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>beta orbiter keeps texting you when you're ghosting on him
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>>27194135
>ghosting??

you mean you ignore him?
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>>27195608

yes, he's annoyingggggggg

bl0x
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>>27195638
Yeah when you give a beta male enough leeway he starts to get clingy and he sees you as the only good thing in his life so... that's that.
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>>27195754

his name is almost the same as chad's on my phone
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>tfw horny on period
>tfw guys are grossed out by period blood
>tfw life is suffering
>tfw ill never be as pretty as red
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>>27195814
A real men does his women no matter what, come right up i'll drink that shit no problem.

>>27195800
yeah you must be having such a hard time.
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>>27195857
>A real men does his women no matter what, come right up i'll drink that shit no problem.


ewww why are men so creepy
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Does penis size matter to beta girls ?
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Good bait. Will definitely catch a lot of people.
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>>27195870
Not a girl but no..

if you have a 3 inch penis that's enough, what matters is Girth and the shape

you need an upwards hook penis shape

>>27195867
it's called true love you stupid cunt
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>>27195814
I wanted to taste my gf's period blood but she told me not to. It smells so sweet.

I just kind of have a blood fetish, don't mind fucking or eating out my sweetling on her period at all.
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>>27195875
i'm so bored man i don't even care anymore.

i just respond because i have nothing better to do
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>>27195814
Ew, why are you doing this to guys ?
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>>27195911
smells like iron i guess....

Why not it's not like you can get disease from it, you just digest it normally
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>>27195900
How is that true love when you never even met her? Fucking pathetic this is why you are a KHV for ever
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>>27195936
all men should be covered in period blood and dragged through the streets in shame
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>>27195960

Tone down the b8 m8, i didn't say anything about strangers....

I said a true man does "his" woman

That his implies a relationship....
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>>27196032
are you talking aboot urself m8
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just found out one of the girls I used to constantly get into fights with back in high school works at the gas station at the end of my street.
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>tfw girl friends keep making fun of you for being a 19 year old virgin
STOP IT STACEYS STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27196126
post some pics of you?
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>>27196087
>
I'm talking about a GENERIC MAN in a GENERIC RELATIONSHIP...

What is so hard to grasp....
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>>27195754
Can confirm

Used to have a steam gf, it made it feel so happy and then she met Chad and left me, never thought i'd feel such a pain like that for months
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>>27196194
>steam gf
capped
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>>27196194
Was he a steam Chad? or IRL Chad?
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Ghosting is actually terrible, please have the common courtesy to tell them you don't want to talk. Honestly it is really hurtful to just ignore people.
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>>27196319
Getting cucked by steam chad


i'm laughing so hard
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>>27196319
It was a steam chad

Should I greentext this whole cringey story?
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>>27194135
Can I be your alpha orbiter
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>>27196349
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes faggot please do

OH GOD AHAHAHAAHAHAH
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>>27196349
lol yeah sounds like we need to hear it. You have the floor, Mr anon.
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>>27195938
She just told me firmly not to. Maybe she felt herself like it was gross or thought I wouldn't like it and would start to be grossed out by it.

It's not like a normal iron smell though, there was an intoxicating sweet "kick" to it. I was queasy and enamored with it at the same time
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Where's that greentext cuck story COME ON!!!
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>>27196349
Still waiting desu.
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>>27196687
he's not gonna deliver and even if he does my expectations are too high right now
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>>27196365
>>27196377
>>27196687
>>27196706


>pic very related

>Me and my friend play GTA driving around in our new insurgents destroying everything in sight being douches

>theres one player who was on a roof who we couldn't attack so we circle the building and I say in game chat "Come on the waters just fine!"

>to my surprise she jumps and gets crushed, I have a good laugh and invite this person to our teamspeak, turns out it's actually a girl

....

