whats a job with 0 ZERO Z E R O human interaction?
Being some kind of master craftsman
>>27189544
okay but that takes skill
Freelance programmer
>take programming jobs online
>do them from the comfort of your shitposting station
>finish it and get paid without seeing a single person
>>27189530
that is... a very cute boy
will you ask him if he will be my bf?
>>27189620
no hes mine
fuck you robot
Tree planters can go hours without talking to anyone else. just planting trees on the side of a mountain getting eaten by mosquitos.
>>27189561
Just kill yourself if you're not willing to make any sort of working concessions when you try to get a job.
rubbish collector
>>27189647
no I have anime to watch
>>27189594
>have to talk to people
>get shit jobs
>hardly ever get jobs
Am I doing something wrong? I almost never get jobs and when I do they're shit and they're given by foreigners who don't know what they want and have shit English. Then they don't even pay very much. I see no way to make a serious income from freelance programming.
>>27189636
FUCK OFF STACEY BITCH
i will let him fuck me in the ass while i painfully force a smile and bump up and down on his lap and then after he explodes his hot liquids into me and i am holding back tears he will pick me up and lay me on the bed and suck me off lovingly
>>27189530
invest in stocks nigga
>>27189758
you need money to do that nigga
>>27189702
B T F O
good work robot.
someone please answer my question seriously
Some dishwashing jobs, I've dishwashed at 4 places and 2 of them i had to talk with the cooks/waiters a bit but the one I'm at now I could go the whole day without talking to anyone if it wanted too, I just sit on my phone and watch animes for most of the day then run a few dishes through depends how busy the place is though. Pretty chill job though if your just looking for minimum wage
>>27189792
there is no job that is completely 0 human interaction
you could be a code monkey but even then you would still have to communicate with people
you have to either learn to communicate on some level or accept your NEET life
>>27189594
This meme needs to stop. It seems like a good idea on the surface but there is no fucking possible way to make enough money to live on with it. I know because I'm doing it right now. I don't think anyone who says this shit is a good idea actually does freelance programming.
Truck driving.
Getting your CDL takes very little time and there is pretty much very minimal human interaction, but you wont be able to sit home and watch anime all day you lazy fuck.
>>27189845
Fuck I guess its neetdom for me. I will apply for disability 2 more times. After that I will blow my brains out or maybe shoot up the SSD office.
Make videos/blog/podcast and get ad money / donations
>>27189530
Can't you JUST work from home? You'll have to interact with people sometimes, like at the beginning and whatever.
>>27189530
ONLINE MARKETING
DO IT FROM HOME
LITERALLY NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE
I DO IT AND AVERAGE $34/HOUR
MAKE MY OWN HOURS
ONLY HUMAN INTERACTION I HAVE IS WITH THE CASHIER AT THE SUPERMARKET WHEN SHE GIVES ME MY CHANGE
>>27189866
well you could watch animes while driving on the highway
most truckdrivers i've seen do that
>>27189530
What the fuck is this. Fuck off with this gay shit.
>>27189967
How did you get the qualifications?
>>27189891
Why the fuck would you shoot up the SSD office? That is one of the worst places you could choose to shoot up.
>>27190047
yeah just watch anime while driving a transport truck down the fucking hgihway, what could possible go wrong
>>27189846
I am one, I make 72k per year, but I have to talk to clients many, many times a week.
porn link tgp shit
I worked in a factory for awhile. We made shoes. It was like being a robot. 4 straight hours without talking to anyone. 30 min of lunch time and the another for hours of work. Occasionally, my boss would tell me to rotate in the line, but thats about it. It was a shit work anyways, and eventually got the boot. Thank God for that
I pushed carts at wal-mart for a while. Wasn't too bad. Minimal interaction with people and it kept me in shape. Plus, I liked that I had the whole parking lot to walk around without anyone bothering me.
Factory welder here
I enjoy the work, and so long as I don't fuck anything up no one ever comes around to talk to me
Pay is decent too
freelancer writer
i do it and i nevvr leave the house and get paid okay i play pletny of vidya and get emailed work