I want to be more like The Driver.
How do I go about doing this?
>>27189427
Drive more
>>27189435
I don't have a license though.
Still working on getting it.
why? he's pretty autismal
i wish i could be like him but i have no idea about fixing cars or how to get a job
>>27189427
>kill self
>get reincarnated into an alternate universe where you're the driver
Literally as simple as that
Be handsome
>>27189427
>move to LA
>talk very little
>be badass driver
>cuck mexican guy named standard
>???
>I think that's it
A real robot should aspire to be the Nightcrawler.
>>27189481
My top 3 movies are Drive, Nightcrawler, and Whiplash.
>>27189481
>be in television news
>dream of being the Nightcrawler once
>bored of my job now
Fuck. I want to bend moral and ethical codes in the name of a twisted form of the American dream.
>>27189447
So am I but he makes autism look cool.
There's no way I could become normal so I'm trying to be more like him instead.
>>27189452
I don't want to do the mechanic thing.
Working in a gas station at night seems better for me.
>>27189455
I put some effort into my appearance.
>>27189469
I live in Australia though. No mexicans here.
>>27189481
He's a bit too outgoing. I don't think I could pull it off.
>>27189444
>I want to be more like the driver
>I can't drive
op pls
>>27189493
Whiplash is fucking fire. Totally unrelated, but you should check out Take Shelter. Great modern American movie as well.
>walk around with hands in my jacket pockets while staring straight ahead into space unflinchingly
I unironically did this for about a year after I saw the movie
>>27189524
I'll check it out
original
>>27189511
>So am I but he makes autism look cool.
Because he's handsome in the first place.
He have the appearance potential of being a Chad but does not behave as one.
It's this "wasted potential", making the girls feel like "they could fix him" or "be the only one to take care of him" that makes his autism attractive, not the mere autism itself.
You'd be cringy if you try the same, should you not be as attractive.
A girl is going to pick up and take care of an injured cute birdy fallen of the nest, not of a lone straydog broken by life and rejected by his peers.
>>27189679
Oh fuck man. That girl in your pic. Holy shit.
>>27189736
http://p.twipple.jp/t1vPc
There you go, anon. Site's in Japanese though.
>>27189736
She's hot so I enjoy looking at her pics. However I don't like her personality. Too much "lol I use dirty words", "I enjoy nerdy things non ironically, not like the lol-I'm-a-geek ther chicks" when she sees nothing but business and her "fans" as mere consumers.
But she's hot and the jap at futaba are pretty crazy bout her.
ushijima iiniku should you want her name.
>>27189481
>hey anon you should watch nightcrawler you remind me of the main character
>watch it
>realize everyone can tell I'm a sociopath
Time to make new friends
>>27189832
>>27189804
Holy fuck, thank you guys so much. <3
>look particularly handsome
>be autist
>drive
Congratulations, your life is now a movie.
>>27189427
you go back to /tv/.
>>27189522
I fucking loled anon
Random words
>>27189531
>tfw haven't even seen driver but do that
>>27189427
Play some Driv3r for practice OP
>>27189481
I'm a shitposter. I set high goals, and I've been told that I'm persistent. Now, I'm not fooling myself, sir. Having been raised with the upvoting movement so popular in reddit, I used to expect my threads to be considered. But I know that these days, our board culture no long caters to the thread loyalty that could be promised to earlier generations. What I believe, sir, is that good memes come to those who work their asses off. And that people such as yourself, who reached the top of the catalog didn't just fall there. My motto is, if you want to get the dubs, you have to make the money to buy the 4chan pass.
>>27189427
Here is the driver you'll turn into, if you're not careful.
I'm like the driver in the sense that I stare at people like an autist and reply with "mm?" and "mm" responses
>>27190450
Best driver to be honest
vote for bernhard sanders
Only then can you max out your autism
>>27190450
>>27190633
He would have voted Trump and is superior to the goose in every way
>better driver
>10/10 friend
>charismatic
>slightly less autistic
>>27189427
somebody post that pasta of the guy who acted like the driver and was able to lose his virginity and people started dressing like him and act like him
>>27190669
>He would have voted Trump
We ARE the people who will make America great again
