How does /r9k/ make money?
>besides neetbux and parents?
>illegal or legal
>>27188871
I work the cold side of a kitchen and make homemade soap on the side
I am a project engineer
Donating plasma, a job at the kitchen of a grocery store, and a side job of cleaning houses.
Plasma donating is the ultimate NEET way to make money on the side of NEETbux. I always see fat smelly neckbeards there.
my parents are quite wealthy and send me 600$/week for basic living stuff and i also sell my adderall and xanax prescriptions for a good amount of money.
>>27188917
>Donating plasma
There's a place that does this down where I live. Can you give me a step by step on how it works please?
>>27188976
They stick you with a needle in you, it sucks your blood/plasma out, and then you get paid once it's over. Takes about an hour or 2 depending where you go. Expect to spend up to 5 hours on your first day though.
Executive chef
>>27188917
>>27189037
How much money do you get for a day?
Im a sandwich artist.
>>27188892
Oh what kind of a restaurant? What comes off of your station?
>>27189037
Also can you donate if your positive for cannabis? Do they ask for medical records?
>>27189114
No they don't. they take anyone blood. even faggot.they don't care about aids
>>27188892
have you tried making candles? one anon said it was pretty good business, candles aren't cheap.
>>27189088
Depends on the day. 20 for 1st donation of the week and 50 for second at my center.
>>27189114
Dont think they check for that. I never had to piss in a cup. And sorta. You can lie about a lot of shit and they'll never know the difference.
>>27189174
Bullshit. No AIDS OR HEP test before donating.... Yeah ok.
Graduate student in pharmaceuticals
>>27189201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
>>27189105
Sort of a fancy little cafe, basic American style upscale dining, I do lots of cool salads and desserts as well as some small hot food items.
>>27189189
Never thought about it, I'd have to look into what it entails and what kind of market my town has for it
>>27189191
I mean do they request paper records.
Anyone can lie. Can you give me some protips on what to say and what not to say?
Sorry my autism levels are pretty high. An I might fuck up an easy way to get cash.
What were the steps to your first visit
>>27189250
Do you need insurance to donate? To pay for the hiv tests and shit
>>27189272
No they don't. Literally all they do is give you a check up, ask a shit ton of questions and then send you to get blood drawn.
>>27189264
What are your favorites to make and do you handle dessert in your station
I'm a jet mechanic
>>27189423
I like this one salad, it's got a pickled ginger dressing and it's topped with smoked trout and various east Asian garnishes. Unfortunately it's $12 lol. I do serve desserts, various cheesecakes, chocolate cakes, mousse, panna cotta, tarts, etc, but the baker girls prep the desserts themselves
>>27189546
Awesome, and panna cotta is my favorite what kind do you do there?
>>27189685
It's whatever the boss lady feels like doing, last one was raspberry and I think we're on lemon now
I work at the cheese sandwich factory
I'm a freelance video editor. I actually love my job, and it pays pretty well when I land gigs.
>>27190013
howd you get into it?
>>27188871
I make YouTube videos that suck
:(
I tout tickets, mainly for boxing.
>>27190074
I started really young, in middle school. I kept at it, working for my high school filming football games and city hall events. I even produced my senior year. I excelled at editing, and it's my favorite part of post-production, maybe even overall production.
I went to school for poli sci, convinced for some reason there's no feasible jobs in TV. I eventually changed my mind, and now I'm contract freelance at a 24 news network, and I pick up odd PR, corporate, and creative gigs here and there. I can charge up to 100/hour depending on the gig, which I think is solid, given my relatively limited experience in NYC.
>>27190075
Could I be your financial slave?
>>27190127
how did you go from thinking there were no jobs in TV too your current situation? you missed that part
>>27188976
They hook you up to a machine that sucks your blood for a couple of hours, pay you $25-$50, turn around and sell it for $2000
>>27190133
What does that mean? Will you buy me something I wanted??It's lewd though [spoiler/]
im very neet but I guess my only "job" is whenever I want like 100+ extra bucks I draw furry porn on commission from time to time k3k
>>27190174
arent u like 4?