>Time passes and we play various games and trade laughs (she even buys a game I requested her to buy just to play with me)

>Her PC breaks and she starts using the steam app to text me

>She tells me literally everything about herself, fears, interests and even height (she said she was 4'1 but I literally did not care at all because I loved her personallity) we even start ERPing, although I wasn't as good at it because it was my 1st time doing such a thing

1/2
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>>27196784
Oh boy here it comes.
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>>27196784
ohohohoho you did delivered

good good...

my expectations are being met, let's see the final blow
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>>27196784
>>27196817
>>27196827

>she even told me things like she had androphobia which was pretty hard to believe because she always tried to give off this 'hard' persona (this was before the ERPing)

>tell her things cringey things like "thats cute" and "well theres nothing to be afraid of, i'll always be here for you" blah blah, neckbeard stuff

>She said she loved me
>Feel something deep inside, it's warm? I never felt this before..but I like it

>I feel like I need to tell her about myself so I tell her I have really bad social anxiety and have never had a friend irl (I clearly fucked up)

>2 days later I finish a playing a game with my friend, happy and in a good mood

>1 unread steam message
>huh?

>"It's not going to work...you just kinda seem like more of a brother to me"

>everything goes black and white, day shatters, I feel a really sharp pain inside, I always thought I was incapable of feeling until then

2../3? (Don't worry, this is what you've been waiting for finally)
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>>27197095
GO ON..... What happened after that....did you talked with her?

what did she say??
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>>27197095
>you just kinda seem like more of a brother to me
I'm angry for you anon
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>>27197095
This is going to be exquisite.
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>>27197148
I wish my sister would ERP with me ;_;
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>>27195814
Every man gets his red wings at some point... I usually fuck a bitch even if she's bleeding
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>>27195900
Dude u don't know shit good sex is all about angles you go from the bottom and thrust up into the pussy it allows your whole cock to fit and hits the g spot or cervix depending on how big you are
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>>27197280
a 3 inch hooked shaped penis will hit the spot every thrust... so yeah

say what you want, it's not like i asked for your opinion and you for mine.

If you ask a woman she will always tell you girth is better and hook shape beats straight dick
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>>27197340
That's not always true girls have different shaped vaginas and sometimes I have too much girth and it hurts to put it in.My dicks not even that huge but I bet a bitch would pick mine over a three incher
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>>27196151
all the staceys I've talked to have said "oh I wish I was still a virgin" and told me they regret giving it up to some chad that pumped and dumped them

but that was when I was 18, now that I'm 24 it might be seen as weird
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>>27197095
>Freakout and try to get answers from her
>"I'm so so sorry..."

>I remove her to get rid of the feels but it doesn't help

>can't stop thinking about her so I send her this extra cringey voocaroo message (No I don't have the link) and a friend request

>She adds me, and I forgot she told me she'll buy a PC this month

>ask if she wants to play this one game (even though MMO's aren't my cup of tea) she likes it alot and told me about her battles and 'adventures'? over the steam app

>She agrees but is quiet the whole time when playing

>she leaves the teamspeak and invites me to a steam group chat

>theres a 3rd person

>He sounds really confident and is very good at conversation vs my autistic ass

>we're all playing now

>shes not quiet anymore and is trading laughs with chad, only talking to him our whole session

>I try to speak to her and she responds to me very coldly, like i'm a child interrupting the adults when trying to talk

>leave the chat and get off the game

>ask her if she wants to play something else later tonight

>"yeah maybe later"

>w-well I said later tonight..

>"maybe"

>shes on this game with chad all night to the morning, she didn't even bother to talk to me whatsoever

>try to send her messages but she doesn't respond at all (shes clearly not away because shes getting on/off of games)

>realize it was a mistake adding her back
>remove her for good

The only thing that helps me sleep at night is how chad is going to leave her after she tells him her height, most guys don't want a girl that's 4'1
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>>27197578
4'1`? That's adorable.

Anyways, I'm sorry you got cucked OP, she seemed genuinely nice.
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>>27197692
>>27197578
Oops called you OP for some reason, bad habit.
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>>27197578
chad will give her worse feels than she did you, don't worry friend
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>friend says he loves me
>tell him I love him like a friend
>he doesn't want to be friends anymore
>tfw losing another orbiter
Who's gonna do nice stuff for me and take me to places now?
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>super like a girl on tinder when drunk
>shes short, a qt and into snakes and shit
>chat a bunch
>meet up with her at a cafe, shes not as cute as she was in her pictures, pretty much decide im not really into her
>when i get home after the date she gets super sexual
>weeks later she comes to visit me, we fuck for hours
>before we banged, she was pretty chill and cute and whatever. fun person to hang out with
>but after we hooked up, she gets weird as fuck
>gets extremely clingy, tells me she wants to draw my blood and gag me and tie me up when we fuck (its her fetish)
>im not into any of that at all, specifically stated early on i didnt want anything serious
>she gets mad at me over something really dumb, and refuse to apologize for it
>stop talking for a few weeks
>find out yesterday shes dating another dude

I wasn't really into her or anything, but damn. The way she went from loving me to just finding another guy so quick startled me.

