This is Sad Chad.
Why is Chad sad?
I'll start
>His girlfriend surprised him with a visit and now he has to cancel his plans with Stacy
>>27183095
>Those robot virgin fucks keep yelling at him when he tries to brag about his sexual past to them
he needs to shave thats wry.
>He didn't get the modeling job in Hawaii, only the one in Thailand
>>27183095
>he underestimated the number of condoms he would need over spring break
>>27183095
>he's really bummed out that this hot bitch he's been trying to score with is too busy to go to ibiza with him
>now it'll just be him and his five mates going so he'll have to content himself with banging random sluts instead
>>27183095
>he only made the second team All-American football squad
>>27183095
>He had only 3 threesomes in the last week.
>>27183095
>it is exhausting being so popular
>>27183095
>he just got the news that his mom's body was found strangled and violated in a ditch
>>27183095
The guy in your pic doesn't look sad. Do you have literal autism?
>>27183394
>implying Chad would ever have a reason to be sad
It's fun to pretend
>>27183394
its the best i could find, its hard to find a good picture of a sad chad, you also run into a lot of gay porn when looking for images of sad chads
>>27183391
My fucking sides hurt
>his golden retriever he's had from childhood died after 20 years of being by his side
>he wrecked his sports car so now he has to drive his hummer
>he had football practice the next day so he only stayed at the party until 2 AM
>He didn't win custody
>He did win custody
>he is circumsized