What's /r9k/ doing?
Pic related. Just wagecucking in the sun waiting for my next delivery.
Watching a documentary on social anxiety to be honest
About to eat, mummy made some cottage pie.
I've passed the time I could get a good night's sleep, so I'm watching the sun rise, shitposting, and waiting to head into work.
I'm also writing, but I'll prolly edit everything I've done this night/morning into nothingness by the second draft.
>>27191975
Im an EMT and im shitposting here while waiting for a medical call
>>27192016
I've got a bunch of friends who are EMTs. I respect them greatly for the shit they put up with during what they do. Plus, the EMTs who picked me up when I broke my arm were incredibly nice, given what put me there was being an asshole at 2 AM.
Here's another of the scenery round the back of a shopping centre. Pretty comfy with a nice breeze.
Next Delivery is a woman from Florida. she's pretty cute as well but she ain't paid for her shopping. Hoping she pays so I can have a chat with her.
>>27192001
That's nice of mummy.
>>27192016
Can't beat a good bit of pooposting
What's your job?
I pack boxes overnight and it's really depressing me now. I need to find something else to do.
>>27192225
I'm a delivery driver for a supermarket. I have seen some funny stuff since i've done this job.
Had one gay guy whip his dick out in front of a colleague.
>>27192056
EMT are sexually wild and do this for the money. reminder that nurses fiddle with penises of men before surgery.
>>27192270
>>I'm a delivery driver for a supermarket.
I wanted to be a delivery guy for ocado, but I do not have driver license.
Wagecucking in a mill 11p to 11a.
>>27192304
Well too bad im in the military because im enlisted and the nurses are officers and anything between us is a no go
>>27192304
Oh yeah, they're easily the craziest motherfuckers I know. One of them once raced a fire truck to a scene on his lunch break, in his personal car.
He won.
>>27191975
Are you that brtifeel tesco guy who wad doing it two years ago?
I'm currently sat at my desktop shitposting, not in work (as a delivery driver) until tomorrow
>>27192431
lmao that is literally retarded. I guarantee you the firefighter drive the truck was just chilling and thought the guy was an idiot
Have to go deliver pizzas tomorrow, for now doing jack shit. I have some good delivery driver stories because ive been doing it 5 years
>>27191975
What state is this?
>>27192455
and now we waitorignal
>mfw there are 3 delivery drivers in this thread alone
Is this some robot job?
>>27192476
It's an easy job to get
>>27192466
>Be me
>Driving saturday day shift 10:45-8pm
>Only driver delivering pizzas
>Boss is a dumb bitch and never gives me help in the day
>Taking 3 at a time
>Last delivery on my current run, in a mobile home park
>Basically a place where people pull up RVs and live off retirement checks
>Have to call customer to ask where exactly he is in this park
>"Hello Mr ******* this is anon from Pizza Hut, could you tell me which RV youre in?"
>"Yeah you see that PT Cruiser with the flames on the side?"
>ohdisgonbegud.gif
>"Yes sir im pulling in now"
>Old man probably 65 years old come to the door wearing black surgical gloves and a tattered old robe with no ties and nothing underneath
>Balls halfway down his leg and apparently no fucks given as there are kids playing in the street in clear view
>Have him sign the receipt and ignore his old dick and balls in my face
>"Anon youre gonna have to come inside for your tip"
>"U-uh no sir im not allowed to come into peoples houses"
>"Ah come on I just have to find it, not like im gonna hurt you"
>"I-Im fine, just gonna go now" Scuttle away and go back to my car
>Old man starts yelling for me to just come in and get the tip walks out into the "yard" with dick and balls exposed.
>Starts running after my car.
>Freak out and gun it out of there
I never went back to that place because ive flatly refused, other drivers get good tips there but im sure that guy wanted to rape me
Waiting for a boat, everyone on r9k seems to drivecuck.
>Tfw recent college grad and still fucking delivery driving
>Tfw 23 and no clue what I want out of life
Actually delivered to the Florida girl. She's so cute. I wish she was single so some porn scene could've taken place.
Latest find on my deliveries. a nice R8.
>>27192440
I probably am that same guy you're reffering to.
>>27192476
It's easy enough. Nice way to build up your social skills.
>>27192662
Same boat as you. I'm 24 going on 25 this year and don't see myself achieving much in life. I prefer the life of no stress, doing my job and going home.
Sitting alone and feeling bad for myself, just like every other day.
>>27192778
I dont think I want to deliver for much longer, I just got my degree, although it is in communications, I might go to a trade school or learn a new language or something. I want to be able to travel one day
Do you need a special license to be a supermarket delivery driver? And do you need to have held a normal license for X years with no points?
I'll be passing my test soon and this seems like an ideal job.
>>27192846
Need to have had your license for a year. Just a normal pink license is needed.
Just need to be aware that the van is bigger than a car obviously
>>27192846
No a fresh license should be fine, you can even write some faggotry about how this job will be a great learning experience for your driving skills. They'll probably act like generationcucks about former experience unless it's a job with few searchers.
>>27192927
Alright cheers. Guess I'll need to wait a year and try to keep my license free of points.
>>27192946
I honestly believe you can talk yourself in if you have a great application. Just say you've been driving all around town every day since you got the license
>>27192967
I'm a sperg though; talking isn't my strong suit (hence why I would happily take a job driving all day and only interacting with customers to drop off their food).
>>27192983
Thats a great part about delivering, its literally the same interaction every time, its perfect for training social skills, just memorize a line, mine is
"Hey hows it going?"
"ok I need you to sign this(if card)"
or
"ok it will be XX.XX (for cash)
"heres your change"
"have a nice night"
From there you can choose to comment on whatever you choose, ive actually had cool interactions with customers and I started shy as fuck
>>27192453
He's the smartest retarded person I ever met. Also enjoys chopping wood shitfaced.
