HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROSTIES COMPLETELY BTFO LOL
>Five-year-old girl who dreamed of becoming a ballerina is paralyzed from the waist down while performing a simple backbend in her living room, causing her spine to hyper-extend
>Eden Hoelscher, 5, suffered a spinal stroke after performing a backbend
>Youngster was rushed to hospital after she said she couldn't feel her feet
>Family learned that at just 5, their daughter was paralyzed from the waist down
>Eden who dreamed of becoming a ballerina is now confined to a wheelchair
>Mother Kylee says family will never give up hope she'll one day walk again
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3493151/Young-girl-dreamed-ballerina-paralyzed-waist-going-backbend.html
;_;
that's not funny anon
thats fucking brutal christ
>>27186391
Doesn't matter. Remember she has a vagina and eventually some motherfucker will fuck it.
Poor thing. No child deserves to suffer.
>>27186391
>dog
I think i know how that happened
>>27186391
fuck yeah, thanks for making my day a little brighter anon. love to see a fucking roastie get btfo. she may only be 5, but she was sure to grow up to be a whore like all other women
>>27186391
jeez mann
this is making me legit upset
>>27186575
Since she is dead from the waste down would it be rape or necrophilia?
Could A person dead from the waist down still get pregnant? I always wondered that.
So basicly they want her to feel all of the cocks that will be in her
>they are hopeful the treatments may bring back some sensation
>>27186391
>>27186661
>>27186575
whew lad all this virgin salt and sour grapes edge :^)
I bet you she's going to grow up one of those Buzzfeed-type stories where she's a breakdancing ballerina that uses only her hands, like those dudes who paint using only their feet or play the piano using only their arm-nubs.
Man. This is the board that's ruining 4chan.
A bunch of edgy but still somehow oversensitive faggots.
>>27186698
RETARDED ASS PHAGGUT
woah thats pretty fucking sad jesus christ.
imagine being the parents.
Shit dude.
I'm never doing a bridge (back-bend) again.
>>27186494
>>27186514
>>27186576
>>27186607
>>27186639
You whiteknight faggots piss me the fuck off. Why are you even on r9k? Go somewhere else, you cognitively dissonant pricks.
>oh man I hate women for not having sex with me
>aw the poor little whore snapped her shit, I feel so bad
Christ. Get a fucking grip.
They make new breakthroughs all the time, and she is very young, it's likely she will walk again.
>>27186758
chill out turbo sperg
>'Her bowels and bladder do not work.
lel
>>27186639
TRIGGERED TRIGGERED fuck off faggot
>>27186758
This. She would have become a whore within 10 years like all American women. Now that she has been humbled she has a chance of becoming a decent human being.
>>27186758
>Everyone on /r9k/ hates women!
>/r9k/ is FOR hating women or else you wouldn't be here!
Sure, in the age of the Reddit Frog.
>>27186758
>Trying this hard to be edgy
Change your diaper you underage faggot.
>>27186788
ULTRAWRECKED
Let's be honest, she was never becoming a ballerina, and it's likely that she would have become a horrible person like everyone else in this world. Who gives a shit.
can you fucking faggots please go back to your containment board /b/
pretending that this is funny doesnt make you part of any cool secret club
>>27186789
not OP's post, the story
I'm not triggered, I just have empathy
>>27186789
>>27186758
DOUBLE TRIGGERED
>>27186834
Just because you've never achieved your goals and are a horrible person doesn't mean no one else will and everyone else is. Just food for thought. It helps to stop moping in self-pity, fishing for validation and asspats as you are now.
>>27186834
children are like dogs bro.
they're not corrupted by humanity yet, they're innocent, they're intrinsically good.
its being brought up that makes someone a cunt, not being born.
check your white privilege.
>>27186869
No, goals or not, everyone is a piece of shit. It's human nature.
give shekels please
>'In one instant, that backbend altered our lives forever,' her mother wrote on her fundraising page which has already raised more than $17,000 towards medical bills.'
