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>tfw woke up and head hurts
That glorious feel when people are gonna get their disability bennies cut today.
How's it feel spackers?
>>27191038
im Brown skinned and I'm British
Get over it
Playing first darts superleague match tonight. Feel like I've made it tbqh.
Just let out a poo so loud it was like a cartoon sketch, like FRRRRRTTTTTTTPTPTPTPTPPTOTS-SPLOOSH
woke the dog up and he's barking but I can't control my anus why did I eat that sausage and potato curry lads my bum hole can't take this immense pressurahhhhg
>>27191121
good luck mate, i have fuck all idea about darts but i hope you do well
Just realised last thread ran for the entire day. Britfeel really is slowing down.
What're you lads up to today anyhow?
>>27191174
About to catch the bus into Maidstone in a few mins. Just putting some more music on me phone.
>>27191174
Volunteering for a couple of hours, then I am going to play vidya and shitpost while I wait for the civil service to get back to me about yesterday's interview.
>>27191189
>Maidstone
KENT KENT KENT KENT
Might go into town today and get the division. Any britbots playing it?
>>27191152
Thanks man. It's real stiff competition but been playing for several years, the muscle memory starting to kick in.
>>27191226
Do you have people to play it with? If so, get it. If not, wait for a price drop. It's good, but not so good solo.
>>27191226
Nope because I don't fall for shitty season pass deluxe online only teenage bait crap from shitty french publishers.
Morning lads, what are we all up to today?
>>27191226
>buying games in the high street
Enjoy your 10 pound extra cost for a game. Stop fucking buying shit there. They need to die out.
>>27191226
have you seen the gameplay of it anon? there is no variation, its just go there, shoot enemies, get loot, shoot more damage at the same enemies with more hp over and over, the only mildly interesting thing is the pvp zone and you're going to need friends to do anything there, it's like the poor man's version of destiny, except it costs more, not to mention destiny isn't even that good in the first place
>>27191226
It's a good game anon, don't listen these guys
>>27191260
Boy it sure is fun shooting a guy wearing a hoody in the head 20 times to reduce his health!
This is the only game you need to get this month.
>>27191295
whoa now anon, you have to do stuff on hard mode so you have to shoot them 40 times to make them die, never mind that they do everything the exact same as normally even when they are meant to be harder, still have god awful pathfinding which ends up with multiple enemies running towards your position in a straight like letting you just mow them all down!
Its my 22nd birthday today lads.
Don't know how to spend it. None of my m8s are about and even my brother is at work.
>>27191386
Happy birthday anon. Get a takeaway, play some vidya and wank yourself silly.
>>27191386
Happy birthday
Fucking hell lads I'm so ill I'm not in work I wish somebody would just fucking heal me
>>27191411
Im ill on my day off. Shite feel desu lads
>tfw 3 quid short of being able to withdraw money from my account
>>27191556
>2016
>withdrawing money
>>27191622
I'm not fucking paying the 50p card charge in the paki shop.
Got 220 bong + (400 bong my grandad gave me yesterday for no reason) for my birthday lads. I should be responsible shouldn't i
>>27191635
Perhaps you could offer him your 13yo sister and he'll let you off?
>>27191650
smoke weed lmao xDDD blaze it
>>27191652
Haven't got a sister, or I would've done that.
>>27191668
what do you need so bad?
Just walk to a Tesco or something if you're an unemployed NEET
>>27191661
But drugs are for normies anon
>>27191696
not if you get them off the internet and do them in your room all day alone
>>27191695
I've only got a cashcard m8, I literally need to withdraw cash or I can't spend a thing.
>>27191386
Happy birthday m8. It's my 22nd tomorrow too and I'm in the same sitch, at least I'm off work for a bit I guess.
Get a greasy takeaway and an intoxicant of your choice matey
Was just watching youtube and got a fucking 'Britain Stronger in Europe' advert. REEEEEEEE
>>27191732
What kind of bullshit shithole do you bank with?
You also said you cba payng the 50p in the corner shop.
You're not lying are you pal?
>>27191745
Starting a new job tomorrow or I'd get absolutely piddled
>>27191223
where abouts lad, where abouts?
/East Kent/ here
>>27191768
That wasn't me saying that desu.
Also, Natwest, but I've got fucking shite credit, so I can't get a proper card.
