Let's have an ausfailia thread. Any other kangaroo fuckers online?
>>27188697
What you want cunt.
OGCOMMENT
Anybody experienced with dealing with the mental health system please help
>>27190240
ayy what u need senpai
yeah m8
Finished my workout 20 minutes ago and took a shower, about to lay down and listen to some ASMR wrapped up in my blanket. Before i turn on the grill and grill some chicken and corn.
yeah nah nah yeah
>>27190368
>>27190073
I don't know where to go from here. I have a feeling there's not going to be a psych who can actually help me.
How do I find a good one?
How do I go about work? My parents are getting pissed off more every day that I'm not doing anything.
Is it even worth it? At this point in time I just want a professional to diagnose me and tell me what's fucking wrong and how to fix it but I don't want to become some medicated retard pushed off into living a mediocre life until I die or kill myself.
I won't even be able to talk to a psych about my problems. I know I can't even bring up the homicidal or suicidal stuff without getting flagged.
Should I just kill someone and eat them so I get locked away and don't have to bother with anything any more?
>>27190483
Been in it for a few years now and I can tell you it takes a while to find a good therapist but when you do get one that just clicks with yout it works wonders. Always go private though, it's worth forking out that little bit of extra cash to have someone whose actually helping you. Being able to understand whats going on in your head helps so fucking much I can tell you. What do you think you have?
Why are you all so nice, and what makes the general Aus 4chan community so nice compared to the others?
>>27190578
Not sure. I treat people the way I want to be treated but that's just me on a personal level. Are you not from Aus?
>>27190531
>what do you think you have
I have no idea.
I feel like I have a bit of everything. I've gone through different stages. I'm the best I've been in years though hence why I'm able to realize I need help and I'm just glad I'm not hallucinating and hearing screaming voices anymore.
>Finishing work at 5 instead of 3:30
I watch a episode of anime/pirated hbo stuff and go to sleep.
I feel good until 4:30 or so then I just
>>27190627
Maybe Schizo affective. Have you talked to a doctor at all?
>>27190648
I feel the same way for some reason. Anxiety kicks in and I panic about life. Right now its about not having a successsfull relationship in my life. Good shit to be honest.
>>27190578
Everthing is better when dumb cunt americans aren't around.
What happened to the aussie neet?
>>27190597
I'm from Melbourne so yeah.
It's just that the consensus of people who I meet here or some other board usually ends up with Ausfags such as myself being the best for conversation and just all-around well mannered nature.
Except for shit like this, but it's still worth the laughs.
how old are you? if you're only young try and see if 'head space' works for you. when i was younger my mum forced me to go there and it actually wasnt too bad, they have young workers who understand all the weird shit that goes on these days
>>27190666
Huh, the devil hates Americunts too. No shit.
How do I see a doctor without money?
>>27190723
There are medical centres that bulk bill which usually just means one payment and the rest of the visits are free. Some are free where I live as well.
>>27190693
the lemmy picture's selling it a bit too hard
>>27190661
>Have you talked to a doctor at all?
I went to a GP and he referred me to a psych. He prescribed me anti-depressants.
I just told him I don't go out much and don't feel good. I literally can't just open up or be honest about this shit. I've been lying about my feelings to everyone forever. I'm not going to walk in to my GP and say "oh I want to kill people and I have no attachment to anybody and I don't shower even though I have infections and I live in filth and I used to be apathetic then I had voices in my head screaming at me to kill myself and I can't go outside without wanting to vomit and when I would walk on the sidewalk I used to fixate on cars and hold myself back from jumping in front of them and I don't remember most nights and I can't sleep and I used to have recurrent dreams about cutting a woman open and and I used to envision raping her corpse and every time I used to see my step-mum I saw her as a demon and I can't justify living a normal life, every time I imagine it I think I'd rather be dead or in jail"
>>27190684
Which one?
>>27190697
I don't want to talk to some fucking cunt who's pretending to care about me. I can't stand that shit. I'd just want to murder them. It's fucking disgusting.
I want legitimate advice on how to fix myself from a professional. I want a diagnosis. I want it to be as impersonal as possible.
>>27190578
It's just a nice place. I think it's the lack of niggers. Abos don't count because they're confined to the edges of society.
>>27190782
At the end of the day if you want help for those problems you need to tell someone. They don't lock you up for this shit I gurantee you, it's just that you sound like you may be struggling with some sort of schizophronea or something. It's obviously not the norm and I don't know that therapy would help too much but you need more than anti depressants.
>>27190782
>I want legitimate advice on how to fix myself from a professional. I want a diagnosis. I want it to be as impersonal as possible.
You aren't going to get shit but pills you absolute dumb cunt, your best bet is getting over it yourself.
