any robots got a fleshlight here? how good are they, worth the money?
>>27195906
if you buy a fleshlight and keep it you have accepted to be a slave to the female body and to your desires. You have accepted to be pathetic and have given up. Don't buy one. You know that deep down inside that is why most robots are hesitant on buying one.
>>27195945
I just haven't got one because I'm cheap and don't want to buy anything porn related. Rather spend it on food, vidya, and gardening Tbh
>>27195969
gardening? kek what are you an old lady?
>>27195945
>if you buy a fleshlight and keep it you have accepted to be a slave to the female body and to your desires.
untrue, my fleshlight represents boipuccy
>that is why most robots are hesitant on buying one.
kek, no. robots are hesitant to buy fleshlights because it means you have to go outside and talk to people about your disgusting masturbation habits
Fleshlights are a pain and too expensive.
Just get a tenga. They're way less obvious if you have guests as well.
I have a legit Sex in a Can, it is a good one mate, feels really nice.
>>27195945
That's excatly what I have been thinking but couldnt put in words.
Being a virgin isnt pathetic.
Using any sex objects is absolutely pathetic.
>>27196026
so women who use dildos are pathetic?
>>27196049
I am talking about human beings here.
Women are pathetic just by being women.
>>27195988
Might as well be Tbh
Its nice if you bother going through the warming and lubing (wont stay warn for long tho and then it feels like cold rubber). Loses its charm after a while and you just feel ashamed for owning one but cant throw it away because you put money on it.
>>27196063
What do you grow?
>>27196026
being a virgin is pathetic because you want to have sex but don't have the skills to find a sexual partner. don't tell me you don't want to nut inside somebody because you fucking do.
i got an onahole, it's pretty good, i like vibration though.
also the ona is hard on your wrist.
that fleshlight shit looks cumbersome as fuck, they all are really.
>>27195945
Not a robot but I hesitant on buying sex toys because I don't want to waste money on something that could fall apart or just not feel good.
Would fucking love to get on of those headless torso dolls but when I see reviews were people didn't like them or they tore on them it makes me pause on blowing $300+ on something that might even last a year.
>>27195906
i got something better desu
with the right lube and heated up it is worth every cent
>>27195906
Pretty good, and ehhhh sure if you have the money for it. The only thing that was pretty anooying was the several minutes spent lubing it up and warming it up, otherwise it really just feels like you're sticking your dick in a thing of squishy plastic. Then you end up with lube dripping down your balls and onto your pant leg, etc. That's why it's best in the shower imo,
I -had- one that is, until one day I came in it and forgot to clean it out and then a couple of days later I opened it up to find that it was hosting its own ecosystem.
>>27195945
>>27196026
That's also true.
The reason why I bought it in the first place is because I wasn't a virgin but also couldn't fuck any other girls because I may or may not have had caught like 5 STDs from a skank and couldn't go around sharing them, and was too much of a pussy to get tested. So i bought that instead.
I have two, haven't used either in about 3 or 4 years. They feel great, but the prep and cleanup is a bitch.
>>27196388
No thanks. I don't want to end up like this guy.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/child-sex-doll-trial-1.3398368
Waste of money, get a japanese onahole instead
>>27196867
>living a shithole that bans loli
I got a pocket pussy but it's too tight to stick my whole cock in
Too lazy to lube so I just stick the head of my cock in and jerk the head off with it
they feel great (the ones with the pockets for vibrators feel better than real vagina lmao) but it is a real nigger to clean even if you don't cum in them because they will get moldy if you dont
>>27195945
Fuck off female.
>>27195906
get an onahole desu
>>27195906
Only if you buy the lube that's effectively essential to go with it. Without lube it's just a very underwhelming experience.
>>27195988
>not growing edgy flowers
bebbie
>>27195906
No they're not worth the money.
>>27197404
This.
Get an onahole OP. They're better in every regard.
>>27197537
Are they the ones with the big jiggly asses or is that something else?
>$15
>Feels like getting fucked by an angel
>stupid-easy to clean
Go buy one. I want you all to know this feel.
http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-The-Tube-Masturbator/dp/B0027CU1MQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_pdt_img_top?ie=UTF8
just bought this, should come in in a couple days
Anyone got any expierience? What am I in for? its my first toy
>>27197776
how do you fuck it?
I got this thing like a month ago. Cleaning is a little annoying and takes some time but god damn if it isn't worth it. Get lube and a hole warmer.
why not build one yourself?
get a cup of decent size, bubble wrap, 2 sponges.
easy clean up and cheap.
i dont trust those silicone vavas
>>27198342
>Doc-Johnson
>>27198454
Whats wrong with Doc Johnson?
