Who /rich/ here?
>live on golf course
>this is my view everyday
All these trophy wives and daughters are driving me wild
>>27200105
mirin that chiminea boss
>>27200105
Tell me your secrets and I'll be your caddy bitchboi. How old are you?
My direct neighbour's house is worth $30 million
>>27200105
Do you live in southern Spain/Portugal ?
>>27200207
Lol its my parents house. Technically im still a broke ass NEET, but i guess ill be inline to inherit some money so thats a plus. Neighbors next door are multi millionaires sold a convience store chain, they are literally gone all the time out the country
>>27200251
I live in texas
>tfw just almost got hit by a golfball
>>27200428
>Texas trophy wives
I'm so sorry anon
p nice anon, with all that money i hope your doing something worthwhile
>>27200492
Why are you sorry? Because i cant get them or they are shite? Theres blonde and brunette bombshells everywhere and we live right by the clubhouse where they go play tennis all the time. Sure is a goddamn tease, all i want is one of those qts to marry
>>27200105
lol.
You're clearly poor. Houses on the course are worthless.
Try again
>>27200534
Well like i said none of it is really mine yet, all i do is play vidya, do drugs and play tennis lol
this is literally my view when I shit
>>27200572
Actually here the ones on the course are way nicer than the ones off it. We literallyhave a castle at the end of the block.
>tfw cant even fit your whole house into pic
>>27200650
Not bad, you live on a lake or somethin?
>>27200730
>you live on a lake or somethin?
no waterfront at this property, but we have a lake house somewhere else
>>27200357
>>27200428
>>27200105
How about you fuck off, since you have literally nothing to be upset about.
You are a rotten little show-off. Stop fishing for praise.
>>27200105
Spoiled rich assholes like you can never, ever be robots.
Get off our board, you are only here to rub your success in our faces. You have no idea what it's like to be broke with no prospects for ever becoming wealthy or even middle-class.
You are an asshole.
>>27200105
>be illegal spic gardener
>live in shed on golf course
>learn english in spare time
>lie on r9k
>????
>profit!
>>27200800
>no prospects for ever becoming wealthy
nobody really does at this stage. We're at endgame capitalism and on the verge of complete automation of the workforce.
>>27200748
Oh i just figured because you can see water in the pic lol
>>27200759
>being this assblasted
I have tons of stuff to be sad about dude, i just wanted to show my bros my place and maybe tfw no virgin golfcourse qt3.14 gf with me
>>27200800
>my success
I literally fucked my whole life up lol whatre u talkin about, you have bout as much chance as getting rich as i do, except for inheritence wise, but idgaf about that. I dont even want to be alive lol
>>27200841
>I have tons of stuff to be sad about dude, i just wanted to show my bros my place and maybe tfw no virgin golfcourse qt3.14 gf with me
No you don't your rotten faggot. You have everything you could ever want. You have can get a girlfriend easy with your money as well.
Stop complaining. You are scum, and no-one here wants to see your mansion.
>>27200888
>You live in a mansion and don't have to fucking work for a living.
>You will inherit millions of dollars later in life.
>You can ask your parents for anything you want, including a high-end gaming PC or every console.
>you can get any and every girl you want because you have money.
>Waaaaah I dont even want to be alive lol xDDD
Yeah no. Fuck off normie-scum.
>>27200105
>Golfers staring into your yard and pelting your roof with balls 24/7
Sounds very un-comfy.
>>27200897
>my money
You keep saying that, but it aint my money familio why you so mad tho? Honestly sometimes I wish I was poor so everyone wouldn't just label me some rich kid faggot automatically. Like what the fuck has it been good for so far? I'm a 24 yo NEET with my whole life in fucking shambles behind me. Fuck it, I had things growing up, its not like I was driving lambos and dropping thousands of dollars on bitches.
>rich
>such a shit taste
i dont know which is worse brah, being poor as fuck but at least have some sense of style, or being wealthy shit praised
inb4 im jealous about the money
>>27200888
Man, I actually think that is pretty chill. I go and work out at a sort of tennis court. *(Nobody goes to the gym, they go there to play badminton, squash etc..)
