Why aren't you dating a girl with anxiety yet? They have the low self-esteem of fat girls without the fat.
>>27194131
>Here's your (You)
Because they're still hungry for Chad. Skinny girls are a commodity, and a man needs enough sexual currency to afford one. It's fatties all the way down for robots.
Girls with anxiety is hard to find first of all. If you find one you will often find that they reject you. Because they don't like you or because they're anxious I don't know.
It just doesn't work out.
They're faking it for attention
>>27194131
6102
Wasting your time and falling for the 3d mayonnaise.... dude please stop.
Nothing good comes from women, they only bring burdens
>>27194131
op obviously has never dated a girl w anxiety. it's terrible and 11/10 times you will get cucked because along with low self esteem comes fembot needed undivided attention from every male on the planet
>>27194131
i like chubby girls
>>27194131
Even just thinking about doing this made me wretch
They're the fucking worst
>>27194192
>fembot
I'm starting to think there's not lower form of life than the supposed "fembot"
I hate these fucking images because you know the girl who drew them is at least passable if not cute, meanwhile I'm a disgusting grease ball who is awkward in everything I do FUCK
they usually just do it for attention.
100% for attention if she's a qt.
>qt posts on facebook about muh anxiety
>100 likes, 50 comments
>'hold on gurl i luv u :(', 'hope ur okay <3'
>if i ever complained on facebook about literally anything i'd just get scowled at
girls with anxiety x,D
Good luck finding any girls, let alone halfway-decent-looking girls with specific mental issues, when you're a robot.
>>27194262
If we dated(pretend you're a girl)would you let me tease you relentlessly and mock you for fucking up in public?
>>27194268
life is a dread....
i guess not having more than 2k friends on facebook makes these women anxious
>>27194131
because who the fuck wants to listen to someone whine about how nervous or uncomfortable they are all the time
>>27194289
not him/her
but what kind of fetish is that???
>>27194289
I'm not gril, sorry
my specific brand of hatred comes from the lack of empathy such creatures have for the guys who are actually what they pretend to be
There's no such thing as a girl with a low self-esteem
OP is right. Find a spergy girl who's not insane. If they can't talk to people they can't get Chad. They'll settle for an understanding bf.
>>27194268
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent.
>>27194368
never fails to trigger me
fucking women
>>27194131
Girls with anxiety are a meme
I've never met a girl who experienced anxiety to the point where she couldn't actually function
I don't mean anxiety like stage fright where she's just scared to do something and assumes it will go wrong, because that's generally the type of girl you'll meet
I'm talking about girls who absolutely refuse to even get up in the morning because they are frozen by the possibility of literally everything
Surprise surprise, literally everyone has anxiety and it's not hard to get diagnosed with it
>>27194131
Are you some kind of idiot?
Girls with anxiety need attention and positive reinforcement 24/7
TL;Dr you'll just become their enabler with benefits
>>27194325
It's just kinda arousing. We could go fuck in the toilet for disabled people and I force you to yell that you have social anxiety as an excuse when we're caught.
I'm very attracted to the idea of her being rather uncomfortable. It's a dom thing I guess. I'd also want to tie her up under her clothes and that kind of vanilla stuff.
Also something I enjoy more on a personal level because it helps development if done correctly. Did it to my sibling. He turned out pretty well.
>>27194335
I can see that.
>>27194386
>settle
Means she doesn't like me. Means I don't want her.
>>27194387
https://youtu.be/NMgrhtQSEx8
Obligatory
>>27194131
replace "other people" with "Chads" and it'll be very accurate
>>27194386
Girls don't need to talk. If, literally, they exist, there'll be Chads talking to them.
>>27194406
what the fuck....
>he turned out pretty well
what is wrong with you, feeding of off uncomfortable situations and putting her on the spot... you like to humiliate her??
fucking hell that's horrible
>>27194131
>without the fat
>implying that that's not half the fun
>>27194131
Why should I have gf?
