>mom found the shit blower
>>27196085
found the what..?
>>27196085
>"Anon, you are married with kids! Why the fuck do you go to /r9k/?"
>"For the laughter, my friend. For the laughter."
>>27196085
the fuck is a shit blower
>>27196117
>>27196253
Fucking normies
>shit in leaf blower
>stick it out window and blow the shit into the yard
>>27196289
KEKcristianooriginaldo
>>27196289
so is your yard just... covered in shit?
>>27196085
How are you even sad or surprised that she found it when you've literally been littering your garden in shit you filthy roomdawg
>>27196085
>>27196289
hmmm....
i wonder if this would actually work
other than the fact it would smell, where would you put the shit in the first place anyways
a much better idea would be a catapult type device for throwing piss bottles away from your living area
>>27196501
mix it with carbonized water, twist the top off halfway and shoot it off with a potato-shooter
> Great-aunt found the smegma hovercraft
My dream is over, I'll never make it to South America now
>>27196520
Seems like you could make shit canisters that can fit in the launcher and use it to launch shit too
>>27196085
And how did she react, anon? Are you gonna be forced to go to therapy?
I cry here, You people don't want me, and I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ALL I HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>daddy found the cummies
HELP
>>27196085
>my tio found the crying pants
>>27196607
>fill canisters with shit
>shoot them out of a high powered air cannon
>>27196648
>Hi anon why did you store my cummies?
> I don't know daddy I was afraid you'd run out and I wouldn't receive any more cummies
> Aww anon daddy's cummies are unlimited, you'll never run out of cummies if it's up to me. Here, have some more!
> Yay daddy I love you!!
win-win, what was your point?
>>27196237
>uses pages
Filthy fucking cretin.
>uncle took my Poopy Snoopy(tm)
>>27196666
>People stumble upon a bunch of unmarked cans
>Open them
>Suddenly covered in shit
I'm fairly certain at least one of you clowns do this for shit (HA) and giggles
>>27196648
http://kuueater.tumblr.com/post/107631606258