>>27186880
>intrinsically good
Doesn't exist, get outta town.
Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate children and the thought of them makes me sick.
But imagine all of the things she will never get to experience like normal kids growing up will. Prom, walking down the isle, varsity sports, or just general teenage fun. That really does suck, I feel like I take my ability to walk for granted. I am grateful that I can still walk, see, hear and talk.
>>27186885
Like I said. Just because it's in your nature doesn't mean it's in the nature of everyone else. Nothing is inherently bad nor good. It's up to you to make the most of that. Or it was, up until you decided to mope on /r9k/ like you choose to now.
ROASTIES FUCKING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!
>>27186731
But I'm serious though. Coule a paralized person get pregnant? And if so what are some complications that might come sith it?
>>27186576
children are just shitty proto-normies
>>27186899
>$17,000 towards medical bills.'
>mfw Americans need to Kickstarter their health care
>mfw it's called Stand for Eden, get it? because her legs don't work
>>27186965
It's "paralyzed."
And Google it, newfriend.
>>27186391
>l who dreamed of becoming a ballerina
Translation: Mommy wanted to live through her little girl.
>>27186391
This is sad
Why are robots so fucked up?
OP, this is like the fifth loli-hating thread I've seen you make where you post about some tragedy that befell an innocent loli and celebrate a victory over the roasties. What the fuck is your problem, dude? All this meanness towards the lolis is really starting to tick me off.
>>27186899
>>27186834
this, who the fuck cares
we don't care about the hundreds of girls in third world countries who suffer worse than this white girl
god facebookers/normies are so fucking dumb
>>27186944
That is an interesting thought, that nothing is inherently bad or good. I disagree but it does make me think.
What do we call the little girls who don't know what racism is, yet choose the white doll over the black doll "because it is prettier"? Surely it couldn't be racism, because the children do not know what racism is. The dolls are made of the same materials, yet one is prettier than the other based on color. Interesting.
>>27186880
>dogs
>innocent, intrinsically good
Lmao. Dogs are simply dumb animals that in the modern world are worthless.
Dogs should be destroyed.
>>27186915
Hey she can miss out on the normie life.
One of us. One of us. One of us.
>>27186391
Poor girl. No child deserves that.
Sure is /b/ tier here tonight
>>27187111
EDGE
D
G
E
>implying that you have worth yourself
>>27186576
When I was a child other children were mean to me. They're worse than people give them credit for.
>>27186869
Its called projection bias dumbass
>>27187121
I wouldn't want to damn anyone with our lifestyle, especially a young girl.
>>27187152
also this
>>27186915
>tfw not paralyzed and still missed out on all those things
I don't understand this board anymore. I haven't for the longest of times, if I'm going to be honest about it.
You people cast it upon yourselves to judge society, judge the people in it, laugh at their suffering and laugh when any sort of adversity comes their way, giggling with your frog pictures and your epic cuck memes, but at the same time you come here begging for mercy and wondering why it all doesn't work out and why nobody likes any of you and why oh why won't Stacy go out with you or why Chad won't be your pal. You ask that the world accepts you in one thread, putting forth that people are just mean, rotten and cruel and in the very next you act exactly like, if not worse than them altogether.
Sure, you might be able to justify it by saying "Well the world treated me rottenly first," and that might be acceptable if you'd perhaps stop crying for acceptance one minute while hypocritically pushing people away the next.
You're your own saboteurs. You're all like neurotic, beaten wives that shove people away one moment and then bawl your eyes out because no one wants to be around you.
You're in a thread right now laughing at a little girl who was paralyzed. Anonymously. You have no reason to pose as such a bad person. It's who you really are. No wonder why the world hates you.
You're all f***in' a**holes.
She'll still have a better life than OP
>mfw ameripoors have to beg for money to pay their bills plus tip
>>27187220
That is your fault.
