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Works on a 1/10 scale If it's above 10, you're a Chad God
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Works on a 1/10 scale
If it's above 10, you're a Chad God
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Does heavy petting count as sex?
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>tfw borderline retarded
>tfw bad at math
>tfw couldn't solve the equation even if I had sexual partners to count

End my suffering.
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what's 0 divided by 3
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>>27199806
I got zero.
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>>27199806
0, what did you expect?
uber originull
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>>27199806
Seems like I'm worth zero (1/3)*sqrt(Sex-partners*USD)/y)).
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>>7819104
10.4

Your equation sucks
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>>27199870

ERR:QUITGOTO404
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i got 4
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So a 30 year old making 27 grand who only ever managed to get one girlfriend is a Chad god. Great formula there.
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hold the fuck on if you are a virgin you will always have 0
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how do I squirt the number?
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>If it's above 10 you're a Chad God
I got 65 and the one woman I had sex with was a prostitute
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Zero, zed, nada, null.
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>the returns on sex with girls
Miniscule.
>still need sex
FUCK.
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>>27199934
>>27199974

not doing the equation right
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(sqrt(0/0)/19)*3

(sqrt(inf)/19)*3

My worth as a man is infinity
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>had sex with 0 girls
>answer is automatically 0
lel
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>>27200071
You didn't divide by age, moron.
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>>27199806
>24.7

Pretty lousy formula. Plenty of room for misinterpretation. If you earn 100k a year or more, you will easily get over 10.
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>>27200073
>0/0 - > positive infinity
Don't even know your limits. Literally.
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>>27199806
14.3i

having a negative income makes me a complex person
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>>27199833
Normie as fuucckkk
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>>27200073
0/0 is an indeterminate form
You need to use L'hospital's rule
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>>27200077
this is how the real world works
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>>27199806

I got 2.4. Am I worthless? I don't really get it.
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>>27199946
Yeah I think that it was intended...
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Anyone who scored about 0 get out.
>>>/soc/
Fucking normies.
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>>27199806
formula is shit. I only had sex once and make 8k a year and I'm a chad? stupid stupid stupid formula
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>>27199806
Don't think your formula works the way you want it to.
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>>27199806
i had sex with 2 women and im still in school so i have no income. My score is 0
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>>27200237
Divide by age, not multiply.
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>>27200237
>Slept with 65 different women
hmmmm
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>>27200237
Why are you even here though?
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>>27200257
Yeah....that'd be a lot better.

25.4/10.
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>>27200221
please see the following
>>27200257
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>>27200270
I'm bored at work.
>>27200265
There abouts. I lost track to be honest. Also am not counting escorts.
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>>27200285
Obviously the number of girls and income are approx.

Protip for the virgins: any guy who claims to have slept with 20+ and gives you an exact number is lying.
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>>27200237
>wolframalpha
>mfw a common element is a bigger alpha than you are
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>>27200172

>hospital

Fucking kek
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Here, I formatted it better
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9.5915, not bad

I can't believe anyone has ever said that before.
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It'd be a lot more useful if the formula described what "Your income" is measured by, cuz if measured by USD per hour, I get a score of 0.666, measured by USD per year, I get a score of 21.

not useful
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>>27200408
(sqrt(0*0))/(3*19) = 0

fuck off, the first one was better
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>>27200476
Income is generally in reference to what you make a year.
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>>27200408
The A should be under the square root sign you cuck.
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>>27200488
>>27200515
Read OP more carefully, it's the same
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I'm too stupid to do maths. Can someone else calculate mine pls?

>0 girls
>$10,000 / year
>23 years old
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>>27200589
loser/10
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>>27200589
>I'm too stupid to do maths.
it's negative
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Pretty weak formula. Additional women should lower value. This is probably a better measure of femininity.

A better way is to do a flowchart.
Virgin y/n
If yes not a man
If no, more than one?
If yes not a man
If no are you a man?
If yes yes
If no no

Basically it looks to see if a man sees himself as a man, excluding whores and little boys since their opinions don't matter when it comes to being a ban.
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i got 0.6i

i assume sex with a man counts as -1
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293.333333333
I guess I'm a demigod?
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>>27199806
what if i dont have income but a trustfund?
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0
The formula means virgins are worthless, regardless of other factors.
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>>27200408
>that fucking math font

givin me anxiety i need to fucking study for my Calc exam im mad behind FUCKKK
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>>27201117
Which may be coincidential based on how terrible average robots tend to be with math but fits perfectly like my dick in ur ass
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>>27199806
>(Sqrt(29*20000)/25)/3

I got 50.771

>>27200383
>Protip for the virgins: any guy who claims to have slept with 20+ and gives you an exact number is lying.

Not true at all. I know my number is exactly 29, firstly because I have good memory and am not a retard, and secondly because I keep a .txt file with all of their names in chronological order.
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>>27199806
0/10 , dam i must really be pathetic.
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>>27200199
yes you are worthless.
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>>27199806

0

Also isn't an infant a divide by 0 error? Need to add some paramters there senpai.
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I think I got 5.96? That's about what I'd rate my attractiveness too.
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>>27199806
True Man Worth Formula:
(Income*1)/1

Bam, there's your fucking worth.
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>>27200589
its 0.
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>>27200308
>I lost track to be honest. Also am not counting escorts.
ahahahahahah xdddddd

dude that was so funny, the way you lied to all of us on a mongolian real estate website
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>>27199806
zero (0)

please kill me
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>>27201305
To divide BY 0 is impossible
0 divided by something is possible, but is still 0
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>>27199806
this makes no sense, I get paid 6 figures but I'm also worthless?
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>>27199806
>tfw over 10
>tfw only had sex with 1 girl
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>>27201404
Yup. Thats right faggot

Bloxy bloxx in the bloxhouse
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This equation is fucking retarded, even if you're income was fucking bill Gates you would still end up with 0/
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>ITT; bitter virgin losers complaining that money doesn't automatically make them worth something
If you have that much money and you still can't get laid, you are quite literally worthless as a man.
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>>27201377
>Implying it's a lie
Whatever makes you feel better chief.
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>having sex 2 vs 1 women is worth doubling your income

yeah ok. I'm still at zero anyways.
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0. Can't say I'm suprised or anything.
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>>27200408
is dat sum LaTeX
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>>27199934
>Being this stupid

It's fine if you aren't smart enough to figure out the formula, but why would you feel the need to post?
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