What do you buy that makes you happy?
motorcycle parts, camping gear, computer components, comfy clothes, and guns
the happiness wears off quickly though just from buying it, it's the experiences you have with those things that makes it feel worth anything to me- for example, putting on new tires on my bike and taking them for a spin or going camping with my new rain jacket and seeing how well it does against the elements
Prostitutes and cigarettes
Clothes.
It's not the clothes themselves that make me happy, it's the way people treat me when I'm well dressed. When I wear new shoes or improve/expand my style, people treat me better and that feels good.
alcohol and gun accessories/cleaning gear.
>cleaning guns feels like sex
If only I knew what sex felt like...
>>27204952
this is one of the most depressing things i have read, pleas don't shoot up a public place.
>>27204591
weed, vidya, and a lot of delicious munchies for said weed
3ds games but shit man they're expensive
>>27204591
That Pepe is pretty cute, tuh bee honist.
>>27204591
A new life anon, a new life...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W05cPXpUHGI
>>27204591
food
thats it tbqh
>>27205012
>this is one of the most depressing things i have read
fresh from reddit I see. I hope you enjoy your stay here on /r9k/ newfriend and learn about our rich board culture during your stay.
Lately I've been buying cigars. They made me feel superior to filthy cigarette smokers and other casual plebs.
>>27205292
fresh from /b/ but yes
Seeds and plants. I love gardening.
Books on various scientific topics, history and philosophy.
>>27205338
>fresh from /b/
thats even worse pls kys my man
>>27205338
LEAVE NOW SOON OR YOU'LL SOON FIND YOURSELF COMPULSIVELY CHECKING R9K EVERY TWO MINUTES, REFRESHING IN AN INFINITE SHITPOSTING ECHO CHAMBER
>>27205404
that's why i came
>>27205372
We should be friends. I buy the exact same shit. What are you reading lately, anon?
I just picked up a book on the siege of Leningrad, a book on generative linguistics, and a book on Kant's transcendental method of philosophizing and the subsequent tradition he inspired (talks about Fichte, Hegel, Husserl, et al). Fun stuff.
>>27204591
The people I love that are happy makes me happy
>>27204952
>implying loving guns in school shooter
europoor detected
These days, the only thing to buy that makes me happy is more investments. I feel better when I can give myself a slight raise every once in awhile
nendoroids
amiibos lots and lots of amiibos
New clothes are nice, I don't buy them often but wearing new socks, pants and shirt all at the same time bring best feels
>>27205487
cute but why does she have the pliers?
>>27204591
benzodiazepines
origibdfndjf
>>27205505
Watch KLK
>>27205487
I've been wanting that one for a while.
>>27204952
>dat Hoppe's #9
They need to make this into scented candles
>>27204591
Diapers
Not too often though, shit is expensive and it's much more exciting when you do get them if you've gone without them for a while
>Comic books
>Drugs
>Musical Instruments
>Camera equipment
Needless to say, I can't afford 3+4, and barely 1+2 at that. I have a job, but someone should have warned me about rent. And train tickets. And food.
>>27205043
Just buy a magic cartridge for $40 man
>>27205560
>Anonymous 03/16/16(Wed)21:58:07 No.2720
Timestamp 2012.
>>27205518
What is klk
>>27205560
What do you do, spend an entire day wearing diapers or what?
>>27205615
Of course the picture is not mine, I do like saving those sorts of pictures though
>>27205628
Kill La Kill. The anime the figurine is from.
The only luxury I purchase are movie tickets occasionally. Otherwise I don't have any reason to buy anything else. I only like doing activities if its with other people, and I never have people.
nitrous cartridges
>>27205632
Some days yeah, but I rarely do it every day.
What I've been really into lately is "The Marshmallow Trick", where you put a bunch of Marshmallows (~25 for me) into your bum which will compel you to expel them in one of the most explosive and satisfying movements you will ever have.
nothing I buy makes me happy.
even stuff that I really like and wanted for a long time and had the money to afford. I always feel guilty about it. "Did you really need to buy that? Was it really worth the money? Couldn't you have gotten along fine without it?"