ORIGINAL
>>27194434
>he
>her
He's a guy. It's done in moderation. If he fears humiliation he won't go anywhere in life. I humiliated him appropriately and he got over his anxiety rather quickly when he saw that the consequences were insignificant. Depends on why you're anxious obviously.
-Finding one is hard
-Finding one that is not ugly is even harder
-It'll be hard for me to hit on one cause I'm anxious aswell
>>27194435
Skinny girls with anxiety so bad they can't eat in front of others or when they're nervous is the best.
>>27194478
you are sickkill yourself
>>27194499
>thinks I'd allow myself to become a robot
No you kill yourself. He's getting his masters in EE, is fit and sleeps with girls all the time (showed me some videos of them fucking, he's still a bit weird). Living the life. Not like you most likely.
>>27194498
post pics. Are you pretty?anal?
>>27194545
I dunno man, sounds like you got a sexual thrill from dom'ing your brother. Spin that any way you please, it's still pretty fucking weird.
>>27194545
wow all that success, almost sounds like a bunch of bullshit
>>27194553
DON'T TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND THAT WAY, I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU!
>>27194574
>forcing your brother to do shit is sexual
No its not. I'm hetero. It's just sexual with girls.
I see your confusion though should have made that clear.I didn't fuck him in a toilet either if that's what you're presuming
>>27194553Don't consider myself to be pretty. Also pls no.
Ya I tried that. The saying "never stick your dick in crazy" is very true. That was a horrible experience.
>>27194592
It's not that much success really. I haven't told you how fit he is. He's otter with quite a bit of forearm bulk. His masters is entirely his credit obviously, it hasn't been spotless but he's just 1 year off. Girls will fuck anyone fit with 'potential'. Girls on tinder are very promiscuous.
>>27194626
>Don't consider myself to be pretty.
lol
>>27194640
Elaborate. Please anon.
>>27194626
You're OK assuming no big over bite/underbite.
Messy hair pic though. So I'm assuming in your favor quite a bit here.
>>27194626
Ciara pls be my gf
>>27194626
You obviously know that you are. Please stop attention whoring and tormenting the poor degenerates on this board.
>>27194702
;^)
>>27194699
Had bad teeth, they got fixed. Now they're justrotting.
>>27194626
You look like a real Stacy.
>>27194626
You don't look fat. So you're too good for me, messy hair non withstanding. I guess the messy hair is how you let people know your "different from the other girls". A touch of psyche ward chic perhaps?
>>27194720
>rotting
Ew no. If you want to trick a dude don't open your mouth at all. Don't even think robots would put up with that shit.
>>27194759
yeah, that's fucking foul.
>>27194720
qt as fuck, even though I'm a decade your senior I'm sure we're perfect for each other.
>>27194720
you'll grow up to be the perfect stacy. why are you here?
>>27194720
p-pls come back and t-talk to us
>>27194943
Come back where?
>>27194728
lol i'm no stacy :^( people are mean to me at school
>>27194769
it could work :^)
>>27194854
i dun think so.
>>27195017
Glad to see you're doing better today.
I need to know one thing: Why did you do the thing you got expelled for?
Pls respond.
>>27195017
This is why I tripfag, wasn't me that posted that.
>>27194131
Girls with anxiety tend to have lots of friends and they go out often.
>>27195036
Post more pics. This is the most interaction I've had with a woman that isn't a cashier since too long.
>>27195036
but i perfectly emulated you. i could help sharpen your appearance here, maybe be like your publicicst?
>>27195064
But i am a cashier anon. :^(
don't fall for this you retards
>>27194131
Once she gets over it she will leave me
What's the point?
>>27195036
Pls Eliza >>27195026
>skinny/normal to good looking people
>being anxious or embarrassed about anything
>>27195115
She wanted to make friends. fit in.
