give me one good reason why you aren't stimulating your prostate with anal penetration in two-zero-one-six
inb4 muh gayness
WRONG
being gay is having sex with the same sex. you can't be gay without this key factor. arr you not a virgin anymore because you masturbate? exactly
Checkmate
>>27191467
That logic would also imply that being a virgin means you are not straight either
>>27191467
Sticking things up your ass still isn't a good idea, sorry there, chief
I do
Wish you hadn't reminded me, kinda wanna do it again right now.
>>27191484
yes and...?.jpeg
>>27191531
if things weren't safe being in your ass, things wouldn't come out of it
facts are facts
>>27191544
based dubs strike again
it's gay and life denying
>>27191791
>Life denying
elaborate
>>27191791
>life denying
expound
>>27191791
>>27191791
>life denying
pls explain
>>27192375
>>27191926
prostate pleasure is unproductive and inherently degenerate. it creates nothing, adds nothing to the world. just one more excess it's inherently feminine, eroding the life-affirming gender roles our ancestors have developed over millennia. all for some cheap kick. some pleasure of the flesh. I hope this world burns. I really do.
>>27192458
>it's unproductive
false.
after an carefully applied enema to prep, and even if not, it promotes the colons function of emptying any possibly caked in feces, saving you from possibky developing rectal cancer by the time you rich your mid life.
>inherently feminine
non-issue
you are made up of the dna of both your father and mother; to deny your inheret femininity is to deny your mothers existance
>gender roles developed by our ancestors
revisionist history
the first practicioners of colon cleansing are infact our ancestors; the egyptians are the inventors of the modern day enema
>cheap pleasure of the flesh
sensationalism
it's no more a pleasure of the flesh than watching a family comedy or eating your favorite meal for dinner
>>27192685
>mfw Chaika lays out a solid argument for fucking yourself
>>27192458
>>27192685
...are you guys actually having a serious discussion about putting things up the ass?
>>27192703
>mfwfuredorika on the front page!
>>27191467
all of these gay/trap threads have a similiar structure and writing style that makes me think it's just one fag shitposting hundreds of threads
>>27193766
>you're in the gay/trap threads everytime curating each post but act like you don't enjoy them by calling it shitposting
who're you trying to fool anon
Sounds like it's too much work and I'm a little scared to try it.
I tried.
Fingers? nada.
Buttplugs? nada.
Dildo that "gives fabulous butt pounding sensation"? nada.
IT DOESN'T FUCKING FEEL GOOD TO ME.
I did it everyday for 4 months.
N
A
D
A
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Fuck this shit. I still have like half a liter of anal lube left.
>>27191467
It kind of hurts and the feeling of shame and self-loathing that follows really isn't worth it.
>>27193894
>doing it every damn day
uh....maybe it hurts and is unpleasent because your wearing your asshole out a bit? take it ez
>>27191467
>arr you not a virgin anymore because you masturbate?
Only if you're a girl
>>27193909
>still feeling shame over your own body
you probably still feel shame from masturbating your dick to porn on /d/
>>27191467
Butt plugs are the only thing that feel good
I really wanted dildos to feel good so I can ride them and stuff but they just don't
Vibration doesn't really do anything
I am thinking off getting a few bigger plugs for that amazing filled feeling
Sadly I can't find big plugs with a tail attached to them
I have a pet play kink so that would be a big plus
>>27193873
just make sure you dont have to poop, get a small beginner toy and your g2g
>>27191467
Because masturbating is for heathens.
>>27194091
wot religion
Love the feeling but last time I did my dildo was literally covered with shit, all its 8" to its plastic balls.
Feels bad man. My enema wasn't enough I guess.
>>27191467
Because I'm straight hombre
>>27194137
gross senpai x( its good to probe a few times to make sure you arent close to poopan before youvstart wrecklessly jamming your bp
>>27194168
I know, but I felt nothing special, only the fool smell struck me while I was having a blast.
That's the only reason I do it so rarely, like once every 4 months.