>>27205480
thats where all my money went back when I was wagecucking.
Today I bought and ate a full large pizza. That made me pretty happy
>>27205395
>/b/'s worse than /r9k/
miniatures and model kits
toys
guns
books
beer
it's a simple life
weed, acid, music I really like
>>27205560
diaperfags need to be gassed
>>27205649
Oh you prob ment anon above me I have a shrek love pic
I hoard my money even though I make enough to buy cool things.
>>27205693
Doesn't your bum get irritated if you keep it too long? And why do you need a diaper for marshmallows?
>>27205710
I know that feel. Same thing when you eat a whole pint of icecream or an entire chinese take out in one sitting.
>>27204591
>happy
>implying
>>27205589
nah i buy them to have the physical copy
>>27205789
Saving money feels even better to me than spending, I honestly think I have some Jewish blood in me, eastern european immigrant ancestors who apparently couldn't handle the bantz and all
>>27205826
Well it really depends on what you think is happiness. Everyone has their own take on it.
>>27205696
I know that feel, meng. It all feels like trash.
>>27205812
>Doesn't your bum get irritated if you keep it too long?
Diaper rash isn't really an issue for me. It depends on how sensitive your skin though. It also helps to by nicer diapers that absorb a lot.
>And why do you need a diaper for marshmallows?
Because it feels good to wear and use diapers, and with the marshmallow trick even more so. It's also a bit of incontinence induction. When you do the trick, you can't help but go, it's something you have no prayer of holding in. Doing something like that on a toilet just wouldn't be the same, it'd make the whole thing boring.
>>27205886
Ever tried doing an enema while wearing those? I bet it would be glorious. Imagine enema + marshmallows.
Video games, movies, food
I wouldn't say they make me happy as much as they just numb the pain for awhile. #edgy
>>27205957
No I haven't tried an enema, I haven't bought any equipment to do something like that but it is something on my to-do list.just The main appeal of the Marshmallows is that it can be scat-free scat play as long as you're clean inside and if you do an enema before hand it should help cut down on all of the mess. It might help fit more in, which would be great.
I don't think I'd combine the two just because the water would likely make the marshmallows dissolve. I have been wondering how to make the marshmallows puff up while inside though, because if you've ever microwaved one you know they can get really big in no time at all but it's probably impossible to do it (safely) while they're in your bum.
>>27206058
I don't know what marshmallows you use but I know for a fact that mine don't dissolve in milk. Your rectum/colon are moist so they would've dissolved otherwise. I don't know, what about powdered gelatin? You mix it with water and do an enema then wait until it expands inside you.
>>27206208
>I don't know what marshmallows you use but I know for a fact that mine don't dissolve in milk
Just Kraft Jet-Puffed. I think they'd dissolve because when I insert them I dunk them into warm water first so they slide in easier and when I' finished dunking the bowl that I used to hold the water in is milky and has a marshmallow sludge at the bottom. Of course that's if I held the enema/marshmallows long enough, which would never happen without some sort of plug. But because there's no way I could hold it either, it sorta defeats the point.
> I don't know, what about powdered gelatin? You mix it with water and do an enema then wait until it expands inside you.
I actually never even thought of that. Definitely something to look in to.
Also got a captcha of bad omen
Tesco's meal deal every fucking day of my life
Weed, paint and games but slowly the shits losing wear and im needing some real substance in my life. AKA GIMME DA POOOSI BAUS
>>27204591
Vidya and opiates.
Alcohol. I picked up a six pack a few days ago and I picked up a bottle of vodka today.
