>be on local chat online
>girl out of nowhere offers sex for me
>personally thought it was a scam so I asked for a lot of things
>he even accepted me on fb and gave me number
>offered to pay motel and to go for me in her car
>she was this desperate because her husband wasn't at home and she's a hot horny bitch
>finally will get sex with this hot milf
>she said I really expect you're not one of those guys that cum out of a simple blowjob and give me a good time
Well have to decline the offer. This was 6 month ago I still think about her
>tfw not one of those guys and give a great time to mygf
>>27198739
>Well have to decline the offer.
The fuck is wrong with you? At worst, you get a free blowjob and then leave. What is she going to do, tell everyone that the guy she cheated on her husband with wasn't that good at sex? You literally had no way of losing in that scenario, unless the husband walked in on you two.
dude you're really a noob at that aren't you? if you think you're gonna cum fast you jerk off once or twice, hell even four times, after that you'll last an hour and she'll be freaking out
>>27198768
I know, I know, I KNOW!
>>27198804
If I masturbate before sex there's a huge chance that I don't get an erection, I've had a blowjob were I last the whole play and then penetrate and last like 30 seconds I guess penetration is the hard part I always cum I've penetrate a vagina like 3 times only and had blowjobs 3 times also one of them I didn't even get an erection because it was too cold and I was nervous, the other one I insta-cum'd man.
>>27198901
I last an hour with a glove. I never focus on the pussy enough to hold it in but just to keep it up
for some reason when I do the math thing (thinking of simple math problems instead of how good the puss feels) I seem to actually bust faster
>completely average looking
>no self-confidence
>lonely
>sign up for a dating site out of desperation while hammered
>fill everything out
>wake up next day
>message from a local milf who's interestedi n me
>hook up with her that night and several times afterwards
>tfw the high point of my life is putting my dick in a saggy mid-40s housewife
>>27198739
>he
Did you slip up, OP?
>>27200096
>>27200096
nothing wrong with that, hombre, as long as you're having fun
>>27200272
It was fun, it's just the rest of my life that's disappointing.
>>27198739
You blithering idiot. Pop via viagra 4x the normal dosage and fuck the shit out of her the entire night (might hurt a bit in the latter hours)