>>27198461
>Whats wrong with Doc Johnson?
ayy
Keep telling myself that someday I'll have the money and space to buy a full doll
>>27198468
;-;
pls tell me
>>27198479
lad, you might as well bought one of these and lubricated it. You just wasted your $5
>>27198362
I was thinking the same thing. I'm guessing that you don't blow it up all the way
>>27197776
please explain how to fuck this thing
>>27198498
The reviews were pretty good tho
No matter, if I get it and its shit I have another 25 dollars and I'll get something decent.
>>27198529
>amazon reviews
Take your $25 and get this. You will have a much better time
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305?c2=9999
>buy an onahole
>first time using a sex toy
>feel a bit disappointed, slightly better than hand but not much
>cum
>suddenly super intense
>have to stop moving because the sensation is close to painful
>feel sick to stomach
>sit still for 20 seconds, have tough time pulling out
I sure hope real sex isn't this bad.
>>27198567
I only got 25$ on amazon, I dont have a debit or credit card. Anything on tnhere you reccomend? I need something thats below aboujt 15-20$ so I still have enough for shipping.
Always, always thoroughly wash and dry them after every use. Fungal infections are no fun at all.
But besides that they're really good. Better than pussy but less fun.
>>27198604
Sorry m8, amazon is overpriced when it comes to good ona holes. The one I just linked you costs $60 on amazing
>>27198619
damn ;-;
i dont live alone so I use amazon because they have one day shipping stuff, but Im not getting the doc johnson thing for a while. ill keep looking on amazon, Im tired of using my hand, it takes too long to get off
thanks for the suggestions and help tho
i just want something thats gonna last me a long time
>>27198660
If you want something that's going to last, save up your cash and get one of those prepaid cards. That one you bought probably won't even last you to the end of the year without ripping
>bought a flesh light copy from china
>Not that bad
>when getting close suddenly my foreskin get stuck
>Start bleeding, but too ashamed to go to doctor
>Couldn't sit properly for a week
I hope sex is not like this. I'm scared anon
got this TODAY im impressed at the quality, its from china i think
>>27198682
People are saying this thing last a while
http://www.amazon.com/FunZone-1600135-Vulcan%C2%A0Love%C2%A0Skin-Masturbator%C2%A0Wet%C2%A0Vagina/dp/B005NPREWE/ref=sr_1_27_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1458158793&sr=1-27&keywords=fleshlight
might get that, its gone one day shipping for another hour too
>>27198782
If they don't show you what the insides look like, don't buy it
>>27195906
Pringles can, car sponge and a latex glove.
Job done
>>27198778
Where did you buy it from?
>>27198687
Did you lubricate it?
>>27198502
Don't blow it up at all. Just wrap it around dick and go to town.
>>27196155
Weed (marihuana)
>>27198925
bsure2lube.gif
>>27198833
here my friendo http://www.aliexpress.com/item/WILLE-Realistic-Blow-Job-Deep-Throat-Mouth-Male-Masturbator-Girl-Pocket-Pussy-4D-Oral-Sex-Toys/32498010129.html
>>27199061
>bootleg is the same price as the actual thing
Why would you buy that?
Anyone got any reccomendations on amazon for under 25$?
I've got one. It's alright, but it's not like mindblowing. I don't even bother using it anymore. Not because of the clean-up everyone complains about (I just leave the cum in there and never wash it, never have any problems), but because I gotta get it all lubed up and I don't wanna warm it up in the microwave and yadda yadda yadda. In the end, the feeling's not that great.
My vibe though, there's a treat. I use that thing every single time. Gives me fucking huge orgasms, makes me shoot loads and loads and loads. That one was definitely worth the investment (only ten bucks).
>>27197776
>>27198362
>>27198502
>>27198925
>>27198522
Thanks to you faggots I just watched a video of a 30-year-old man fuck an inflated bubble
http://fastwank.com/video/xtube/24907931/Wubble-Bubble-Ball-Fuck
>>27199612
>just leave cum in there and dont wash is
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THE FUCKING SMELL
>>27199612
>I just leave the cum in there and never wash it
>>27199612
Vibe as in vibrator or this?
http://www.amazon.com/Healthy-Vibes-Pocket-Mouth-Masturbator/dp/B00U6HAI0Y/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
Im considering buying it
>>27196867
Wait... a doll? A FUCKING DOLL?? It's literally a piece of plastic deemed to be in an "illegal shape." Who the goddamn fuck is the victim here?