She told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever been with though, so hopefully her new bf can live up to that :^)
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>>27197578
Jesus christ, why would you even do that?
Video games are my safe haven, I don't play with girls, and remove them from groups if they happen to join one I am in. All they cause is drama, and usually can't even play well enough to warrant putting up with it from a winning perspective..
There are enough women problems in real life, why invite them into your safe space?
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>>27197373
They do but the point is the g spot is always 3 inches after the entry of the vag, upwards.

so they are all the same basically.
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>>27197578
top shelf cake, that's the best height for blowjobs standing up

she has a future in porn man

You got cucked and that's life.

Sad
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>>27197881

>why would you do that?

Because I got sick of being lonely and wanted someone to care for me..

>why invite them to your safe space?

B-because it's the only place where social anxiety can't harm me
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>>27197787
Die in hell you stupid cunt

it's not original but it's the truth
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Women be like
http://londonon.craigslist.ca/w4m/5489564957.html

>fat as fuck
>pregnant
>demands Chad
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>>27196357
>tfw no alpha orbiter
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>>27198183
Post more Craigslist whores
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>>27198140
You need to get a grip m8. Everyone worth their salt on this earth has given up on women being worth more than a quick fuck.
Play your games, lift your weights, do your work, and achieve something YOURSELF instead of constantly relating your life to women.
Look at it now, you have tainted your favorite hobby with constant ex blues. Don't share what you don't want to lose anon, some things are just too important to show whores.
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>>27198277
Ontario is a hub of degeneracy
I've got plenty
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>>27197855
>weeks later
>so quickly

She's a tinder slut, she probably found someone the next day
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>>27198484
Cucknadia at it's finest
It's 2015
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>>27198506
Where were you when humanity died?
>tfw no original gf
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>>27198531
For some reason these all sound a bit sketchy and over the top.
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>>27198428
>>27197881
Thanks for this talk anon

origin
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>>27198609
nah man homos are fucking degenerates
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>live w/ bf
>go through phases of absolutely no sex drive for a few days
>makes him feel inadequate
IDK how to get my drive back. I think it's because I take SSRIs, but i've been taking them for years without this effect
>inb4 you masturbate too much
I find no enjoyment in masturbation
>inb4 sex toys
Have never owned one
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>>27198609
Where yo ass was at when roasties fucked me ova
>fat as fuck
>almost 50
>demands rich Chad sugar daddy
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>>27198779
>bf
Gtfo roastie
>SSRIs
Literally a poisonz you stupid fucking whore
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>>27198816
Top shelf cake this sounds like all the memes about womyn put into one craig ad... fuckin hell
She's a big stronk womyn aye???

What a laugh
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>>27198816
>old as fuck wanting a sugar daddy
Topkek
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any fembot in Stockholm wants a bf?
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>>27198897
>>27198949
Imagine what 250 looks like at only 5'1"
That's a fat little meatball

>>27198980
Abdul, pls go
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>>27199028
>Abdul, pls go
I'm white.
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>>27199041
Even worse desu senpai
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Are there any older girls with a little brother fetish? Just curious if it's a thing that actually exists. Also I'm nearly 20, am I already past my prime for being a little brother?
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>>27197578
how'd you send her a message with her being removed?
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>>27199028
Hammbeasts .... they are frightening, can give you ptsd just by looking at them
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>>27199120
The steam app was quite buggy so we started using kik
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>>27199109
Well until you're like, out of college, in theory you could find a "working woman" stereotype, and pretend that you're her brother having trouble in college that comes to visit or whatever. Or if she visits you, she can pretend to be "just one of your classmates" while drunk.

