>My crush likes my best friend
>This friend invites me to a club next week
>My crush is also going
I already know how this will end. How many shots of vodka do I need to get alcohol poisoning?
How much do you weigh? Also, do you have any experience with alcohol?
>>27194295
I usually take 7-8 shots that is often enough to get me drunk. Im a skeleton, 2m tall
>>27194316
You're already pretty high up there. I'd go in with a completely empty stomach, and finish off your first 7-8 in about 30min. From there just keep following another one every 5-10min or so. You shouldn't need to hit more than 13 before alcohol poisoning sets in.
go straight to everclear
Plug it. Way easier to die then. Plug a bunch of vodka.
>>27194191
> arrive at club
> make best friend dissapear for the whole night
>aquire female
a quite simple mating contest if you ask me
>>27194191
Fuck, same thing happened to me. Last week my oneitis told me my best friend was cuter than me. Double suicide with me?
>>27194639
haha where do you live? Slovakia here. Are your oneitis and friend dating now? She already did this once with one other friend. I cant bear it again
Its just fucking pussy, there is literally billions of grills in this world and you wanna take the cowards way out over one silly bitch? fuck me you lot are weak.
>>27195133
It is not that I cant get over one pussy. But as I said before she was already dating one of my friends and now it is going to happen again
>>27194355
>13 shots
>death
I am shorter than OP and regularly finish a bottle or two in a night without passing out.
>>27195201
I don't actually know what I'm talking about, I don't drink. I just thought 13 sounded like a lot.
What is enough for death?