"Okay, Anon. My eyes are closed. What is this big surprise you want to show me?"
Here there it is:
a hug
>>27195174
Awww, Anon
*hugs back tightly*
>>27195130
My disappearing act. Good bye forever
>I needed someone to witness my suicide
>cockslap her as hard as you can
Even if you do actually have a real surprise it'd be too good an opportunity to pass up
>>27195130
here you go
*shoots self in head*
>>27195130
>unsheathes katana
>"DODGE THIS"
>cut her into a bajillion pieces with a single swing.
>"heh nothin personel kid."
>>27195130
This awesome game! You played n64 when you were a kid right? Do you want to play this with me?
This here gun m'lady
>>27195130
>cups hand over butt inside pwnts
>slighty spreads, catches super hot soy protien fart
>cups it over her mouth
Damn sach, how are you gonna hit the wall already?
Get to the gym
Dat old lady chicken neck skin
Dat armor of make up
Dem crows feet
>Wait right here, and don't open your eyes!
Then I'd just run away.
*stabs her*
Tch, nothing personnel kid.
>>27196157
That'll teach her
