God DAMN it guys, you were fucking right. I'm giving up women forever.
>Try to break out of robot-dom
>Actually go to after-work drinks, liquid courage lets me say stuff to girls without mumbling or stuttering.
>After several months, acquire a girlfriend.
>6/10, nothing amazing, but nothing horrible either.
>Until I got to deal with her personality on a regular basis.
>Clingy, needy, whiny. All the fucking time.
>Constantly gives me a hard time about fapping.
>"Oh, what? Is it internalized misogyny? Why can't we just sleep together?"
>It's always "Sleep together", never "fuck". I don't know why she says that, there's no sleeping involved.
>When I mentioned that to her, she just looked at me weird and stormed off.
>And she's completely insane about porn. She gets mad if I watch it. Unless she sends me a video, and then she gets mad if I DON'T watch it. And she'll fucking quiz me to make sure I did.
Honestly, why are all women so insane?
>normie problems
Stop being fucking retarded. Watch porn and fap when she's not around. Use an incognito tab or delete the history. If you save porn then hide the files somewhere she'll never look. God damn how is this even an issue.
What the fuck do you want me to tell you? Wow I feel so bad for you, your life must really suck
Wait, are you saying you'd rather fap than fuck her?
>>27199829
Not always, but sometimes I need personal time, you know?
>>27199883
...no? Why would you ever choose your hand over a vagina?
>>27199902
Because you know what your dick wants and you don't have to deal with anyone else. Alone time is important
>>27199939
My dick always wants a pussybut it never gets one
Stop complaining about being able to have sex, fucker
>>27199181
you're being beta as fuck
get her drunk as shit
get drunk as fuck
and fuck her
don't take no for an answer
don't get pussy whipped
women love alpha shit
throw her on the bed and fuck her socks off man
make out
feel her up
get her in the mood
etc senpai
and ALL women are crazy man, remember that
>>27199968
I'm not OP but you would eventually realize you need time for yourself if you've ever had to deal with what OP's got going on
>>27199829
>>27199902
>>27199968
Alone time is important, All this "Pussy is better than anything" talk is obviously coming from people who have never seen one, let alone been inside one. Let me remind you of a saying that i personally know to be true -
>Behind every hot chick, there is a guy who is sick of nailing her.
>>27199239
this.
either you're retarded or just came on here to make us feel bad about ourselves for not having a gf, not sure which i'd prefer.
I'm autistic, but you should tell her to go away and never come back and then ignore any form of communication she tries to make.