>>27190192
[Spoiler] It's kinky porn [\spoiler]
>>27190184
How do you get involved with something like that? I thought about doing erotic drawing like that
>>27188871
i'm a systems engineer for a defense contractor.
>>27190174
If/when you are over 16 I will send you anzn gc's to your email.
>>27188871
NEET master race, get free money for simply existing thanks to a previous settlement
>live on my own
>all bills on autopay
>have an okay amount of fun money after bills and groceries
>can go weeks, months at a time without seeing people if I wanted to
>lift weights and watch anime all day
>>27190157
Yeah, sorry. I actually just got off from my 5PM-1AM shift, and I'm pretty strung out.
So I'm in college, and I talk to my old boss from high school. I actually just had a crises of sorts, since I wasn't very good at certain classes. He promised that if I did what I wanted and studied TV, I could always move back to my hometown and have a job there.
So I took the leap, but apart from that one safety net, I just applied for various internships, got a few interviews, nailed one and worked at that place for a semester. After that, they contracted me for freelance, not staffer, and with the money I made there, I bought equipment, and now I can hold my own with most one man outfits, plus other companies hire me to work for them as well. It's a combination of tons of really fortunate experience and my location (NYC), helping out to land a job, since there are actually quite a few for the qualified in the right locations.
Are you interested in television? I'm up for awhile thanks to this adderall, so I'm free to help out if you want any advice.
>>27190258
I just want someone to get me an porn account though.
[Spoiler] we can share [spoiler/]
Rent a cop at an abandoned mine. We just recently got a permit to handle nuclear materials so I'm sure before long this place will be swarming with super secret agent looking guys, but for now I just sit back and watch netflix
>>27189443
nice bro. military?
>>27190075
Link ur account and ill be the judge of that
>>27190263
that's pretty good going man
i'm from the UK and really enjoy it however I only do it with iMovie so i'm pretty fucking amateur
i won '''''the media award'''' two years running in school for films i made but went onto drop out uni and became NEET so now i just edit gaming montages
would love to go somewhere with it like you have though
I'm in the UK and haven't slept so i'm hitting the sack now but i'll check for a reply when i wake up and if you'd like or are feeling kind you could email me at [email protected]
>>27190349
http://adultvideolobby.com/tour.htm
I grow psychedelic mushrooms in my closet and sell them for about 10 times the amount of money that I use to buy everything. It is a decent amount of work, but steady and easy once you get the process down just like anything else.
Mycology is also a fun hobby that extends to the culinary world if you're so inclined.
>>27188871
I do tarot readings in bars and on a little folding table on the street. I'm actually the caretaker at the Utah Phillips Centre for the Hobo Arts in Windsor, Ontario, where we teach people how to make a living on the street by busking, doing arts and crafts, or panhandling. If there are any robots here who live in the Detroit area, we'd be happy to teach you how to do the same.
I sell cola on the deep dark interwebs
>>27190243
For furry porn it's pretty easy, you set up a FA account put some decent art out there, then to gain followers every once and a while stream free sketchs/do free give aways build up a following. Set prices based on quality/other artists quality. Don't even have to be a furry.
For other erotic art mediums I'm actually not sure where you could network, maybe tumblr. A lot of people from /ic/ work off tumblr
I look for games and Blu-rays that are on sale, buy a few then resell for a few extra coin.
Also matched bets.
>>27188892
How do you sell it? I make several for my own use and I just give it to my brothers wife who loves it. Clay, citrus, coffee, coconut castile, scrubbing bars all that shit but I have no idea how to market it.
>>27190397
Why bother with matched bets when there are plenty of winning tipsters out there (legit ones, look up Jeremy Price for instance)
>>27190276
Jesus christ, learn to make a fucking spoiler. Your newfag is showing.
