Would any femanons here date a burn victim like pic related (not posting a picture of myself because I don't want to get laughed at)?I'd be willing to wear a mask or a bag over my head.
>>27186262
Would you dress up as a cowboy and service patrons at my hotel and casino, The Silver Rush?
>>27186262
>burn victim
lol you're literally a classic example of the kind of person universally seen as visually repulsive. Just end your life desu senpai.
>>27186433
Make that the Atomic Wrangler, fuck Van Grafs
>>27186262
You're worse off than a manlet.
Might as well just finish off what the fire started and kill yourself.
>>27186262
not gonna lie, if he had a really nice personality, i'd date him.
YOu're in a tough spot, anon, and I'm sorry. I'm slightly disfigure from multiple sinus surgeries, though you really can't tell until I talk or smile. I've got numbness on one side of my face and I my upper lip on that side is basically a tenderized piece of meat. THough minor, I was pretty ugly to being with.
Haave you had any luck at all?
>>27186262
Hurry the fuck up and post ya picture, are you a sith dark lord?
>>27186433
pretty much this, youre only hope is cosplaying and getting some sweet wanderer pussay
>>27186262
What % of body is burned so tell the story and post penis I want to see what it looks like
>>27186262
I think you should join a Freakshow, not even saying it just to be a dick. I sure as hell would if I was disfigured. Seems fun as fuck, get to meet a lot of cool people, maybe even some girls who are freaks themselves or just into freaks.
>got here late for edgy posting about Fallout franchise
tits
>>27186513
The Peter guy from Heros has some sort of disfiguration and he's hot af
>dating a Bernie support
No self respecting woman would do that.
>>27186262
I'm truly curious as to what you look like.
that particular guy is almost a worst-case scenario. if he wore a wig it would help a lot.
there are some cases of burn victims where I wouldn't find it a problem at all. if he had a great personality, I could maybe be fine with the guy in your OP pic. also, I'd need him to get more reconstructive surgery on that nose.
what if I give you an email? would you share your picture for an honest personal opinion?
Definitely with me, and with most people I assume, a large factor in deformation is the eyes, if they're also damaged or pointing different ways it becomes more more discomforting to look at the face.
>ctrl+f "smooth skin"
come on
>>27186771
read the thread you shite
>>27186649
underrated
Department of JUST
>>27186668
>if he wore a wig it would help a lot
Hmm.
>>27186771
>smooth skin
It was never a funny meme to be honest.
If I looked like the guy in the OP I'd just embrace it and become a character version of myself. I'd get give everything I own a skeleton theme. I'd try to get hired at horror houses during halloween.
That's what I would do if I lost my nose. I really don't know what I would do if I was a legit burn victim with painful skin.
Judging by the ridiculous magnitude of porn I've seen produced by fans of fallout, specifically of the ghoul character in both art and prose form, yeah women will totally date burn victims regardless of severity. And here's the thing, that's not a phenomena just from the fallout fandom. There's been things like that for years in all kinds of iterations. Granted, it's not common, but that's no reason for you to think you're gonna be alone forever just because not a lot of people have a fetish for what happened to you.
Such a lust for a relationship...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27186901
No hope anon, all you can do now is fight big boss.
At least you have an origin story.
>>27186458
It'd be cool to have a excuse to be around with a mask desu
>>27186504
Why do women lie even when there is no benefit?
>>27186469
I heard The Atomic Wrangler has Age of Empires 1.
I feel like if I met my husband and he was a burn victim, midget, paralyzed, small package ECT I would love him all the same
I'd wear a mask like Deadpool or Bane and take lots of steroids.
>>27187069
its off putting now, but eventually it just becomes the norm.
I can totally see how/why people might eventually look past that.
If you date a decent woman you will see that almost none of them care about material shit, they just want attention/affection.
They don't care if you are not 6 feet tall or drive a honda
They will appreciate some home made thoughtful gift far more than something expensive bought at the store.
>that dude already dresses better than most robots
>>27187155
>ECT
etcetera's abbreviated etc with the t before the c. ECT is the abbreviation for electroconvulsive therapy like in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
My go to fantasy is the Hound from Game of Thrones...so, maybe.
>>27187225
Auto corrected by my smart phone tell it lol
>>27187225
I love you commentblox
Question, robots: Would you live as a ghoul if you could? Sure, all your skin would be burnt off, but you'd be immortal and immune to radiation poisoning.
Yeah, if you were hot.
No pun intended. But yeah, ghouls are cute.
