>just woke up
>paniced for a second, because it's 9 AM
>fuck fuck fuck
>wait a second... I'm a NEET.
>Go back to sleep in comfy warm bed
This day is going to be goooooood.
Now off you go, wageslave. You've got a big and long day ahead of you at SlaveCorp Inc.
>>27190462
>this day is gonna be so good
>woke up panicking
>>27190473
>woke up panicking
and realized that I literally have no responsabilities in life, outside of stuffing my face with food.
>>27190462
It's totally unsustainable, unless you're independantly wealthy. Enjoy it while it lasts.
One of these days when my credit card bills get too high and the money runs out, I'm probably going to have to kill myself.
>>27190462
>Having panic attacks that wake you up
>Panic attacks about something that you never have to ever worry about
>Good day
What meds are you on/do you have a family history of mental illness?
>>27190480
how old are you? what do u do for money?
>>27190509
Nothing. I get NeetBux.
I also own about 239k in stocks, just in case the government one day says no.
>>27190462
Thisis going to be another good day.
>>27190462
Lol but I sit on my ass for 8 hours lurking the web & watching anime. Although I do envy your bed, you're a Cuck for not finding a job that pays you to sit there and watch surveillance
>>27190462
Thisday.
is going to be goodIT IS
GOING TO BE GOOD!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>27190487
U just charge everything to your card?
>wake up at 8am
>qt 80lb asian gf is sucking my 7 inch penis
>finish in her mouth
>do some pullups, eat breakfast and put on my clothes
>make my way to my job as a chemical engineer in my BMW M5
I hate being a wageslave so much I wish I was a superior neet!
>>27191256
Idk man if you have to describe your gfs ethnicity and weight I doubt u have one. Just cut the shit and say at gf no one gives a fuck she's a twig chink
>>27191256
>80lb asian gf
shitty nudes
I'm a NEET and I hate it, I really want a job, life without challenges or obligations is total shit.
I wish I could be like this guy,
>>27191256
In my eyes, a NEET isn't just someone with no school or job, it's someone who doesn't better themselves in some way everyday, which when you think about it is really, really sad. If you can sustain yourself financially without a job, and have the discipline to teach/train/better yourself in some way everyday, I wouldn't actually consider you a NEET.
>>27191256
So is she a midget or just a child?
>>27190462
>NEET
>appreciating a comfy bed (or anything really)
Pick one
>wake up at 6am every morning
>look for work every day
>still NEET
when will the pain end, this meme is not for me
>neet
>woke up at 2am for the third day in a row
>idly browse 4chan for hours
>check my bank account and find out my debt somehow doubled
>try to distract myself with tv and 4chan but anxiety is consuming me
its not that great
BEEP BEEP BEEP
wage up wagies
I haven't gone to bed yet, because I slept in until 4 pm today. I am comfy watching King of the Hill with nowhere to go and nothing to do tomorrow. Enjoy your 12 hour shift.
>wake up
>paniced for a second because it's 3 AM
>damn night terrors woke me up again
>>27191520
>nowhere to go nothing to do
You lonely?
>>27191555
I am comfy. There is nothing comfier than King of the Hill reruns.
>>27191567
What ever you say...Bill
>>27190462
being a borderline NEET was awful, too much idle time (if you can play video games for 12-15 hours daily for more than a year kill yourself), too little money from welfare to develop anything, too much self loathing
>TL:DR NEETs are cancer
>I responded to b8
>>27191256
Lying to yourself must suck.
>>27191737
Neets are so buttblasted to see a successful "wageslave" they have to convince themselves he's lying. Lmao.
>>27191737
seriously. more like:
>wake up at 5am
>fat fuck of a bitch wife is taking up 3/4ths of our stiffy, tiny bed
>laughs at my stiff, tiny cock and goes back to sleep
>trip over the free weights on the floor as i walk to the bathroom half-awake
>eat some shitty cereal and drink some cheap coffee
>45 minute commuter
>drive my saab, with the engine light on, all the way to my shitty, stressful job
>boss yells at me for being late
He wishes he was a NEET.
>>27190462
Have a great day, neetie !
>>27191256
>being proud of paying for a masturbation device
>being proud of owning a metal box (ZOOM ZOOM gotta go fast!!)
>hurr I do pull ups (so..?)
>working to pay for frivolities and providing for a walking masturbation device
Enjoy amassing piles of government bio-survival tickets! You could crash your car, die, and your name will be forgotten within a single generation.
>>27191988
Driving is essential dude
