Official robot requirements thread
You are RUINING /r9k/, need to LEAVE and CANNOT under ANY circumstances be a robot if you:
>are a girl
>are attractive
>have ever had a gf
>have ever had a girl interested in you
>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
>have friends
>don't hate women
>are left wing
>shower more than once a week
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
>make or post in /soc/ threads
>start threads with the subject between slashes
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
>disagree with my opinions
These are final and official, if you do not agree get the fuck out
>>27190566
If you want an echochamber, why don't you go to r*ddit?
t. autismo KHV neckbeard
>>27190566
> don't have a neckbeard or long hair
Why would you go out of the way to further enforce robotism on yourself? These two things are so easy to get rid of. You can be a robot and not WANT to be a piece of shit you know
>>27190596
>why would you want to be on a robot board and become more of a robot
GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
normies leave now ree
>>27190566
I thought the only requirement was being a pathetic loser
>in which case I fit in great
>>27190613
> posting pepe
> posting Ree
Fresh off the boat from reddit tbqh
Robot is a degenerative state, it's not something one wants to be
>>27190566
>have ever had a girl interested in you
Doesn't matter if I'm always too much of a pussy to do anything.
>shower more than once a week
kek
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
All robots should smoke. It completes the robot lifestyle.
>disagree with my opinions
This is 4chan.
I agree OP, except the following since it might target true robots.
>shower more than once a week
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
>disagree with my opinions
Everything else i agree, especially about being a female, having girls interested in you, have had a girlfriend (sex) etc..
And especially about the drug usage, only normies do it.
>>27190566
>drink or do drugs
>not escaping the pain by drinking or doing drugs
It's like you don't even suffer or anything. Fucking pleb
You don't need to be a robot to use r9k the same way you don't need a condom to fuck a girl
>>27190566
I left the ones that apply to me
>are attractive
>have ever had a gf
>have ever had a girl interested in you
>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
>have friends
>are left wing
>shower more than once a week
>start threads with the subject between slashes
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
But I do belong here and have been a robot for 6 years now. It's just something you are on the inside. It's not my fault I have an attractive face and girls find me attractive (but I'm chubby now, if I lose wieght (when I'm around 140-150lbs girls cream over me) I become attractive I'm about 40lbs overwight right now)
make me leave faggot
I shower on a regular basis and me mum is a saint.
Otherwise on point.
>>27190904
>are left-wing
This is the one that makes you more worthy of the death sentence.
I'm a chad thundercock.
I'll post where I want you fucking fat shit cuck and you'll like it.
>>27190566
>join r9k discord
>they are all fucking normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27190566
>These are final and official, if you do not agree get the fuck out
Make me you little shit. What are you going to do about It?
>>27190925
All robots should be left wing if they truly are robots. It suits more of our Ideals. I'm assuming most of us are under 30 and have shitty jobs or NEET, meaning you are an idiot if you don't vote democratic.
>mfw weakling robots think they can make me leave.
This is my hill now, faggots. You can't even speak to a woman, how can you make anyone leave?
>>27190949
>democratic
to the gas chamber you go, chad
>are a girl
N
>are attractive
6'2, Ottermode, handsome face, thick hair - ree, fuck yourself fag
>have ever had a gf
No
>have ever had a girl interested in you
Many
>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
Farthest I've went is getting my dick sucked but it was flaccid as I was drunk.
>have friends
Not really, not close
>don't hate women
I barely even think about them enough to hate them.
>are left wing
No, very right leaning
>shower more than once a week
Sometimes
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
God tier stubble and a great head of reasonably lenghted black thick hair
>make or post in /soc/ threads
No, they are faggots,
>start threads with the subject between slashes
I never start threads
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
I drink a few times a month
>disagree with my opinions
It's not PC to disagree with retards
>>27190949
>wanting to get cucked by the world
yeh nah m8
>>27190566
>>27190613
people like you are ruining r9k to be qompletely honest
>>27190566
>>shower more than once a week
>>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
These are the only ones that don't apply, and I got hooked on black tar not some shitty norman drug like dude le weed.
>>27190566
>are a girl
guy
>are attractive
face is maybe average or slightly above, body is way below average
>have ever had a gf
never had one
>have ever had a girl interested in you
never (only as friends and that was ages ago)
>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
never ever
>have friends
no, plus never got to bring any
>don't hate women
have a neutral opinion (ok maybe slightly dislike because been here too long)
>are left wing
yes
>shower more than once a week
3-4 times
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
unshaveable neckbeard
>make or post in /soc/ threads
never, /soc/ could be removed if it wasn't such a good container
>start threads with the subject between slashes
noI use [brackets], they are superior
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
very rarely alcohol and never get even slightly drunk
>disagree with my opinions
a little
>>27190949
this
I'm not sure if I'd be left wing or not
Having political opinions is for normies
>>27190566
So basically a basement dwelling lardass such as op. Got it
>>27190566
I am all of those things and I'm still a robot.