>>27187069
hey anon guess whati'm not a wooman
If I was a burn victim that bad I'd become a wisecracking ghoul for sure. Sunglasses everywhere and giant toothy ass smiles. Smart ass comments and calling people smoothskin. I might try to become swole as fuck if my body isn't permanently trashed, I don't think I've ever seen a super bad burn victim with a six pack.
PLOT TWIST: OP IS THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST AND WHETHER OR NOT YOU COULD SEE PAST THE FLESH AND ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR BF DECIDED WHETHER YOU GET TO GO TO HEAVEN OR NOT
>>27187310
immortality ain't all it's cut out to be
t. immortal
I'm sure you could get some of those cosplay bitches if you went to con as a ghoul or Skullface.
>>27187494
Why can't you die? Are you being punished?
>>27186262
Nah man, you're fucked. your only hope is suicide or become a super villain
>>27187428
What if I made a Fallout joke, but then sat there thinking about how intercourse with a burn victim with a ghoul would be kind of hot, then realized that made me a real fucking creep and a burn victim who knew I thought that would call me a cunt and maybe attack me physically, then wondered if it would be easier or more difficult to use my shitty fighting tactics, like slaps and scratches on someone with burnt skin (does it callous up or become thinner / crackier?).
I mean, I technically saw the subject as sexually valid but for the wrong reasons, and then wondered if I could beat them in a physical fight.
>>27187428
why would jesus' test to get into heaven include, presumably, premarital sex. why do you feel that having a gf is the ultimate validation for yourself and others as a human? do you think jesus would get mad about being friends with someone instead of bf/gf?
get it together anon.
>>27187616
>why would jesus' test to get into heaven include, presumably, premarital sex
Man wasn't made for the laws, the laws were made for man. Most of Jesus's point in coming here the first time around was getting people to stop obsessing about rules and to start using their heart instead.
>>27187659
yeah, hearts, not their wibbly bits.
>>27187692
>the only factor distinguishing friendships from romantic relationships is benis en baginga, full benedrasion :DDDD
>>27187761
excluding fwb, yes. that is the clearest distinction between them.
>>27187794
Why do you think the Bible uses the analogy of Jesus as a groom and the Church as his bride rather than just calling the Church Jesus's friend?
>>27187835
>analogy
they dont literally stick their analogical genitals together anon. its a physical act that defines a romatic/matrimonial relationship.
you can, no matter what all the friendzones say, have a relationship as close or closer with someone that never gets physical.
>>27187428
Women ruin heaven for the entire world once again.
Jason, is that you? How was your trip to the moon? That rocket explosion wasn't my fault, by the way.
>>27187950
Fuck god for withholding free will from us.
Satan dindu nuffin wrong
don't ask /r9k/ bro
get out there and get what's yours
>>27187193
It would be the only way to bounce back from having your face burned off
If you wore a mask most of the time, then yes. Like Deadpool or V from V for Vendetta. It would be pretty cool to date someone like that, it'd be like 24/7 cosplay, kind of.
>>27188882
Would you be allowed to go to stores with a mask on?
post pictures please anon. you cannot be as bad as some of the other incredibly low lifes here.
>>27186618
A E S T H E T I C
>>27188882
sounds kinda autistic.
but would be super great to add to the authenticity if you were to go to a con as deadpool
>>27187146
Come on down to the Atomic Wrangler, we got dogs dressed up as cowboys!
>>27187196
>They will appreciate some home made thoughtful gift far more than something expensive bought at the store.
Look for my sides in the obituary tomorrow.
TELL ME ABOUT OP
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK??
>>27186262
I 100% would date you senpai, you in Canada?
>>27186262
How's the penis?
Not grill just homo but I would. Not sure what it is but I usually find burn victims and the sort really cute, think Skull Face.
>>27186262
Depending on other things I still would and I think many girls think the same
>>27186262
Don't kill yourself just yet. Start lifting and put on a mask and go full Bane. Then make yourself go viral on the internet as "the real Bane", and THEN kill yourself. Leave a suicide note to your relatives asking them to write " No one cared who I was until I put on the mask" on your tombstone.
>>27186262
Yeah, if he's willing to deal with my loose skin from being an ex-landwhale that weighed a boatload and he's not some faggot always depressed and moping over something that can't be changed.
>>27190341
Wow dude you should do this. But don't kill yourself soon, you'll die anyways and then put it on your tombstone.
>>27186262
Ewwwwwwwwww not in a million years. Not even if you're a billionaire. Sorry if that's a little rough but it's the truth.
wear a mask like the question
>>27190749
>Not even if you're a billionaire.
get a leper mask
