>all the boy pussy threads finally get to me
>feel compelled to vist a tranny prostitute
>find one that isn't full tranny but more trap-like
>white, 5'4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and ask if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
>>27184549
>ask her if she thinks I'm gay
That's pretty fucked up, anon. Think of how that made her feel.
>>27184578
>her feel
>her
>>27184578
I realize but she was very sympathetic.
>>27184633
>she was
>she
OP is literally a faggot.
/applause
always@(posedge
>>27184549
are bad prostitute experiences a new r9k meme or something.
>>27184749
delete this
blox
>>27184752
>new
sup, newfag
>>27184549
>>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine, suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ABAHAHAHHA
>tfw frustrated Heterosexual male
>5'4, 140 lbs
>not sexually attracted to men
>women hate me
should i kill myself?
>>27185030
just become a cute girl anon~ :3
>>27184749
I can't believe it's already been a year since that thread
>>27184549
You are a pathetic beta loser already, being a faggot isn't going to make your life worse. If I were you I would have ravaged his boihole before questioning my sexuality, no homo.
>>27185030
Just become a cute girl already, anon. There are surprisingly about as many girls who want to hook up with traps as there are guys who want to.
>>27185030
>5'4
Why aren't you on female hormones yet?
>>27185030
>tfw frustrated faggotsexual male
>5'9, 200 lbs
>would fuck a hot trans probably
>women only like my big dick
Gonna kill myself b4 30 most likely
He fell for the
>boipucci
Meme
Top kek
>people not recognizing this one
C'mon now
>>27185030
You'll have more of a chance of getting a gf if you become a tranny desu
>>27185250
bump!!!!1
>>27185251
moar boihole for me desu
>>27184549
D'aw I'd comfort you op :cRight after you swallow my load beta boy
>>27184549
Best laugh I've had all day OP. Thank you so much. 100/10
>>27185620
post face
id take all of that load
I cant believe im doing this again, last time I posted myself I was mocked, please dont mock me, I am new to this. What do you all think? Im trying to transform so I can finally get laid. Im desperate.
>>27185620
post a better pic slut this is hard to masturbate to
>>27185700
man in drag/10
>>27184549
fagposting doesn't seem so bad when it's obvious shitposting. not good, but less bad
>>27185620
PIZZA YES, THANK YOU FOR BLESSING THIS THREAD
>>27185030
>5'4"
>male
wew lad
>>27185730
If you keep this up I wont post more
>>27185175
Where are they? Mostly guys are trying to fugg me. Gimme the qt grills reeeee
>>27185687
Ignore the old timestamp
You'd take a load of cum? You're a real pervert anon kun.
>>27185714
Be patient
>>27185753
I'm here for you bb
>>27184549
damn, this is like some fucked movie about some fucked up young man's fucked up life
did you tell him to play "Creep" while you were down to business?
it goes like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
>>27184549
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corners of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
anon, please tell me you made this up
>>27185834
You look like one of those guys that were bullied in school and liked it. Fucking faggot
>>27185834
Keep going I am stroking it hhng
>>27185834
would cum all over your face and in your mouth/10
>>27185936
How is it bullying if you like it?
>>27185936
Hm hows that? I didn't really get bullied in high schoolI was funny
I kinda like being bullied softly though desu.
>>27186014
Hhhnnngghh time for the pre!
>>27186051
>Not shooting it down my throat
Facial plebs pls go
>>27186151
id love to shoot it down the back of your throat
id be hitting those tonsils all night bby
>>27186151
What... chastity device and inflatable buttplug? This is some advanced level play here. Very impressive.
>>27186188
>>27186230
do you guys mind not cooperating with "le girly penis man sabotaging threads" meme?
>>27186266
>sabotaging
>implying
>>27186230
An anon bought them for me. Very kind. I've been enjoying them the past few days. I'm still plugged from earlier when I took that pic.
>tfw it also vibrates
>>27186188
Only if you make airplane noises while guiding your dick inside.
