tried to hang myself 3 times in the past day but I can't take the choking feeling for that long
>>27200029
Why don't you just od on pills like the anon did a few days ago? it worked on his first attempt.
>>27200151
I don't have any good pills that'll kill me instantly
>>27200029
Or go get counseling and a shrink. So that you eventually can get a gf.
How bad is your depression. Do you just need to cuddle a girl or something. I would cuddle the depression right out of you anon.
>>27200302
I don't want to cuddle.
>>27200238
>>27200151
what if I just grab a bunch of random pills and take them maybe that'll work
>>27200029
you're doing it wrong. should be hanging yourself from a high height, with a long piece of rope to snap your neck
>>27200029
when you hang you shouldnt be choking yourself to death, you need to do it off a building so the rope violenty wrenches your head from your neck and sprays everyone below with blood
>>27200494
>>27200368
well I was doing it with a belt so I couldn't really drop and I just took like 2400mg of ibuprofen maybe this will do something
>>27200330
Why are you messed up or something. It's proven that human touching ends depression.
>killing yourself
>not taking as much people with you
?
>>27200029
What would you kill yourself? If you die then your existence as a whole ends, you don't think or anything you don't wake up. And if you believe in afterlife then you'll be going to hell or some shit which is wayy worse then real life
>>27200555
*as possible, nice way to fuck up trips
>>27200554
I don't like people touching me
>>27200539
How are you doing it? 2400mg ibuprofen won't kill you either. Are you trying or just getting a feel for it?
>>27200029
>not expecting killing yourself to hurt
Next time get drunk prior faggot. Your body is going to flip out, you normally don't wanna an hero. Or gun
>>27200658
I'm taking more slowly as I drink more
>>27200661
I was drunk when I tried doing it I feel like if I didn't do it a closet it would have worked better
You should check yourself into a psych ward OP. I tried to hang myself a few times last year and eventually I tried to slash my throat with a box cutter. I only did superficial damage and ended up in psych for a month, where they put me on a lot of meds.
Psych isn't bad, and you'll meet a lot of interesting characters in there.
>>27200701
Don't an hero with ibuprofen, it's not quick and very painful as your stomach bleeds out inside etc
>>27200718
If this doesn't work I'll probably end up in one
>>27200747
I don't have anything else I mean I have some dayquil I can chug too
i'm starting to feel my stomach hurting this wasnt a good idea I should probably just drink and eat while this life comes to an end
anyone watch black sails? just started but its GoT tier.
Just jump off a bridge into the ocean it won't hurt because it's water but you'll drown peacefully for sure
>>27200760
Check yourself into a psych ward before you destroy your liver in a misguided attempt to commit suicide with common pills. Suicide by poisoning has a success rate of less than 2%, you'll fuck up your liver and kidneys if you screw it up. Just check in, get help.
>>27200898
Black Sails is awesome.
>>27200718
>tried to slash my throat
Are you a woman? How do you try to cut your throat with the intent of suicide at fail? Breathe in, exhale, ram boxcutter, pull.
The reality is you're a fucking coward who doesn't actually want to die you just want the positive/constructive attention that you imagine people would give to
>real
mentally disturbed people. Because deep in your fucking heart you know that all you want to be is as interesting as you think the people who you don't understand are.
Fucking disgusting, anon.
>I tried to cut my throat with a boxcutter and failed
Absolutely revolting adolescent bullshit. only women do this. Get out.
>>27200941
i have no idea where a psych ward is at..can they come pick me up or something I dont want to deal with my family yelling at me or some shit
there are two basic ways to hang yourself.
>one nearly instant and painless quick snap of the neck and done
>the second being an agonizing slow, very aware, very conscious way of just cutting off air flow.
>OP chooses the dumber and slower.
I'd say kill yourself but you can't even do that right.
>>27200963
>slash not cut
He didn't cut he slashed which is why he didn't die you need to push the blade in not pretend cut
>>27200029
take a fucking biggest and sharpest knife you have at home
put it above thyroid cartilage (see pic realted) and fuckin slice it
like you would slice an onion
one decisive strong move
you will pass out few seconds in so it wont hurt much (much less than OD for sure) and die within a minute or less
do it in bathtub if dont wat to make a mess
this you captain speaking attention passengers we are approaching 4000mg
>>27200029
Go outside to walk, or run, or exercise.
It won't feel much good, but not as bad as wanting to kill yourself.
>>27201104
that might not even kill you you casual, you want to go for your carotid artery so you bleed out
>tried to hang myself 3 times in the past day but I can't take the choking feeling for that long
lmao no shit it's not suppose to feel good
>>27200330
"random pills" is how you end up having incredible pain for hours and waking up paralyzed
>>27201352
What if he likes to be choked tho?
>>27200029
Get addicted to heroin, apparently it's the about the best feeling there is
Spend as much money as you can manage to get hold of on heroin then take it all in the bath so you nod out and drown
my heart is just beating really fast now as I lay in bed waiting for death
>>27202865
If you're being serious, goodbye friend, this game is shit.
