How long does it take for you to be good at sex?
I only had sex a few times. My girlfriend and I were kissing in bed, but I was just like 'mehh...Goodnight'. Because I knew I didn't know where to go from there. I don't know anything about foreplay, about eating out a girl, about any sex techniques etc.
Nothin'
How do I do it?
>>27188598
Keep trying you get better over time. Start slow and work your way up, to be honest follow your instincts people are naturally meant to do it so whatever feels right. Also kiss/bite her neck.
>>27188686
I only know how to kiss on the lips though
>>27188714
>Can't tell if its bait
move to neck then
>>27188752
I mean, I don't know how to kiss anywhere but the lips
I know how to lock lips, I don't know how to actually just, like....'kiss'.
That's why I had to stop when we were on the bed a minute ago, because I didn't know where to go from there
I'm 26
>>27188598
>had sex a few times
Get. Out.
>>27188776
Pretend her vagina is her mouth and do exactly what you'd do if you were kissing her other lips.
>>27188598
its like dancing, there are specific things you can do but the most important thing is feeling comfortable, confidant even
>>27188807
ive had sex hundreds of times! only with 2 different women, but literally hundreds of times! and there is nothing you can do to make me leave!
>>27188868
Right
yeah, I didn't feel comfortable and confident. I thought, 'I don't know what the fuck I'm doing' and just stopped
i'm gonna google how to have sex and shit, and get this figured out
>>27188910
google can help, but talking to your girlfriend about it can help a lot too, she might be able to help you figure it out or at least be understanding
i understand that that can be scary/embarassing to talk about, but it could really help you feel more comfortable and it'd be good for you and your relationship for her to know whats going on, you dont want her thinking you just dont want to have sex or something
Having a big penis helps a lot in this endeavor, also the shape matters a lot and obviously the girth. Start with a lot of foreplay and get down on your knees, acknowledging that you are going to be the pleasure giver more than the pleasure seeker for tonight's performance. Know how to eat pussy, and don't stop if you taste a little urine. If it's a lot, and/or hairy down there, dump that bitch, or try and slip it in fast enough that she won't be miffed that you didn't finish chomping on her wool toilet bowl scrubber.
>>27188598
Watch how to eat pussy on pornhub
Pay attention to the Jack Lawrence and Nina Hartley parts.
Torrent 2girlsteachsex and read the ebook.
Find ebooks on cunnilingus and read them like She Comes First
Good luck nigger
>>27189033
Also this. Talking to your gf about what she likes and being open will be the biggest thing.
Honestly get a girlfriend you are totally comfortable with, let her know how you feel, and 90 percent of the time she will be willing to train you.
Girls are surprisingly turned on by the concept of teaching a virgin or someone inexperienced how to have sex
I gave some technical advice but consider the following. The best sex with my gf wasn't when we tried those cool positions or "she did that thing with her tongue." The best sex was more about the setting and build up. One time she locked herself in my room real quick and wouldn't let me in. I then heard her take her clothes off. When she let me in she came from behind me, blindfolded me, then started to suck me off. Another great time was when we fucked in her backyard after I ran 6 miles to see her because she was grounded. Having an arsenal is important and I used to love learning new tricks like using altoids to make your mouth cool when you eat her out, but it's much more about getting that mindpussy wet and making a memorable and fresh experience
>>27190030
Have the altoids ever stung your gfs pussy? Does she like it? Do you tongue fuck her too or stay at her clit?
>>27190142
No they didn't sting. She liked it but I just put ice in my mouth now cause the sugar could cause a yeast infection. I didn't really tongue fuck her much, unless you have a crazy long tongue I don't think most girls like it but I've only been with her. I used to just go everywhere on that pussy but obviously focus on the clit when you want to make her cum.
I highly recommend how to eat pussy on pornhub though. It's what got me into my frenzy of learning everything I could
>>27188598
You can win on easy mode by have the BBC or a giant cock in general YOU'RE WELCOME SCUM!
>>27188598
>had sex a few times
GET THE FUCK OFF
>>27190142
She can also do the same for you when she blows you. The cases are also great for putting a condom in cause putting it in your wallet could cause it to become less effective as you use your wallet and move it around and shit. Best friend broke one once cause he had it in his wallet all day and he called me at like 4am like, "dude I fucked up my life is over!" I had to bail him out and buy him some plan B. Shit is expensive by the way. Like 50-70 dollars
Also obviously take EVERYTHING with a couple grains of salt and try and find lesbian stuff on cunnilingus.
Op start running if you don't already. You're gonna need the stamina. Also start doing squats for suspended congress
Kiss up her neck and nibble her earlobe
Any fembots got advice to add? Or numbers to give out? ;p
You keep getting progressively more touchy. Start with kissing, then grope as you do it, then move and start kissing her in other areas. Don't go straight for the pussy, teasing is important. Girls like their necks, tits, stomach, and inner thighs kissed.
Remember guys, sex is an amazing life changing experience and if you haven't had it you are missing out on the most sublime pleasure available in this topsy-turvy world of ours.NOT, lol
step 1: disregard all the retarded shit you learned from porn which is like trying to win a gun fight from playing video games
step 2: do the highly illegal thing of communicating with your partner and ask them what they like before hand, what they like during and what they liked after and tell them what you like before during and after
>>27190279
Imagine this pic with the genders reversed. Tumblrinas would demand the cartoon be arrested.
Report normie faggotry. Nothing to see here. Please keep this gay shit to /b/
>>27190453
>Girls like their necks, tits, stomach, and inner thighs kissed.
