>tf got pumped and dumped yestarday
>again
>I just want a comfy bf which shares my interests
Don't have sex with men if you want them to stick around. The shitty ones will leave when they realize they aren't getting sex, the good ones will stay because they like you as a person and don't need sex.
Wait months.
>>27192405
Not ur personal blog, whore.
Then quit opening your legs
>>27192425
I didn't open my legs for 2 years, I can't live sitting at home without any communication with people and sex.
>>27192419
>>27192419
>Don't have sex with men if you want them to stick around.
THEN HOW DO I GET BF???
I'm literally neet and I literally comunicate with nobody. I just got drunk at home and went outside and they picked me up.
>>27192467
Where you stay at. Ill be ur comfy bf
>>27192467
uh, dating sites?
>>27192405
I'l go out with you if you like. Don't really care what you look like but I'd always be there to talk to.
>>27192467
And women say they have it hard, gettig sex just by existing.
>>27192467
You cannot get a bf through sex. Period. They will use you and leave when they get bored.
Do not get drunk around men unless you've been together for a very long time and have already had sex. They will use it against you and leave.
If you're neet and don't communicate with anyone but you still want a BF, you must change your lifestyle.
>>27192419
I don't think I'm shit but if a girl doesn't want to have sex with me and is not a virgin then I would stop dating her. If she's a virgin I could wait longer though.
>>27192422
repeating digist of truth
get out whore
>>27192467
Don't give them sex right away...
tfw I got pumped and dumped by a 5/10 roastie.She said she would text me
>>27192405
Just get a nigger bf. They will stick around until you are pregnant.
>>27192533
Then obviously you wouldn't be compatible with that girl and you should both break it off as soon as possible to find suitable partners. You are doing girls a favor by breaking up with them as soon as you realize that things won't work.
>>27192520
I don't want long distance "relationships".
>>27192524
That's easy to advice, but I have social anxiety and can't freely talk to people without being high/drunk.
>>27192523
They finished in 2 seconds, I didn't even feel anything. One was a virgin and just asked to take his virginity cuz friends bullied him.
>>27192764
Sure thing, you lying whore.
>>27192748
Then you are going to have to deal with that through a therapist and possibly medication.
If you are high or drunk while interacting with a guy, he will not become your BF. He will use you.
If you get pumped and dumped it's your own fault.
>>27192523
>august
>November
That was quick. But I guess it's not that surprising if she was really annoying.
>>27192773
No, really, they finished in 2 seconds.
Forgot to add their dicks were short ;-;
>>27192748
>I have social anxiety
No you don't. You just think you do. Think you don't instead.
>Um, but it's really hard!
Try. Harder.
Do you have any idea how many lonely guys there are out there who would give their left nut to be the man of your dreams, and where exactly are they supposed to find you, you selfish fucking idiot, if you're hiding from the world.
What do you want, some guy to be psychically drawn to you from across town? He just creeps up to your window one night and poof! He's your soulmate?
You should try growing up maybe, that sounds like your main problem right now, is just basic immaturity. I take it your parents didn't really teach you much about anything?
Be honest, this is an anonymous forum, but nobody can help you unless you give us the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
>>27192564
All I was saying is that if you're deliberately not having sex for your idiotic advice then that doesn't really mean I do not like that girl. But if she took advice from you and she's doing that then she might lose me for that idiotic advice. Because that just might be the only thing that bothers me.
>>27192779
>therapist
I can't afford that.
>>27192814
Why the fuck are you falling for bait? you fucking redditor faggot.
>>27192405
A great Whore you are
>>27192849
>Why the fuck are you falling for bait? you fucking redditor faggot.
I don't know, why'd you invade Russia in the winter?
>>27192824
If you liked a girl but didn't like her enough to wait for sex, then you're pretty clearly prioritizing your physical desires over your desire to have a relationship. Which is fine, it's your right to do that and you should seek what you want rather than feel trapped in a relationship.
There's no great loss if she doesn't date you because you are impatient. You are easily replaceable.
>>27192883
Good job trying to shift the goal post, you complete embarrassing faggot.
>>27192830
Then you're screwed and you will probably never have a bf.
>>27192814
Which truth do you want? This post looks like a copy pasta.
>>27192405
It's your fucking fault for letting them boink you on the first date.
Don't give a dog a treat before they do the trick you idiot. I fell for this bait hard but god damn all my female friends do this shit and then feel bad afterwards. You're all fucking retarded.
>>27192405
Did he fuck you raw?
Did he creampie you?
>>27192467
This is the fembot you all keep contactfagging
All of them are degenerate sluts
>>27192520
Bro YTF are you here? If that's actually you, you're hot and you should be out fucking and having fun
>>27192405
gtfo you stupid whore
>>27194385
That is me. I have like horrible social anxiety, I can be around people but after a little while my energy is completely gone because im trying hard to be normal.
>>27194429
try not making retarded faces
>>27194474
Sorry. These picturs are supposed to be for my eyes only. It's just so I can keep track of my weight loss that's all.