I don't know why I never have clean bowels, I'm on a low calories diet and only eat healthy, I run and lift, I don't know what's wrong with me...
>tfw bought a quality vibrator to work my prostate and it's probably one of the most amazing purchases I've made in a while
>>27194215
i wait until every 3 bowel movements. ususlly fully emptied the large intestine by then for a full day or so then i have to wait another 3 moves again. maybe you need more fiber/water
>>27194291
same anon here again. it's also possible you are getting too much fiber
The big problem with me is I'm really small so even small toys hurt. I just wanna get fucked hard but I can't even take a small toy because I'm 5'4"
What do I do senpai?
>>27192458
Shhhhhhhhhh, they must not know it will lead to them craving cock like the true faggots they are
>Am also a fag though so no homo
>>27194390
420 blaze it when all else fails. remember these words
>>27194414
>no homo
original comment desu
>>27192458
>it creates nothing, adds nothing to the world.
>I hope this world burns. I really do.
>cares about adding to the world
>fuck the world
wat
Sometimes I finger my prostate with my fingers
feels nice, I can cum from it
>>27191708
the things that come out of my ass get left on the street, that's hardly safe for them
>"SHOVING THINGS UP YOUR ASS ISN'T GAY"
Well... I mean not necessarily yeah okay sure lots of guys have weird fetishes and it's not any gayer than playing with your balls or even th-
>thread is full of avatarfags posting anime girls
GAY
A
Y
>>27195849
>girls
>gay
insecure much
>>27196700
No he's right they aren't straight, not by a long shot.
>>27196738
oh ok :(
h
o
k
:(
>>27191467
>being gay is having sex with the same sex
>gender binary
If you have sex with someone half-female, are you half gay?
What about otherkin? Does the gender of the kin get added to the total?
Then there's those "I'm just anything XD" queer types. Can you be gay and not gay at the same time? Schroedinger's fag?
>>27197007
>kin,binary,nonsexuals
literally no. humans only come with tits balls mouths asses dicks pussies and assholes. all that make believe shit is literally underage b& make believe fairy tail specialsnowflake talk that holds no real physical form. they can go to >>>/mlp/
>>27195849
>>27191467
>>27193766
It's because they're trannies who all share the same mentall illness and all behave in the same stereotypical over-the-top "female" way. They over-compensate with the avatar-posting because while they post little Japanese girls they're actually disgusting white dudes.
I was also expecting a whole bunch of ":3" posting as well. Maybe that's gone out of style.
>>27193766
You literally just now figured this out?
>>27191467
>being gay is having sex with the same sex
So being raped by another guy makes you gay?
Being gay is having an exclusive attraction to members of the same sex. You could have sex with another guy and not have any attraction to him, and that wouldn't mean you were gay.
It's way too much effort. You have to use lubricant, you have to prepare an area so you don't make a mess, you stink afterward, you have to wash the toy, and it probably won't feel good the first times. It's a commitment. A commitment to masturbation.
Not worth it.
>>27197374
>it's a commitment
as is everything else in life
>need lube
spit works
>try not to mess everything
same as a wank
>must wash
same as a wank rag
>stink after
same as a wank session
>pleb doesn't think he stinks after tickling the pickle
>mfw
>>27197483
Yeah but a normal fap session gives a good stink!
Anal masturbation is poop stink.
my gf does anal play with me literally because we saw it in Deadpool lmao
>>27197333
nice git but you can be forcably converted to gay. also
>op says have sex not get raped
stop projecting your fantasies
>>27197501
>but poo!
yea sure if you do it with shit stuck in your ass. obviously dont
>>27195793
Do you live in India by any chance?
>>27197738
who wants to know fammy
>>27197545
>you can be forcably converted to gay
Citation needed.
No, "prison gay" is not real.
>>27199669
>prison gay aint real xD
you ever been to prison boy?
>>27191467
I have crohn's disease and I probably shouldn't fiddle with the pipes that give access to the cummies processor module. So, thanks but no thanks.
