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>Oh look, we got a new kid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAko-4BO7zI
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>>27188165
>mfw i want to be sam hyde
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>sam thinks he's jacked
>in reality he's just a smallboned weaklet who barely looks like he lifts
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>>27188589
>tfw make all those funny vertical video in my bathroom while taking a shit
>tfw will never become a funny meme man that can connect with us faggot but at least i have fun
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>>27188602
Have you seen any recent photos/videos of him?
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>>27188623
yes, normies think he's jacked but is just hiding it but in reality he's bitchmode
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>>27188648
he has less of a stomach than he used to, and does seem to have decent muscles, certainly nowhere near jacked, but he is alright
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>>27188793

>Sam Hyde will never hold you down and fuck you roughly

;-; why live
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>>27188793
He looks like shit. Literally average person who has never lifted in their life.
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>>27188886
well maybe my muscles are smaller than a normies just because i have never sported and sit around all day, but his arms are bigger than mine and im 6'4 and the opposite of a skeleton
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>>27188165
I have yet to laugh at anything Sam Hyde has said.
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>>27188912
probably because you have tiny girly bones just like him
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>>27188941
I used to think the same thing, but then one day I rewatched one of his videos and it just suddenly clicked for me. I can't fully explain it, but the guy is a genius.
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>>27188945
>just like him
well if he and i both had tiny girly bones then he would have big muscles since his arms are much bigger than mine
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>>27188941
obviously you are not one of the ones who understands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5wkQm6B44
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>>27188941
Hyde is the real shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHHJMrP2YG0
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>>27189087
This video and Sam Hyde/MDE in general are more funny to people from Massachusetts, RI, NH, Connecticut.

With the Boston Ross vid he portrays a very common variety of Boston area douche. Square as fuck but thinks he's le cool boston dude.
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>>27188988
>>27189087

Yeah I get it, I get the joke.

But I just don't find it funny for some reason.
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>>27189366
do you want us to convince you that its funny or something phamily
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>>27188793
which video is this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtRZFGUJnOA
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>>27189434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmg4VSWQEnA
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Really like his content but he's still as bad at delivery as he always was.
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daily reminder he banged her
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How fucking tall is Sam?
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>>27190076
Nobody really knows. People normally guess somewhere between 6'2 and 6'6.

He claims 5'8
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>>27190064
Is there proof?
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>>27190215
she stopped making videos to become his housewife
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>>27189509
>>27189509
Charls is a qt
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>>27188165

Sam really psychologically kills me. He's worse than any Chad, because he sees right through us. He's sociopath I imagine, I don't know how else to explain how he gets up in front of people like that. It's like being afraid of a dog, you can't reason with the dog and the dog isn't superior because it barely understands itself. But it still wants to hurt you.

pls no bully.
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>>27190248
Her eyes pierce into my fucking soul and penis. I'm a sucker for doe eyes
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>>27190064
fuck off, it's not funny kiddo.
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>>27190393
no one is joking here, he deflowered her
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