ITT: We post our real names and rate other people's names.
My real name isNoah.
Madeline.
A little too elegant for someone that's an autistic NEET.
Michael
>>27186031
Noah reminds me of someone very meek and passive. Not a total loser but just general beta
>>27186031
Harvey
>>27186031
biblical name a++
I don't know any Noahs but it sounds like a name a quiet kinda guy would have
>>27186124
Madeline is meh and sounds weird when I say it out loud. Stick to Maddie
how aboutJames
alsoZachtoo if you don't mind
>>27186031
Anthony.
I work in retailand get mistaken as a girl by old people
>>27186031
My name isKaitlin
My name is errol
My real name isDavid D. Davidson.
>>27186124
I once knew a Madeleine from the board. It's a pretty name. She was a fuckin' normalfag though.
>>27186031
Hayley
thanks for contributing to the database lads
Chris here
>>27186212
Easy name to deal with, but try to keep your head above the cesspool of "Mike"
>>27186246
James is perfectly fine, Zach has been bastardized by modern parents to no end
>>27186031
>We post our real names
No one named me when I was born and there's no first name on birth certificate. Does my name still count as "real"?
Baron
>>27186031
7/10
>>27186124
8/10
>>27186212
4/10
>>27186234
3/10
>>27186250
3/10
>>27186276
Tranny/10
Allison.
fucking great dumb name
Joshuahere. I preferJoshthough
Hamilton
(this is original)
My name is Jonas
Stephen
Everyone pronounces it Stephan.
>>27186124
You're not an animated French girl living in a Catholic boarding school?
>>27186212
Just a mostly average dude.
>>27186234
Are you a rabbit?
liamherejosh is a fag
My name is shake schooler....the white ruler...the old schooler....
>>27186031
Nick
>>27186124
7.5
>>27186246
6.5
>>27186250
7
>>27186276
5
>>27186310
7
>>27186317
8
>>27186342
>>27186347
4
>>27186345
8.5
ococococococococ
Ethan. It's kinda boring but that fits me so I shouldn't complain.
Andrew, go by Andy
My initials are AAA
I get to be at the top of almost every list I'm on. Especially the one for most failures.
Paul
sounds so fuckin gay to me
Parker
Tyrone Jamal Lewis
>>27186345
I had some classes with a kinda cute girl named that. Tall blonde with light acne, didn't talk to many people ;_;
Nicholas. I go by Nick.
Apart from it rhyming with 'dick', I've never really paid much thought to it.
my name is isaac, hispanic people call me esock
Mikhail.
iaiaiaiaiiaoao
Danny
I go by Daniel sometimes
Kanisha Brown
I'm Andrew. Initials AB so I'm towards the top of lists but there's always some fucker like >>27186470 in front of me.
Julian
I dont mind it but the asian qts cant say it very well
Jamambo
Cody
(it's shit)
Why are there two of these fucking threads up at the same time? I'm just going to rate and not give an explanation because I just did that in the other thread.
>>27186031
4/10
>>27186124
8/10
>>27186212
5/10
>>27186234
4/10
>>27186246
8/10
>>27186250
6/10
>>27186276
5/10
>>27186310
6/10
>>27186342
3/10
>>27186345
7/10
>>27186347
4/10
>>27186359
3/10
>>27186378
7.5/10 if you're actually British or Irish
6/10 if you're not
>>27186409
5/10
>>27186443
7/10
>>27186470
6/10
Andrew is better.
>>27186478
7/10
>>27186515
7/10
>>27186530
7/10
>>27186534
6/10
>>27186545
6/10
Aidan
>>27186031
6/10
>>27186212
8/10
>>27186234
6/10
>>27186124
7/10
>>27186250
8/10
>>27186276
5/10. 8/10 if it was Caitlin
>>27186317
6/10
>>27186342
Baron? Seriously?
