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Why suicide when you can take steroids instead?
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Why suicide when you can take steroids instead?
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>>27192204

Because it's expensive as shit
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>>27192249
True that, cheaper to die by macdonalds than steroids.
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>>27192204

I actually might run a 500mg cycle of Test E soon because my life is shit. Currently at 365LB squat, 235LB bench, 135 OHP. Gonna cost a bit. Before I do it I need to eat more and better.
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>>27192400
>. Before I do it I need to eat more and better.


lol. stop being delusional u pussy, roids are magic, dont give me this "muh gotta eats more n better b4 i take da drug" fuck off man. so long as youre training even if you change absolutely nothing with what you're doing right now you will make huge fucking bodycomposition changes.
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silkroad doesn't exist anymore so I have no idea where I would get roids
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>>27192204
roids won't get me his face or bone structure
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>>27192456
I don't even do roids, but since I started working out my face went from foreveralone to normalfag_fu_king_chad_gtfo_this_board

Not just working out. A good diet is super important too.
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>>27192424

Ninty percent sure this is bait.
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Ok, 4chan.

I know you love Zyzz.

But he's literally dead from steroids. It's not a joke. He dedicated his life to becoming some 1% apex looking guy but it fucking killed him.

Do you want to die? Take steroids.

Do you want to look like a fucking human? Just lift up to 2-3 of the biggest weights in the gym and just up your reps after that. Is there any point in being admired like that? It's really shallow if you think about it. You're alienating yourself from the majority of women by pursuing the top 10%. There's a sweet spot around 30% you need to go for, and that's good enough without steroids. because the top 10% of women will leave you for a hotter guy when you let it go to shit

But if you must lift... just chug some fucking crystal light caffeine first. It's safe as shit.
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>>27192204
My grandma was given steroids too because her leg muscles were too weak
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>>27192204
tbqh i just want a body like the left picture
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>>27192551
Don't waste your life and money on steroids. As long as you're low % body fat it really doesn't matter. Just stop eating you fat fucks.

I mean weights as in plates. 2-3 plates at best is respectable.
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>>27192551
He had a heart defect aka ticking time bomb
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>>27192204
And die while taking a hot bath kek
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This idiot was just the same insecure guy in a new costume.
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>>27192551
He had a congenital heart defect and regularly took cocaine. That's what killed him, not the sterons.
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>>27192551
Caffeine is actually really bad for doing exercise. Stimulants cause vasoconstriction, which is primarily an issue when doing physical activity since the arteries in your wrists are some of the primary sources of heat loss during physical activity. They're most effective within a specific set of temperatures too, outside of which they'll just constrict and not really help.
The caffeine is an issue since it basically ensures they wont be effective.

To a lesser degree, the same thing happens around your ankles.
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Here's what you do, instead of buying Big Macs, make tuna/chicken sandwiches instead, you then save that money and buy an ETF linked directly to the price of oil. In a couple years you'll have enough to buy a couple cycles of test. Use that time waiting to get acquainted with roids (various forums you can come across people who have lots) and training.
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>>27192963
he was literally thrashing bitches left and right though

>implying transforming into a greek god won't suddenly boost your confidence
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>>27192204
I legitimately have no idea how steroids work. If I knew, maybe I would.
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>>27192204
He looks better on the left
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>>27192204
Two reasons

1. Most NEETs can't afford it

2. You still need to put in a lot of effort and eat right. Steroids just make you look bigger quicker, they're not a substitute for working out. If you don't have the discipline to work out and eat healthy without them, it wont change when you're on them.

Source: Steroid user for 4 years. I eventually got lazy and lost my gains quite quickly.
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>>27193599
faurk brah what was your experience like
why did you stop?
any pics?
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>>27192204
The God
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I'l try natty first. Probably won't ever try steroids because my aim is low.

But I'm interested in how I can increase test levels naturally.
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>>27193498
What this pic expresses?
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>>27194036
Attitude of the character in the movie Drive.
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>>27192204
I want to roid one time in the hopes that it permanently changes my looks. I know I won't have the muscles forever but I want to see if I end up with a more masculine jaw or something.
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>>27192963
He was never shy, he was already a rave-going normalfag who just got buff.
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>>27192424
>never used or even read about steroids
>the post.
Jesus fucking christ dude, you are probably one of those who thinks early zyzz was natty limit.
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>>27192577
>2-3 plates
>on compound movements
What the fuck anon?
If you can't PB 3 plates on bench any day of the week you need help.
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>>27192204
RIP muscly brown man
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>>27192204
Faggots, all of you.
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>>27192249
A basic three month cycle of testosterone enanthate plus an AI andnnolvadex for PTC will cost you 200 euro at most.
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Its expensive and I don't have the dick length to spare
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>>27194932
kek
no amount of reaction faces will mask the jealousy you feel at a man who worked harder than you ever could
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>>27192551
>love
No, that's just a meme. Nobody cared about him and nobody cares about him now.
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>>27195094
I bet don't get vanquished by a sauna though
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>>27195094
>lifting an object up and down
>working hard
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>>27195094
>worked harder
>steroids
Pick one
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>>27192204
>cant eat enough to be a powerlifter/big guy
>cant eat healthy enough to be cut
>forever stuck in builtfat mode
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>>27192424
>babby's first week on /fit/
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anyone know his ethnic background? Apparently he was white but idk man looks definite sand nigger or pajeet to me
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im taking clenbutural for weight loss as a neet

feels good man already making plans on online dating as 26 kv
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>>27192204
Steroids seem to have fixed Wojak's life.
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>>27194932
>not knowing zyzz frequented 4chan and actually made videos dedicated to /fit/

kek get out of here newfaggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlvHQ2s_XJw
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>>27195320
>making up excuses
Drink cream and eat meat.
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>>27195415
He was a Kurd
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>>27192551
>>27192580

This in addition to snorting kilos of coke in Thailand while still under anesthesia (he had a nosejob too)
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>>27192204
Serious question brahs. Where do you even buy roids? I've been lifting for two years and I've made gains but I'm ready to leave humanity behind.
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>>27192204
>posting the most obnoxious fucking wog to come out of the western suburbs.
Jesus just fuck off back to misc/reddit.
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>>27193122
>puttying pussy on a pedestal.
Get the fuck out and never come back you disgusting blue pilled little faggot.
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I already want to kill someone after a cup of coffee. I'm scared.
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>>27195781

> siiiiigghhh

Mirin'

He was an idiot, though. A sexy Olympian-bodied idiot.
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I still masterbate to zyzz pics
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