>>27191467
actually did this and i was imagining myself being a trap and fucking another hot trap.so yeah if you do this you are pretty much gay
>>27199852
what does chrons do exactly? no memes i dont joke about serious illness
Are there any natural ways to clean out your butt? I don't want to go buy enema stuff.
>>27200012
>i imagined myself getting fugged in the boypucci so that must mean you do too
nice projection anon. if you want yur botpucci to be drilled to the pink meat thats fine and dandy but why include me?...that is unless...
>>27200053
get slighty cooler than room temp water, get a siphon, insert in butt, add water, close butt, wait, release in toilet and repeat until clear
>>27200140
>siphon
So I'd still have to go buy something that's safe to put in my butt.
>>27200016
Mainly your tummy hurts and you shit blood because your immune system wrecks your guts. Sometimes you puke. When it gets bad they have to cut bits of your colon. But there are extra digestive symptoms of the illness here and there. In the mouth and joints for me but it can wreck a lot of organs. But nowadays we have meds that work most if the time. For me remicade seems to work but it gets weak sometimes and symptoms reappear before the next iv.
Sorry for ruining your thead opie but you asked for a good reason...
>>27200174
You can just use bottled water.
>>27201531
Is it bad to use tap water?
Also, I'd have to shove the bottle up my butt which wouldn't work.
You're gay and you can't imagine thatth here are ppeople who aren't gay. That's all there is too it. I have no interest in prostate stimulation
>>27201600
Any non-sterile liquid entering anything but your ears and stomache carries risk.
If you trust your tap you can use it, but it won't be as effective as actual enema solutions, or coffee.
Coffee enemas are controversial, though.
Shits are way bigger than bottle mouths. You don't have to put it IN, but it will be easier that way. Grab some vasoline and don't be ashamed when you get a boner.
>>27200053
Don't.
Enemas flush the bacterial flora (which you need) out of your colon.
>2016
>there are still people that get upset over people who do things they will never know about
>there are people who think anal stimulation will end the world
>there are people who don't realize it's just a masturbation aid
>there are people who don't want to have an orgasm and shoot ropes of cum like in all my Japanese trap webms
I hope the negative people in this thread realize they are arguing the merit of sticking things in your bungus
>>27201809
>Soap flushes the bacterial flora (which you need) out of your skin.
>>27192737
I know, right? You can't even escape to 4chan to take a break from Christfags, they're fricking everywhere!
>>27201809
Then how do I clean my butt?
>>27201974
>he really thinks soap can get rid of 99.99% of the bacteria on your skin
What a time to be alive
>>27202049
Pace your bowel movements, wipe throughly (not too much to cause tears) and with a little bottled water just clean out your ass
If you have a healthy diet your rectum won't be full of left over shit
You could always sacrifice a condom, put it on dildo and insert till leftover shit comes out, and keep wiping
Discard condom when no more shit comes out
>>27202098
>he has to wipe
Who ~perfect dump~ here?
>>27200185
>>27200789
no its fine friend i actually fell asleep after i posted that i was super tired. sucks though. i really hope things are looking up for you regardless of the disease and especially in another life time
>>27201620
>im not interested in it i swear!
>enters thread about it
suuuurrree thing budtextbook case of in the closet gay
>>27203183
But he didn't post anime.
>>27202254
Who else ~hairy asshole~ here?
No perfect wipe for us and we're proud, get to feel that nice soft paper
tfw been stimulating my prostate more and more
a-am i turning in a gay?
>>27203244
Are you shitting with your cheeks clenched together or something? I'm hairy and still have perfect dumps. You need more water, m8.