>>27187198
Hey, faggot, maybe I know what it's called but wanted to explain my position rather than throwing words around. It's called having a Goddamn conversation. You might be into that sort of thing. Oh wait. You're not because you're fucking autistic.
>>27187160
In the eyes of the law and society I am worth more than a dog.
I also provide more to society than a dog.
It's not edgy to recognize that the modern dog is worthless and in fact harmful to the emotional health of most of their owners. The dog is antique that no longer serves a purpose as a tool; now they are treated akin to children and members of the family which results in disgusting behavior. Like valuing the life of a stupid dog over the life of a person. It also wastes time and money in things like no kill shelters which should not exist since dogs and cats are overpopulated invasive species. Stray dogs and cats should simply be shot on sight and destroyed. An even more foreword looking stance would be to allow citizens to kill any unleashed dogs they encounter in any way they see fit.
>>27186758
Mate, it is a child. They have literally done nothing wrong. Don't condemn the sinner before they sin.
>>27186391
Good
It's nice to see that a soon to be whore got her shit pushed in
>>27186944
No, it's in everyone's nature. Pretty sure of that. Look baitbot, you're not trolling me.
>>27187268
She's a women she was going to become a stupid slut.
>A freak accident happens to a little girl and news of it gets posted to this board
"HAHAHAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FUCKING SLUT I BET SHE WAS STRETCHING TO PRACTICE FOR HER SIXTEEN MAN GANGBANG AT THE CLUB WITH TYRONE TO SUCK NIGGER DICKS FORTY-SEVEN YEARS A DAY HAHAHA FUCKIN' STACY!"
>Some trivial, easily avoidable social or physical horseshit happens to some retarded frogposting Anon on this board
"AWWWW POOR BABY I'M SO SORRY WERE YOU TRIGGERED ARE YOU ALRIGHT OH MY GOD IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO TRAUMATIC I FEEL FOR YOU BRO OH MY GOD I KNOW THAT FEEL SO MUCH!"
Tumblr. Literally, Tumblr for manchildren.
I fapped to this little roastie, is it possible to rape a roastie that can't feel anything below the waist
>>27187303
Pretty sure of that how?
With the "life experience" you somehow gained through watching a bunch of animes talking about human nature that were tailor-made to appeal to edgy manchildren?
Spare me this horseshit.
>>27187352
That's true to an extent, but for the most part, at least ITT, it's just a big inside joke to annoy big dummy outsiders like you
>>27186391
DUDE ROASTIES BTFAO AYY LMAO DUDE WINE AYY LMAO
Op I pity you. A 5 year old girl. Evaluate your life
>Reminder that below the waste paralysis will be curable in 5 years
She'll be fine.
>>27187409
You say "outsiders" like it's bad I'm not a circlejerking retard on /r9k/. I'm fairly certain that you narcissistic faux misanthropes are just "joking." Yeah, that's it. Because when you're called out on acting genuinely fucking stupid, screaming "I'm just joking" is the go-to card. It doesn't bother me, as I know it's not a joke. Even if it is, I'm funnier than you faggots.
>>27187449
>I'm not a circlejerking retard on /r9k/.
Then why dont you go back to rebbit you massive faggot
>>27187268
She was going to grow up and be a roastie cunt, a whore who would instantly suck Chad's dick
She deserved it, all women deserve pain and suffering
>>27187449
See, I tried to be polite, and all you come back with is a slew of namecalling and chest beating about how great you are.
This is why dumb roasties deserve to have their backs broken, and why it's okay to laugh about it.
>>27186779
>>27186809
>>27186828
>>27187268
sure is reddit in here
moral fags gtfo
>>27187409
anyone with half a brain can tell this is a troll thread. It just pisses me off that anons who have never even interacted with a woman that wasn't their overbearing mother have such retarded opinions on women in general. And they apply said retarded opinions to 1st graders.
