My new gf is coming over this Friday for the first time.
What are some things I need to do to make sure she doesn't realize I'm a total loser?
>delete my bookmarks full of porn
>delete browser history
>hide My Pictures folder full of porn and dank memes
>buy some food to keep in the fridge
>wash my bedsheets
>sweep the floor
What else am I forgetting?
clean your room but not too clean.
hide the fapkins, hide the hentai
>>27187826
be really good looking
>>27187826
Bury skeleton under bed , close interdimensions portal.....Nvm, k , u should make a folder "unseen movies" and put like 3 of them in there...thats what i would do anyhow , and right before she comes, keep the windows open for 4 hours to let all smell u cant actually feel at first out
tidy up the place, maybe buy some flowers for her.
have dinner ready to be cooked as soon as she comes over.
have a decent bottle of wine to go with dinner.
make sure your play list is ready, play all her favorite songs.have a Netflix subscription.
Sweeping isn't going to get rid of those stains use a mop
Make sure you have a ton of video games to play together. Girls dont hate videos games as much as we think. The pic is a collection of games i own. Am going to impress my future girl friend with them.
Clean the bathroom and buy toilet paper, girls use those a lot.
>>27187826
Clean bathroom, put the seat down.
PUT THE SEAT DOWN.
How has your fucking girl friend never been to your house before?
Please tell me you've had sex
>>27187996
>tfw no robot bf to play videogames with
>>27188092
this is his NEW gf not old gf
OP is a good christian boy. he doesn't need sex
cool story op, none of us have girlfriends so we don't have to worry about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b8erWuBA44
op is the guy.
>>27188092
I've only been to her dorm
and yes we have
>>27187826
>wash my bedsheets
good
why don't more people do this?
i've heard of robots who never change the sheets
>>27187826
Doesn't matter, she'll find out.
>dormnorms come to /r9k/ for gf help
How stupid can you get
use baby wipes and clean out your butthole, butt crack and taint
>>27188141
this is true, but you can't let her find out all at once. gotta slowly ease her into it.
>>27188121
then lose some weight u disgustung pig.