Fuck you faggot.>>27190566
>>27190949
Or how about the idea that there aren't just two parties of thought you fucking dope.
I can be a robot no matter how I vote. I can be a robot even if I don't vote at all. Fuck you cunty virgin faggot.
>shower more than once a week
>have ever had a girl interested in you
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
>smoke drink or do drugs
>are a girl
degenerate, why haven't you offed yourself already?
>implying r9k was always full of neckbeards and "robots"
Overly self proclaimed robots don't even know what robotism is.
Wanting to justify why you are fat and unattractive isn't robotism, cucks.
It has to do with mental health.
I'm taking over this bitch.
Go back to /b/ where you belong neckbeard cucks.
>>27190566
You can't make me, fatty. I'll stay here as long as this board exists.
>>27190995
>>27191296
THIS ISN'T A SURVEY THREAD
THOSE ARE CANCEROUS AS FUCK
REEEEE GET OUTTTTTTTTT
People trying to quantify other people.
>>27191396
>>27190566
You are a fucking cunt. And probably have no worth whatsoever. You don't understand robotism even though you use it to identify yourself like a weak human being.
Fuck you. Off yourself already and stop offloading your problems onto everyone else.
>>27191418
NAME/TRIPFAGS ARE NORMIES TOOO
AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27190566
>are left wing
Explain
> paid for sex
> have two friends
> shower more than once a week
> drink occasionally
> almost certainly disagree with some of OP's opinions
This isn't Wizchan though so go fuck yourself.
>>27191426
You sound like a child. If anyone should get the fuck off r9k it's people like you, honestly.
This is about mental health and/or how you interact with your environment, not how you are a fat neckbeard cunt who wants to control everyone else.
Everyone is welcome. Again, fuck you cuck. I'd make you my bitch.
>>27191446
>everyone is welcome
>calls me a cuck
>>27191456
*Unless you are a unwelcoming cunty cuck. In that case, go fuck yourself.
>>27191463
>totally misses what i was implying
Get out cuck, go let the gud boiz refoogies go fuck your wife
>>27191456
>>27191463
This board has no place for selectivity. Stop trying to quantify other people just because you can't accept and deal with your own issues and insecurities. Cuck.
>>27191469
Samecuck
>>27191475
>samecuck
no shit, why would the same person reply to you when you're replying to them
>>27191469
Yeah, I guess we should, in theory, welcome others who aren't welcoming. I'm going to make it my mission to flush out you neckbeards though. Maybe that goes against what I'm saying to some degree. But I think that it's worth it to maintain what this board should be. You think the same. The only difference is that you're wrong. And fat.
>>27191485
Small. Dick. Fattie.
Get off our board.
>>27191501
get out of here normie cuck
>>27191525
Not a normie. And no. I think I'll stay here as long as I want.
I think I'll also not so subtly influence this board from now on to tailor it to my needs because of your comment.
>>27190566
>implying you don't have a case of Chadface
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27190566
why cant i take drugs and still be a robot?
>>27191651
You can. Don't listen to OP or people who tell you how to think. They are cunts.
>>27190566
This has become a normie board
The fact you are on it means you are a normie.
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27190566
Hi! I
> am a girl
> am attractive
> have had males show interest in me
> have had boyfriends
> have held hands with a boyfriend and more (including sex)
And I disagree with your opinions *_*
Brb posting moar in this board
>>27190566
Let them stay here and never hold yourself back because they're here. Eventually they'll get disgusted and leave
>>27190856
all robots should drink too
Anyone who feels like a robot can identify as a robot. Tbh everyone in here has a reason to be on r9k
>>27192473
This. This Anon gets it.
>>27191741
>that'll show him
>Tfw I thought I was a robot at all and felt good coming here to see how bad it could be
>Tfw only 3 of these things aren't true
(not white) so no facial hair at all, can't neckbeard
Kissed a really cubby girl once,she was getting back at her boyfriend
Have to shower a bit more due to a job
Everything else on the OP is true...