>>27206348
Maybe we should research the gelatin thing to prevent the omen. But I like to do as many wacky things as possible, including boxing hot peppers in there. Wouldn't recommend it unless you like adrenaline. Lately I've been wondering how to create an explosive diarrhea effect without the diarrhea.
finding a sick new score at a thrift store (for me, thats anime VHS tapes or what /tv/ calls "kino" on VHS,vand awesome t-shirts or jackets)
riding my bike on a crisp day with a t shirt on and the wind in my hair
a thick line of oxycodone
a fresh glass of mango juice
imagining having a gf while lying in bed late at night
its the simple things m8s
>>27206504
I don't think I'd enjoy figging very much. Not sure how you could remove diarrhea from diarrhea outside an enema. Maybe use a syringe and inject a paste inside that you mixed with a little hotsauce? Also one thing I've been imagining you might want to try is taking one of those very large gummy worms, lubing it up a bit, and snaking it inside. They're even ribbed for your pleasure.
Movie posters
>>27206719
That's actually pretty cool. I've always fantasized about having a room with all kinds of movie posters up. Which ones you got?
>>27206671
Sounds good. Buttfrustration here I come.
>>27205957
Jfc, where did your life go wrong Dude???
Literaly hate having possesions, best to be free from shit like that.
>>27204591
>food
>makeup
>clothes/shoes
>various grooming services
>stuff for my dog
>>27206794
You don't possess things you physically consume for very long though
>>27206783
It's just entertainment, nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with putting various materials in your asshole. Unless you're that dumbfuck who shoved a champagne bottle in there during a panic attack. I've read his post yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing.
>>27206755
-swingers
-the force awakens
-the godfather
-blue velvet
-blade runner
-fear and loathing in las vegas
-v for vendetta
-kill bill
-interstellar
-mad max
-2001 a space odyssey
-goldfinger
-buffalo 66
-the birds
-terminator
-fargo
-the hurt locker
-batman trilogy
-ben hur
-gone with the wind
-the shining
-star wars: the revenge of the sith
-mission impossible
>>27204591
Music and music related things. Also books.
new model kits, tools, and gifts for my bf
The first two because when I do it I know I'm gonna be making something and that is a great feeling
the third because I like making him happy
>watches
I don't have a good cycle of when I wear them. I go to Ross at least twice a week and I always end up leaving with a watch. I've spent at most $50 for a $200 watch. I don't know why but it's relieving for me and it makes me feel kinda rich.
Also alcohol
Vidya, food, drugs, alcohol, cigarettes
>>27206953
Some good pics my friend. My favories are godfather, blade runner, 2001, the birds, and fargo
The two main ones on my wishlist would be apocalypse now and taxi driver
>>27205773
Nope. I linked to all the right posts that related to the KLK figurine.
>>27207041
Will you also frame this so I know you're thinking of me?
>>27207041
I want The Dictator, Bear Grylls' Adventures, Ace Ventura, Pirates, Hurrcules and Spice Girls.
Plane tickets.
>>27205338
>fresh from /b/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>27204591
Nothing makes me happy so I don't buy anything. Any media I can stream/download, clothes are for when you have people to impress.
skating i suck at it but i when i do skate i have a good time
>>27205404
Fuck, that's me T_T
Pepe fooking my a-word makes me happy
>>27207306
How old?
I tried to get into skating last year, after not skating for about 4-5. I'd gotten so weak that skating was like one of those dreams where you try to run but you're all heavy and retarded
>>27204591
Iced coffeeIt doesn't make me happy, but it's the closest I can get
>>27204591
Art supplies.
>>27207885
What do you paint? Michelangelo's pink quivering asshole?
Kevin Smith movies
>>27207931
Art supplies are expensive, anon. Idk, I just like them.
>>27205560
>>27205640
hey me too!
I'm wearing one of these right now but it looks better on her
>>27204591
Nothing I can buy makes me happy, except maybe drugs
I always have buyer's remorse
>>27208122
I hope you're joking!
bllllooooooxxxxxxx bloxxxyyyy bloxxxx
>>27204591
Concert tickets are the only things that make me happy to buy, because they give me a reason to keep living for a few months. I pretty much always have a ticket to something in the future, its my anti-suicide.
>>27204591
I don't have enough money to buy the end of mankind, so nothing.
COCAINE
and assorted other drugs.