>>27203316
Combination of being a fat ass and being very hairy, my cheeks don't spread as much as a skinny persons
This is my main motivation for working out, because as it is no matter how often I shower and wipe there is always just a little bit stuck in the hair that smells
it's a hard life m8
>>27203267
>>27203267
Do you like cock? If not then don't worry
The slow process of turning gay begins with liking trap cock, then prostrate stimulation then realizing cock would probably stimulate it better
Just stay away from traps, their name is pretty clear as to what they do
>tfw you saw a 10/10 passing trap
>tfw you payed to have her used, cum stained panties
>smelled amazing
>wear them once a week
>realize what you're doing
>no longer feel that post fap shame
>realize you're too far gone
Don't become me anon, I spent like 4000$ on trap prostitutes last year
Not to mention my trap girlfriend now who's her own list of bills
>>27202254
when i take the perfect wipe, thats when i know its fine to get my toy ready. basically the green light on my prostate
>>27203453
>he doesn't spread his cheeks as he sits
>he doesnt yank dingleberries out post-poo reducing the amount of bum hair a little bit at a time
take the time to appreciate your butthole anon. you only get one
>>27203453
I always thought having a fat ass would spread them more as you sit.
There's a trick for that if you don't want to shave. Roll up a big wad of tp and dip it under the tap. Also don't strain because you'll end up pushing out poop that would normally get pulled back in.
>>27203690
I wonder if squatting instead of sitting would help
I've thought of just getting it waxed but I'm scared there's gonna be a poopy hair and the lady's gonna stop and it'll be embarrassing
>>27203581
>I spent like 4000$ on trap prostitutes
Go on...
>trap girlfriend
>girlfriend
It's a man, baby.
>>27203760
Fat ass cheeks make it so the inner cheeks are squished together while my thighs hang off the seat
I'd have to use my hands for my bungus to be exposed
>non-ASCII Text is not allowed
What?
>>27203771
just shave t.b.h famtastic4
bum hairs around the hole tend to be very soft and come up with a little bit of lathered soap and a very little effort. atleast for me....i heard some people say they grow back in itchy but that was never the case for me. whe they're gone though holy crap so much smooth when walking
>>27203581
i mean i jerk off to trap porn but i really don't want a dick in my ass irl
>>27204043
>i heard some people say they grow back in itchy
This is my problem. Every time I shave my butt it comes back quick and bristly. Is there anyway to prevent this?
>>27204028
what did he mean by this?
h
a
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>>27204103
wax probably. never tried it because i heard if botched it can yank off pieces of skin leaving permanent scarring.
>>27203183
>he says he doesn't want anal
>this is clearly irrefutable proof that he is actually gay
>truly straight people don't exist
Like i said
>>27201620
You can't imagine that not everyone is bi/gay
FUCK YOU ROBOT DOUBLE NIGGER
IM NOT USING NON-ASCII TEXT
ITS JUST THE FUCKING ALPHABET
WHAT THE FUCCCCK
>>27204148
all of these things said yet who are you trying to prove it to? validation seeking is a sign. just bee urself baka
>>27203101
Heh, I slept for an hour after replying. Thank you anon.
>>27204554
Just meeting your challenge. I need no validation. If i was gay, I'd have sex with guys, no doubt. I'm just not
>>27204749
>if i was gay i'd have sex with guys
in other words
>>27191467
Checkmate
>>27204683
>we both napped at the same time
o_O
but np
I have an assgasm prostate stimulator. Shit is cash as fuck. Feels so good to edge myself right up to the point of no return and then apply pressure to the toy, causing prostate fluid to leak out of my dick like a broken sink. Prostate orgasms are 10x better than reg orgasms. I don't even bother jerking off without my plug in my ass. I feel bad for you sexually insecure fags who deny yourself such an amazing experience
>>27205225
>assgasm
That can't be the name of a real product.
You don't even need a toy to do it if you practice.
>>27205345
It is a real product. I have no interest in learning how to stimulate my prostate without a toy.
tried it and was not pleasurable
>>27205225
>prostate stim is better than rdg masturbation
truth senpai. such truth
>masturbate
>cum...feels awzm of course
>toy my azz
>cumm constantly
>finally stop....my whole nether region area(butthold,prostate,sphincter,cock,balls) is literally beatinv like it's a heart
>each beat feels AMAYZIN so much so that next time i try to reg spank it i can tell there is not as much good feeling stimulation
>dont even need to spank it at all with the toy and still cum
it sounds hard to believe but it's literally that good.
>>27203771
>squatting
works in japan