>>27186345
6/10
>>27186347
6/10
>>27186359
8/10
>>27186371
8/10
>>27186378
7/10
>>27186409
8/10
>>27186443
7/10
>>27186478
7/10
>>27186345
My sisters friend who is a cute short chick and a loner type like me is named Allison so i give that name a 10/10
Whitney
John. God's own name.
Babatunde
Seriously. My god damn hippie parents.
Gunnar
Kelsie.
Normalfag Asian anon, BTW.
>>27186574
Somehow the two name threads were made 2 seconds apart.
This one is first though.
My last name is Sims. Like the fucking game.
LoganMy dad wanted to name me remington steel
>>27186570
Only good name in thread
MineJeremiah
>>27186627
>My dad wanted to name me remington steel
Christian?
Troy
don't really like it
Sebastian. People always absolutely have to say something about it when I tell them.
David
Pretty run of the mill. Sometimes Arabs think I'm Jewish.
Ross
I feel like it's a dumb name
>>27186656
yeah he is a christian
>>27186574
Also Cody
I fucking hate my name
Andrew is my name.
LuisThe white kind
>>27186364
My name is Weezer
>>27186663
I will always associate that name with a red cartoon crab
>>27186378
Liam makes me think of people's baby brothers.
>>27186629
Every Logan I know is a disgusting greasy weeb with long hair. Then again, I only know one Logan.
>>27186031
Zion
No I'm not black or a jew.
>>27186579
knew one aidan in my life.he died when he was 9
Caleb. Plz no bully
>>27186497
Same as my name
I would appreciate a rate
>>27186656
Who the fuck are you and why do you know my name?
Danielle (:
Lanigiro post
>>27186620
Show tits you whore sounding slutbag
>>27186497
Can you bring me pictures of spiderman?
i'm fucking called Roberto
holy shit
>>27186031
What do you cucks think aboutAbraham
?
>>27186345
I knew an Allison once. I wish I hadn't messed things up with her.
>>27186031
Noah is a pretty bad ass name senpai.
I'm Matt.
>>27186722
Weeb?
yes
greasy?
no
long hair?
no, i used to though
>>27186031
Matthew
>not Matt, say my full name fuckboi<
>>27186124
7/10 sounds elegant
>>27186212
3/10 pretty generic
>>27186250
4/10 i knew in a kid in hs that was named anthony and he was lame af
>>27186308
2/10 how do u even say that name
>>27186317
6/10
>>27186359
5/10 sounds like more of a last name
>>27186364
8/10 because of the song
>>27186443
7/10 nice name thats also fairly uncommon
>>27186500
10/10
>>27186579
3/10 it feels like that name became popular fairly recently but for some reason i dont like it
>>27186595
4/10 I just associate that name with a trashy white girl. Sorry
>>27186620
9/10. That name would been a 4/10 but asians are nothing but qts
>>27186617
7/10. That name sounds like its fun to say
>>27186629
2/10 logan is the name of that blonde weird kid in school. yall know who im talking about
>>27186665
7/10 my bff was named david. he was cool
>>27186736
0/10 caleb is a fucking gay ass name!jk tho 6/10
>>27186783
4/10 too biblical
andrew, top notch m8
>>27186031
Jaromir
Do prdele, blbci
>>27186829
r8 mine >>27186619
>>27186736
I'm so sorry you got cucked by the robot m8
Alejandro, Alexander for you Europeans/NA.
Justin.
My asian coworkers pronounce it like Justine. Kinda cute desu.
>>27186246
Zach 3/10 just ew
James 10/10 only because the James I know is absolutely crazy and sexy. I don't think he would lurk this board, he'd probably be jacking off to /ss/
How about Alexandra?
>>27186829
air roll retard it's not hard to pronounce
Nathan
Parents always tell me it means "Gift from God" and holy fuck, what a terrible, unjustified gift my parents got.
I'm sorry for my existence, mom & dad.
>>27186943
thats funny, i know 4 james es and they are all reddit neckbeards, i guess you gotta have a few outliers
Stephen (pronounced Steven)
>>27186470
7.5 first name, 10/10 initials
>>27186443
5
>>27186409
my brother's name. 5
>>27186371
my nigga. 10 obviously.
