>be me
>wake up 7am somehow
>get ready, no time for breakfast so just have a single slice of leftover pizza my normalshit brother left out
>catch train to town for college
>nearly fucking vomit on the train
>get some shitty energy drinks and head to classes
>day consists of not doing work, listening to music, ignoring my class mates and vice versa, and having a few awkward encounters with peers and teachers
>go home to find my brother being questioned by the police
>I'msofuckingsuprised.jpg
>go upstairs and masturbate furiously to gym pictures of a random mutual friend grill on normiebook (only use cuckbook for this purpose)
>go to my grandmas for din dins
>go home with leftovers
>brother is about to take a romantic bath with his gf (the cop left, he was just asking about an incident where he works)
>figure out what they're planning to do, take a massive fucking shit and stuff unnecessary amounts of TP down the toilet so it's blocked
>picrelated.jpg
>now I'm chilling comfy in my room with my doggo waiting for my equally autistic friend to arrive so we can get shitfaced and taunt my brother and shit
>got class tomorrow but fuck it
>only made this thread because I love making lists at the end of the day because it relaxes me
I like you, friendo.
>wake up
>feel foggy from yesterday's benzo binge
>go to classes
>come home
>snort more benzos
I'm going to strangle reality with my bare hands.
>wake up 11am
>eat bowl of cereals while watching TV
>mom's back from her school
>she makes me cheese sandwich
>she leaves at 1pm
>do some exercices on the elliptic thing
>shower
>on my laptop since then
probably going to eat something and then play Day of Defeat source
>wake up at noon because I went to sleep at 3am
>put on clothes
>skip shower and go downstairs because my hygiene is fucked anyways
>make ramen and grab a banana for brunch
>go back upstairs
>boot up computer
>watch anime while I eat
>sit dishes and empty ramen cup aside
>start shitposting and listening to music
>continue throughout the afternoon
Which leads us to where I am now. Still shitposting. I'll have to go downstairs and get more food soon for dinner, I think my mom is making lasagna. I'll watch some more anime and play vidya into the night. That's my day.
>woke up at 3:30 pm
>go out for a smoke
>stupid kids outside coming back from school, so I go back inside early
>toss and wash some kratom
>making some coffee
>gonna go out for another smoke, now that it's a bit quieter
Just the normal morning routine.
>wake up
>make breakfast
>browse r9k and watch videos
>go to get beer and junk food
>back home
>drink while browsing r9k and watching videos
>day is gone
Who /it's not funny anymore/
I can't get pleasure anymore with all the escapism. Today I even got erectile dysfunction for the first time in my life.
>wake up at 1AM
>spend all day on 4chan
>look at more job listings I could never get
>wake up
>get text from girl I cussed out yesterday
>she apologised, even though she didnt do anything
>she agreed to go on a date with me
>get text from girl I fucked last night, she wants to do it again today
>get text from main girl, she's asking to see me, too
>text from the girl I talked to yesterday in computer lab, she wants the dick
>call up IRS so I can get my tax info for financial aid
>Go to grocery store, hit on the cute cashier. Get her number
>when I get back, the landlord's wife comes downstairs for a quick booty call
>am currently practicing guitar right now.
My whole life basically consists of sex, singing, guitar, and school. Coege is awesoms.
>wake up at 9:30
>it's my day off, but couldn't sleep in later
>eat breakfast
>play Animal Crossing New Leaf for a bit
>run uptown with mom
>ran to a grocery store, got a Pepsi Next
>visit grandfather
>come home
>eat dinner, game after
>go for walk
>game and Watch tv
>wake up
>go to uni
>afterwards went to watch a basketball game
>qt looks at her girlfriend and then looks at me at the back
>unintentionally give her pic related
>[subconcious 'fuck']
>the music and drums are too loud
>walk home
Nothing else noteworthy t b h
>>27200171
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE
>wake up, shower
>look at list of objectives that i should do today
>don't do any of them, go to mcdonalds
>come back, browse boards, listen to stoner music and wish i had weed
>watch the lugia pokemon movie, feel sad because it wasn't as good as others
>lie in bed trying to sleep but instead just lie in a stupor
>ignore obligation list and texts from people
>day is almost gone and i haven't done anything productive
>wake up
>fap in the shower to this qt I cum tributed before
>skip breakfast
>smoke and listen to some comfy deathcore metal
>another passive day at uni
>drive back home
>rain was really relaxing today so I took the long route
>ate a plain salad with lean chicken on the side
>shitposted and played ranked MKX til sunset
>won a few games so I was proud of myself
>exercise; 20 minutes of cardio then 40 minutes of circuit training. No gym, in the house.
>had a fight with my normie brother after workout
>he slammed a door shut on my arm and constantly tried beating at me
>one blow to the jaw from me and I knocked him to the ground
>eat dinner, fruits and veggies.
>get cozy up in my bed with le cat and shitpost some more
Not as pathetic as usual for you NEETs
>woke up @ 7:45 to take sis to school
>8am take out the trash and clean my room
>fall back asleep
>11:30 take shower
>12:10 out the door
>12:30 get to school
>chill until I go home at 4:40
>some more chores, today I clean the back patio
>maybe play some soccer
>chill on some black ops ii or do my drivers ed course online
>pick my gf up from work at 9 (not confirmed)
>maybe get some neck
>vidya until 1am and its time for bed
>>27200542
Looks like you got your life together bruh, nice day for you s
>wake up
>get coffee
>get dressed
>go to classes
>deal with autists for eight hours
>get picked up by older brother because I'm an immigrant who can't drive bc no identification
>driven to work
>currently a sitting duck for another hour and a half until break starts
fuck my life is boring
>>27199903
>ate too many brownies on monday
>don't even remember yesterday
>miss work today
weed sucks. I'd rather get drunk and know that I have to suffer a little in the morning instead of missing an entire day not feeling anything because I slept through it all.
>wake up at 4am because neighbours are blasting music loud as fuck
>get up at 5am because they still havent stopped
>go out into my backyard and throw eggs at their garage
>go back to bed when they turn down the fucking sound
>fell asleep and then had a dream i was giving a girl an orgasm
>woke up with insane headache
>fall back asleep again
>now im here