NZfaggot checking in
>>27190782
>I literally can't just open up or be honest about this shit.
True however as a member of the public I'd rather you did say "hey I'm like 99% sure I've got a severe mental illness please help" so you don't end up hurting yourself/others.
>>27190782
>I don't want to talk to some fucking cunt who's pretending to care about me.
>I want legitimate advice on how to fix myself from a professional. I want a diagnosis. I want it to be as impersonal as possible.
You're contradictory as fuck here. People like you are the worst because you go into these things with this hostile chip on your shoulder and all these preconceptions about the help you think you deserve.
Try actually being honest about all the aspects of your mental illness. You're not going to get a clinical diagnosis in one visit, but you will get one quicker if you actually open up with the truth.
>>27190782
>paying some cunt / bitch to listen to your problems
Could you be anymore of a cuck.
>>27190477
underrated meme b lox
>>27190841
This thread is for aussies, not niggers.
>>27190841
Thank you, greatest ally
What's up ausdudes
Just about to make a leg of lamb roast dinner, what are you guys having?
>>27190842
WHO do I say it to?
I think if I look around and organize appointments with some psychiatrists until I find a decent one then maybe I'll be okay to open up.
>>27190883
It's not a fucking contradiction. One is impersonal, professional opinion to help fix me. The other is some lip service that appeals to stupid women going through a breakup.
It's the difference between
>okay, I'm going to ask you some questions to help get a better understanding of your thinking
and
>okay, that must have been so hard for you, oh it's okay to cry, I'm here for you
And I'm fucking sick of you people who expect people who aren't okay in the head to just be nice and calm and pleasant to be around.
>>27190936
>Greatest ally
>Not USA we have been through everything with
Get the fuck out of my country.
>>27190943
this thread isn't about you
fuck off drama queen.
>>27190932
hey brother come on dont be so cruel im white
>>27190943
>It's not a fucking contradiction. One is impersonal, professional opinion to help fix me. The other is some lip service that appeals to stupid women going through a breakup.
You're a clueless piece of shit and exactly as annoying as I said. You need both. You need someone to actually give a fuck about you as well as diagnose and treat you professionally.
>And I'm fucking sick of you people who expect people who aren't okay in the head to just be nice and calm and pleasant to be around.
>massive implications
I don't expect you to be anything more than a self involved cunt
>tfw no qld bf
suffering
>>27190946
Fuck off
Remove burger
>>27190936
anytime brother anytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKTU4AarZ7A
>>27191016
Fuck up you dumb kiwi nigger, Aus and US have always stuck together when it came to wars and a lot of other things. Kiwis are nothing more but clowns who think they are great allies for sending 20 troops to afganistan.
>>27190989
No, you're just asserting that you need both, you anal retard.
No therapist really gives a fuck about you, it's always going to be just a job to them, especially if someone is an asshole like me.
Diagnosis and treatment is not giving fake compliments and comfort to someone. There's no reason that is NECESSARY to the process. I despise that social bullshit.
>>27191034
you are either 10 years old or completely fucking retarded what do you think ANZAC stands for i dont see any USA in there pal sort ya life out
still love you brother bloods thicker then water and all that
>>27191087
Get the fuck out, you dumb kiwi.
>>27191087
ALPHABET
NIGGERS
ZIGZAG
ALPHABET
CUNTS
>>27191098
its ok i forgive you for your shitty reply and lack off come backs we still family
>>27191111
>mfw my brother is in the adf
>tfw my gramps served
>my dad served
>All riflemen
>tfw they consider kwii troops as clowns and class the US troops as harder cunts and people you can actually joke around with.
brother served in Afghan, he loved the American troops.
>>27191105
Anzac Day is a national day of remembrance in Australia and New Zealand that broadly commemorates all Australians and New Zealanders "who served and died in all wars, conflicts, and peacekeeping operations" and "the contribution and suffering of all those who have served."
>>27191111
nice quads faggot, now go back where you come from
>>27191129
it doesn't matter i still love you and besides your brothers a fuccboi
Guys how do I get out and meet people who might be sexually interested in me or just to find someone to feel an emotional connection with? I work, go to uni but I'm terrible at sealing the deal.I'm 23 years old I keep feeling like I should have my shit together and be with someone.
LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A FANTASTIC NIGHT XOX
>>27191190
lol
most people from this generation are gonna die alone brah
also in debt
also just tindr/grindr or something
>>27190732
Can I find out the amount before booking? I have pretty close to no money
>>27190782
>Which one?
There was a guy on youtube called The Aussie NEET, but he deleted his channel or something. His videos were pretty comfy
>>27191283
I refuse to bealive it otherwise I'll kill myself. It's driving me insane at the moment.