It hurts :(
>>27190566
>be me on the party
>watchinig others having fun liek a miserable person
>a semi drunk girl notices me
>she wants to rape me literally
>she grabs my hand and she takes me to a private room
>she sits next to me and she is waiting for me to do something
>I don't know what to do and I was very nervous
>she puts my hand on her boobs
>I still don't know what to do and I am more nervous
>after 1 minute she left
That was 2 years ago, now I am 25 kissless virgin. Should I leave?
>>27190566
>left wing
aww fuck, lost
>>27190590
Now you're going to get mod intervention
>Nice work human
>>27190566
>Look mum I'm speshul: the post
Fuck off.
>are a girl
No
>are attractive
Subjective but i've been called good looking
>have ever had a gf
Had 2
>have ever had a girl interested in you
Surprisingly had a few
>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
Had sex a couple times
>have friends
Who doesn't?
>don't hate women
Not all but some
>are left wing
Right wing
>shower more than once a week
Every 2 days
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
I'm not a dirty hippie
>make or post in /soc/ threads
Never been
>start threads with the subject between slashes
No
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
Drink and drugs
>disagree with my opinions
Bound to happen
I'm still going to hang around though.
>>27190566
I would also include
>making threads with more than 100 replies
The guys creating these successful threads are turbo alpha chads and soon we'll see that op is a compulsive liar and a fraud who just want to bait us.
>>27193976
It also needs to have at least 70 different posters so its clear he's a popular alpha chad and not just circlejerking
Nothing wrong with solitude and a robotic lifestyle.
But if you don't shower, eat garbage, let your greasy hair grow, your skin decay...you're just a fucking idiot. You're purposely making your stay in this hell more annoying.
t. Attractive robot (before you try to call me out, I haven't talked to a person, 1-minute-at-most small talk aside, in years).
>>27194055
Don't try and argue it anon, these people will stop at nothing to be look/be the most pathetic posters on here
>>27190566
>are a girl
no
>are attractive
yes, in some ways
>have ever had a gf
kind of
>have ever had a girl interested in you
i guess
>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
yup
>have friends
hardly
>don't hate women
try not to
>are left wing
no
>shower more than once a week
i didn't used to
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
got rid of both of those recently
>make or post in /soc/ threads
never even browsed /soc/
>start threads with the subject between slashes
i tend to use the slashes "meme" in my own mind
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
i have done this, and i am considering not doing this in the future
>disagree with my opinions
you are a faggot
basically you are telling me that i am a failed normie?
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27190566
>You are RUINING /r9k/, need to LEAVE and CANNOT under ANY circumstances be a robot if you
>shitpost as hard as OP
>>27190566
>OP is the opposite of all these things
lmao that's kinda sad actually bro
>>27190566
you are TUMBLR
>mfw all these butthurt normies
>mfw they don't understand this is official
>>27190566
>RUINING /r9k/
Is such a thing even possible?
It was ruined since virgins made it their "home" and convinced themselves it's a "virgin board", not "all content here is OC board"
>are a girl
N
>are attractive
Y 8-9/10
>have ever had a gf
Y
>have ever had a girl interested in you
Y
>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
Y
>have friends
Y
>don't hate women
Y
>are left wing
Y
>shower more than once a week
Y
>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
Y
>make or post in /soc/ threads
N
>start threads with the subject between slashes
N
>smoke, drink, or do drugs
YYYYYY
>disagree with my opinions
Y
OP i've fucked lots of nice girls. Have fun marrying one one day.
>>27190566
10/10 shitpost, friendo :^)
>>27190949
robots don't let other robots vote for democrats
>>27190566
>>are a girl
No
>>are attractive
I never attracted anyone so no
>>have ever had a gf
No
>>have ever had a girl interested in you
No
>>have ever held hands with a girl or better (this includes kissing, sex, etc)
Held hands as part of school ceremony
>>have friends
Not really
>>don't hate women
I hate specific people, not groups
>>are left wing
Fuck politics
>>shower more than once a week
Of course
>>don't have a neckbeard or long hair
Of course I don't have either
>>make or post in /soc/ threads
No
>>start threads with the subject between slashes
I don't even know what it means
>>smoke, drink, or do drugs
Drink rarely, no to other two
>>disagree with my opinions
You're a twat, OP, so I do
>>27194878
Get the fuck out you normcore fag got. It's like the only place we have. Go sit up a female safe space if you want to hang somewhere your not wanted. You spitting on some of the most unrecognized oppressed people on earth. Fuck off
>>27195626
Make me go away faggot
If I was really wrong, I'd be banned by now
>>27194878
This anons right, its also funny how salty virgins get defensive when you remind them that this isn't their /jp/ NEET board or wizchan
Good example >>27195626
haha reeeeeeeeeeeee am I right?