>>27186359
3, but i could see this changing when 18th and 19th century names become retro cool within 20 years
>>27186347
2, josh and joshua are beta names
>>27186345
5 (7 if you go by Allie)
>>27186342
9, i don't know anyone by that name and it sounds badass
>>27186317
6.5
>>27186311
6.5
>>27186276
5, the K makes it trashy.
>>27186250
8
>>27186246
7
>>27186234
5
>>27186212
5
>>27186124
6
>>27186031
7
>>27186877
I knew a white boy named gunnar in high school and his head was the shape of an upside down triangle so now when i see that name i think of him soooooo 3/10
Emily
I know it's not original stop rubbing it in robot
>>27186497
reminds me of a fat kid from elementary school that always annoyed me so one day i showed up to a class we had together early and dropped off a piece of paper saying "i love you, -parker" on a girls desk. they both would get annoyed with eachother and i think there was a chance he actually had a crush on her too.
once she got to class and saw the note she was like "EW WHAT THE HECK PARKER" and then told the teacher. parker denied it and we literally spent 10-15 minutes trying to find out who actually did it. parker denied it but about half the class thought it was him and the teacher thought there was a good chance he would do something like that too. eventually after going around the class trying to find out who did it and the teacher saying whoever did it needs to confess or we will stay here all day, she decided to get the paper and examine the handwriting (i wrote it on a bumpy gym wall to hide the handwriting anyway) but one of those weird horse girls ate it and swallowed it kek. Also i remember at one point the class clown saying "it was probably anon" and everyone laughed because i was the "least likely" to do it apparently because i was quiet and never talked. it was never resolved.
I'm Ryan.
>>27186031
6/10, my nephew's name.
>>27186124
3/10
>>27186212
4/10
>>27186234
2/10
>>27186250
3/10
>>27186276
6/10
>>27186308
4/10 my great uncle's name.
>>27186311
3/10
>>27186317
3/10
>>27186345
5/10
>>27186347
2/10
>>27186359
5/10
>>27186364
3/10
>>27186378
7/10
>>27186409
6/10
>>27186443
6/10
>>27186470
5/10
>>27186478
4/10
>>27186497
2/10
>>27186534
6/10
>>27186545
2/10
>>27186574
3/10
>>27186579
8/10
>>27186595
2/10
>>27186596
2/10
>>27186620
6/10 - my first crush was a Kelsie.
>>27186629
3/10
>>27186675
4/10
>>27186933
1/10
>>27186940
3/10
>>27186943
Alexandra was the name of the obese mentally retarded girl in our class when we were 10. Nobody liked her.
1/10
>>27187044
8/10
>>27186951
Yea thats how i thought you pronounce it but ive never seen that name before so i didnt know for sure
Erika. It's okay I guess.
T-Bone
Jason
My parents gave both me and my sister basic as fuck names.
My name is......Karl
Hi, I'm Wilder
Yes, this is my given name
Angelo, not even italian, or white for that matter.
Paul. Is it too much of a pussy name?
Thomas is mine
>>27187044
Name of an entitled cunt that's probably fat and has no friends. Also uses self deprecating humor to make the hatred she has for herself seem slightly less intense when she's around people. Disgusting pig.
>>27186378
Are you that dude from Or Nothing by any chance?
>>27187100
If you aren't black then I don't know where your parents went wrong, Tyrone.
ezekiel
some people call me telford (middle name)
just a south australian cheeky cunt
>>27187136
Paul, you're either really cool uncle bro tier or an annoying faggot who up plays everything in their life.
Tommy
Michael, I think it's a decent name.
>>27186378
Hey Liam, it's David. You know, the quiet one from school.
Tell Josh to go fuck himself.
>>27187044
My ex was named emily. Die cunt.
Tim.
JUST
>>27187147
Did someone named Emily dump you?
>>27186031
original Connor original
>>27187091
8/10
My mother is called Erika.