>tfw only sister is an misandric asshole
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>>27199242
Ech. I guess anime has ruined my perception of reality. I just want a loving sister and I can't really get a little sis so.
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>>27199418
You could always switch to moms. I was 21-24 when I met the sexiest woman I had ever met. She was 20 years older, petite, physically affectionate, Peruvian, and even matched many of my ADHD traits. We got too close. I plan to go to South America later in life, because really, American women are horrible.
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>>27194135
>hey sis
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>>27195814
>mfw favorite time to have sex/eat my girl out is on her period
doesn't help i have a huge blood fetish
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>almost 100 replies

Please commit mass suicide
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>>27199869

AAAYYYYYYY checked..

come with us m80 it's gonna be fun we go on my island have a bonefire.....drink, and then throw ourselves of a cliff....

it's a flawless plan.
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>tfw some uggo at work keeps trying to talk to me
I'm too nice to tell him to stay the fuck away and want to keep a good reputation but he's really annoying, what do I do?
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>>27195900
Sauce plspls?
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>>27200058
Don't have it i've been searching for the scene, but in vain all i know is that her name is yume kana
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>>27200041
i had this with some sperge kid, i couldnt tell him to go away and hes been hanging around me ever since, hes not gay, he wants to be my friend but i just cannot take the fucking damage it does to my rep
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>she thinks the child is hers
>it isn't
Who else cucking their GF here? I hope the kid gets my blonde hair or I'm going to have to "explain" recessive genes to her, the girl I knocked up is a brunette.
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>>27194135
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STACY SCUM
REEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FEMBOTS AREN'T REAL...REEEEEEEEE
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>>27195638
kys

tell him he is annoying. It's easier to hear that than get no response
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>>27197373
If they prefer you only because of your penis, you might want to reconsider being with her, pal.
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>>27194135
>tfw I knocked up the girl I orbited
>tfw she abandoned our daughter and left her to me
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>>27202390
You should become a professor of cuckology.
Are you gonna give lil roastie a taste of daddy's love?
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>>27202566
Nah, just gonna raise
>I wanted a daughter to ensure that my grandchildren are indeed mine
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>when you realize you're pathetic and nerdy and he's actually cool
>true male bots are disgusting
>can never find anything in the middle
Forever alone.
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I got asked out on a date by a single dad. He's the first guy to ever ask me out, I feel a combination of supreme happiness and doubt. Would it be a bad idea to date him? I don't mind that he has a child..does that make me a cuck?
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>>27202637
You can always get him. Unbutton your shirt a lil bit, flirt a lil bit, and he's yours
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>>27202588
She's gonna become a slut if you don't mold her to only want your dick
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>>27202684
As a single dad, finding dates is too fucking hard. As long as he isn't expecting you to be mommy right off the bat, it shouldn't be bad. Don't sweat it if the kid dislikes you at first but, if you don't like kids, don't date him.
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>tfw no fembot gf who could be personal punching bag
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"Fembots" do not exist
/thread
-54m50n
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>>27202721
Considering her mother gave her a stripper name, probably but I'll take my chances.
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>>27202701
Ew no. I'm not waiting in line to date him.
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>>27202684
>raising another woman's spawn
Literally a cuck.
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>>27202793
He's not waiting in a line for you
You not waiting in a line for him
These stubborn teenagers games.
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>>27202757
I like kids, I'm just very inexperienced with them and dating in general. I don't have any kids so I'd probably stink as a mom figure. I'm very shy and awkward on top of it, I don't know how I'd do if I was asked to be a mom. I have no confidence whatsoever. He won't ask me right away though right? Maybe I can read up on this..
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>>27202684
It's a double standard. I see a guy dating a single mom as a cuck but a girl dating a single dad I see as kind of noble. It's just not the same in my heart even though on a technical level it is.
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>>27202864
No, if he is smart and a good father he won't. Parenting comes to you over time. No father or mother knows what the fuck they're doing and I've spent so many hours agonizing over whether or not I'm a good father as I'm taking care of her and making her feel better. I worry about working too much or not instantly knowing what's wrong but that comes with time. Don't sweat it and if you do start to mom a bit, remember to ask questions and don't be afraid to try and have him help you.
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>>27202863
I'm an adult! Plus its true, most guys want the best. Especially the "cool" ones.
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>>27202974
well how are you different from them.... you want the "cool" guy....
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>>27202984
I don't. Im not going for cool guys. I just realized he was cool the more i got to know him and im not. Thats a signal to bail since he wants nothing to do with me
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>>27202930
brave stronk single moms

Collecting that alimony

yeah very noble

fucking kill yourself
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>>27202974
You might be in body of an adult but emotionally you're still a teen.
>I'd rather sulk for the rest of the life than ask guy if he's interested in me and move on if he isnt.
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any femanon want an asian bf that has good taste in everything
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>>27203032
Are you illiterate? Or just a moron?
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>>27203039
thirsty beta enabler....

