>Be me playing L4D2
>Mom busts into my room and asks me about a charge on her credit card for 30 dollars at Burger King
>Tell her I was hungry and that all I ate the whole day so it should be ok
>She starts yelling at me to get a job
>I tell her there are no jobs but she goes on about how her brother will hire me to work construction
>Fuck that, being outside and sweating for 8 hours
>Tell her to go away im playing my game
>She tells me if I dont get a job by the time I turn 32 she will take my computer away
I turn 32 in 3 weeks. What the fuck am I suppose to do?
>>27185918
Try the construction job or find out what your passions are and pursue a career in that.
Why the fuck not dude?
>>27185918
Get a fucking job.
Duh.
>>27185948
I am not doing physical labor and I sure as fuck am not doing physical labor in the heat and cold. I dont get what her fucking problem is
>>27185918
Try the construction job.
It'll buy you some time and maybe the endorphin and adrenaline will make your life more tolerable. If nothing else, you can just get fired or "laid off" and return to your comfy NEET life for a short time longer.
For real though, don't buy fast food. Learn to live off rice, pasta, things you can buy in bulk and cook yourself even though you're functionally retarded.
Minimize your impact on her finances and she'll harass you less.
>>27185991
There are no jobs retard and im not working for minimum wage.
>>27185918
poor mommy, I'm sad for her, having a such loser son. I would love to fuck your mommy for comfort.
>there are no jobs
>here's a job
>lmao fuck that I don't want that job
Scum
>>27185918
>She tells me if I dont get a job by the time I turn 32 she will take my computer away
>by the time i turn 32
>i turn 32
>32
I'm so sorry your life turned out this way anon, what a miserable existence.
>>27186030
Where do you live that there are no jobs
>>27185918
le bait face xD
>>27186030
You're 31 and I'm guessing you haven't done shit with your life since highschool. Take the fucking construction job, work hard, and you'll get promoted out of physical labor
>>27186003
Her problem is that you're an entitled prick
>>27186030
>no jobs
>her brother will hire me to work construction
>won't work for minimum wage
So there are jobs, you just prefer being a pathetic drain on society sponging off your mother like the worthless piece of shit you are.
>>27186129
Long Island. The jobs here suck
>>27186197
It's a job. No shit it sucks. I'm not saying work a dead end job your whole life and be a slave to the machine, but you can;t fight the system. You sure can beat it though.
Shit what else are you doing with your day? Are you happy with your current life? Why not give something else a shot?
KEK 30$ at BK
what the fuck did you order you fat mongrel? Now I see why you don't want to do physical labor.
>>27186197
i have freinds that are all employed in LI you lazy piece of shit
When i will turn 30 my mother will be 74 kek
>>27186269
I like playing games, watching movies, and porn. Thats all i need
>>27186302
I had 3 meals over the course of 10 hours, thats not a lot
>>27186398
Working at wallmart I bet
kill yourself or go on a spree my dude, those are your only options
>>27186580
why would I have freinds working at walmart my man? also why are you shitting on that job when you're too pussy to try some labor?
>>27186643
Im not going to work manual labor like some African slave
>>27186750
But it's all you deserve.
>>27185918
yeah yeah okay another "omg mum is a bitch" story that is typical of teenagers and th-
>I turn 32 in 3 weeks
Well I uh
wow
the future of frogposting NEETs in a nutshell
Get a job then dude, theres always a few threads on here talking about which jobs are the best for robots.
>>27185918
>What the fuck am I suppose to do?
Take the construction job you fucking pansy.
>>27186805
>>27185918
and construction is one of the robot-approved jobs. Trust me you don't want to be working fast food or even retail if you're that autistic, take the god damn job before some Mexican does.
>>27186003
>I dont get what her fucking problem is
You're old enough to have kids of your own, but instead you're still her kid and her problem.
>>27186750
i assume your moms brother in law or whatever is not an african slave. and im willing to bet my wifi that he is a more chill dude to hangout with than you
>>27186197
Fuck you. I live here, and there are plenty of non-construction jobs. Yes, some are shitty as well, but there are some decent ones.
>people want muh trump to deport immigrants
>immigrants gone, lots of construction jobs
>no one takes them
>>27186928
Hes a dick, every time he comes over he makes me get him a beer and he is always trying to talk to me when im on my phone.
>>27186936
Like what? Name a single job on LI with good pay, good hours, and no hard work
>>27186750
Honestly OP...You need to kill yourself. You're a drain on everyone and everything.
I would KILL for an automatic, easy ass job in construction.
You don't talk to anyone
You don't say anything
You just do your shit and leave.
I'm going to go out on a limb here ans assume you've never had a job
Currently a criminal is 90% more employable than you because of the gaping marinas trench in your resume of over 15 years, take this into consideration when there is a job being handed to you on a silver platter.