![170819[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c84mZE8.jpg "170819[1].jpg")
>>27187091
YES, VERY GOOD! This kind of reasoning is possible for Furudo Erika!
>>27187172
Dann son that's some anger. Why did she leave you?
>>27187047
I put a tack on stacy's chair from the kid's desk. who knew someone would actually fall for it?
A kid actually told on me, he couldn't take the pressure as the teacher went around asking everyone. We both got sent to the office since he didn't tell sooner. I was the good quiet kid and he was already a troublemaker so all of the blame ended up on him.
pic related, she sat on one
>>27187100
are you a steak?
>>27187091
where are you from? what race?
>>27187116
0/10 It's spelled Carl you fuck
>>27187131
2/10
>>27187143
7/10 I've met some good Thomases
>>27187167
5/10
>>27187173
4/10 shit name but it makes me think of Timbits
>>27187047
actually was middle school dont know why i typed elementary school
>>27187100
Hey Mr.T, what's up?
>>27187267
Too bad, mine is spelled with a K. Salt.
>>27186031
That's my name too famalam
Stelios
Felipe
>original
chadi have even had a gf, got a bj and kiss but am still a virgin
>>27187331
10/10 Sounds like a Greek crab god.
>>27187343
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEAVE!!!!
Schuyler or Sky for short.
It's pronounced Sky-ler. No one ever gets the pronunciation right.
>>27187157
mfw the second one
>>27187267
>0/10 It's spelled Carl you fuck
>>27187100
shit/10
Alexis
my parents were going to name me Alexander
>>27187387
are you a girl?
originalio
>>27186031
Are you male or female?
Only original posts here, robot.
Uriah
Despite my name's meaning I'm not a believer at all, thus I'm the living definition of irony
>>27186345
>>27187044
Favorite names in the thread
>>27187411
sadly no, if I was a girl I would have been named Alexandria (or still Alexis since it's considered unisex)
Oleg
original comment
Jose here
Original comment
>>27187484
8/10
Underrated name imo.
>>27186980
He was definetly an outlier, no questions asked. I do miss him though.
>>27187523
it's Helge in ancient scandinavian
>>27187484
that is literally the name of my dog
Christian
origi
Leonardo.
Don't even try robot, pls.
Hdjhdi64ej
My name is Reina.
Rose-Tiana
>>27187331
Could you help me move some orange?
Juan Agustin Perez Garcia
i is mexican desi
You can tell most of this website is beta white boys.
>>27187784
Get out, Kunta.
Samantha.
Original.
>>27187529
>tfw my name is James
>>27187626
are you a gay trumpet player? very pretty name
William but I go by Will
>>27187911
7.5/10
Makes me think of a young looking pale caucasian skinny girl with a long straight black hair and straight bulky fringe.
You're probably not even close to that though.
Erick, original commento
>>27187977
Huh? Is this a reference to something?
Silas
>>27187970
Do you consider yourself sexy by any chance?
>>27188065
>Silas
sounds like a Pentecostal pastor
>>27186342
I dub thee Thor
>>27186124
Madeline has always been one of my favorite names. I just think it's so cute. I'm sure it fits you.
Mine is Angelica
joaquin , like joaquin Phoenix
>>27186863
8/10 Sounds medieval in a cool way
>>27187369
I know that feel
>>27186329
I meant you.
I dub thee Thor and I undub the other guy.
>>27188062
yes
look up hibike euphoniumwhere are the kumikoposters when I need them
>>27188080
Sometimes. Yourself?
Bippie. How bad do I have it guys?
>>27188135
but, I like my not real unofficially recognized name already;_;
>>27186617
It's certainly original
Carlisle
>>27188150
I'm dfc, 5'6, and basically a stick. Not sexy, moreso loli bait than typical "sexy"
>>27188189
rich fat white magnate / 10
>>27187131
I like it.
Extra robot words
>>27188205
>loli
You have my attention.
>>27187136
No. But then, I know a very nice guy named Paul.