Tbh, I don't care if you believe me.
>>27191761
>Britian stronger in Europe
More like Europe weak without Britain am i rite lads?!
>>27191795
/Swale/
Fuck Swale.
>>27191801
Was just tryina help but you sound like a bit of a nob desu
I litreally have no idea what the fuck you have to do to get shite credit that the bank won't treat you like a big boy, jesus.
>>27191815
Take out like 5 credit cards, multiple pay day loans, couple of phone contracts and some store accounts. Then don't pay any of them back.
That'll do it.
>>27191834
Oh right, didn't realise people who weren't single yummy mummys actually did this.
>>27191806
are there any sources for the claims on the right? im voting eu out but id like to have sources for the things on the right to strengthen my arguments
Cosy.
https://youtu.be/ysL9QyFUFWI
>>27191838
It was too fucking easy to get credit 5 years ago. Especially if you got it all at once.
>>27191851
comfier song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6A7M3l06wU
Got asked to go for an interview tomorrow for a job I know I'll get, but I'm also getting a lot of dental work done right now for free cause I'm on the dole and I'd rather not pay for it. What do I do lads?
>>27191860
Here ya go. One turkey, strawberry jam and cereal sandwich.
>>27191811
Isn't as bad as living in /Deal/
dead as fuck
>>27191897
would honestly love to try one some time, but i can't be fucked to make one
>>27191857
I have little symapthy for anybody who thinks that these things won't eventually have repercussions.
I don't know what else you'd expect.
>>27191880
Take the job.
Even with dental work, buying suits, car insurance, fuel, paying rent and everything else that comes with a job I've still saved more in three months than I'd save in 3 years of JSA
>>27191905
Fuck me, why. Fucking Deal. Like, Dover's retarded brother.
>>27191916
Certainly is, there's absolutely shite all. lived in this dismal pensioner town for about 20 odd years lol
who /adultwork/ here
My light at the end of the tunnel.
Post waifus
>>27191977
Choke on a dick
>>27191986
my dick, preferably
British NEETcucks about to get fucking owned!
"Benefits cuts could leave 200,000 disabled people out of pocket.
One group of people who are worried about today's Budget are those with disabilities.
The charity Scope has reported a surge in calls to its helpline from people who are worried about benefit cuts.
It was claimed in the last couple of days that cuts George Osborne could make to disability benefits could leave up to 200,000 disabled people up out of pocket.
A move to cut Personal Independence Payments (PIP) for more than 640,000 people would save the Treasury 1.2 billion, but it would also remove 200,000 disabled people from the system completely."
BYE BYE AUTISMBUX, PARASITES
Enjoy your homelessness!
>>27191857
Why would you do this. You're the reason the economy collapsed
>>27191968
Fuck me. I've got a half-sister there. I suppose at least it's not Ramsgate/Margate.
>>27191970
I did use a few times. I could not get a boner each time because I'm a beta.
>>27192002
I wanted money to buy Lego and Vidya, obviously.
>>27191914
Yeah just called back to confirm the interview, had that exact thought.
>>27192000
The Tories disgust me. One thing to cut benies to scroungers and such like but some spastics genuinely can't work
>>27192083
Most of you on here are just lazy cunts with MUH DEPRESSION
Fuck me is there a more evil trio than Osborne, Hunt and IDS?
I usually hate this 'omg I'm scared of such a politician they're evil cos they ont' agree wth me' but they are genuinely just fucking evil.
I didn't know whether the 'we'll launch a scheme offering money to poor people who save' thing was satire or not until I read it on the BBC.
Evil. Fucking. Cunts. IDS particularly.
IDS unironically makes it impossible to miss a job seekers appointment and makes people with cancer and terminal illnesses go for check ups but took 6 months off his tax payer funded job because his wife got the most treatable form of breast cancer!
Cancer is scary but 6 months from the guy who makes people about to die go to assessments is unreal.
CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS
>>27192123
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
LABOUR KEKOLDS BTFO
This is what you cunts get for supporting a party that has destroyed the ethnic makeup of this country
>>27192139
I don't know why you're laughing mate unless you own a 1million plus London house with a cushy 50k+ job and perhaps a second property because you won't benefit.