>>27195084
Begone False Eliza
>>27195064
Yeah, I'm a cashier...
>>27195073
Hmm, you're right, though I don't say things like "dun" and "lol" often. The faces were spot on though.
>>27195149
It's ridiculous. They can easily fix their life by changing their attitude. Us ugly cripples can have the perfect attitude and ideal thinking and our life will still be pure suffering, because our body fails us and other people treat us like we're scum simply because of how we were born.
>>27195185
Is he also correct in the fact that it could work between you and a manchild10 years older than you?
>>27195208
i'm always looking for internet-friends anon <3
>>27195251
You're a nuisance, fake Eliza.
>>27195185
hey, hows it going friend. been a while, glad to see you're doing better.
>>27195251
Fake Eliza, pls. A man's feelings is not something to be toyed with.
>>27194131
Because they are the same as normal girls, only with issues. Why would I want that?
>>27194131
They're mostly all attention seeking whores that bring their problems upon themselves
>>27194131
Why do girls crave attention so much? I've been dealing with depression and anxiety for the last 10 years and I'm not making a tumblr out of it
>>27194131
And where would i find one?
not at all, they're even more picky than the normal ones because of their anxiety of not getting a real chad
>tfw low self esteem
;~; anon kun..
>>27196317
Can I suck your cock while you call me a dirty little boy?
>>27194131
Fuk u, u stupid lil fukin bitch. Get da fuk out wid ur stupid lil thread.
>tfw hanging out with an anxiety-ridden gal this friday
>gonna make her feel super uncomfortable by pretending to be a charming Chad
She's gonna fall so fucking hard for me. Anxious girls always do.
>>27196364
Just don't over do it.
>>27196326
You pervert. Why would I do something so lewdwithout charging you for it
>>27196419
The only currency I have is GBP.
>>27196419
do you have a amazon wish list?
>>27196455
But how will you get tendies? Tsk tsk.
>>27194131
I (anxiety diagnosed) tried to befriend a girl with anxiety once, we both knew we both had it, and she said we were friends once (she has far more friends than me (i.e. greater than zero) also), yet i noticed all the time it was me starting conversations (which i still do find difficult as hell) and never her, so i stopped and waited for her to recontact me
never happened. not once, not a single attempt to even make sure i hadn't gone and killed myself.
>but anon, she has anxiety, be more sympathetic!
FUCK YOU, i have it too, i'm not even expecting her to constantly start a conversation, just one fucking time to confirm that yes, she actually does enjoy my company. nope, can't even have that. i'm not expecting everyone can do things exactly the same way, i'm not one of those cunts who thinks "works for me, works for everyone :^)" but it's not at all unreasonable to expect someone with mild anxiety to message you, however briefly, once. especially when they're constantly doing it to other people.
>>27194131
>Male with anxiety: You're fucked
>Female with anxiety: Inconvenient, but it's a social convention for men to take the initiative anyway.
>>27194268
>'anxiety'
>posting about it on facebook
r-e-e-e-e-e-e
>>27196465
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of said wishlist as the posting of a wishlist is considered against the rules and worthy of a ban and/or warning.
On a COMPLETELY unrelated note. If you wish to speak with a PizzaClub representative you may choose to leave an email address and somebody will contact you promptly. Thank you and have a great day.
>>27194626
look like a boy tbqh senpai
>>27194169
Am I a chad if I'm fucking a skele girl?
That doesn't sound right
>>27194131
>>27194192
>>27194268
>>27196217
They're terrible. They are the worst kinds of human beings. Their anxiety stems from a place of physical worth, e.g. boys don't notice me, or the wrong ones notice me, nobody wants to see how important I am. I remember playing a show and meeting this one girl who I soon exchanged kik details with, and, to be quite honest, the conversation dove away from the usual patter that you do to pass the time before you meet again (hopefully on the grounds of boning them) into one a bit more (seemingly) authentic. I asked her why she feels so low, and whether or not this stems from her being around people who value very little outside of their life outside of the external and trite and the present, and she started telling me why it's not bad to like those things. I asked her, "But, why should you like these things, they cause you nothing but pain?"