>>27186031
My real name is Dylan
>>27187154
I like them both. They're unusual but traditional
Jacob or Jay
>>27187157
Tommy is a great name. I wonder why it's not used much, around here anyway
>>27188256
Okay now you're starting to remind me of the James I know.
Did you ever happen to interact with any lolis/loli-esque girls in high schools?
>>27187331
Do you own a huge yacht, that has a baby taxi yacht in its belly?
>>27188205
Be my loli gf anonnette.
>>27187378
Do you play a mean guitar?
Are you bad to the bone?
First of my name in the thread
How aboutSantiago?
>>27188333
actually Iwent to an all boys highschool ):
>>27188361
Nope, unless you are either
A. The crazy sex hormoned James I personally knew
Or B. Somebody close to me in CA
>>27188179
Fine.
I undub you too.
No dubs for you!
>>27188395
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heart officially broken now
Will I ever find the original crazy James?!
Kyle
Are there really no others posting in this thread? I thought it was a pretty common american name.
>>27188409
>lusting after some chad for years
kek women are retarded
>>27188421
I thought that in the south of your continent were all spanish names
Hannah
>>27186234
I would name my son Harvey, or Hiram. Good name.
My favourite name is Jack.
>>27186345
I'm neutral to it, at least your spelling is the "good" was, fucking allysons and alliesons and shit
>>27188461
I would like to name him Ulysses
>>27188439
He was good looking just like Chad, I'll give you that but 99% of people stayed away from him because all he did was talk about porn and various sexual fetishes. As soon as he opened his mouth, people would leave. I don't think he ever had a girlfriend, but I should have asked him out when I had the opportunity.
>>27187136
Hey, I'm Paul too. Yeah, I've always thought it sounded too much like a pussy name
my name is sierra.
>>27188460
I really have no idea what you mean by this. Either way, I meant US.
>>27188461
Literally the most god tier fem name in the world.
ella
>>27188492
I agree, fuck them
>>27186031
Fuck off that's a Chad tier name
>>27188501
Glad to meet you, mine is Hammer
>>27186031
JesseJames
>>27186031
I knew a guy named Noah. He was an annoying jew who was obsessed with the army and was a "get off my lawn reeeee" libertarian.
>>27187044
Emily is my best friend in real life. We have multiple matching tattoos. Would get to know/10
Andrew, just like the other 100 in this thread. But I go by Drew so much Andrew sounds foreign
Philip here, hi. No my name does not have two fucking l's reeeerrrrrerr
Uncle Noah!
Aren't we all descendants of Noah?
I mean if that whole flood story was true.
>>27187331
Are you a Greek Pokemon?
>>27188558
It's funny I'm in my 30s and I've never met another Emily.
>>27188205
I think that's sexy. Gibe contact info please.
>>27186031
My name is Doug
>>27188617
Hi doug.
Is this an AA meeting?
How about the name Kevin?
>>27187911
That's my name too. I go by Sam.
>>27188499
>talk about porn at all get called creep and weirdo
>unless you're handsome then women will lust after you for years
>inb4 I'm not like other girls
>>27188014
I go by Will too.
It wasn't my choice though, it started in middle school.
Henrik
Pretty dope I think
>>27188495
Im >>27188461
And that's actually on my names for future son list wow. Wooooooow.
>when you just wanna live on a ranch in between mountains and forest and raise chickens and have a vegetable garden and a wood burning stove and have 4 children with good, solid gender specific names, and hand embrodier them each baby blankets and give all the love
>that life when this isn't your life and it never will be and you suspect you're infertile but you have no proof bit you just feel it and you live in commiefornia and you can't even afford to buy a condominium and your man wants 2 children tops and he likes different dogs than you like
These are such specific feels
>>27186031
Giovanni
Isabel
Hello my original friends.
>>27188678
You almost got it right, it's "woman" since last time I asked about him, people gave me looks of disgust and it seemed most of the girls still thought he was creepy. I seem to be the only one who still seems to at the very least show him some respect.