>>27191306
bro look up the stats
we are quickly becoming the new japan
anyway just use a app
>>27191313
bogan cute girls doing cute things anime when
>>27191292
Yeh you just ring them and ask what the fee is.
>>27191313
I have been on tindr, might not just look good enough. I'm going to japan as well fuck me.
>>27191300
Jack W
Mount Isa, QLD
He deleted his youtube and his facebook after I found him
>>27190782
Tell the doctor exactly this.
Type up what you want to say, take a deep breath, and just hand the doctor a printed copy. They'll understand that you find it hard to talk about; that's the intrinsic nature of your problem.
>>27191368
I thought he said he lived in Melbourne
Either way you're a bit of a sad cunt m8
>>27191368
cunt
why would you dox someone you cunt
any perth cunts want to do something social with me?
you should come to splendor with me and some robot tier mates
>>27191399
Why would some faggot pretend to be a 'le robot' and post his unfunny videos here for mouth breathers like you to watch and respond 'ayy cunt'
Hilarious! Australians truly can be robots!
>>27191460
You should learn to ignore things you don't like anon
>>27191368
>>27191460
Doing gods work, fellow Aussie here.
Thank you.
![10550037_1522967237937571_1636299166330045774_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Nfc7V1.jpg "10550037_1522967237937571_1636299166330045774_o[1].jpg")
>>27191505
>le average Australian """"robot""""
>>27191536
I always knew majority of the cunts who post in Strayan threads were nothing more but normies who also post on /soc/.
They do nothing but bitch about relationships, University (while pretending they are loners), and complaining about drugs.
Fuck them all.
>turning 21 in a month
>mum is already hassling me about doing something for it
>she's trying to convince me to get all of my brothers friends around to get drunk with them
>tell her no
>she says we have to do something and we're going out for dinner then
>already on the verge of having panic attacks while thinking about it
The one day a year that my family tells me is 'my day,' they're going to ruin by forcing me to sit for an hour and a half in a busy restaurant as a sweating mess trying not to break down.
>>27191552
>be bitter NEET
>get mad about other people
>>27191553
Fuck me I know those exact feels, down to the same month
I don't think she realizes I'm not just being modest or some shit when I say I want to completely ignore my birthday
I'm considering fucking off to another town for a few days just to avoid it, but even that would cause problems.
>hey guys it's me, Aussie NEET here
>talking to my fellow robots about anxiety and depression today
>haha skippy doo fucking ayy cunt ayy cunt
>I'm reading some stupid shit haha cunt ayy
>ree normies amirite guys xD
>like, favourite and subscribe!
>>27191566
>Be neety in my safe place
>Think I'm talking to other NEET and losers i share feels with
>It's nothing more but fucking morons pretending to be "losers" to try and fit in and are gigantic normal fucks in real life.
kill yourself, you curly headed fuck.
>>27191579
I wish i saw this bitch in real life
I'd king hit him in the back of the head and give him a real NEET life when he ends up disabled and has to shit and piss in a colostomy bag the rest of his life.
>>27191604
Does being this angry make you happy?
>>27191568
>down to the same month
What day?
>don't think she realizes I'm not just being modest or some shit when I say I want to completely ignore my birthday
It's the fucking worst. Every other birthday was fine when I said I didn't want to do anything, but now because I'm turning 21 it's some big special event that the world needs to know about where I'm meant to party with my non-existent friends and get wasted so I can spend the next day with a hangover remembering how much I hate alcohol and myself.
>I'm considering fucking off to another town for a few days just to avoid it, but even that would cause problems.
Do you have any plans if you did though? I wish I had my license so I could just go camp somewhere for the night and spend it fishing alone or something.
>>27191627
>What day?
28th
>Do you have any plans if you did though?
I'd probably just catch a bus and find a motel or something. I get the feeling of wanting a license, it feels shit to be this old and not be able to get anywhere whenever you want.
>>27191604
>normalfags appropriating my culture
Shaking my head to be honest
>>27191580
>safe place
This isn't Tumblr and we won't pat your ass and tell you it's alright to be a useless whinging cunt.
There is no safe place, anon. There never was and never will be.
Any of you cunts banging your heads against the wall on uni work? I have this 1500 case study assignment about the pathophysiology of a 1 punch attack victim. Cunts fucked.
>>27191722
The one punch bullshit is such a meme. One person dies and the entire country goes batshit insane over it, trying to legislate new laws.
>>27191722
You'll be getting another 1500 case study when i king hit the faggot normie aussie who pretends to be a robot and his head slams against the concrete.
>>27191722
1 report and 2 prelab due tomorrow, and I'm here fucking around on r9k.