>>27190411
Hi, I'm the guy from the Utah Phillips Centre. If you live close to us, we'd be happy to sell your soap in our storefront. The deal is, we keep 25% and you keep 75%. Do you live in the Detroit area?
>>27190354
That's cool dude, I sent you an email, so if you ever want any advice at all, just hit me up at that address. It's not my main one, so sorry if it takes awhile for me to respond, my schedule is totally fucked at the moment.
>>27190424
Matched bets help me out a lot. I'm frugal and with Sky alone, I pay my rent to mummy every month.
But I'll look up this fella.
>>27190372
Seriously this is the shit. They're surprisingly easy to cultivate with a little trial and error, and once established they just keep giving. The hardest part is finding people to sell too, but its not that hard if you're not completely autistic. Taking care of them and seeing them grow also gives you a nice feeling of accomplishment.
I "manage" a location of a regional bargain bookseller. I'm there by myself 4 out of 5 days.
I stand at the front of a dilapidated, cramped building full of shitty overstock, internally and simultaneously cursing and blessing (because if my numbers are down, boy, will I hear about it) my customers.
>>27190436
No, I live on the border of Tennessee and Kentucky, in one of the neighboring towns of Ft Campbell. It was my last duty station, I just got out of the army last Monday. I don't have any of my supplies with me, either. If you do workshops or something like that, I'd be willing to attend it, I have old friends in the Detroit area and the drive is roughly equidistant to my hometown.
>>27190652
We try to do one-on-one training rather than workshops, so we can work around your schedule. Do you have an email address I can contact you at? We have a big back room here which will fit 50 people, and if you're in the area, we could even set up a soap-making workshop for you and put the word out to make you some money from teaching others. I know I'd pay to learn.
>>27190694
I found your gofundme, I'll use the contact info from there. Are you Andrew Nellis?
>>27190652
Oh wow I live around there too.I work at ft campbell walmart tho just end my life.
>>27190218
i want to watch movies with you in bed.
Location?
>>27190808
Yep, that's me. You can look up my phone number at Canada411 too.
>>27190652
>>27190813
>Ft. Campbell
Anon I.....
I trap. But before you get some preconception of me being normie lean sipping scum, I'll have you know I belong here more than a lot of you fucks.
Get the courage and ambition to ruin normie lives and rob them blind through black market business, I swear drugs don't even come close to being as sweet of a feeling as committing crimes when you're doing the right thing for all the right reasons.
>>27190547
Is this legal?
bl0x
>>27191040
no it's not legal, it's legal to buy the spores online for "microscopy" purposes, but illegal to cultivate and to sell and to consume. unless you live in new mexico, legal there.
>>27190547
This guy knows, shrooms are also great for depression or mental illness a lot of the time.
>>27191199
>shrooms are also great for depression or mental illness a lot of the time.
I'm scared of hallucinogens because of my history with, well, hallucinations. However, I've found weed and molly to be super helpful with my anxiety and depression.
Would shrooms still be a bad idea?
>>27191228
If you don't know what you're getting into yes. Contrary to most stereotypes you don't need a "babysitter" every time or even your first for that matter. The important part is that you're comfortable, remember that thoughts are like quicksand on shrooms. But even if you do get too deep in a thought don't worry, it's very easy to distract yourself and just forget about whatever just happened.
>>27188871
I work in a soul crushing below minimum wage reatil job 6 days a week. I do it for 6+ years now.
Kill me
I currently work at a museum, but it's only one day a week, usually. So I don't make much money.
Actually at the moment I don't think I can make rent this month, and I'm going to have to borrow from somebody until I can get a job.
I had a few leads on jobs, but nothing has come through.
Considering growing and selling shrooms, and hopefully have a weed supplier to sell for in the near future.I just want enough money to be comfy in my room.