>>27187911
>>27188672
I know a sam who browses here, yall from sask?
I'm not posting my first name here, because it would creep me the fuck out if someone replied to this post addressing me as such, but my last name isDe Vries
Everyone thinks it's cool and fancy, but idk why
>>27188736
I already inb4'd your "not like other girls" reply.
Dumb cunt.
>>27188718
Get out now you roastie...you can't go five seconds without attention we get it
>>27188682
Really? Do you not prefer Will? I decided on my own
>>27188757
Yeah I know, I still want to say it though. I like talking about him. Sorry that you seem bitter.
Zoltan
hello
>>27186808
There's my name. My mang.
>>27186031
Hi, i'm Aldo
Shayne
heather
>>27186250
strong 7, do you have long hair?
>>27186342
noice, light 8
>>27186364
1/10 if pronounced with a hard j, 3/10 with y sound
>>27186409
strong 4 if plain nick, you should go as nikolai
>>27186443
great moves/10
>>27186530
strong 9
>>27186574
normie/10
>>27186627
do you live in dunt? pic related
>>27186631
strong 8, light 9
>>27186629
i used to have a black friend called remy martin
>>27186736
always been a fave name of mine, strong 8
nice crisp yellow name
>>27187091
erika is apparently my name translated into latin
its what my history teacher used to call me
>>27187154
dope
light 10
>>27187484
light 8
>>27188133
noice, 8
>>27188696
i like heinrich better, still pretty good
7
>>27188729
fat mediterranean/10
at least its not guiseppe
>>27186364
are you carrying the wheel?
Samuel
I don't have any problems with it
>>27188399
>B. Somebody close to me in CA
this is me pls be gf
>>27188782
Well hello there Zoltan.
So exotic!
Mackenzie.
Probably one of the most shit-tier guy names.i want to die
Daniel, fuck that vine
>>27188791
Gotta be honest, I don't like it.
Makes me instantly think of "Shame" whenever I hear it out loud.
>>27188821
What part of California?
>>27188774
I look more like a Bill or a William than a Will but I accept it.
I think of them kind of as two different people, the Will that my friends see is different than the William that my family does.
>>27188841
It fits girls really nicely though
Me llamo es Ryan
>>27188856
>fuck that vine
kek. I don't know what that means, but it's a funny turn of phrase, I'm gonna use it.
>fuck that vine
>>27188864
I don't like it either. It's fucking retarded. Once I move across the country I'm going to go by my first name, Elijah. At least then maybe people will call me Eli or something
>>27188809
>Giovanni
>fat mediterranean/10
at least its not guiseppe
Well I'm not fat and I'm pretty good looking, well I think.
Girls think it's fancy on tinder, fuck you.
>>27186124
>>27186276
>>27186311
>>27186345
>>27186539
>>27186595
>>27186620
>>27186749
>>27187044
>>27187091
>>27187626
>>27187911
>>27188461
>>27188501
>>27188507
>>27188558
>>27188672
>>27188734
>all these girls on here
...is this real or am I being memed? why the fuck are there so many girls? i am mildly disgusted right now
i dont feel safe here anymore
>>27188919
soz m8, are you an aussie wog or an american wop?
all i know are the fat aussie ones
>>27188908
You don't go by your first name by default?
You're a weirdo, desu.
>>27186933
Nice, another latinbro with my name
>>27188869
San Francisco for college but I live in San Diego, hbu?
SF is nicer desu, San Diego is a little too ultra-suburbia for me
>>27188908
elijah is my favourite name
10/10 will name my kids that one day
>>27188869
>>27188399
Please be in LA
>>27188932
There's lots of girls on here.
They're either fat jaded old ladies, or teenagers with eating disorders.
>>27189001
the latter
light blue slightly loose jeans are god tier
>>27188992
shut the fr*ck up fabkzdomo i saw her first!!! UGH you are SUCH a bully!!!!
>>27188835
thanks man, it's hungarian specifically
do you think i could be a fantasy rpg protagonist?