>THINK OF THE CHILDREN
mfw bloxs baka senpai desu
>>27187490
Why don't you, you memespouting faggot? I bet you unironically claim Reddit is full of circlejerks too while defending this one.
>>27187512
So you've proven me right. Awesome. Just stay off /pol/ with your retardation and we'll be good.
>>27187534
>anyone with half a brain can tell this is a troll thread
And apparently it's trolled you successfully
>>27187585
>Having an opinion based on genuine reaction to said news is being trolled
2016 4chan, ladies and gentlemen.
>>27186880
>they're intrinsically good.
c'mon, anon. you aren't really this stupid. i agree that they're innocent; but innocence doesn't equal good. children are often innocently selfish, violent, deceitful, etc. they're little savages that have to be taught to be ethical. i know where you're coming from, though. it's normal to feel protective towards children and value them; but don't say silly shit like that.
>some lil niggers in cambodia is starving
>so I guess I can't feel sad about me legs being gone
>>27187574
>/pol/
>lacking retardation
I couldn't make controlled op/pol/sition any stupider if I tried
>>27187623
Oh, I never said /pol/ lacked retardation.
Why don't you try again?
>>27187603
ITS LE CURRENT YEAR XD
>>27187603
The fact that you're unable to accurately assess your current emotional disposition is more damaging to you than anyone else
>>27187241
This board was never for normal people's entertainment. It's here so they can spread their cancer without it touching the rest of us.
This board is why you don't see people talking about "normies" on Olympics articles, or how a respectable female scientist desrves to get raped simply because she has highlights or something.
Don;t even think of this as a board. Think of it as a pit with tons of cool/weird shit going on in it. It's okay to look at everything, but if you fall in and become involved, then you're just another retard arguing about paralyzed 5-year olds on a laotian macro community website
>>27187637
Epic meme bro. You should post that to Imgur.
>>27187645
The fact that you think I'm the guy you were initially talking to seems to be damaging to the point you're trying to make.
>>27187649
>respectable female scientist
really nigger
>>27187605
well children are basically retarded adults.
Don't you want people to feel sorry for YOU, anon?
>>27187658
>The fact that you think I'm the guy you were initially talking to seems to be damaging to the point you're trying to make.
Whoops. Well, I also jumped into the fray mid argument. I just had no idea what you were referring to, and assumed it was intended with the same vinegar as the previous
>another innocenemtn perjne suferes a lifelaterring injusty you deserve a lot more
fuck you god
>>27187585
>implying I don't use these threads to strengthen my argumentative skills
>>27187673
probably could have worded that more realistically 2bh f a m
>>27187693
It's fine. But really, is stating an opinion being trolled? Yes, the guy ahead of us was genuinely mad, and yeah that constitutes as being trolled, but at the same time I don't see what difference that has to do with the validity of his statements. Maybe I'm just getting older.
>>27187697
only high-functioning autists here, man
>>27186391
I know this is bait, but whenever I read about how people on /r9k/ circlejerk and mope instead of trying to improve themselves and how we are like tumblr I get really frustrated because the people on /r9k/ don't really fit anywhere else, so of course this island of misfit toys is going to be upset when people intrude. We aren't harming anybody by posting edgy memes on an obscure website, but many people here have been wronged some way or another. When we asked our classmates if we could join their club and they responded with hostility and said no, how can they expect us to be accepting of them on here? Much like a safe space, this is the only place for us. Unlike a safe space, this is required because SJW's are complaining about non-existent and illogical things. It can be hard to look past the fog of hypocrisy in the previous sentence, because it is a double standard and is illogical to just accept that one person is right and another is wrong when the person or people you're arguing with is saying their right. Let me propose a hypothetical scenario though
You are on a boat along with 199 other members. You crash onto an island after a storm. There is a rare breed of mushrooms that grow on this island whose spores when inhaled cause you to be illogical, unless you have a certain genomic sequence in your DNA that grants immunity. You have this gene. The other 199 crew members don't. Whenever they decide to make a decision, it is often absurd and absolute nonsense but if you disagree and say that they are being affected by the spores, they respond that it is unlikely that they are wrong and you're right because they are larger in number. To an outside observer, it is clear that the 199 crew members are wrong, despite how irrational it may seem if you were the one with the immunity gene.