I don't ever get to talk to girls lol. I'm a loser, but it's interesting to see eh?
*(Also lol I get that Neds pic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T_Xrts6S2k
>>27200962
>you can get any and every girl you want because you have money.
How does this work? Maybe if it was MY money, but its not. I haven't had a gf in 5 years and its not like girls are falling all over me because I live on a golf course.
>Waaaaah I dont even want to be alive lol xDDD
I really don't dude, I would kill myself if I could get enough opiates to OD peacefully and orgasmically desu and that's the only way I want to go out, only reason I'm not dead yet. You don't know what I've been through, just because I'm rich doesn't mean I haven't been through shit, I bet I've been through more than half you fuckers.
>>27201062
please tell us what you've been through
>>27201052
Why shit taste?
>>27201061
hell yeah bro, is nice. I made eye contact with this blonde qt today lol
>>27201090
I really don't feel like typing all that out. Youd just call me a crybaby no matter what.
>>27201062
i know how you feel
when daddy didn't buy me a lambo for my 16th birthday i wanted to kill myself
i've been through some shit
>>27201161
>why shit taste?
well living on golf course...
>>27201161
Yeah sometimes I make eye contact but f**k. Heres a question for you.
Lets say you actually talked to the chick and they asked about your friends or something. What would you say?
Another question would be if the neighbours have kids? If so do they throw parties at their house?
I don't think I'll ever get the opportunity again to meet normal people and go to a party. It's been so so so so so so so long since I've ever have been to a party. I feel like I'm too far behind trying to live in this world.
>golf course house in texas
worth less than $300-400,000, desu
>>27200105
>trying so hard to brag about his success
>literally of the success you're trying to brag about is your parents
>Trying to pull the "I'm a loser too guise" and brag about your life at the same time
You're autistic.
>>27200105
>inherit 1,100,000 net worth 2 years ago at 18
>go to college/pay 30,000 dollar fucking tuition JFMSU (gonna take me an extra year, i've done hilariously awful in school btw)
>while this is happening the economy is in the fucking toilet, losing money on all of my investments while taking out large amounts of money
>checked my profolio today
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>730,000 dollar net worth.
>JUST
>FUCK
>MY
>SHIT
>UP
>SENPAI
Literally the only thing I have going to me in life is that i have a bunch of money that i didn't earn. No GF, no friends, shitty grades, spend all of time feeling depressed
Im convinced that the universe gave me this so it can be taken away before I can even really use it, just like the universe has taken away everything from me.
btw i only inherited this because when i was a teenager i saw my father slowly die my eyes. He left behind 2.50 million that was left between me and my 12 year old brother.
I also have to deal with my mother constantly asking and taking my money since he left her nothing. When I received my inheritance she manipulated me to send her nearly 200 thousand dollars for a house for her and my little brother. I'm sure this is going to build into strong resentment when im older.
>>27201204
fuck youuuuu
>>27201213
golf course is nice bro, better than the street
>>27201220
>Lets say you actually talked to the chick and they asked about your friends or something. What would you say?
Maybe I would try to relate back to acquaintances and see how long I could string them along for, hopefully theyd be okay with not having any close friends.
>Another question would be if the neighbours have kids? If so do they throw parties at their house?
Round here they have kids, but there is hardly any parties, I guess maybe they are good girls or too young maybe?
>I don't think I'll ever get the opportunity again to meet normal people and go to a party. It's been so so so so so so so long since I've ever have been to a party. I feel like I'm too far behind trying to live in this world.
I totally feel you dude, its been years since Ive been to a party or had a close friend. Its like I'm slowly becoming more and more disassociated with life and more of my movements and patterns have become robotic. My life is surreal at this point lol, I don't know what the fuck to do I wish I could just be normal for the fucking life of me.
>>27201254
yeh our house is maybe worth half a mil
>>27201278
nah I was just bored and wanted someone to talk to desu.
>>27201349
OH NO
ONLY $730k THAT YOU GOT FOR FREE
OH FUCK
JUST
J U S T
>>27201349
You should put that in a Vangard fund, idiot.