>>/soc/

Just go and brag about your good taste.
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>>27203033
Okay fine. Ill keep talking to him and see where it goes you assholes. Its not easy when you have no confindence
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>live with boyfriend and a friend
>talk friend into pranking my boyfriend into thinking I'm taking a shower with him
>wait for boyfriend to get home from work
>when he gets into the house immediately head for the washroom and turn on the shower
>friend and I are standing by the shower and talking as if we're showering together
>within 2 minutes boyfriend starts pounding on the door and asking who the fuck I'm showering with
>tell boyfriend that I'm showering with our roommate
>he asks me why and I tell him we both need to be somewhere soon so we decided to shower together to save time
>boyfriend is attempting to open the washroom, but it's locked
>tell boyfriend to relax since my friend isn't a threat due to his short stature (friend is 5'3", I'm 5'10, boyfriend is 6'1") and it's not like he has a boner. Also tell boyfriend that friend has been behaving the whole time and hasn't once touched me or stared too much at my boobs
>washroom door seems like it's about to break open so I turn off the shower and answer the door before boyfriend breaks it
>boyfriend sees that we're still clothed and not really showering
>tell boyfriend that it was just a prank
>boyfriend doesn't find it amusing and tells me I went too far
>he looks to my friend and tells him that he's lucky that they aren't same size otherwise he would have beat him up
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>>27203032
They said girls dating single dads was noble not single moms.
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>>27203058

Single dad...... dating girls

I read single moms.....

Do single dads really date??? is that a thing??

i thought the only thing for them it's the noose
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>>27202637
What do you even mean with "sonething in the middle"? Some sort of guy that has no mental problems yet enjoys "nerdy" stuff like vidya and manga? Because they do exist, since I'm one of them, except for the fact I'm extremely wary of strangers.

We just live in Italy, so good luck finding them wherever you are.
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>>27203115
Still thinking about the noose myself senpai. My baby is pretty cool though.
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>>27202684
Your first love shouldn't be a single dad, you can do better than that. Like me.
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>>27202637
For women, there is no in between, just the untouchable guys and the unattainable guys. One you end up cucking (yes, all women cuck, especially the ones who claim to be against it), and the other cucks you. There are two solutions to this; find a Chad you don't mind sharing, or a normie/cyborg dumb enough not to notice you're cheating or just too beta to care. You won't find either on this board though, so kindly fuck off
-54m50n
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>>27203145
Whats wrong with single dads?
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>>27203213
They're used goods and impure.
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>>27203143

...fucking hell m80.... why did you fell for the 3d meme why put a kid on this planet.... everything is going to shit, you condemned that poor soul to suffering.... i'm not gonna tell you to not noose up, but that kid doesn't deserve that
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>>27203039
>any femanon want an Asian bf

Pic related
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>>27197881
Literally this happened to me, have fun greentext
>8 years ago make skype call with an irl friend who I 2v2 with on WoW
>Few irl friends join and we all start playing WoW/league together
>All neckbeard outcasts so is cool and fun
>One gets a girlfriend, invites her to the call
>She's doing that fake flirty shit with everyone
>Just send a sarcastic message in the group calling her a prostitute
>She gets mad, tells her BF to kick me from the call
>I kick her
>BF apologizes to me and she's reinvited, sluttiness stops
>She invites two of her own orbiters, irl friend too much of a cuck to care
>I invite some of my other friends when I go to University
>She says "Hi anon, i'm uncomfortable around new people and they are scaring me, could you kick them"
>Tell her "I felt the same when you joined, give them some time"
>She kicks up a fuss, is just generally mean to new friends for no reason
>She messages me again "Yeah I still don't feel comfortable"
>Gets her BF to message me the same shit
>Kick her from the call and tell BF she's banned

Apparently they made a new call and it was dead silent. Chats still going to this day.
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do femanons shave their buttholes?
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>>27203352
Women have hair on their asshole??

What???

What the fuck...?? really??

I'm serious i didn't knew this..... that's .... wow
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>>27203377
I'm not sure.

I mean.

I have hairs near my asshole.

I just assumed women had them too.

