>interning for a dishwasher position at a local restaurant
>owner says he's going to promote me to a part time position
>he does the background check, fail because I don't have enough comment karma and less than 100 facebook friends
kill me senpai
screen cap and post for up votes, maybe then you'll get the position :^)
>>27184380
>mfw 4000+ updoots and 140+ friends
>tfw they do a background check on your twitter and find out you paid for followers
It's real, it's called a twitter audit
>apply for busboy position at Waffle House
>can't get a security clearance because I worked at Denny's for three months
Godammit
>>27184380
>apply for a job at wendys
>need a bachelors degree and 3 years experience to be the french fry assistant
>>27184380
>apply for managers position at Taco Bell
>need to have a Masters degree in Spanish
>Must have crossed the border at least twice
>must be harboring "undocumented" immigrants
>apply to McDonald's
>get through the initial phone interview
>brought in for a group interview
>make it through that
>they see I have a PhD in culinary arts and bring me in for a one-on-one interview
>tell me that I probably have the job but they need to run a background check
>pass the Facebook friends check (thank goodness!)
>pass the Reddit karma check thanks to some dank memes I shared with friends
>fail the Twitter check because I disagreed with Anita Sarkeesian 3 years ago
>blacklisted from every employer in the entire state
>interning
>dishwasher position
>>27184977
Congratulations, Anon. You found the joke. You have a bright future here at Joke Finders, Inc.
>>27184990
When does my internship start?
>>27184977
>today's job market
>>27184977
wow lads look we found a jobfag