She answered me, "Well, I just want to be wanted by everyone. I love feeling loved."
Honestly, I think there's a difference in men and women. I get my rocks off from playing a great show and being the best musician I can be and truly selling myself, despite knowing it to be ultimately futile and at times, self-effacing. Every woman, suspend two, who I'm pretty sure were like some weird breed of autistic, have based their life around the sake of socializing or the sake of having people think of them in a good light.
I've dated those sort of "no fucks given but I'll spend $400 on makeup and get $2,000 tattoos daddy issues" girls and I can tell you. They do nothing for themselves. They do it as posturing and signaling to others. The reason one cheated on me was because, "I just want everyone to want me, okay? I want people to desire and want me."
They're all disgusting creatures if you ask me. Why we try and defend them in this age of post naturalism and transhumanism is weird. Rather have a 2d waifu at this point.
>>27196465
I'd fuck pizza's ass as hard as the next guy but come on, don't buy him stuff.
>>27196830
Shhhhh anon shhhhhhhhhh
>>27196504
I'm sorry m8. People will always be more sympathetic to what they can fuck.
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS MEME.
Dated a girl with anxiety and depression
Countless nights of staying on the phone with her talking her out of suicide
Having to order for her at restaurants because too scared to talk to server
Low key was kinda cute when she would hold onto my arm because she was nervous :3
>>27197131
this is the experience on high.
this guy knows what's up
many times I had to schedule hair appointments for her because she was too embarassed to do it herself.
>>27197131
>Countless nights of staying on the phone with her talking her out of suicide
fool
maybe she would have dropped some good loot
>>27196504
You're the guy, anon. It's on you to do all the hard work. Why should she when you'll do it? Why should she when if you won't do it, then some other guy will?
>>27197024
Exactly what this guy said. Case in point right in this thread
>>27196830
>>27196465
>>27196326
fucking faggots desu
>>27197205
Don't bully ;~;original comment desu
You do realize, OP, that social anxiety disorder (legitimately dysfunctional "I am scared to go outside, have no friends, dropped out of college because I was too scared to go to class, and have covered up the mirrors in my house with garbage bags" type of anxiety) requires pretty much a lifetime of
>1) rejection by society
>2) constant negative reinforcement
>3) extremely low self-esteem
>4) paralyzing self-awareness
A girl cannot have these things. She might, at most, be rejected by her parents, but even then she has a whole network of friends, beta-orbiters, and boyfriends to fall back on for support. Men on the other hand have absolutely none of that. Shyness, low self-esteem, and jitteryness are seen as "cute" traits in girls. In men it's literally the exact opposite of what women find attractive--they want a confident, strong, assertive man to make them feel protected and safe. So, women don't have to worry about factors 1), 2) and 3) because they will inherently get positive, ego-validating attention from society just for being a girl. Factor 4) stems from the presence of the previous three, so that one's out as well.
To sum up: women cannot have real, debilitating social anxiety. They might have slight social anxiety due to parental neglect, but even that doesn't preclude them from having friends, orbiters, and relationships--from living a wholesome, healthy life in general (it also doesn't stop them from having money, as they'll have the option to simply marry a man and live off of him). This slight social anxiety is even seen as desirable and attractive, and can actually boost their social status. None of this applies to men.
If you are a man and can't talk to people you are fucked.
If you are a man who's scared of going outside you are fucked.
If you are a man who can't even order a coffee in a cafe you are fucked.
If you are a man who cannot make a phone call you are fucked.
No friends.
No girlfriends.
No career.
No fun.
No hope.
No life.
>>27195185
Ohmigod you're so pretty. Care to share how old you are, in what state you live and where do you hang out offline and online?