Fug on one hand that's great to hear because I like the idea of that but on the other hand I'm pretty sure I'll die KV.
>>27190505
Seconding this
>>27190458
Also this. It's no be all end all or meaning of life. It's way easier to jack it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYA9DaSIddo
>>27190540
#truuuuu
They would secretly want it though
>>27188598
My Ex and I were both newbies, it just takes practice. I downloaded an app that lets you try diff sex positions, it was fun
>>27190595
Name of app?
>>27190595
>I downloaded an app that lets you try diff sex positions
You don't need an app's permission to try different sex positions, senpai.
Anybody got infographics or pics?
Had a shitton on my old phone
A girl orgasming is the sexiest thing
>>27188598
Me and my bf were inexperienced and bad at sex but by the 3rd or 4th time it was amazing. It's been three months and it's honestly mind-blowingly good. Better than masturbation for sure which I never thought was possible.
We both only had one partner before and it was never as good with my ex. I think you just have to be sexually compatible and it should get better and better.
>>27190944
>>27190962
this shit reads like a fucking bomb disposal manual
>>27190972
Best sex? Favorite position?
If you could give one piece of advice what would it be?
>>27191013
I haven't actually read it. Im just bumping the thread because I want a (you) and for someone to watch the youtube vid I posted
Also all my good(ish) shit is on an older phone I can't get to charge
>>27191046
I can't even decide best sex desu. There was this one time that sticks out in particular. We had pretty decent vaginal sex and we were getting tired and sweaty and he sort of decided to go for anal for the very first time. We'd talked about it before and tried a couple times but it was too tight to get in. That time it worked perfectly, felt great. We stopped and I washed him off and went back to PIV, then back to anal and he finally came. But there have been multiple times where we've fucked so long and hard that we both ended up numb.
My favourite position is probably missionary or sitting on top of him, idk what his is. It's the most comfy that way and he can also really grip onto me and hammer away. But it depends on your height/weight difference desu.
Tips would be to build endurance and stamina tbqh. The longer you can go without getting tired the better. Also just genetics, I guess. Like he gets hard pretty easily and stays hard and can cum twice in one session, and I cum from penetrative sex (a lot of women don't) and don't really need clitoral stimulation so we usually just ignore it. Also lots of practice I guess. Everyday we spend together we have sex at least 2 times, on average 4. Most was I think 8. Being attracted to each other helps, and having pretty much exactly the same fetishes.Also having a big dick helps.
I think it's just some people are sexually compatible and some aren't. The person I was with before could barely stay hard in bed and didn't want to fuck more than once every couple of days. He didn't want to fuck for more than 15 minutes and when he did, he'd finish by jerking himself off because otherwise he couldn't cum. Never ate me out or even touched me, just bent me over and basically ignored me. It was boring and depressing and the worst sex of my life every time.
>>27191194
Thanks for the insight femanon. I wish you and your bf the best of luck
I've had this idea where while you eat a girl out you give her your palm and she traces her finger on it, directing your tongue. I also like drumming my fingers on the mons
Advice for giving blowjobs?
My boyfriend is very experienced, I'm pretty sure, and I've been prude, so I want to surprise him when I see him again.
>>27191792
Just suck his dick, what's so hard about that?
>>27191829
What if I'm bad at sucking dick? Is that even possible? I'm worried to find out.
>>27191792
See if he likes having his balls licked. I fuckin love it. Kiss up his leg, get near his dick, then go back down the other leg to tease him. Lots of eye contact, look up at him while you do it. You could Google bad girls bible and that might have some tips. You could chew ice or eat altoids for fun. Blindfolding him works well too.
You could also go on /adv/ or ask /lgbt/ maybe?
>>27188598
Kiss face
Kiss neck
Feel boobs
Follow down to ass
Play with pussy for a bit
Take pants off
Lick pussy (not clit first, get her hot and bothered and then attack the clit to get her to orgasm)
Once her orgasm is out of the way she doesn't give a fuck
>>27191868
Just avoid teeth and don't throw up. If you can manage those two honestly a dude isn't gonna be really disappointed. He's getting his dick sucked. Ask him what he likes though. Even as you do it, guys usually aren't uptight or anything. You'll do good
>>27191882
Thanks for the advice, and yeah, I should ask /lgbt/ about this honestly, among other things.
>>27191903
Fair, obvious points, but it made me feel better. Thanks.
You can learn a lot from porn. Like seriously just watch porn and learn from the pros
>>27191882
Whoops wrong one
>>27191919
No prob. Good luck, knock his socks off.
>>27191932
Not sure how real it is desk
Anyway, anyone got that gif of the guy fucking a girl then doing a somersault into eating her out?
>>27189983
>Girls are surprisingly turned on by the concept of teaching a virgin or someone inexperienced how to have sex
But r9k told me that women hate virgins?
you fucking autists
>they need a step by step manual
>dicklets thinking they can please a woman
Just give up unless you're at least 8x6. Your tiny dicks can't reach places a big dick can or fill her up like a big dick can.
Learn to eat pussy really well because your penis sure as hell won't please her but just remember that that's not what she really wants.
She wants a thorough pounding by a big dick.
>>27193103
You can just shorten the canal by putting her legs on your shoulders
2/10 Made me reply
>>27188598
Do what I did and go through a few throw away practice gfs
That way you are set for when you are ready to settle
>>27193027
I would actually like this. Maybe there is a market.
>>27190388
yeah sure 3072544322
>>27193370
Tell me about yourself fembot
>>27188598
Sex with a gf is not about how you stuck in your dick, but about the passion about two loved ones. Just do it
>>27193417
That's beautiful Shia
