>It's an "Anon goes to the mall" episode
>anon, don't shoot me
>it's a 'some of you guys are cool' episode
There are a lot of people at that mall. Where do you live?
I haven't set foot in a mall in years. I buy all of my clothes at Savers/Goodwill/Thrift Shops or online.
Time to go to the foodcourt with my friends!
I sometimes go to the local mall for the sole purpose of looking at girls' asses and feet to masturbate to once I get home. I truly enjoy it and it's much more satisfying than even the best porn. I can't bring myself to be ashamed of it or worry of others thinking it's creepy. I try to be discrete but if I see something noteworthy, I'll stare and make the most of it, I don't give a shit.
Anyone else do this?
>>27185261
>>27185129
>All those Black people
somewhere in America
>>27185129
>"haha well okay time to leave the house!"
>"Did I turn my computer off yeah I think I did besides it'll lock itself after 15 minutes. I have to pee, I think, I mean I just did but it feels like there's that little bit of piss just hanging out by the tip of my dick that'll soon balloon up and invite more piss to hang out at my dick's border crossing... plus I have no money for the bus I have to walk there.... I mean I don't really need to go look at second-hand video games in Gamestop I can always check what's free to play on steam.... yeah..."
Every time I go to the mall at least one teenager calls me ugly.
This doesn't happen anywhere else, at least within hearing distance. I fucking hate going to the mall.
It's weird to see that mall posted here, Its not even one of the bigger ones in the area.
>>27185373
memeposting aside, I actually do enjoy going to the mallin another part of the city
It's strangely relaxing to just hang out and walk around and pretend to be a normie. I just avoid all those 19 year old girls who stand at the front of stores and try to get me to try a sample of fucking whatever the store is trying to sell. That just ramps up my anxiety.
Thrid world Anon goes to the mall
>Be me
>21
>I want to go to mall
>Reach mall by old van public transport
>Nigga/indio shows up
>Get robbed
the mills brothers - someday
just played when i saw this thread.
>>27185574
>getting robbed by indians
You got to be the dumbest...
>>27185129
Was actually at the mall today. I was surprised with how attractive and well groomed everyone was.
Bunch of overpriced garbage of shit quality and the actually decent stuff nobody who knows or cares about what money is would buy.
>>27185685
Panama is that you?
>>27185129
>go to mall
>beeline to gamestop
>browse the 5 dollar games for 20 minutes
>leave without buying anything or speaking to anyone
>beeline to the mcdonalds at the mall
>get a large number 4 with a coke with no ice to go
>eat it in the car
>go home
I used to work at pic related. The food court's in that glass roof area on the upper left and I was all the way far right in the new area. Normally I'd bring my own lunch but food court was half price for mall employees and it had the only Popeye's chicken within 50 miles. It made me wish the mall had a bike lane just so I could fucking get there and back within an hour. Walking THIS mall takes ALL DAY no joke. It was like a fucking indoor city. Some kind of insane temple to consumerism in my fucking run down poverty ridden heroin epidemic gang violenced ass city.
>>27185806
No.
>it's a "preteens and teens hanging happily passing by" scene
I really like how the director emphasizes anon's loneliness by conveniently using his juxtaposition to the more socially fulfilled younger kids
>>27185862
Where is that at?
I'm curious
>>27186277
Destina USA in Syracuse NY, 6th largest shopping mall in the country.
>it's an "anon visits the lego store at the mall" skit
>>27185129
>walk to pet department
>"can I borrow Arnie for a bit"
>"sure, here you go"
>place him in my hair
>proceed to walk up to people
>"oh that's a cute dog you have an- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Y-Y-YOUR HEAD"
>every time
>>27186406
does security there not have golf carts? Everyone at the mall I went to used to get rides if they asked nicely?
>>27186881
They have cars outside and a million guys inside, the shit's too big and too crowded to patrol with golf carts.