Anyone who doesn't like this thread is either a normie or wanted to molest her. Either way, get the fuck out REEEEEEEEEE
>>27188157
>Anyone who doesn't like this thread is either a normie
What's so bad about being a "normie?"
Being well-adjusted? Sounds good to me.
>>27186724
No one buys those paintings, and no one goes to those concerts
Real shit faggot you should kill yourself
>>27188119
Remember when robots were outcasts and not just autists? Self improvement doesn't make you a normie.
>>27186494
>>27186514
>>27186514
>>27186576
>>27186639
>>27186724
Get off /r9k/ normalshits
>>27187268
Think of all the wrong she would've done if she grew to be an able-bodied adult.
>>27186391
ROASTIE B T F O
Whiteknights and moralfags ITT can get fucked
This made my day so much better
>>27188479
I can tell this guy's a faggot frogposter.
>>27188119
I seriously thought this was copypasta until I read the whole thing. Kill yourself
>>27188511
Oh you mad, faggot?
One less roastie to orbit?
Dw, she'll still need orbiters and there'll be less competition
>>27188631
>Resorts to memes and baseless assumptions
Back to Ribbit with your frogposting faggotry.
>>27187241
>I don't understand you guys, you complain about not having gfs and then you brag about the girls you banged on the weekend
I think I found your problem
>hurr durr /r9k/ is one person
>>27188631
How did they make this pepe?
>>27188701
Except I didn't say anything you just said I said with your boring, predictable first greentext statement.
Welp now I'm going to bed on that note
>>27187266
>dogs
>harmful to emotional health
stopped reading there, you have no idea what youre talking about.
>>27186391
She was five you degenerate piece of shit I hope you get hit by a fucking bus
she'll never walk again
>>27188777
Stay deluded petcuck.
>>27188953
>Lol maybe if I append the word "cuck" into every sentence I can like everyone else I'll be funny xD
>>27189044
>provide food and housing for animal that provides nothing in return
Cuck.
>>27189110
>Nothing in return
Autistic faggot.
>>27189127
Please tell me what your stupid pet provides you?
>inb4 he's muh friend
Pathetic.
>>27189169
>It's impossible for you to have friends or conceptualize friendship with people or animals, so it's impossible for anyone else to
You're a right faggot. Go back to 8gag with your epic cuck meme. You and your ilk will not be missed.
>>27188875
I pray that a bus fucks my shit up every day.
Go be a moralfag on r3ddit, you stupid FAGGOT.
You're probably just a toasty roastie lmao
>>27188708
Idk, but it's probably one of the best I've seem
>>27189193
Where did I say it was impossible for me to be friends with people? Stop assuming things.
An animal cannot be your friend because they lack the necessary intelligence.
Are you friends with videogame characters? Houseplants?
You're just a lonely loser who can't deal with actually interacting with people so you fall back on stupid animal which you delude yourself into believing is your friend. If your stupid mutt is your friend then how come I could lure him away with just a steak?
>>27189243
You can't even get along with animals. It's not an assumption, it's a fact. You're an unlikable faggot here, thus I can assume you're an unlikable faggot anywhere else. Duh.
>Seriously asking something retarded about things that don't respond to external stimuli
Just stop talking you immense faggot. It's like a pulsating neutron star of faggotry.
