Post things that normies have told you or things that normies typically say that irritate you
Starting with today's normie
>how come you don't have a fb?
>I used to but I deleted it, got bored of it
>haha, "got bored of chicks hitting on me"
normies really don't realize not everyone is like them, huh
>>27199276
Thanks Lori
Why didn't bill delete the post himself? It's on his page
>oh man, I haven't had sex in two fucking months, just kill me
>>27199276
Holy shit...that pic..those people
anon I'm asking you as a friend and a mentor to delete this pic
They're saying that cause it'd be too mean to say "haha got tired of being a friendless loser right?".
Honestly would you prefer that? They're giving you a chance to pretend you're a cool guy.
>>27199340
Anon, I believe in transparency and honesty.
>>27199362
nah, the guy is kind of my friend, he didn't say it sarcastically, although I can see when it's in written form it does look like that, but he doesn't know I'm an autist because I've only known him for 2 months
>>27199276
Is this one of those satirical facebook group things or are they serious?
>>27199392
Anon I don't think this is necessary
>>27199276
>Bill Hitchert
Come on, anon.
>>27199340
This is pretty typical fare when people are facebook friends with their coworkers and such. I see pretty much that exact conversation all the time when people post some stupid political thing that somebody else made up. "I am appalled that you would post this, John", etc.
BRACE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>27199464
no shame in deleting this, Anon
>>27199276
>that image
That could be the new naked banana, the cringe is leagues ahead of thanks Lori
>>27199276
bill hitchert?
THE bill hitchert?
>>27199464
Thanks, lori. originaltbhwyfampai
>>27199506
top jej my friend
>>27199276
>why aren't you going to the dance anon
They know I don't have friends what the hell do they want to hear jfbsjxndns
>>27199276
that was funny that guys friends are lamos
>>27199547
Holy fucking crackers!!!!!
>>27199549
That pic is fucking spot on. I don't have a facebook (anymore), but I stillstalkpeople I know with mystalking profile, and all the qt's of my past are now mothers in their early 20s and fit perfectly on that picture.
>>27199276
What in the actual fuck is going on here?
>>27200313
aubergine looks like a benis XDD
>mom shares a grainy- ultra low resolution- mangled version of that funny picture you saw 14 years ago
>the picture is full of artifacts, covered in watermarks from sites you visited as a kid, and at some point someone added unnecessary simplified joke explanation on top of the pic with comic sans font
H-heh heh.. very.. very funny!
>>27200376
>mom unironically watches cat videos on jewtube
>>27199340
>I'm asking you as a friend and a mentor to delete this pic
>Anon, I believe in transparency and honesty.
the birth of a new ebic mayne, someone create the KYM page
7i6
>>27199276
>>27199547
How many levels of irony is this Bill Hitchert operating on? His profile was a qr code but now it's a qr code with a hat? Someone stop this madman
>>27200510
7, maybe 8
>>27200550
lost hard. see pic related for another example of supreme autism.
>girl describes herself nerdy/geeky/shy/awkward/introverted/asocial/socially anxious etc.
>is none of those things in the slightest
>has her profile filled with partying pics, pics hanging out with friends, clearly having a good time with bunch of people
>hundreds of friends on friendlist
>people constantly messaging to her and giving comments/likes to her pictures
>constantly uploads new selfies and photos of her outfits etc.
I hate when normies do this shit. I know social anxiety and awkwardness are not competitions, but jesus fucking christ does it piss me off when normies think they're *introverted* when they feel slightly nervous while taking clothes off for the first time before getting rammed in the ass by Chad.
Or when normies think they're introverted because they feel *drained* after full weekend of partying and drinking.
>>27200602
Coming down hard with the love bug
>>27200602
What the fuck am I reading?
This may be the most concentrated form of autism I've ever seen
>average smash player
>>27200480
>Not in my house it Isn't, Tobias.
>>27200684
Ha got fucking baited newfag
>>27200602
Some things were not meant to be understood
>>27200480
Get your shit together, Tobias!
>>27200602
Holy shit I can't breathe
>>27199276
>literal DELETE THIS
>>27200602
And both Melee and Sm4sh are on the main stage at EVO to cater to spastics like this. smdh
>>27200602
Why do people do shit like this
>>27200602
This guy's autism is reaching critical mass!
>>27200403
Maybe she is just high a lot?
>>27200846
>Father Ted image
Very nice
>>27199276
Man that pissed me off if I showed that edit to my mates they'd lose it
>>27200480
>>27200550
This man is a fucking artist