>>27192123
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
MUH NHS
MUH BANKERS
MUH RAPEFUGEES WELCOME
MUH EBIL TORIES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27191776
Ouch. bad timing matey. have a good one either way.
>>27192094
I'm actually a wagie with MUH DEPRESSION so fuck off.
>>27192154
>you won't benefit from lazy NEET scumbags having their benefits withdrawn, despite the fact you pay for them with your hard earned income
?
This is your punishment for being a limp cuckold faggot who supported mass migration and open borders, and thinks there is nothing wrong with muslims. You reap what you sow. Scum.
>>27192157
Excellent point mate :)
Everybody who dislikes ideologically obsessed cunts is also a refugee loving anti capitalist, of course :)
>>27191970
how to get porn work uk?
>>27192175
Where did I support any of what you said?
You're just projecting.
Are you that simple and one sided?
>>27192190
>>27192178
muh tories
muh cuts
muh withdraw of benefits
how DARE the 1% only pay 40% of all income tax? they're pure evil!!!!!
Don't worry, i'm sure jamal and mohammad will be able to support you through your financial struggles, right?
>>27192211
Do you always get so tetchy and pathetic when somebody says something you don't like?
1% of people pay so much tax because they are supported and make their money from the rest of us, without us, they wouldn't have it.
Why shouldn't you give money you'll never miss back into the country that allows you to flourish?
>>27192228
>1% of people pay so much tax because they are supported and make their money from the rest of us, without us, they wouldn't have it.
is this bait?
>>27192240
>Rich people just get their own money they don't rely on the services provided by society
It's like retards who can't grasp we need cleaners, because as insignificant as they seem, we'd be fucked without them.
I can't be arsed having this debate with a meme master who just shouts 'YOU MUST LOVE IMMIGRANTS MOHAMMED HAHA'
Good luck lad, hope you're not this weird and abrasive away from the computer
>>27192254
>It's like retards who can't grasp we need cleaners
We need cleaners. Anyone can be a cleaner. Their marginal productivity is very low. The top 1% earn that much because their productivity is that high. Sorry you're an economically illiterate Corbyn baby, but that's your loss and not mine
>>27192266
>The top 1% earn that much because their productivity is that high
>>27192254
His mummy probably complains about having to pay tax to support 'the browns scrounging on our system' so he's just parroting what she says
>spergies on pooicide watch
>>27191977
gonna go for a walk just to get away from the decorator, dust everywhere is driving me nuts and I can't stop sneezing
>>27192278
>Everyone has the same talents and worth ethic and everyone is as productive as eachother. See those guys who earn the most? They didn't earn that. We all did. Even me, sitting here with my skid marked pants, stroking my neckbeard and tucking into my fifth pack of wotsits this morning. We ALL contribute to the pot, we should ALL get more out of it
>EVERYONE HAS THE SAME TALENTS AND WORK ETHIC AND EVERYONE IS AS PRODUCTIVE AS EVERYONE ELSE. SEE THOSE GUYS WHO EARN THE MOST? THEY DIDN'T BUILD THAT. IT'S ME HERE IN MY BOXERS, STROKING MY
NEET fags absolutely, 100% literally and unironically
B T F O
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>>27192281
I'd rather listen to someone who works for a living than 20 something NEETs with a vested interest in maintaining their lifestyle subsidized by taxpayers
>tfw no hannah gf
Will the suffering ever end?
>unironically voting for any party other than UKIP or the Conservatives in marginal constituencies
do people here really do that?
>>27192319
How fucking strange that private school kids take disproportionately top jobs.
Couldn't be their background and their contacts could it?
Or did they earn that?
>>27192335
I work full time matey. I just don't feel that strangling the poor is the best way to make up the deficit.
Maybe, just maybe they could tackle corporate tax evasion
>>27192363
>NEETS voting for parties that cut benefits
whyunless you're a wagie in which case fuck off
>>27192335
Same as the other guy, also work full time
>>27192366
>inb4 muh privalage
>>27192366
hmmm
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/03/120329142035.htm
>>27192372
>Maybe, just maybe they could tackle corporate tax evasion
Except tax evasion is literally just moving money around. It's not waste or inefficiency. Cutting benefits IS efficiency saving
>>27192409
Great link
http://cep.lse.ac.uk/centrepiece/v10i1/blanden.pdf
Here's one specific to the UK, I posted one too!