>>27191756
>stilI being this upset
>>27191658
>it feels shit to be this old and not be able to get anywhere whenever you want
Yeah, it's horrible. I got my learners permit probably 5 years ago now, but every time I think about having to take the test, having to sit and drive a car that I don't own with someone I don't know in it and having to do it perfectly, I end up having a panic attack.
>>27191579
Post more photos of this clown.
>>27191746
next thing the fuckin goverment will be trying to fuckin make a mandatory licensing scheme for your hands
shits fucked
>>27191773
>every time I think about having to take the test, having to sit and drive a car that I don't own with someone I don't know in it and having to do it perfectly, I end up having a panic attack.
I get that too. I'm fine with learning how to do things right up until the point where other people are involved.
Robot driving instructors when
who going to the
A N Z A C
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centenery memorial event here? (this thing http://www.spiritofanzac.gov.au/)
got my tickets, going this weekend
get keen cunts
>>27191746
yeah it's pretty fucked because they don't want to acknowledge the root of the problem which is alcohol induced violence from a culture which encouraged fighting.
>>27191756
Ayy fucking lmao.
I am a normie but i just like posting here because it reminds me of my autism in highschool :^)
>>27191765
r.i.p in peace ausfag :(
>>27191826
Went there last week, it's pretty good and everything's done really well desu
4178 reporting in
anyone nearby interested in meeting up and practicing for girls?
>>27191913
What will we even do
A-are you going to hold my hand and kiss me on the lips?
>>27191870
looks like a good exhibit, I'm looking forward to it.
hopefully it will be solemn and not full of screaming kids or stuff like that
>>27191913
n-no homo? right, anon?
>>27191913
Do you have a nice butt? This is important.
Anyone else doing GAMSAT on Saturday?
Who /Canberra/ here? Am I the only one?
>>27192063
yes
could be worse though
you could be anywhere in qld
>>27190940
Ayy the Saints.
>>27192063
Nah.
I am lad.
I just realised that everyone in all my tutorials are all friends now when all I've been doing is turning up.
![canberra_parliament_house[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cPAeajZ.jpg "canberra_parliament_house[1].jpg")
>>27192177
Where are you at bro? Are you a student?
>>27188697
s t o p p o s t i n g m y p i c t u r es o n h e r e
>>27192207
I'm living at home in the Woden area.
Yeah, I'm at ANU.
>>27192226
Shit same, what are you studying? How much of a robot are you?
>>27192220
Fuck off you melon slut.
>>27192063
I am here lad. canberra is a good city, people that say it's shit don't know how to live in it.
>QLDfags
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>>27192252
First year BA philosophy major.
KV, very few close friends but plenty of acquaintances. I've joined a club and while I can interact with people it isn't something I'm very good at, I rarely initiate conversation.
If you saw me on the street you'd probably find me fairly normal.
Yourself?
>>27192340
>Philosophy
Is there anything you can actually do with that or is it just sort of a degree for the sake of having a degree?
>>27192340
>philosophy major
>>27192325
oh shit nigga
you are right near me
kingaroy here
kill me pls
>>27192340
hey can u answer a philsophy question for me
if a tree falls in a forst and there's no-one around to hear it, will you ever get a real job?
>>27192376
>>27192369
I genuinely enjoy it. I figured if I'm going to do something cause my mother wouldn't tolerate me being a NEET it should be something I enjoy. I'd consider myself on a path of self-enlightenment, before I can fix the world I must fix myself.
I can always go and get a useful degree later on.
>>27192398
sorry m8 i was making implicaitons about the plant "gympie gympie" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides), not about being in the town
so your suffering will continue
>>27192340
Third year finance/economics. It sounds like you are doing alright, I've still barely spoken to anyone even after having been here for two years. Just keep up the socializing I guess
>>27188697
How we doing tonight boys? God isn't it lovely, after a shitty start to a summer, the weather is finally clearing up and looking good, not oddly hot and then cold, not overcast but 45c just lovely summer breezes, bright blue skies, and a sunburn on my neck!
Live, love, laugh!
cleaniness is next to godliness lads! enjoy the rest of the week, this wageslave works 6 days a week, every Wednesday is as beautiful as the day i was born!
A out!
>>27192423
fuck
well still kill me then
>>27192412
>genuinely enjoys uni
Have fun with your first year, jaffy.
>>27192340
>>27192412
Are you literally me from last year?
>>27192553
I'm me from this year silly.
>>27190946
Australia isn't our greatest ally tbf. IMO, there are basically 3 tiers of allies (looking only at the countries that we have collective defense treaties with)
>"America for all intents and purposes" tier
Canada
United Kingdom
>"Important ally" tier
Japan
South Korea
Australia+NZ
European NATO countries
Philippines
>"ugh, fine" tier
Turkey
Israel
All countries in South and Central America except for Mexico, Venezuela, and Cuba
dead thread? any more ausbots online
