How do I stop being asian?
>>27193326
What's so bad about being Asian?
>>27193326
Try eating a lot of pasta
>>27193326
Well.. If you're a guy, kill yourself. If you're a girl go fuck some white NEET and get plastic surgery so you look like an artificial Caucasian
>tfw will never have perfect straight hair like asians
but I also love being white, so that's fine
>>27193326
If you live in a western country, then you're fucking set
>among the highest iq of races
>successful, strong family values
>financial literacy, high real estate ownership rate
>still considered a minority, can play the race card and get free Gibs in order to buy more real estate
Have some fucking pride, baka
>>27193335
The small penis
>>27193412
But
>girls avoid dating you because stereotypes
>guys underestimate you because you're born inferior to them
The negatives are stronger than the positives
No, i'm perfect now, i'm the lowest of all asians (southeast) but i still like my skin and my face. I just hate my penis so much. At this point i wish i was black. Because even the prettiest white wives cheat with black guys.
>>27193454
I'm southeast Asian. I think as Long as you're not Pinoy you're fine.
Pinoys are disgusting
>>27193474
I second this, fucking hate that country
>be asian
>5'' penis
Feels good men
>>27193513
You done us proud son
>>27193474
I'm indonesian. Am i still disgusting ?
>>27193485
Girls are mostly sluts and guys are mostly perverts. Hate their accent, unhygienic, always travelling with their entire village.
Ugh
>>27193513
That's very average in my country (third world southeast). Everyone is like 5-6", i'm like the smallest :( that's why the self loathing is strong with me.
>>27193378
>have Asian-level straight shiny hair
>it's ginger though
>>27193524
Indonesians hmmmn idk but if you browse 4chan and have good grammar you're fine m8.
>>27193326
Dude, you know how many 7 and 8 girls ive fucked because they outright admitted they have an asian fetish? Go out there and find a white bitch with yellow fever and let her suck the pride back into you you fucking disgrace.
>>27193513
ur pround about 5 inches?
>>27193564
To be honest I've never seen a dick. Do westerners have much bigger dicks? Does it really make that much of a difference?
Why compare with those westerners though? Just find another Asian girl that doesn't have that much expectation.
Or ask your family to hook you up
>>27193564
Its average and its work great. So why not?
How about you?
>>27193590
Western straight guys like to see dicks. They care so much about other guys' dick size more than girls do.
>>27193558
Keep dreaming Chang.
I don't deny there are weeb girls out there. But you haven't fucked any of them
>>27193607
Just don't bother.
They need bigger dicks so the white stacies can feel the dick in their loose slut hole.
>>27193639
The problem is not us, but girls. Sometimes, some of us are very Chad but still, no one wants to be with them, because of the stereotypes.
>>27193607
Sometimes it's not that they like to compare so often, it's because we're too self conscious and we make it up in our heads.
>>27193647
Don't say that. I'm a very whitewashed asian so it kind of offends me too.
>>27193678
Mmmhm you're so hard to please
>>27193607
interesting hobby
>i like it
Is there sum ting wong with being Asian?
>>27193697
Outsider here. This post gave off a super feminine vibe.
Are you a.....GIRL?!
>>27193667
No, just look, compare it to your own country, guys don't really talk about dick size that intense in our countries. But here, dick size talk is like everywhere. Fucking weird and awkward. Like, it's weird and also a sensitive topic to bring up. Dick size aren't meant to be a joke, that's just life rule.
>>27193720
Yes. The stigma.
i dunno, eyelid-stretching exercises?
>>27193326
First things first, post a pic of that ass
>>27193724
Idk but if you're gonna let it bother you and not stop yourself from getting bothered, then it's just gonna bother you for the rest of your life.
Even if your dick is huge they'll say something else, for example, your eyes or short legs.
Unless you're the same as them or they would have something to say
>>27193721
>girl
think again
>>27193721
Yes, why?
Does it matter?
What do you mean by outsider?
>>27193794
>What do you mean by outsider?
I wasn't part of your argument. Peep that new IP f.am
>>27193326
Girls only care for money, intelligence, and looks
You have the first two, literally all you need is to work out at the gym and wear tall shoes
>>27193326
Start listening to rap and wear hip hop clothes. Then you'll become a nigger.
>>27193820
Tall shoes
Cracked me up. Maybe a strap on too?
>>27193597
7.5 hard. I wish it was bigger.
>>27193828
Then you'll become *far east movement
>>27193828
It would shatter your already fragile world if you knew how popular hip hop and rap was in japan and china.
It's insane really, my mind was blown.
>>27193828
>chigger
FTFY
>>27193872
I know. I've lived in Japan for 4 years. That subculture isn't respected though and the people who follow it are generally unsuccessful.
>>27193922
Just like here in the states? What's your point?