>>27194494
then dont post them piggy
>>27194509
ohh okay :(
Have you tried: not being a chadchaser
>>27194429
I feel you bro, everyone wants to know me and make plans because I look good and work out. Deep down I just like being alone because everyone is only going to dissapoint and hurt me, so I make an effort in order for people to think I'm normal, and then run out of energy and retreat to video games and the gym for weeks after...
I wish I wasn't born this way, and anyone who truly believes that social function is based purely on looks is lying to themselves.
>>27192419
this is not entire true
just stop having expectations about what after sex situations should be,you cant be that dumb right?
just enjoy yourself op, be safe, and the one who wants to stick around, then let him be
>>27194632
>tfw people like you at first but your uneasiness and awkwardness slowly pushes them away
>tfw you get tired after talking to someone for more than 15 minutes
>tfw socializing is so exhausting that you need to rest for the rest of day following any major conversation
>>27194632
>>27194688
>Get invited out to go drinking at the weekend
>Agree
>When the time comes I just turn off my phone and don't go on Facebook
>Play games all night
where u at op lets have a drink
>>27194688
Are you me?
Only advise I have is to totally avoid conversations with anyone you don't like, as that makes me so tired I don't have time for the half-decent people in my life.
>tfw ignore 90% of people who look, smile, or say hi in the gym
>same in the club
>same in classes
>when confronted I highlight my least favorite character trait they posses and inform them I don't like or trust them.
I still can't work out if this is something I need to be diagnosed for or if I choose to live my life this way?
>>27194719
My nigga.
I turn off my phone and pretend to have had no reception etc. I don't even know why, I genuinely want to go when I say yes, and then as it draws closer I realise what this "epic night" will probably involve.
>greet randoms
>guys are obnoxious trying to get at my table
>girls just sit right on down and help themselves
People always seem shocked that I simply don't want any new friends or pussy?
Also, you guys ever find you actually get violent over this after a few drinks?
bump for more anxiety retards
>>27192405
Well, you're out having one night stands with guys. Since you can't go back and unfuck those guys you will have to do something else, you are not dating me though.
>>27192405
>thinks pussy is an equal exchange for companionship
>actually wants to domesticate chad
One or the other.
>>27192405
My sides I love pumping and dumping, maybe you shouldnt tive it up so easy eh?
>mfw stupid ass robots always respond to my troll threads
God damn you guys some sad pathetic fucks...
And you know what's the wort part about it? You sad fuckers will respond tomorrow, the day after and the day after that as well.
>>27199350
Wait are you calling people sad fuckers for responding to a thread you post every day? Are you not the sad fucker for posting troll threads ever day?
Hey OP
You only get what you deserve
>>27199407
Not if you bite the bait scum.
>>27199536
No it's still sad
>>27192405
>fucking dudes to get them to stick around
You sad little woman.
>>27199619
Excuse me while I make up another bait thread and watch you faggots give me more (you)
>>27192814
Lmao r9k is telling her to be mature and stop wallowing in self pity holy shit
Why do guys pump and dump?
If a girl has demonstrated a willingness to have sex with you, why not keep the scheme going?
>tumblr pepe image
>pumped and dumped
>this bait thread lasting 10 hours
>>27194520
nice weight loss my dude
can i ask how youre doing it?
im loosing weight my self but i struggle going outside, which was the cause of my weight gain in the 1st place
>>27192419
>months
ya not even incels will stick around for months plural
>>27200418
Ketogenic diet is the best way to lose weight. You don't even have to exercise.
>>27194809
>Also, you guys ever find you actually get violent over this after a few drinks?
Yeah, it happens to every person who has anger issues irl
>>27199407
m-moar?
Original comment
>>27201106
Looks like Shinozaki Rei.
If you don't recognize that name, stay far FAR away.
>>27194520
cool hair, herrgott
>>27200440
can confirm. 10 lbs down in one month while still being an absolutely lazy piece of shit. thank you ketosis.
>>27202827
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketogenic_diet#Indications_and_contra-indications
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketogenic_diet#Adverse_effects
> literally killing yourself by at-homing controlled treatment plans because you won't put the junk food down
Standard fatty.
>>27203219
where'd you get this assumption that i can't put junk food down? standard autist.
you realize half the negative effects you just linked me were reported in children, right? i'm an adult. i don't have to worry about stunted growth. there's also plenty of signs of ketoacidosis. shit doesn't just happen over night. none of that sounds worse than ,you know, the DEATH associated with obesity.
>>27203313
>where'd you get this assumption that i can't put junk food down
By the fact you're at-homing controlled treatment plans.
You try to find the "perfect" "diet" so you don't have to put in the work.
>>27203353
i didn't claim it was perfect? you autistic fucks are always pulling the craziest shit out of your asses. only a miserable loser would try to discourage someone from dieting.
>>27203441
>he called me out on my ignorance better make up a moral high ground to save face
Spoiler: there's no such thing as "dieting." Your diet is "whatever you eat," and improving it is based on the individual's body AND his activities. What's good for one person can be shit for another, and outright suidical for a third. It takes a moron, a fat fuck, or both to adopt a diet not made for them; particularly one that's NOT EVEN DESIGNED FOR WEIGHT LOSS.
You don't have a single fucking let to stand on.
>>27203650
>let
Ya got me. But that's ok, because I don't call people "miserable losers" when I'm the one fucking up.