Even the most inbred of tories don't debate that your background has the biggest effect on what you end up like in life.
Why deny it instead of just saying it's something you're fine with?
>People think cutting benefits is saving money because we took 10 quid off some jobless people
>People don't realise the welfare budget is majority focused on old people who get free tv, bus passes etc regardless of their networth or pension income
mongs everywhere
>>27192409
>Source: American Friends of Tel Aviv University
Close tab
>>27192439
ah yes, I'm sure you, a lowly man on a mongolian eyebrow threading imageboard knows more about balancing the budget than the chancellor of the exchequer
A cheeky pint in spoons after signing on is one of my few pleasures left in life
>>27192457
>chancellor of the exchequer
He was a journalist. He can't into maths
>>27192457
I'm not saying I do, but he knows deliberately what he's doing.
I have no idea why people like you try to distort tihngs rather than say 'that's how it is, but for whatever reason, I'm fine with it.'
See how long it takes you to spot where jobseekers allowance is
>>27192482
>>27192428
meme mongs absolutely BTFO
Sorry lads, can we move the politics to /pol/?
I'm here to talk about feels, Lauren Mayberry and video games, not benefits and all that shite.
>>27192482
>the Guardian
ah yes... very impressive
>>27192584
Are you retarded mate? That's literally just an image of the figures from HM gov.
Fuck off mong. Go meme elsewhere
>>27192463
I used to do that all the time when I was on the dole, sometimes before I went in to sign
>>27192356
wew ladI wanna print that photo out and cum on it
>>27192592
enjoy your bennies mate, won't have them much longer
>>27192668
I work full time lad, I've just got bad flu so I'm off today.
Unironically work in politics too, hence why it's so easy to just deconstruct all wankers here sprouting memes
>>27192680
>Unironically work in politics too
Being a civil slave and stapling sheets of paper together isn't "working in politics", it's being a cleaner with a bit more responsibility.
>>27192680
haha I'm only taking the piss, lord knows I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for some bennies (albeit not disability)
where abouts in politics do you work? I'm about to graduate and want to enter the sector, applying for CS fast track in september but I doubt I'll get it
>>27192734
Not civil service.
>>27192744
I work directly in the Commons as a researcher.
b4 anybody asks no I won't say which MP.
I plan to do CS but their average age hire is about 27 so they want people with mostly real experience so I'm gonna carry on working here for a bit.
Getting cucked with rent but working in Parliament is cool
>>27192859
I went to a CSFS seminar at my uni and experience literally doesn't matter at all
the only entry requirement is a relevant degree
that's for the fast stream though, I imagine you mean entry the regular way to the CS
>>27192859
Say I'm 27, worked in offices/admin since 21, but I don't have a degree.
What are my chances of getting an admin job with the civil service? I'm specifically looking at the courts system, because that's where the jobs are in my area.
>>27192859
actually I think I've spoken to you about it before, I'd love to work as a researcher, looked on that work for MPs website but they all want workers now and I don't graduate until July
>>27192916
No, that's for the fast stream.
They say iit doesn't matter and they do hire straight out of uni but their competencies can rarely be demonstrated without real world experience.
I fell for the seminar at my uni meme too.
Can't find the recent documents but for example in 2010 average person accepted was just under 26
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/60889/fast-stream-2010.pdf
>The average age of applicants was 25.01 years, and the average age of successful candidates was 24.87 years. The oldest successful applicant was 36
>>27192931
Whatever uni you're at you can prepare yourself by literally ringing all nearby MP offices and asking to come in and intern and say you care.
It's almost impossible to get hired without an internship first or preivous experience working in public affairs
>>27192918
I have no idea, sorry, I've never successfully applied for the civil service and I've only ever looked at the Fast Stream
>>27192916
For the record too, I know two people in the CSFS straight out of uni and they hate it because they say everybody treats them like children instead of colleagues.
Not triyng to put you off, but I was the same, hence why I'm delaying my entry until I've monged out in Parliament for a bit.
>tfw boss is pissed off that you got flu on budget day
ah well
>>27192938
>>27192951
>>27192970
in regards to your last post that's quite weird, because the bloke running it was in the fast stream and he said you get a huge amount of responsibility/respect - but again he might just be shilling
I'm currently applying for a job in the CISI but if I don't get that I'm going to ring around some local MP offices and see if I can't get some work there - should I offer to work FOR FREE or just leave it and see what they say?
