Why aren't you selling your boypussy for shekels?
>>27183894
I'm not a jew, also money is a lie, the only truth is total peace through total insanity
>>27183894
way too fat for that
>otherwise id definitely consider it, one way or another
I have too much self respect to sell it.So I let guys use it for free.
>>27183894
Because noone will but it.
>>27184146
I'm sure there's someone out there that would but your butt
>>27184120
i only let qt traps use my boipussy desu senpai
>>27183894
My boipussy is reserved for traps only, and I don't know any qt ones unfortunately
>>27183894
I don't want aids desu
>>27183894
>Why aren't you selling your boypussy for shekels?
No one wants my boypussy even if it was free ;;
I do consider it sometimes, but I'm too autistic and haven't got the confidence to.
pic related: my boypussy
Not homo, goes against my beliefs, ugly, and most of all:I have hemorrhoids
>>27184851
>pic related: my boypussy
>tfw will never fuck sweet boypussy like that
>>27183894
I'd never sell my body.I give it for free to whoever wants it
>>27184691
sauce?
totally original comment desu senpai
>>27185096
>sweet
>it's as flat as a board
>>27183894
No one wants to fuck an ethnic Chewbacca ass. Hopefully this will translate into a useful attribute in prison
>>27185142
One word about gays for you:
> bears
>>27185139
All butts are flat like that when you're on your knees, anon.
>>27185160
Not good ones original comment.
>>27185139
Yeah. :(
Being built like a twig means no ass.
>>27185139
>not wanting sweet skinny boypussy
Your loss anon. I'd fuck it again and again.
This one is literally perfect
>>27184851
Cute boypussy dude.
>>27185205
Something's missing from this picture...
>>27185155
In all honesty if I had to choose I'd rather be a top (which is what I assume bears usually are).
>tfw you will never be an ancient Roman and engage in pederasty and take a young puer's culus feminine while never knowing the words straight or gay
>>27185299
>tfw you will never be young roman femboy raped daily by muscular guards
>>27185368
>>tfw you will never be young roman femboy raped daily by muscular guards
I didn't need this feel anon. Now I'm even more depressed.
>>27185226
what,cock?
>>27185377
The closest I'll get is knowing that one guy maybe jerked off a little to my pic.
Why even live.
>>27185368
>>27185428
I'll be your vir if you'll be my pusio, though I prefer my puers to look like puer delicatus and act like scultimidonus. In short, no pudicitia. Understood?
>>27185428
Why don't you get someone to fuck you? Bottoms are in high demand.
The idea of having sexual relations with another guy disgusts me. Also, anal sex is foolish.
>>27185205
> This one is literally perfect
Chances are that it wouldn't remain so after being misused as a "boypussy." Not that I'm interested in male anus in the least.
>>27185368
>>27185377
We should setup a Roman Cosplay gangbang.
I wanna be a femboy.
>>27184691
mizukage???????
>>27185505
This is the epitome of a puer delicatus. Take notes "traps" this is the traditional Roman ideal for your kind.
Because I have hemorrhoids right now
>>27185522
I'll try my best to live up to Roman expectations, anon. I hope my butt is good enough.
>>27185505
>We should setup a Roman Cosplay gangbang.
That would be amazing.
>>27185470
Ugly, scared and too autistic to travel.
>>27185505
literally the dream
>>27185549
>Roman Cosplay gangbang.
Just looked that up and got this: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1921121986
"Two Roman Legionnaires Double Team a Senator's Wife"
How would one go about doing this or getting a sugar duddy? What sites or whatever are reliable and I won't end up in a body bag.
>>27185500
>after being misused as a "boypussy."
You can already tell it's been used, just look at it
Still a great looking cocksleeve though.,that with that pale skin
>>27185593
Fetlife is probably the most popular. Just make sure you don't rush into anything.
>>27185500
>>27185603
That is not how butts work. They aren't like vaginas. They tighten back up if they aren't constantly being used.