Bumping for keks
How's the ride, OP? Do you feel your stomach tearing yet?
Yeah OP I want to know also
Pic obviously unrelated
>>27200151
Did we actually get confirmation or is it just cause he never posted again.
>>27203744
He specifically said that if he doesn't post he succeeded, he didn't post, there's no real way for us to check but it's safe to assume he made it to the other side based on the pills he said he was taking, but maybe he didn't, there are allot of attention whores of r9k, but there have been people that actually killed themselves.
daily reminder that 1 in 52 od attempts are successful, and the only ones that do work involve heroin, barbiturates, and benzos (you have to take other shit with the benzos for them to work though, like alcohol and the other 2 things mentioned)
>>27203881
He took 40+ benzos with two bottles vodka.
OP gonna probably end up with some serious vomit and pain but not much else. Ibuprofen won't kill
Does helium work?
>>27200029
Get some rope, make a noose find an overpass or bridge, tie off and jump, will either hang and snap your neck or will decapitate you, once you jump that's it
>>27203957
I just had the heart beat a lot faster and made it hard to go the bathroom I had to push out the pee and shit it was weird
>>27200302
Why the fuck would anyone want some smelly roastie touching them?
Fuck off
>>27200029
>choking
lmao you're not supposed to asphyxiate dood
>>27200029
THEN QUIT TRYING TO FUCKING CHOKE YOURSELF
>>27200029
Use a shotgun friend.
>>27200921
>it won't hurt because it's water
>it won't hurt because it's water
>it won't hurt because it's water
>it won't hurt because it's water
>it won't hurt because it's water
what the FUCK
>>27206566
>this nigga doesn't consider water's surface tension and the impact effect
>>27200029
you nothin but a pussy faggot beta probably sucked a dick or two. if you're going to end your fucking pathetic life why don't you do something with it before you go out i mean you might aswell. Go spend all your money on drugs and hookers or try OD. pussy fucking fagboys don't even know how to an hero properly. smdh
>>27200302
YEAH LET ME JUST
CUDDLE YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY
WOW
THERE THEY GO
PROBLEM SOLVED
WASN'T THAT EASY
>CUE SYMPHONY OF ANGELS
>OP DISCOVERS THE MEANING OF LIFE
>GOES ON TO WRITE BEST-SELLING NOVEL
>CHESWICK DISCOVERS THAT CUDDLING HERSELF DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME EFFECT
>DROWNS IN A POOL OF TEARS AND PIZZA GREASE 4 MONTHS LATER
>>27200921
you dumbass, no one ever drowns peacefully, drowning is one of the most violent ways to die. your body will naturally struggle for oxygen, the water you breathe in burns like a motherfuck and it ain't quick. you literally have to be held under to work otherwise you will naturally rise for air. trust me.
>>27206711
If the impact of the fall doesn't kill himself then the drowning will
but there are tons who have died from jumping off bridges so don't discount it
>>27200921
Enjoy those punctured lungs and hemorrhaging internal organs as you instinctually claw your way to the surface, that is if your spine didn't get fucked up on impact
>>27206739
That still is not a peaceful way off going out. Picture this scenario, the bridge you picked wasn't high enough to kill you via impact, instead you just busted up your ribs and broken several bones and are now in serious pain in cold ass water about to drown slowly and painfully. No matter how it goes it won't be peaceful, you're better off hitting concrete.
If you have the means to escape it, you aren't doing it correctly.
Lostallhope.com
Good websight lists solid methods
CO poisoning I think will be my go to
>>27206781
that's why you pick a bridge with a good success rate.................
>>27200302
are you qt? I wanna cuddle I'm sad as shit.
>>27206665
you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuc
>>27200029
Don't kill yourself. If you really wanted to you would have and wouldn't be here asking how to do it right. Get help, survive, and don't let the motherfuckers of life that made this depressed win.
>>27206845
stfu pussy boy go kys already and do it via jumping off a low bridge you aspergered douchenozzle.
>>27206914
>low bridge
What's he supposed to try next, giving himself enough papercuts to bleed out?
>>27205784
Because there not as bitter as you. How that cold side of the bed doing?
>>27206682
I don't eat pizza or weigh over 900 lbs
>>27206841
I wouldn't mind robot awkward cuddles.
>>27206944
And then what? Cast a deadly spell using his magical wizardry wand?
>>27206981
My bed is maxx comfy
>>27206981
>I don't eat pizza or weigh over 900 lbs
MUNCH
MUNCH
MUNCH
I CAN SEE THE GREASE FROM HERE
IT SHINES LIKE PERSEPOLIS UPON YOUR ENGORGED CHEEKS
>>27207186
this was a mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal visual
>>27207300
you forgot your spoiler and smug wojack friend.Also nice dubs.
>>27206981
Humans sleep better in the cold, you stupid faggot