What are you lads doing for st pattys day?
>>27192993
nothing because I'm not a paddy
>>27192993
Eating potatoes
How come britfeels been so dead for the last couple of weeks?
>>27192988
They obviously aren't going to say 'come join us we'll treat you like shit'
It's an amazing career but most people who join have worked in the real world for a bit, have post grad qualifications or are extremely motviated/completed lots of top internships.
It's what I want to do too, but there's a reason why last year or the year before the average age of appointment was 27.
In terms of MP offices, you have to work for free I'm afraid, because they can't afford to pay you because of 'MUH PUBLIC MONEY'.
Just ring up and say you're studying atm, you're really interested in getting work in politics and have been following what the MP has been doing and like (insert thing he/she has done) and (again), do they have any internsihps or if not the opportunity to come in and get some experience for your CV.
If they say not at the minute, ask if they will at some point over the coming months and if you can ring back.
Some are cunts and not arsed but some have caseworkers/assistants who are really nice, know what it's like (because they'd have been doing the same a few years earlier) and will make room for you.
It's shit whilst you do it but it's worth it when you get a job as a researcher/ in public affairs for a huge company/ etc etc because it's well respected and has unlimited potential
>>27193020
/britfeel/ has always been slow
it was only fast during the waifu/tilde/shoutretard debacle
>>27193028
I know it sped up a bit during that, but I swear threads didnt die before reaching the bump limit so often? Maybe i just acclimatised to the fast paced tilde abuse more than i thought
>>27193025
yeah most of the jobs on that work for mps site was about case workers
it's easy for me to get into London from where I live, it's like a 45 minute journey into liverpool street, unfortunately only a select few cover travel expenses (but that's all I realistically want really)
How do i get a job, lads?
>>27191226
It gets boring after 2 hours. Not worth it.
There's a good reason for the review embargo.
>>27193025
Also use this to find constituencies near you and if you can't get any near uni because they're too far away look near your house for when you're not at uni.
https://www.ordnancesurvey.co.uk/election-maps/
I had to work in one FOR FREE for three weeks out of uni before I got a job in public affairs for two years before giving up the money and benefits of a private company and went to work for an MP instead
Went for an appointment at the GPs this morning at 8.40 and all they prescribed me was something i can buy in sainsburys anyway and was cheaper to buy off the shelf, fucks sake
>>27193056
how long is a piece of string mate
what sort of job you want
>>27193047
If you live near London then definitely go for Parliament, I had to do casework at first because I'm working class and miles away from London.
Don't give in either lad, it's firecely competitive but it is satisfyng as fuck to say where you work.
>>27193061
yeah I won't be applying at uni because I graduate in July, have work until then to do and won't have a house
so I'll apply for my local constituencies or ones nearby
>>27193056
Just walk into the place, ask to see the manager and give him a firm handshake. Explain you want a job and you're guaranteed to get one.
>>27193074
ah mate there's nothing I want more at the moment than to work in parliament
Apparently I have to sign for Universal Credit instead of jobseekers
wtf is this
>>27193085
Just stay patient lad.
I was the same and it was frustarting as fuck because it's so hard to get in, I had to leave uni, get a separate job in public affairs and THEN come to it, it took me three years, don't rush. There isn't one
>>27192993
Calling plastic paddys cunts
>>27193087
it's 3 quid an hour while you do manual labour
>>27193087
Sorry, mate, we need your tax pennies for rail subsidies and nukesthat we will never use.
>>27192190
You supported it passively by supporting a traitorous government just so you would get slight more bennies.
>tfw have to look after the wifes son again while she spends time with her boyfriend
What are you lads up to today?
>>27193216
drinking alone
>>27193046
doesn't help that those faggots pushed away a fair number of people
>>27193087
probably would be better for you to go get one of those jobs now lad or you'll be stacking shelves in tescos for 3 queens an hour
>>27193087
UC is a far, far superior system to jobseekers m8. The only issue with it is that people need to get used to getting their benefit in one monthly payment instead of weekly/fortnightly payments.
Friendly reminder
>have a university degree
>not being a normie
You can only pick one.
>>27193366
>dropout
er...yay?