>>27185568
Fuck iktf anon. Sorry.
>>27185582
>tfw will never be the wife
>>27185505
Post whole thing pls.
>>27185674
Don't have it saved.Just other trap pics and nudes.
>>27185624
The sphincter does yeah
The skin around it, will always have that spread look though.
>>27185603
> You can already tell it's been used, just look at it
The human anus at rest is supposed to resemble an anteroposterior slit with semi-symmetrical radial folds on both sides. That guy's looks somewhat close, although the folds are perhaps somewhat flattened.
The ridge on his perineum also might be normal (the perineal raphe), albeit unsightly. Women apparently lack it, because there is no embryological fusion into the scrotum/penis for women.
>tfw no robot boipussy pics that aren't of some trap
>>27185733
Post those whist we talk about what we'd do if we were in a modern gymnasia et otia et turpes amores.
>>27183894
Because I doubt I would get paid enough, and also what if I get bullied into doing things I don't want to do or hurt and start crying
I don't like these consequences
>>27183894
I'd really only be comfortable giving handjobs
Or at least, it's the only thing I'd be good at
>>27185797
>tfw didn't fall for tranny meme and just became a qt femboy twink
Can enjoy being cute for a couple years and then get fit. The Classic Greek/Roman way things are meant to be.
>>27185799
Okiedokie
>>27185874
Nonsense, anon. You can be cute forever. You just won't be extra feminine cute forever. Men age splendidly.
>>27183894
Cause nobody wants a black bottom, they always expect me to top even though I.m timid af.
>>27185874
>tfw no robot twink bf
>>27185897
Is that you?Please.
>>27183894
Because hooking up and having wanton sex is too degenerate for me. Attention whoring my butt and body on /b/ is enough for me.
>>27183894
I think I have a shallow ass. I can only penetrate like three inches before I hit some sort of wall that I can't get behind. I bet they would just force their way in and it would hurt.
>>27185897
Is it possible to get assbro or admin butt without genetics? It's like they are fat but they have flat tummies.
>>27185931Yes
>>27186037
My baseline butt was pretty lame. It's only nice because I exercised it.
Assbro's butt is as nice as it is because of a combination of genetics and exercise. He's got lots of fat and it's nice and big and shapely because he's so /fit/.
>>27186037
Traps have some sort of squat regimen and special diet to get trap-mode aesthetics (or they try at least). I think I saw it on /lgbt/ once when I was doing my cross-site board tour.
>>27186112Oh, good. Very nice butt, famo.
>>27186037
Mostly fat distribution genetics. Also admin doesn't necessarily have a flat tummy (it's still cute though)
I've exercised my butt to a point where it's big, but it isn't wide and jiggly due to genetics.
>>27186112
Well yours looks phat too. guess I need to exercise my butt more if you say that's what you did.
>>27183894
>tfw no masculine bf to pound my ass
Why is this so difficult. I want to be straight tobequitehonest
>>27186204
Boy butts need muscle to be cute. An un-exercised boy butt is typically flat and saggy.
I'm a very sensitive person anon I don't think I could emotionally handle having a strange man fucking me in the butt. Not that I don't love it mean and rough as long as it's with someone I like and trust.
To any femboys here looking for sugar daddies: I need some femboy feet to worship. Post a picture of your bare feet (tops and soles) and I will consider entering into financial servitude with you.
I'm looking for long slender feet btw. Must have long hair too. No leg hair obviously.
>tfw hairs grow back literally the same day you shave
>tfw epilating anything other than legs hurts more than anything in the world, especially chest and stomach
Kill me now
>>27186244
This. Nice boybutts are 85% muscle
>tfw bf wont let me get at his bp
:(
Because I want a cute bf that wants more than just fucking every other day.
>>27186344That's one really nice boy butt.