>>27199684
>Thanks to you faggots I just watched a video of a 30-year-old man fuck an inflated bubble
>you faggots
>I just watched a video
>I just
>I
Oftentimes, people confuse me
>>27199859
Do you legitimately have autismoriginal comment abcdefg
>>27196388
>>27196903
>using term loli unironically
See the influence of teen porn, in the terms of sexualization of teens. One thing is wanting to fuck the girls at school because you go there, the other thing is wanting to fuck those girls because they are teens.
Porn is being used as a weapon of cultural warfare and general subtle subjugation. And we here are those at whom is the porn aimed at. Just let it grow unimpeded by anything, claiming it is the market forces that drive it.
But that would be the same like letting a large boulder roll down the mountain at the city, claiming it is just the gravity that did it, never mentioning that it took some doing to let the boulder roll. Just like it took several lawsuits in the USA for porn to become widespread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0
Look man, it sucks, we are all getting the shit end of the stick, it does not matter who gives it to us, because no matter who does it, we feel the detrimental effects.
All I am saying is a plea for you to be more inquisitive, and less give in to your immediate impulses. Unless you already do that.
>>27200026
kek this faggot
>>27200026
>Man, isn't it horrible that porn companies are coercing us to voluntarily consume their products?
Anyone know of any good, cheap, water based lube on amazon?
>>27200103
Because they somehow figured out that for a certain number of videos watched, there is a consistent amount of idiots who actually pay for it. So they build the business model around it, encouraging almost everyone to watch porn.
The more people watch it, the more people are in the fraction that actually buys porn. It's not like they can force you to pay for something if you don't want to. But there are people who pay and it is worth getting them hooked on.
Because once the videos are made, they can be on the internet, and you can pay for some more novelty.
Porn movie is filmed and edited once. And then it can be distributed indefinitely. Porn producers have managed to succeed in the environment, where the film companies failed and chose to resort to enforcing intellectual property.
If it was too unprofitable to run these porn sites, they would not be up for free viewing. It's not like the porn producers let you watch free porn from the goodness of their heart. They are not stupid, we both can agree on that.
>>27200192
You're right, but I don't see how any of this is bad
>>27200222
The most important bad part is the one that immediately concerns you.
Compare watching porn with having actual sex.
With porn, you use artificial audiovisual stimulus, and stroke your penis. If you want to pleasure yourself, that is fine. But aside from a little pleasure, it gives you nothing.
But when you are to have sex with a woman, then you first need to have want to have sex as well. And before that happens, you get to do a lot of stuff together, bonding.
Watching porn mainly means depriving yourself of the opportunities for real intimacy. And certainly depriving yourself of meaningful experiences in life. Probably it comes down to the pleasure vs. fulfilment.
And for advanced stuff, some people can overdo porn, desensitizing themselves, making their dicks unable to get hard when they are about to be with a real woman, because from all that porn watching, being with a real woman is in their minds like a bad porn. She would not be perfectly toned, tanned, shaved.
What porn is capable of doing to person is rewriting a sexual template that you have in your mind. For example would it ever occur to you to draw pleasure from cumming on a woman's face if it wasn't for you watching it in porn movies?
>>27200390
>For example would it ever occur to you to draw pleasure from cumming on a woman's face if it wasn't for you watching it in porn movies?
It would have to have occurred to someone before porn, or else they would have never thought to do it.
>>27200390
continued
Then you have the whole issue of people making bad choices when they get involved with porn movies. Mainly women but also some men.
The last time you probably saw a drug addict is when you saw a porn movie where the woman was not doing her first movie.
Essentially only those who have no choice or who are damaged individuals end up doing porn. So it is monetary issues, drug addictions, or history of sexual or childhood abuse.
Healthy individuals like to have sex with another people, in the privacy of their homes, doing it together, pleasuring each other.
What you see in porn has little to do with pleasure and is more like actual work.
You can go on and on when it comes to critique of pornography industry, as there are many things that are objectionable.
And the conclusion is that pornography industry is highly objectionable. It raises a lot of suspicions.
>>27200431
Yeah but it would not be so widespread in the minds of young men. Maybe they will try it once or twice. But if they are seeing it regularly on the screens, you can imagine the implications, that they draw pleasure from the act that they have made in their minds to be normal, since they see it that often.
>>27200516
the idea of marking your mate has been around long before humans existed, retard
>>27200638
I am not objecting to the existence of the act, I am merely criticizing how it is being forced onto minds of people instead of people figuring it out for themselves.
Anyone try the recommendations on this guide?
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
If so, what did you get, and how was it?