I plan on moving to Portland with my business partner(bff) for an ultimate search for a quirky shy hipster girl, but to hug to death, but it's hard to figure out where anxious/introvert girls hang out. I look like chad except introvert, 26. kthxbye
>>27194131
I used to go to school with a qt 7/10 extremely anxious Latina. She got startled by every little thing and always spoke in this timid little voice. I was too much of a pussy to ask her out though, o figured she'd feel pressured to say yes and I'd be taking advantage of her. Apparently she came out as a lesbian recently
>>27197687
This gave me fucking leukemia.
>>27194131
Girl in your pic looks like my oneitis. I can't date a girl with too bad anxiety because I need them to balance me out
>>27197371
i've been a neet for nearly 5 years and have never had any friends or bfs, i only go outside for (rare) appointments.
those traits are not "cute" if you are not cute and/or if you literally do not interact with any other humans to find them cute. the same things that keep you from going out and getting beta friends prevent me as well, maybe it would be slightly easier for me once i actually go out there but that doesnt matter if i can't get out there.
If you are a woman and ~actually~ can't talk to people you are fucked.
If you are a woman who's actually scared of going outside you are fucked.
If you are a woman who can't even order a coffee in a cafe you are fucked. (unless you can do all the other stuff and miraculously get a bf to order coffee for you i guess)
If you are a woman who actually cannot make a phone call you are fucked.
honestly i think you may just have spent a bit too much time on this board because you seem to not be able to think with nuance about other people.
nice gondolas tho, saved
>>27194131
NEVER DATE A GIRL WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS
My ex went to a clinic and broke up with me during her visit. ( she is still there)
This shit makes you depressed too. They drag you down and are so confusing and hard to handle. its just a fucking hassle
not worth it
>>27194720
>Had bad teeth, they got fixed. Now they're just rotting.
Are you a meth head? You have the typical meth teeth.
>>27198273
>If you are a woman and ~actually~ can't talk to people you are fucked.
lies
>If you are a woman who's actually scared of going outside you are fucked.
true
>If you are a woman who actually cannot make a phone call you are fucked.
lies
>>27198273
Fuck off you stupid whore. There are multiple men on this very board who would date you in a heartbeat. How many women would date guys like us? Just fuck off and die.
Probably the only 'friend' I've had was a girl with diagnosed anxiety / depression. I knew her before that, first time in my life that I had someone actually seem to care about me, like she would text me to ask me how my day had been and generally showed some kind of interest.
When she was 'diagnosed' I tried to be supportive, I'd text her often and try to meet up with her, even if she shot me down - she'd always apologise and say that it was the anxiety. I felt obliged to be supportive, after all she was an international student and had told me again and again that I was her only real friend in this country.
That was about 6 months ago. She had to move back home. Now I've found out all that I was far from her only friend here, and she was just using me as a lovely emotional tampon when nobody else would humour her. She's writing a 'book' on Facebook, chapter by chapter describing how 'awful' her life is, everyone commenting about how brave and strong she is.
Within two weeks of moving back home she has a boyfriend - debilitating anxiety right there.
>>27198273
>If you are a woman who actually cannot make a phone call you are fucked.
>calling
>in the current year
>>27201215
You'll find out all about that when you stop being NEET.
>>27197131
HOW DO I FIND ONE HOLY SHIT
>>27194131
Anxiety is a meme. Girls are too stupid to be anxious. They don't think in all possibilities like us men.
>>27194131
I did.
She was a monstrous train wreck and an all-out genuinely awful human being who used her anxiety as a shield for being a piece of shit.
At least the sex was good.
my gf has depression and keeps self harming and telling me I should dump her
how do I get my virginity back
>>27202635
Dump her. I had the exact same thing with my ex and eventually I realised she was right, I DID need to dump her.
Her mental health started to affect me as well and it was poison.
How do you even start talking to a girl with anxiety? The only girls I talk to always start the conversation