>>27186004
That could perhaps be due to the anorectal angle that a healthy puborectalis muscle maintains.
"The puborectalis muscle is another component of voluntary control of fecal continence. It is a striated muscle with somatic innervation from the pelvic branches of the S3 and S4 pudendal nerves. The puborectalis muscle wraps around the rectum and inserts on the symphysis pubis. It thus creates the anorectal angle (normally 60 [degrees] to 105 [degrees]) which further slows the progress of stool to the anal canal. The puborectalis muscle functions with both tonic contraction and voluntary control. The EAS [external anal sphincter] and puborectalis are unique skeletal muscles in that they both have tonic activity even at rest, thus allowing the tonically contracted EAS to provide 15% to 20% of the resting tone of the anal sphincter. These muscles only completely relax during defecation straining."
Canadian Journal of Gastroenterology. Apr 2009; 23(4): 301-308.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2711681/
"MRI studies have outlined the anatomy of pelvic floor muscles much more clearly than was possible with anatomical dissection studies... Changes in the anorectal angle reflect the constrictor function of pelvic diaphragm muscle, and it is felt that these changes in the anorectal angle are caused by the contraction and relaxation of the puborectalis muscle (figure 6, 7). On the other hand, it is likely that cranio-caudal movements of the anorectal angle are predominantly related to the pubococcygeus, ileococcygeus and ischiococcygeus muscles. During pelvic floor contraction, the anorectal angle becomes acute and it moves cephalad. On the other hand, during relaxation and defecation, the anorectal angle becomes obtuse and moves caudad."
Gastroenterology Clinics of North America. 2008 Sep; 37(3): 493-vii. (Pre-publication author manuscript)
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2617789/
>>27184043
I like fat dudes so if I was a degenerate i'd totally buy some chubby bp
>>27186558It's my butt, so thanks!
>>27186714
>tfw cute boys tease their boypussy on /r9k/
>tfw will never fuck them
>>27186714You too, Anon, many thanks.Do you have more? haha
>>27185624
> That is not how butts work. They aren't like vaginas. They tighten back up if they aren't constantly being used.
That's not necessarily true, depending on how the anus and rectum were (mis)used. As I wrote in >>27185500, "anal sex is foolish," and I stand by that statement.
>>27186768
iktf
>tfw no bf to butt fuck me
>tfw no bf with nice butt to fuck
>>27186782Sure ;) One more pic just for you. I know r9k doesn't like attention whores
>>27186913Thank you again, kind Anon. I'm okay with them as long as they're nice boys and not roasties of any kind.
>>27186983
You welcome :)
>>27186983
>I'm okay with them as long as they're nice boys
fag propagandist pls go.
>>27187562
>butthurt roastie feminist
go back to tumblr pls
>>27187590
no one should be cam whoring in here. just because that precept disagrees with your dick-wants doesn't mean he gets a fag pass.
ps gob2 lgbt queer.
One word is probably good enough reason as any
Hemoroids
nuf said
>>27187641
Sounds like you have the worlds longest salted broom stick up your ass
>>27185205
now THIS is boipuccy
>>27187944
lel, k queer
>>27187968
roastie get out ree
>>27187948
I just want to bury my tongue in it
Well I'm lewd posting in another thread so I might as well lewd post here too
>tfw no robot friends to tag team my boypussy
>>27188717
Yeah, might as well.
>>27189084
This.
>this is literally the best boipussy I've ever seen
>would fuck for days
>>27189464
Who wouldn't? haha
>>27189464
Looks to manly, no curves
>>27183894
Fat balding old men are ugly. Eww anon. Not even in doujins can I tolerate it.I would sell myself to Chad though
>was scheduled to meet up with a 60-something year old guy to blow him for $100
>pussied out and cancelled
I just can't bring myself to do it guys, I get offers from dudes on craigslist all the time but can't help but have extreme distaste for it. It's weird thinking about getting fucked with literally no connection to the guy