>>27201349
duuuuuude stop wasting money on that shit school bro, invest your money like on shark tank lol. you'll be hella rich then
>I also have to deal with my mother constantly asking and taking my money since he left her nothing. When I received my inheritance she manipulated me to send her nearly 200 thousand dollars for a house for her and my little brother. I'm sure this is going to build into strong resentment when im older.
iktf, its weird because my dad has been married two times and the older kids from the first marriage feel like they havent gotten near as much as me and my sister, which they haven't but its like were all family wtf. Idk, but during christmas they took my parents looking at nice ass houses on the lake lol
>>27201254
this desu fampai supreme
>>27200105
literally no thanks. i used to live right facing a golf course. tons of stray balls from shitty golfers end up in the yard, break windows, every time your in your back yard and you hear someone yell "fore!" you run the risk of getting pegged in the head with a golf ball. not worth it. not to mention all the drunk old timers with their golf carts fulll of beer, who pull up next to your fence and take a piss whenever they feel like it. golf courses are nothing but degeneracy, and living next to one sucks big time.
>>27201514
>being scared of the golf ball
You need to become one with the golf ball and do some jedi mind trick ninja dodging if it every comes flying towards you
>>27201349
How you can spend more than a few thousand dollars a year on random shit is beyond me
>>27201254
>tfw my parent's house in California is 1/2 the size of OPs yet worth nearly twice as much
Beach beats golf course.
>>27200665
So you live in an old 90s home in Texas. Houses in Texas tend to be cheaper than other states.
You're not that rich OP just middle class.
Sometimes these threads make me happy I was born poor. Being rich makes you a huge stupid cunt 99% of the time, apparently.
Then again if I hadn't been lucky enough to escape my poverty I'd probably be wishing to be a stupid cunt.
someone living in a mcmansion thinking he is rich LOL
>>27201639
>>27201690
aight whatever
>>27200105
2/10 enjoy your arid flyover subdivision, plebfag
>>27201395
fuck off faggot. you don't know how it feels like to literally lost nearly 400 thousand fucking dollars in 2 years.
>>27201430
i cant dumb-dumb its in a trustfund
>>27200105
Any big sexy black guys around there?
>>27200665
Just back up and get the whole house you fucking idiot
You could take a picc where you cant get your whole dick in the pic by holding the camera close, doesnt mean its not 4 inches of sadness
>>27201979
Can I have some moeny. Like 100 bucks?
>>27202057
black guys? you kidding?
>>27202100
You want me to stand in my neighbors lawn trying to get my whole house in the photo?
>>27202115
No. It would be cool to hang out at a golf course and get spit roasted by black guys
>>27200105
Nice cock statue, fag.
Also that's a shitty view.
>>27200105
Any cool toys, RC cars, RC boats, go karts, etc? Any basketball courts?
>>27202184
>No. It would be cool to hang out at a golf course and get spit roasted by black guys
you gay nigga?
>>27200105
>barren backyard
>lone chiminea
>surrounded by chicken-wire fence
>neighbors houses wurth mad millionz yo
Oh, I get it OP is "the help".
He lives in a shed like an animal and works chores for his wealthy masters.
>>27202269
holy shit, I am not THAT rich
>>27200428
I saw you last night at bowans.
>>27202284
>surrounded by chicken-wire fence
Literally where?
>Oh, I get it OP is "the help".
>He lives in a shed like an animal and works chores for his wealthy masters.
oh shit nigga, the jig is up, Ive been caught
>rich
>live on a golf course
Fucking what? you're like far from rich man, you're that asshat tha needs 12 foot chicken were fences not for chickens but to shot golf balls from breaking your windows and pelting your house.
>>27202307
What the fuck is bowens? dat you hoodie?
>>27202134
How tiny is your yard?
I thougt you were rich
>>27202424
We have the patio, and own some of the golf course. Idk how big it is.
>>27200105
>Old ass Lexus in driveway
Where's your Bugatti peasant?
>>27202675
lmao, like I said it aint my money, I'm lucky I got my lexus. I kinda like it tho
Life sucks for everyone
>tfw no rich sugardaddy to pay for my transgender related surgeries
Reeeeeeeee
>>27203845
Sorry im not gay bro