>>27192778
Nottingham is fucking cancer to drive around, I feel for you mate, I drive around Stratford-upon-Avon which is very cosy
>>27193030
Sounds comfy lad. Glad things worked out for you.
>>27192337
What kind of mill is is this? I work in fish food mill. Smells like absolute shit sometimes.
>>27191975
Is that norwich? That looks like the shitty castle on the hill in the middle of it.
>>27193114
It's nottingham, although I assumed norwich too lol
>>27192662
>no clue what I want out of life
Don't we all, anon
>>27193114
Isn't that a prison not a castle?
Working on some technical drawings due in 24 hours. Last year at a tech school, so not getting paid yet.
>>27193213
Yeah but it was a castle before. And a museum/shopping centre now.
Such is life.
>>27191975
I'm shitting right now.
>>27193066
My colleagues used to drive round Newark and on country roads which sounded comfy. I started just after they lost those postcodes.
There's the odd comfy roads we deliver on that are nice.
>>27193114
It's Nottingham.
>>27193239
Hope that shit is going well for you.
In class rn.
Choir
I'm 18 not underage
>>27193231
There's a cafe there where inmates work. I got a qt convict waitress, makes me wonder what she did to get locked up
>>27192476
i was a courier for a while which is pretty similar. it's pretty fun, long times by yourself and your music of choice, and you get to learn where you deliver very well.
also >>27192778
has a point. you are forced to talk to others and it can be pretty fun. no day is ever the same.
>tfw a man you're trying to serve flashes a piece
>>27194340
>tfw you deliver to a porn set
>tfw the daughter comes down from blasting music in her room to drown out her mom getting doubleteamed in the living room and pays
Wagecucking on my laptop at my job, waiting for donations for a donation center I supervise.
>tfw getting a new job in few weeks
>won't be able to get paid to shitpost on 4chan anymore
Trying to stay awake so I can have a normal sleep schedule. Normally go to sleep at 5-7am and wake up at 3pm. Want to get it to going to bed at 12-2am waking up at 10am. I've done this 6 times since the year began and I always relapse, it's not even that I do things at night(except twice a week) or I really want to stay up, I just don't get tired unless I NEED to do something or I need to stay up.
Just realized I have a very small assignment on some small religion due tonight and 3 mid terms I still need to schedule for this weekendall my classes are online. I'm going to do horribly on the math midterm though since I've used an online calculator to do all the homework assignments, need to learn like 10-20 types of questions by sunday
Doing a stupid project where you are supposed to crack the passwords of some programs. It's not as terribly boring as the teacher made it out to be but it's a little annoying that he's like "hurr you get to be a hacker for this project arent you excited guise". Most people are treating it like it is, silly but not entirely useless, and then you have the few autists in class wetting themselves over the chance to be a "badass hax0r"
>>27192778
If i had that car I'd never park on the street. Must suck being a yuropoor and not having a two car garage like normal people here have.
>>27191975
Wageucking alone in a basement like I do every work day, starting to get bored of shitposting on 4chan so I'm about to pull up netflix and watch some House of Cards.
Feels pretty good overall
wagecucking
worst part is I work 40 hours a week, but I could do an entire weeks worth of work in one day if I wanted too
but no, I have to show up every day at 6:00 so it looks like im productive
government welfare wagecucking is the ultimate form of cucking. literally just selling my time for the sake of image. so fucking dumb
lol all these wageslaves, slaving away to pay for my neetbucks as I sleep the day away, thank you for paying your taxes slaves.
mfw i just woke up and going to play vidya and watch anime all day
>>27194799
Thankfully I don't live in a shit-tier country that pays its unemployed a living wage
I'm at work right now, posting on 4chan and watching a movie, most days I stream netflix or play wow all day, it's nice being paid to do what i would be doing at home anyways.
This is a pic of my desk at work right now, I'm paranoid about being doxxed so I made it blurry and small but you can see that I have 4chan on one screen and Jurassic world on the other.
>>27194969
What kind of retarded employer let's you do that?
>>27195001
I'm in a specialized field where they need me to be here at all times in case something happens, but at the same time most days I don't do anything more than an hours worth of work. Also I get paid nicely, the only problem is when I want to go on vacation I have to give two months notice, nice to be needed I guess.
I'm finishing up stuff before I go for lunch and bored browsing 4chan. I'm a cleaner.
Gonna get myself a chicken and pesto pizza in the cafeteria, or maybe a tuna wrap.
>>27194969
>Jurassic world
>Good
Memes aside, that sounds like my dream job anon, I am extremely jealous right now, I'm currently taking a break from working at my retail job from hell.
Working atm. I sell booze at a liquor store in the ghetto. Horrible job, but where I live alcohol is sold in government run stores so I'm unionized and get paid very decently.
Got some stories if anyone's interested
Found pics of this girl. Why is she with this balding manlet?
>>27195217
How many robberies do you get within an hour?
>>27195217
>government run stores
Where are you?
>>27195241
Not as many as you might think. None ik the past 5 years ive worked here. We're attached to a grocery store and they don't really want to shit where they eat. Probably one of the safer liquor stores I've worked at desu
>>27195352
East coast of Canada
>Be stocking shelves
>Short black homeless guy named Ray stumbles into the store
>Ray had to have a few toes cut off because they were gangrenous or some shit
>That coupled with the fact that he was an alcoholic and a crackhead
>Walks up to cash
>"god baffroom?"
>Before the cashier could say anything Ray proceeds to piss like a fucking Clydesdale
>Waterfalls out the bottom of both pant legs
>"Ah think I pissin"
>mfw
Was supervising that night so I didn't have to clean it up but this actually happens pretty often with multiple customers