>>27193366
> have a degreefrom the ou
>work at maccas
Am i a normie?
>>27193455
You're a prototype normie, one that will not reach full production and get scrapped
>>27192366
I went to public school, worked very hard there because it had an atmosphere that encouraged learning, and then continued that to university. Then I used my degree, combined with the fact I have a decent work ethic and actually want to do something with my life, and got a well paying job.
What do you imagine happens?
>>27193366
>didn't bother with going to uni
>don't have that debt hanging over me
>people I knew who went are now having to pay it off
I'm pretty content with this feeling
>>27193584
Did you get diddled by the school master?
Circumcision ruined my life lads. I will forever be a subhuman
>>27193612
No, but my French and Latin master was Simon Warr, he got arrested but let off for alleged diddling a few years ago. It was quite big in the news back then.
>>27193584
Then why are you here, fuck off normie.
>>27193655
Like 90% of people who come here, it satisfies my Schadenfreude.
>>27193648
I was always an ugly child so I never had to worry about it. P.E. teachers had a go on a couple of 15 year old girls while i was at school though.
>>27193677
This.
>be autist sperglord
>act like clown
>hur dur why do all the normies come here
>tfw i read a book about body language and now i have visible evidence of just how uncomfortable i make the people around me
>>27193855
body language is 99% projection so just ignore it
>>27193611
>debt
This meme...
Was calculating my housing bennies earlier, and came across a button that said "How much better off you'd be in work"
If I worked 30 hours a week at minimum wage, I would be 43 quid a week better off
Wageslavery. Not even once
Trying to write an email to get a viewing for a flat and I have no idea what I'm doing. How's this?
>Hello, my name is Anon and I would like to view your property on Friday. You can contact me by me email address: [email protected] or through my mobile: 123456789
>>27192266
>The top 1% earn that much because their productivity is that high
>how do i into economics
>>27194013
Nothing wrong with that email
>tfw need to get up soon to get ready for another evening of wageslavery
I want off this ride desu
>>27194013
Short and to the point
What more needs to be said?
4 more hours of wage slavery lads
>>27194013
How the fuck did you get the email address [email protected]?
>>27194004
172 pound a month, can lease a nice new car for that
>>27194086
I'm a very important person
>>27194102
That's how they get you mate. Don't fall for that.
>>27194086
Good mobile number too, easy to remember
anime figure just arrived
send it back
>>27194133
Hot glue
do it faggot
Feel like watching Hikaru No Go again. One of only 3 anime I like
>>27194133
Nice famalam, I have the maid version
>>27194133
looks nice senpai, hope you're setting up a shrine for that
>>27193941
>hur dur ignore something because some random fag from 4chan told you
>>27194004
43 lizzies a week is nothing to turn your nose up to
>>27194451
>hurr durr I'm a fucking idiot
Thanks for telling us
>>27194133
Disgusting.
occ
I now have enough Lizzies spare to afford to build a gaming PC.
I shouldn't. but i could...
>this game is literally history memes.
New taxes on sugary drinks lads.
That's more of your benny money being spent on the sugary jew from now on, better start stocking up.
>>27194716
Are you a NEET?
If yes, then you should
If you are a wagie there is no point as you probably won't have time to enjoy it.
>>27191102
people like you make me sick
>>27191977
Wagecucking in two hours lads.
>>27194833
Im a wagie with no social life
Why do black people hate waiting in lines at the shop?
>In Tesco
>big line
>black guy behind me
>get to the front
>had to get a pack of cigs for my dad
>when I ask for the cigs the black guy behind me starts swearing and saying stuff like 'fucking hell for fucks sake what the fuck hurry up this is taking forever!?'
>then after I walked off he was being really rude to the shop person
Another time
>In Co-Op
>night time
>store pretty empty
>go up to counter and ask for an e-cig
>woman behind counter taking ages to find it because she doesn't know what it is
>this black guy appears behind me
>woman is trying to find it for about a minute
>suddenly black guy starts shouting
>FUCK SAKE JUST SERVE ME YE INNIT?!? JUST LET ME BUY DIS INNIT?!