I take calls at a college campus for security. Night shift. Been doing it for years. Get to browse r9k all night. Used to beat a bunch of ps3 games on the work TV. Nobody cares what you do on night shift. Also you make pretty decent dosh for a do almost-nothing desk job. Just answer calls and get people some help. Ez money.
>>27191271
How do you get a job like this, anon?
Who at a university or college do you talk to in order to find positions like this?
>>27188871
I work at an oil rig as an assistant driller in UAE, it's a pretty nice job since I don't have anyone to look after and I spend my money how I like being drunk 24/7 when I'm not working
How much do you sell your adderal and xanax for?
>>27191257
take the shrooms, they're not as scary as you think they are, pace yourself and you'll do fine, as long as you believe you're going to be fine going into it, you will be I promise. You already know drugs, you've avoided the best kind though. go into it with a conquering attitude.
>>27191285
Not him but I have his job pretty much the exact same set up, I work at a hotel night audit, I'm at work right now actually.
you don't need experience to get your foot in the door at a shit motel, and just go from there, I work at a pretty nice one now.
>>27191285
Lucked into it. All major schools have their own security/police dept. Someone has to take those calls. I think it's a loser job, but honestly I can't see a better effort/money ratio at this point. I'm scared of the day I might have to actually be productive rather than wait around for emergencies or people wanting doors opened.
>>27191257
>>27191311
Thanks. A friend copped some, and we were going to take them soon. Another friend said I should, that it can be a very calm, introspective look into one's life, which I think I need sooner than later.
I've also heard horror stories, but I think I can manage with my friends and just at our apartment.
Thanks for the advice.
>>27191341
Also you need just a highschool education and dispatch experience usually. My boss didn't care and hired me because by some act of god I put one of his friends, who applied for the same job, as my reference since he was my old boss at EB Games. Turns out the dispatch supervisor also worked at the same EB Games few years before me. Serious luck.
>>27191371
Hi welcome to EB Games
>>27188871
I'm a food runner/dishwasher/clearer/floor mopper. epitome of wageslavery type stuff, work weekends, they only roster me on for 5 hours but I manage to sneak in 7 or so which is pretty good and they don't seem to mind.
but also go to culinary school, lmao, probs shoulda done an apprentice ship but i didnt know how to get into it at the start lmao.
ah well only $2400 for 2 yr's thanks to the government.
>>27188871
Paid forum posting, gets me $0.11 per post, this is on top of a part time job
>>27192418
You work in a JDF boiler room?
>>27192460
nah postloop. Can crack out about 100 posts over an hour if I'm really motivated
>non-ref: http://www.postloop.com
>ref: http://www.postloop.com/invite/Hedonologist
>>27189174
Y'know MSM aren't allowed to donate in pretty much everywhere?
I live on my parents farm and I have a paint booth I do automotive body work and paint in. I make about $80/hour tax free. My work is a lot better than most shops.
I mainly do classic vehicles but I've done a few motorcycles, rat rods, snowmobiles and antiques like soda machines and fuel pumps.
>>27188917
>Plasma donating is the ultimate NEET way to make money
This
I'd do it all day every day if l could
>>27188917
>getting paid to donate blood
Is this an American thing? In Bongistan people just do it out of a sense of civic duty.
So many wageslave /r9k/ers seem to have these comfy as FUCK jobs where they work for real like 2-3 hours a day, then just chill and do whatever.
Where do I get a job like this?
>>27192531
Donating plasma is different from donating blood. It takes an hour or two to donate the plasma so they give you money for your time.
>>27191023
When it comes to organised crime,drug dealers are the bottom of the barrel. I make more money selling insurance
Work a part time job
sell ecstasy
dumpster dive and pick stuff up for free off gum tree and sell it
I also steal clothes, food, books etc. to cut down on costs.
>>27192549
just looked it up and it's actually illegal to give away blood for money in the UK. Fucking government man.
>>27190372
Mycology is the study of fungi; your referring to fungi-culture.