>>27186989
so you're a 32, sorry 31, year old man that serves your moms brother in law and just looks at your phone when he is around. do you not have any hobbies or any reason to not sit there and deal with him?
>>27186003
What a worthless piece of entitled shit
>>27186989
>No hard work
Every job involves at least a little bit of hard work you ball bag. Go to a temp agency. Take civil service tests. County jobs are generally very secure and have good pay and benefits without requiring much hard work.
I went on LI craiglist and there are a shit ton of jobs, 10x more than where I am. Here is an easy one with no CDL needed if you can drive.
http://longisland.craigslist.org/lab/5492529046.html
>actually falling for this bait thread
>shiggy diggy doo
fuck OP I feel your pain ignore the normies in this board. Getting a comfy job is hard but you will have to try it there's no option good luck
>>27187026
Its her brother, not brother in law and I dont feel like talking to the asshole. He is annoying, always asking me stupid shit.
>>27187074
There are plenty of millionaires who dont do shit so dont tell me good jobs without hard work dont exist
>>27187074
>>27187119
This seems to fit your criteria, actually. You get to be by yourself driving all day and listening to music. You'll just need to occasionally get out of the truck to deliver shit.
You fat entitled pile of lard.
Do your parents a favor and kill yourself, fucking fat leech.
This, how the fuck are you not ashamed of yourself? What a gormless waste of oxegen
>>27187119
>Loading and unloading heavy as fuck fences
>Need to work when not driving
I may as well take the fucking construction job
Hey OP post a picture of yourself. I want to see what a fat, unemployed loser like yourself looks like. How can you be almost THIRTY TWO years old and not have a job/still live with mommy? Why wont you do the construction job? Why?
You know being NEET is just a 4chan meme, right?
>>27187145
Yes, because one of their relatives had a good idea and worked hard to make it a reality and then made good business and financial decisions.
Either this is a poor b8 thread or OP is legitimately retarded and his mom needs to send him to a psych ward, not letting him wield heavy machinery and power tools.
>>27185918
Really dude. 32? I can't judge but damn.
>>27187182
Jesus christ anon it does not get much easier than that without good experience or connections. I'll move there and take the damn job if you won't.
>>27185918
>Be me playing L4D2
I'm way too into that game, pls halp
>>27187207
How come you can't judge anon? What age are you?
>>27187184
Im not posting myself and I already said why im not taking the job
>>27187145
maybe he treats you like a child because you refuse to work with him in a job that actually requires work, and he knows that why you wont do it
>>27185918
Im pretty much you but ten years younger so hahahaha suck shit dude wtf are you doing still home at 32 holy fuck. Nah but really though, just find some shitty ass call center that pays good and get bank for sitting on your ass all day, get a role that works only internally so you dont have to talk to plebs or try sell shit. Most these call center jobs require no experience and seem to hire hippy junkies and old people.
i've filled out so many job applications and the only place i heard back from was a recycling place sorting trash on night shift from 7 pm-7 am monday-friday for $8/hr. I have so much debt from being in college for 4 years and this is all i hear back from
>>27187243
Just finished college. 18. Going to some wagey slave job or military.
>>27186003
Try being a parent of a thirty two year old man child who only plays games and eats your food and shits in your house, maybe then you might see what her "problem" is?
>>27187296
>Just finished college
>18
wat
>>27187239
>>27185918
>still playing L4D2
That game came out like, 7 years ago, the fuck is wrong with you fags
>>27185918
Lol I'm 18 and work 40 hours a week doing shit physical labor. Suck it the fuck up, worthless. Jesus Christ 31. Just off yourself actually fucking kill yourself op
>>27185918
Get a fucking job you lazy piece if trash. Be happy your mother won't throw you out the house. I hope she does.
>>27187332
>Lol I'm 18 and work 40 hours a week doing shit physical labor
Thats cute.
>18, work 60hr/wk in warehousing, have landscaping buisiness on side
>full time EE student at private uni
I bet your mom still pays for your cell phone
Dude you're a total LOSER! you're in your 30s and have probably never worked and you have a job that pays well being handed to you and you won't even take it? It's probably for the best, you would just walk around like you're lost the entire time and put other peoples' lives in danger.
How much more pathetic can you be than living with your mom at 31 and not even working a job
>>27187513
Does the tripfag really need to come in and say what's already been said a hundred times? Filtered.
>>27187468
son, why u dishin on someone ten years younger than you that got more stack. legit an hero already
>>27187264
Im not going to run around doing office shit
>>27187332
Im sorry you fucked up in life but im not doing that shit
>tfw 460 hours in l4d2
How can this be? The game is so repetitive
>>27185918
>Playing L4D2
And this is why you deserve to get your ass beaten by your mother.
Game is shit. L4D1 for life.