>>27186391
Eat shit little normie
>>27186391
>>27186597
>>27186798
>>27186955
>>27186970
>>27187300
>>27187335
>>27187367
>>27187506
>>27188479
>>27188631
>>27189207
>>27189278
>HAHA ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS AND ROASTIES
>H-HEY I DESERVE A GF TOO
>being this bitter and delusional
Please do the world a favor end it all you fat neckbeards
>>27189392
*DING DING*
YOUR ROAST IS FRESH OUT THE TOASTER
GET FUCKED
>>27189392
Don't ever reply to me again, stupid faggot.
Your wife's son needs bail money, better start that report for Mr. Shekelburg
>>27189271
Who says I'm unlikable plenty of people like me. Sorry that I tell the truth and say your stupid pet is worthless waste of space and should be killed.
Stay triggered stupid petfag.
does she have to wear diapers now
this is important
>mfw this thread
sage for downvotemade you look faggot
>>27186975
Fucking kekoriginaloriginalraaaaraaaraaa
>>27186391
You are a giant troll and if you think i'm going top get pissed and all caps you're out of you're fucking mind.
You know this is sad and calling a child a rostie is grade a fucking retarded /thread moving on
This is the only (you) you're getting out of me. Every single rude comment is a troll or bait not failing for it.
Goodbye and enjoy the troll fest you been warned.
>>27189833
>Having morals on 4chan.
>>27186597
>tfw she will grow up to have more sexual partners than me even with a horrible disfigurement
There is only pain
>This entire thread.
the robot is a faggot.
>>27189833
Get a load of this faggot
Your entire post wreaks of reddit
Please kill yourself
>>27189933
>>This entire thread.
M-M-M-Master troll!!!
>>27189946
>guy not rejoicing because a five year old is paralyzed
>"lol fuck off Reddit"
You need to kill yourself
>>27189974
what???
original post god damn it fucking robot fuck you
>>27189833
>Says it's bait
>gets baited anyway
It's like you enjoy the bait faggot
>>27190017
Get a load of this faggot
Your entire post wreaks of reddit
Please kill yourself
Hey you....just go
>>27189997
>muh Aryan child had a whoopsies and now has tens of thousands of sympathy bucks
>kids around the world are raped and dismembered for no reason
Fuck off and quit being a hypocrite.
I don't give two fucks about lil Omar, but seeing this future Instagram Stacy get wrecked made my dick hard.
Fuck you
>>27190046
Not from reddit but even if I was, what are you going to do about it faggot?
>>27190058
>>guy not rejoicing because a five year old is paralyzed
>>"lol fuck off Reddit"
You need to kill yourself
>>>/b/
>>27190083
Get a load of this faggot
Your entire post wreaks of reddit
Please kill yourself
Please end it
Poor kid. You guys are all evil.
>>27190201
This board is pure evil and pure trolling do not take them seriously not even me.
>>27186391
Stupid bitch got what she deserves hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>27190612
Troll with quality or fucking stop faggot.
>>27186391
daily reminder if she didnt get crippled she would cucked some beta guy
>>27190664
See >>27190646 Daily reminder your garbage
>>27190796
It's "you're" imbecile.
>>27190058
This thread deserves to be revived. It would be good
>>27189392
Shhhhh this is r9k.
The sooner you accept these degenerates as complete idiots, the better.
>all these mad roasties ITT
get FUCKED the little cunt got what she deserved
I don't care it's not like that little slut was going to have sex with me anyway.
She was planning on fucking chad.
>>27186391
cmon man, lolis are pretty cool and chill.
Most wont care about our robot status if we are nice enough.
thats mean.
>>27191945
Yeah, kids are cool and all but they grow up eventually.
>>27186391
>now confined to a wheelchair
I bet she'll still have an easier life than me
>>27186391
Roasties get what roasties get :D
>>27186391
Life is beautiful and the world is a benevolent place. Remember to follow your dreams.
>all these pissed off, righteous moralfags
That cunt got what she had coming.
>>27186391
AHAHAHAHAH
GIT FUCKTbetas will still want to date her and she'll still get to fuck chad
