Who here can't wait. Ash would fall all over the country but I don't think that's a big deal living on the coast
>>27194276
How can we set off the eruption bros
im so nihilistic and anhedonic that I hope for terrible catastrophes.
why dont girls appreciate my impotent disgust for the world :(???
>>27194276
An eruption on that scale would fuck over the entire world and completely rape agriculture.
Primary ash zone here, I have a loose contingency plan I've been slowly expanding.
I only have resources to save one member of my family, and that choice switches daily depending on how they treat me.
Right now, my big brother's in the lead for survival.
>tfw live just slightly outside of secondary ash zone
wew
Too bad this will kill mostly good Americans. What we really need is series of spontaneous tsunamis to wipe out every coast line on the planet.
>>27194309
>im so nihilistic and anhedonic that I hope for terrible catastrophes.
That's not what those words mean
>>27194314
This. The Little Ice Age was caused by an eruption FAR weaker than Yellow Stone.
>States with al the white people
Horrifying
Consider the fact that this could happen 5 minutes from now without any warning and completely fuck up everything on this planet, and every moment this does not happen, its slightly closer to happening.
>>27194678
>tfw America destroys human civilization
So technically, we win, right?
>>27194678
wouldnt it just fuck up america mostly? i read that only 90k would die.
>>27194946
>only 90k
That eruption would kill millions if not billions of people.
>>27194987
There's not even a billion people in the US
>>27194678
consider the fact you are millions of times more likely to die of a sudden heart attack or aneurysm than a dormant volcano going off suddenly
>>27195021
That eruption will cause catastrophic famine globally due to the enormous amount of material being blown into the atmosphere.
>>27195045
so the eruption isn't going to kill billions, the famine will. Stop being retarded
>>27194276
>literally the most barren tracts of land in america
sigh
we'll never have a good happening
>>27195050
>the bullet didn't kill that man, the blood loss did. Stop being retarded
>>27195069
>bullet come out of a gun
>famine does not come out of a volcano
Stop being retarded
>>27195058
Most of our food comes from inside those red circles.
>>27195086
Ash and other material comes out of a volcano, and that's what causes the famine.
>>27195125
Inhaling ash doesn't cause you to starve to death
>>27195139
Ash in the atmosphere causes the change in weather which causes the famine. Kind of like a bullet breaks your blood vessels and causes bleeding.
>>27195156
Those two examples are nothing alike. Stop being retarded
>>27194276
Any robots in killzone wanna let me crash there?
We can hang out and play vidya all day and eat junk food until we finally die
>>27195045
>tfw I just got a job as a robotics engineer doing indoor farming
Feels good man
>>27194336
Don't cut yourself on that edge
Get to class now, don't want to be late
The eruption would only cause 90,000 deaths, which isn't much. The nuclear winter would probably kill more, but we live in a highly mobile society.
Who /Primary Ash Zone/ here?
>tfw want to move to the kill zone to get away from niggers
Worth it.
>>27194276
Modern Western urban centres keep two days worth of food on hand at any given time. If there really was an eruption of this magnitude, the entire transport infrastructure would collapse overnight. Remember what happens in New Orleans after Katrina? Multiply that by a thousand. After an initial run on supplies, there would be rationing. In two weeks, there would be food riots and martial law. Inside of a month there would be starvation, the lights would go out -- probably for good -- and nothing would come out when you turn the tap. At that point the government ceases to exist and civilization collapses. No one reading this would be alive a year later.
>tfw Boise, Idaho
How fucked am I?
>>27194276
you will when millions of acres of crops and farmland are fucking annihilated and a loaf of bread shoots up to $30 cuck
It would literally send the entire world in disarray
All of america would be completely fucked regardless of ash amount. If anything, the people who die first would probably suffer the least.
>>27195045
Mount saint hellen's erupted a few year's back and we're still here. Why would this be any different?
>>27196971
Are you literally this stupid?
St Hellen was just a normal volcano, not a super volcano. When Yellowstone erupts it will cover the entire globe in ash causing another ice age and the survivors will have to deal with struggling with finding vegitation because it will mostly die out plus the midwest of the US makes up a good part of agriculture in the world
>>27197130
And the difference between a volcano and a super volcano is?
Sorry, legitimately don't know and figured this would be a good place to ask.
>>27197160
This was the main blast area of a former explosion from Yellowstone, Mt Saint Hellen's explosion covered like 40 miles in comparison
It's like the difference between a hydrogen bomb and a grenade launcher