>>27185862
>run down poverty ridden heroin epidemic gang violenced ass city.
Utica anon here I wanted to move to Syracuse once my mom kicks me out is it really that bad? It can't be worse then this shit whole right?
>>27187530
If you get a good job and stay in the rich parts of town it's okay. Salina's basically mainstreet and randoms still catch bullets there though. Even on university hill muggers always come around. IDK man it's alright IF you're a hard target otherwise I probably wouldn't feel safe. People get murdered here all the time.
>go for a walk cause I think it'll help quell the feels
>walk up to local fast food joint
>see familiar faced girl I thought about asking out working the cash register
>only other people I can see in the place are two normie teens
>one of them's wearing a baseball cap turned to the side
>spaghetti will be spilled from my pockets if I walk in there
>pretend to not blatantly divert my walking course
>she sees me do this
>walk around the corner to super market
>eat four dollar sandwich alone on a bench outside and go home
>never think of eating fast food ever again
a lot of people go to the mall just to be seen. I mean you can buy anything online right now on amazon and have it at your doorstop in 3 days. I worked at a mall, I see you fags that get dressed in your best clothes and just walk around with a drink.
>go to the mall
>it's deserted and 3/4 of the stores are closed
>>27185441
that sucks anon
though it always pisses me off when people call an ugly person handsome/beautiful when they know and everyone knows it's a lie
>>27185305
I used to do this, but it progressed into me masturbating in the bathrooms. Somehow, I got reported and banned from the mall for 6 months.
My town is so shitty and the mall is where old people hangout. Only place to hang out here is in your buddies car but I have none.
>6 years ago, be outcast teen
>crazy guy says aliens have his sister and sets fucking gamestop on fire
>entire mall burns down
>ride my bike to charred remains
>gonna get me some free merchendise
>shitty flip phones and other garbage from kiosks is all that's left
Still, it's the most exciting thing to ever happen to me.
>>27185129
>be
>go to the mall like I always do
>all these happy couples holding hands
>solonely.jpg
>spot a 7/10 qt in the book store
>no one close to her, not talking to anyone
>instantly fall in love
>stealthily stalking her everywhere
>afraid she might actually have a boyfriend
>she heads to the fast food
>I sit in a table near her
>shes eating alone
>not chatting on the cellphone like the average girl
>i notice the book she bought happens to be one of my favorites
>really, REALLY wish I could talk to her
>so close, yet so far
>she finishes her meal, gets up and go away
>left behind
>never sees her again
>browse random stores
>go into one of those ones where there's like 3 workers and no customers
>instantly swarmed by one
>tell them I just want to browse
>spend like 2 mins looking at something
>next faggot comes up and starts talking about sale
>I just want to browse for now
>go look at more stuff
>third guy comes up asks me if I'm interested in a credit card for their shit store
>I'm interested in you guys leaving me alone
>all 3 are staring at me
>fart on the way out
fuck those kinds of stores.
>>27186825
Who the fuck is Arnie?
All I can picture is the kid from Gilbert Grape.
>>27185129
Walk alone awkwardly while underage girl's check me out, anyone else baby face here?
>be socially inept & beta as fuck
>go to mall
>see 8/10 friend, known since grade 2
>slows down to prevent eye contact
>"oh hey anon!"
>fuckasstits.jpeg
>pretend to ignore
>"havent seen you in a long time!"
>mumble something about being in a hurry
>stumble away to a nearby EBgames
>guy working cashier witnessed all
>"wow u dun fucked up kiddo"
>buys me a snickers bar
thats how you get free candy
who the fuck needs to go to a mall nowadays?
>>27185305
I do this too, besides the feet part ( I don't understand footfags.) Now i'm at the point where i'm pretty good at taking creepshots. There are so much sluts at the mall. It's pretty easy to spot a whore with half of her ass literally hanging out of her shorts.
>>27190153
Hey anon, I hope you have an awesome day. Life is beautiful and people care about you.
