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2016-03-16 15:32:53 Post No. 27195311
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Anonymous
2016-03-16 15:32:53
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Lets share our experiences of feeling like a Chad. No matter how pathetic they may have actually been in reality
>Be 19, virgin
>Starting to get desperate and realise this 6/10 girl who actually had a one night stand with my best friend once likes me but I don't particularly like her
>fuck it, I'll just keep talking to her and see where it goes
>Go to a party at hers one night, this guy Aaron is beta orbiting her the whole night
>Drunk as fuck and decide to kiss her when we're alone which leads to fingering
>1 week later, we go out clubbing with her and her friends and they all need a place to stay for the night as they are from out of town
>Get back to mine, her friends sleep in the living room. Me and her go to my room next door.
>Drunk as fuck, not really attracted to her at all, but go for it anyway.
>Her vagina tastes and smells nasty as fuck.
>Boner is kill
>Spend ages awkwardly trying to get hard, but failing
>Try jerking myself whilst eating her out but she tastes ungodly
>Applied so many condoms to a flaccid dick
>She gives a toothy blowjob which fucking hurts
>Give up after a while
>Underwhelmed as hell but at least I could say I lost my V Card
>Fuck her again the next night, this time its a bit more successful, but I don't get anywhere near to cumming
>Continue texting her once or twice a day for a few weeks, even though I'm not into her, I liked keeping her around for backup.
>She gets clingy as fuck, which I don't want at all
>See on facebook that Aaron the beta orbiter has taken her to Spain
>Realise she's gross anyway so I tell her its over
>She drunk texts me all this shit about how she only wants me etc. but I tell her its over which devastates her
>This was three years ago and to this day her and Aaron are still in a relationship together
>Feel bad for him desu