T-they don't?
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>>27203352
I don't have hair there to begin with.
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>>27203352
You'd be surprised how few of them shave anything.
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>>27203352

I've never shaved any part of my body
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>>27203352
Anon, I don't even shave my legs.
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>>27202684

single dads are usually based since they have the balls to stick around even when their wife couldnt be fucked

or maybe his wife just died in a car accident or something and then its not an issue as its not his fault
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>>27203403
i mean man have but i'm not sure about women..

i don't even want to google it....

fuck

>>27203436
oh god that's noooooo i nooooo.... ugh fucking hell
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>>27203483
want to be my sasquach gf?
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>>27203483

Fucking chewbackas up in this thread.... glad i didn't have to witness the horror
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>>27203564
you're supposed to hank and pull out their ass hair when you fuck them doggy

its funny
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>>27203533
Fair enough, I don't shave my penis related area too.

Should I? I'm a bit scared to scratch my ballsack or something. That would be extremely painful, for me.
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>>27203600
trim it you don't need to shave it

electric beard trimmer and use the shortest guard
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>>27203587
Oh my god dude... please ugh that's oh god that mental picture... being virgin is not that bad, i could have been traumatized by the hair

>>27203600
I do shave but not for the sex part, i really don't like the hair, i even shave my fucking armpits, i really can't stand hair on my body and female body, looks unclean.

the secret of the ballsack is to stroke it and get hard, then your ballsack will get tight and it will be easy to shave.

I love my smooth balls.

when i fap it feels amazing
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>>27203425
>I don't have hair there to begin with.
Be my gf.
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>>27203186

I would have flipped my shit, but laughed it off when it turned out to be a prank.
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>>27197578

<-- here is a documentary about your life
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>>27194135
>tfw have a dry hump fetish
>can only masturbate over my clothes
>terrified of sex, probably will remain a virgin forever
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>>27203681
keep telling yourself that bitch, when you invest so much time and effort into a relationship it's not a joke, seeing people mock that with the worst possible joke ever goes to show how much you respect that relationship.

Kill yourself

And your prank was horrible and you should feel bad about it, because you are a cunt
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>>27203085
>tell boyfriend to relax since my friend isn't a threat due to his short stature (friend is 5'3", I'm 5'10, boyfriend is 6'1")
>he looks to my friend and tells him that he's lucky that they aren't same size otherwise he would have beat him up


maximum kek @ the mega-manlet friend being told he's too short to even be assumed to be touching you and then too short to even be beaten up like a real man
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>>27197578
>that guilty feel when you wish a guy would get obsessed with you enough to really hurt his feelings like this
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>>27204250
I had something similar with a girl on steam but she has always bren nice.
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>>27204250
Why not do it? It's a lot easier than you think, and probably even more fun too. Most girls do it.
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>>27204250
Yes, do it. So more guys get hurt and redpilled to drop trash like you and you remain a 30 year old roastie wishing to not die alone
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>>27197095
>>27197578
Looking back on these I realize I made alot of typos and it's driving me insane
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can we get some fembot music?

keaton Henson - Lying to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6-QvBz9_lY
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>>27195814
>tfw earned my red wings at 16
it was all downhill after that though
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can femanons explain to me why women watch reality tv shows? do you watch any? i won't be an asshole about it, i don't really care, i'm just curious what is so fascinating about it
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>have first gf, lasts 12 months
>take each other's virginities
>break up with her because she's crazy and 4/10
>still have her facebook password
>read her shit
>made out with her male "friend" 3 days later
>has fucked at least 6 guys since me that I know of, and we broke up only a year ago
>went from shy gf material (other than craziness) to typical slut
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>>27200733
That's biologically impossible
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>>27205679

women are very social creatures and love gossiping and watching other peoples interpersonal relationships, probably from evolving to be dependent on a tribe more so than men that can survive on their own if need be

I dont watch any due to being a sperg
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>>27205858

maybe he switched the babies at the hospital lmao
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How bad does a fembot have to be to have trouble finding a romantic partner? The few girls that have been into me absolutely disgusted me, and then 6 months later they'd be with an 8/10 or 9/10 guy.
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>>27203774
i hate myself so damn much
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>>27205795
>lol fucking ugly bitch gtfo
>hmm let me hack your facebook
>how dare she not take my feelings into consideration when shes no longer dating me?!

male logic
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