>Chinese woman is all scared
>I say to him 'No problem bud you crack on I'm not in a rush'
>he turns to me while the woman is scanning his stuff shouting at me saying
>YO YOU FUCKIN PUSHED IN BRUV WHY YOU PUSH IN IN FRONT OF ME BRUV WHAT DA FUCK BRUV
>Literally just stood there speechless looking at him
>After he's paid for his stuff he is in full on chimp out mode
>storms out of the store screaming
>FUCKIN MANDEMS WANNA STEP TO ME YO DEY GET BANGED INNIT FUCKIN STEP UP GET TA KNOW DIS REAL....*Screams fade into the night as he walks out of the shop and down the street*
>Me and Chinese lady just look at each other in disbelief for a moment
I've only had this happen with black guys and it is literally chimping out over nothing. Is it something in their culture like being lined up reminds them of slavery or some shit like that?
Evens I go buy weed
Odds I don't
Need an adults help.
Switched electric providers and the last bill for edf for 50 quid came like 6 months ago.
I haven't paid it and was waiting for the red warning letter. But it never came.
Am I 50 quid better off or will my credit get fucked?
>be me
>28 year old wagie
>have money
>want to build a gaming PC
>have no idea what I am doing so ask a friend who puts a list together at my price range for an amazing PC
>tells me that if get all the stuff on the list he will build me it
>offer him my old laptop as payment even though he didn't want paying and he agrees since he can cannibalize it for parts and shit
>start my browsing to buy stuff last night when I got in from work
>had to stop to sort the washing out because the washing machine was beeping at me
>5 minutes later had to stop to go to the 24 hour asda because I remembered I needed milk for the morning
>get back and start browsing again
>have to answer a call and spend 20 minutes on the phone
>back to shopping for parts
>work calls me and asks me to sort some shit out before I come in tomorrow (today)
>i have now been shopping for these parts for fucking hours and have gotten nowhere
>realise that being a wagie means even if i build this amazing PC the most I will ever be able to play it is an hour or two at night, and only that if i ignore all the other shit I have to do
>is there really a point?
Whats the point in this money if i cant use it to do things that I enjoy?
I wish i could quit my job and work a tiny part time job abd spend the rest of my time playing vidya and masturbating
any robots want to get a place together? we can get a two bedroom place and turn the living and dining rooms into more bedrooms, so 4 robots in one house 1/4 rent each with part time jobs and there are places like that near me for around 400-425
So 100 a month for rent and split everything else and each live in our own domains away from anyone and live life as we should. Alone and happy.
>>27194963
Blacks in this country always have to keep an appearance of being hard. Waiting in a queue without rushing isn't hard.
>>27194963
Nigs are awful people, what else is new?
>>27194963
Niggers have pubes for hair
>>27195023
As I said to the bloke up here >>27194833
There is no point getting a gaming PC if you are a wagie.
>Whats the point in this money if i cant use it to do things that I enjoy?
The point of being a wagie isn't doing things you enjoy. It is about dedicating your life to work and your career, so that you can afford to pay your rent/mortgage so that you can be a relative 'success' in the eyes of society.
And with that, I am off to wageslavery for the evening. Laters taters.
>>27194963
>>27195027
>>27195046
>>27195076
please stop being mean
>>27194963
Stupid question.
Niggers aren't human, so stop trying to compare their behaviour to a humans.
As a human you'll never understand it.
Decades of Political correctness has stopped our questioning of the behaviour of the Negro. It is drummed into children's heads from a young age, that "we are all the same" Well we are not, you learn that after spending any amount of time around the Negro.
>>27195117
Sorry black weebposter, you're a rare exception
>>27195117
I wasn't being mean, the black guys were being mean while I was just trying to shop.
>>27195117
NIGGER WEEBS OUT
HAHAHA NIGGERS!
AMIRITE LADS?!
>>27195161
>>27195170
>>27195177
pls guys do not judge us all
Have you preordered yours yet lads? 350 quid is a small price to pay to witness the waifu age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo
>>27195205
I'm not hating, Jamal-kun
>yfw tilde killed himself
>>27195222
tfw not even called anything like that at all
anon pls
>>27195229
>he never posted his boipucci
Fucking hell lads
>>27195237
Tyrone-kun then?
Top Tip: 1kg of sugar currently 59p, so can avoid sugar tax by stocking up now, then adding 33g of sugar to a can of diet coke for just 2p
>>27195229
>mfw this happens
>>27195319
anon no, pls stop being mean
>>27195342
i second that mfw
>>27195338
Thank you diabetes man
>>27195338
That's genius m8, you should send that in to one of those money saving TV shows.