>>27191320
won't they ask me shit like "why do you want this job?"
>>27192548
Be management or have a specialized skill set. Hell, not even that, most cubicle jobs are just facebook booths.
I'm the video editor from here: >>27190013
I stayed up all night shitposting and writing a screenplay on my own time, now I'm going into work, do as much as I want, and watch movies when there's nothing going on. I'm on time, fast as fuck cutting, and polite, so my bosses love me.
>>27192611
Guess I should go to university.
My ideal life is working 6 hours a day doing something I love about half, and fucking nothing the other half, then going home and chilling.
I'm a lazy motherfucker.
>>27192548
I've repeatedly told people to busk and even offered to teach people how to busk for free. I get completely ignored every time I do. I will repeat this again. If you want an easy, fun job which will make you untaxable money while allowing you to socialize and meet new people and get out of the house and into the sunshine, then take up busking. It doesn't have to be playing an instrument; I do tarot readings, for example. You can juggle, clown, mime, sell arts and crafts, or virtually anything. There are buskers who make a living painting themselves grey and then standing absolutely still. There's no boss, you work when you want to work, and you can make enough on a good Satuday night in the right place to last you a week.
>>27192626
That's a good life goal to be honest. Maybe make the hours a bit longer.
I want to take on harder jobs and challenges at some point, but I'm pretty comfortable doing what I do now, which is basically what you described, except it's more like 40-50 hours/week, just because I love doing it. I used to push 80/week, but that was getting stressful and impacting my outside life.
And university blows, but it can definitely help if you're looking for that kind of position.
>>27192658
Sounds like you're living the life, anon.
And yeah, uni sounds eh, but otherwise I'd have to land the job through pure force of connections and acing the interview process. I think uni is the more reliable route. I'm lucky I genuinely enjoy things like statistics and economy.
>>27192691
>I'm lucky I genuinely enjoy things like statistics and economy.
Oh shit, you are very lucky. That shit almost made me drop out.
And uni is super helpful in establishing connections, especially in your field of choice, moreso than you would at random mixers or whatever. Alumni networks are incredible at points, landed some sweet freelance gigs from corporate graduates who knew me or I was recommended through the alumni network.
>>27188871
AU$46,000 in scholarships, $5000 in interest on my savings
>>27192730
Professor recommendations seem pretty valuable as well, if you can pull it off.
>besides neetbux or parents
Nothing. But why would you want anything else? Any income I have is going to reduce the amount of neetbux I get.
Why would you ever do anything but self improvement? That NEET brag thread is pretty accurate actually. Get looks, study interesting shit, bang wagecucks gf through tinder (really made it easier). Personally wealth isn't that interesting to me. And to top that off I a net 500$ a month. Sure, not much. But making savings while living like this? That's a good pay. I'l also inherit eventually. Don't like the thought of that but it's obviously a factor. I'd probably become a wagecuck if it'd keep my parents alive forever.
>>27192879
NEET life for me was a pit of depression, dehumanization and despair. Time lost meaning and I became a shell of a human, barely capable of handling the responsibility of changing toilet paper, took months to fix it.
I work in advertising. Tricking the dumb normies into buying shit they dont need
>>27191352
Honestly people expect some profound vision of themselves on shrooms. Most of the time you just get 8 hours of hazy introspection and then usually you forget it all the next day or it had very little meaning. They probably could be useful under the guidance of a trained psychiatrist or psychologist, to dig deeper in the psyche, but they aren't really when just used by some faggot alone in his bedroom
>>27192939
Not everyone is cut out for it. I had that phase too. Requires discipline to make it out and I can see why you'd avoid staying NEET. But I had no real option and I ascended.
Remote job as a programmer
Drive forklifts.
Pretty cruisey and I make good money.. Wish I could manage money better though. Weekends are too fun but.
>>27188871
Wagecuck as cashier
My dad owns a business and I do work with him sometimes