>>27186266
Oh I'm sorry for derailing your copypasta thread with some oc. How rude of me. I'll go now.
>>27186365
im the OP actually and i enjoy your pics.
post moar
>>27186365
Come back, we want to worship your femcock
>>27186365
id grab the back of your head and pull you in for a long, passionate kiss then force you down onto your knees and slowly push my cock into your mouth and start thrusting until i cum buckets :3
Be honest those itt, do I have a bigger duck than you?
>>27186670
not really, no
is that erected?
>>27186670
>>27186365
>>27186151
>>27185834
>>27185620
agp desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>27186670
Mines bigger and thicker. 5.5 inches and only slightly girthy.
>>27186670
>>27186757
would suck btw.
bloxbnloxox
>>27185700
Is that the assassin from No Country For Old Men?
>>27186694
That's as big as she gets anon.
>>27186703
>Having a duck is agp
>Thinking agp is a thing
Ha jokes on you. I just had my trutrans card renewed at the interracial breeding grounds last week. Now what?
>>27186757
>>27186778
I don't let guys suck on it that's kinda icky desu.
>>27186835
wtf is agp?
>>27186835
pics of bum hole or your mouth pls
>>27186867
Agp stands for autogynephilia. It was made up by some crackpot kike sexologist years ago. It's become a meme in recent years to be used when a tranny is causing you butt hurt on an imageboard.
>>27187101
moar hoar
more like >>27185834
>>27187168
I'm all out of new pics for now. Gnight anon.
>>27184749
Haha ive been looking for this one for a while.now thanks
>>27187254
>>27187254
nite sxc
>>27184578
>her
Lmfao
>>27187436
chicks with dicks are a thing, anon.
>>27185700
Fucking kill self I remember thT thread christ you are an ugly ass man
>>27185800
Then dont you ugly faggot, looks like you HIV all over that ass go to /soc/ or /b/ fatty
>Be bisexual
>hungry for trap dick
>cruise pof and okc looking for boipuss
>difficult and demoralizing journey
>start getting desperate
>set all search options to max
>max height, weight, race, age, etc
>start spaming smiley faces and saying hi
>finally get a reply
>dudegirl is a fat mexican with 5/10 face
>fuck it, ill take "it"
> go to the movies
>dudegirl is like 6 inches taller than me and fucking huge like a football player
> watch movie, get invited back to "her" place
> talk about random shit over beers for like an hour
> getting late
> finally make my move to kiss... him
> he is way into kissing for my taste
> we tounge each other for 30mins straight
> he offers me poppers
>dontknowwhatthatisbutivegonethisfarsofuckit.shit
> we get on his bed and start dry humping naked
> his dick is tiny, he has no tits, no ass and looks like a fucking ninja turtle
> ive long since realized this was a huge mistake, but keep going
> i sniff the popper shit, ot gives me a head rush, ao I stop
> continue dry humping for fucking ages
> dude is breathing like a fucking polar bear
> its gross
> Finally convince to let me smash
> turns over and there it is, boipussy ahoy!
> I stick it in and am immediately greeting with the smell of shit
> keeponpushing
> the smell is getting worse with every pump and its making my dick soft
> decide to pull out for another one of his
2/10 BJ's :/
> look down through the haze of a red lit room to see a tea spoon of shit on my prestine phallus
> pokerface.png
>"something wrong?"
>"there is shit on my dick..."
>"omg, im sooo sorry"
> calmy lay down on bed (tramatized)
> he spoons me and apologizes as I keep saying its fine.
> I adventually leave, promise to hit "it" up some time and hang out.ignore all calls, block on pof and never speak of it again
>>27186824
kek his name is Anton Chigurh
>>27187528
wow anon I feel you being desperate for affection make us kinda dumb not your fault but this society fucking normies
>>27187528
are you REALLY bi-sexual? I mean come on.
thats a hilarious and gross story anyway.
