Think fast
Reality check.
I don't have a girlfriend.
I don't know anyone who is black.
You can't boil a sandwich
That ass is too fat.
I must be dreaming, and I'm now lucid. So I fly away into space and do as I please.
uh..... ass? damn
>fake ass
>dead thread gg
>>27189602
>ass is too fat
>ass
>too fat
My dick wouldn't even be able to get inside her asshole, shit.
bitch put on some clothes
>>27189582
this image is disgusting
360 and walk away
>>27189621
Impossibly fat. And too fat for my preference as well. It just looks silly and impractical.
>>27189582
>boiling a sandwhich
It's time for the old folk's home, Madea.
gross
>mfw original comment
>>27189582
Call the cops because there's some black person robbing me?!
>>27189602
>you can't boil a sandwich
Not with that attitude, you can't