>>27195348
NEEBS? Nigbos?
>>27195229
Is this true? He was a bit annoying but seemed like an all right lad.
>add tildegrave to op picture
>>27195348
>>27195237
>>27195205
>>27195117
>a black guy posts on /britfeel/
You guys are like fairies to me, i've only seen like 5 or 10 black people where i live and one of them used to work in the bogs at the night clubs spraying watered down aftershave on people for 50p
>>27195338
why stock up? sugar itself isnt being taxed m8
>>27195229
I'll let you in a secret, he was never real.
The guy that played him also did BritNormie, Kiddo and a couple of others and is now posting as cumfaggot.
Don't ask me why he does it, but I know him irl.
>>27195229
>tildeAnyone got his blog url?
>>27195499
boipucci dot blog
>>27195491
>BritNormie, Kiddo
Didn't those two argue all the time? I remember when BritNormie samefagged as a nignog and pretended to arrange a fight
>>27195229
He hasn't got the fucking balls
>>27195471
fuck you're dense.
>tax is on sugary drinks
>diet coke is no sugar
>buy cheap sugar and add it to diet coke to make real coke
>save money not being taxed for the regular coke by making your own
>>27195229
Appears to be blogging whilst dead
https://tildedesu.wordpress.com
>>27195463
I swear to god there is only like 3 black people in my town.
One occasionally gets the same bus as me, one works in primark and the other I have only seen once.
pakis and polish everywhere, but no negros, weird.
>>27195564
it's the same guy doing poleaboo
boring
>>27195588
No Pakis and the only poles that live here clean cars.
what is the difference between a school and an academy?
Well fuck my arse and call me a faggot I just remembered I have a pound bar of Galaxy Caramel.
>>27195717
all of our poles work in factories. Although now that you mention it, there are a lot of hand car washes with poles and Lithuanians
There is a whole area that is primarily paki town in my town, all the businesses, shops, all the houses. It is actually right next to the polish/estonian/lithuanian area, so they sometimes fight and it is pretty entertaining.
>>27195717
Where do you live? where is this magical land?
>>27195794
Cumbria, the last bastion of the English countryside
>>27195780
Mostly still owned by little old ladies here.
>23
>kissless virgin
>despite this nobody knows because I'm pretty smooth with the ladies, particularly past few years
>just started full time work in hospital over past 5 months
>build a good working relationship with older 26yo QT who is way out of my league
> more experienced, more socially intuitive but cripplingly insecure which leaves me thinking I have a chance
> she finds me weird and mysterious because of how closed I am at work about my private life
> basically because I havnt got one
> can tell she is sort of intrigued by me
> so today she doesn't have her car and needs a lift home
> I offer to take her because its only 5 minutes out of my way
> work finishes
> we get in car
> start chatting and its all new dynamics outside of the work environment
> both of us are a bit awkward in forging a conversation
> awkward silences ensue
> Then I fart and it fucking stinks
> it was silent but the smell was unavoidable
> drop her off
> drive home ready to make some toast in the bath
>told gf to have fun at a birthday party last night
>she told me today she sucked a guy off
>replied with "I didn't mean that much fun"
well I don't have a gf now lads
>>27195925
did you format this in a retarded way on purpose?
>>27195925
Why did you fart?
Keanu Reeves' new film takes 88 quid at the UK box office in opening weekend
>>27195925
Why didn't you apologise?
In other news the awkward silence probably means you were both looking for things to say that wouldn't make you out to be a complete sperg
>>27195925
Did you know that smell is the most powerful sense that triggers memories?
Every time she smells shit, she'll think of you now, Thunderpants.
>>27195929
>>told gf to have fun at a birthday party last night
>>she told me today she sucked a guy off
>>replied with "I didn't mean that much fun"
I keked.
Lads, my mum asked me to mop the floor whilst she was out.
I can't find the mop. Do you think it's alright if I just pour water on the floor then dry it up with a towel?
>>27195538
You're the fucking dense one m8. There's not need to stock up on SUGAR because SUGAR itself isnt being taxed. just sugary drinks. So why bother stocking up on SUGAR
