>"Psst, Stacy, your weird older brother just came out of his room. Hey, anon, do you talk?"
>>27182785
Damn did allah grant me my whores?
>>27182785
>make eye contact
>scowl
>go for my soda
>return to my room without saying a word
>>27182785
"I am death's emissary, here to purge the world of the blight that is WOMAN once and for all!"
>shuffle back into room quietly
>>27182850
You could try stealthing past them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME
>>27182785
WHO THE FUCK PUT UP THESE GAY LIGHTS
>mumble stutter mumble
>awkwardly leave
>can hear them laughing like hyenas
>start crying
>stacy sister later comes by to check on me
>I show just enough vulnerability to show that it upset me
>she gives me a huge hug to make me feel better
>>27182785
>weird older brother
Who fucking uses these words in sentence when you're sitting in his family house?
>>27182785
>strangers visiting your place
>EVER leaving your room
normie in denial
>>27182785
*straighten posture*
*hold stomach in*
*push chest out*
H-h-h-hey guys howsitgoingkripparianhere.
I-i-i-i mean what are you girls eating
oo-o-o-ok
Holy fuck, I think I know some of these girls. OP are you norwegian?
>>27182785
*growl and grunt like a wild animal*
*jump on the table and start humping the turkey*
*wildly snarling and thrashing, naked in bits of greasy broken turkey*
*roasties screaming and scattering because scared*
I just wanted my tendies
>>27183247
No, but I didn't take this pic myself.
>>27182785
>*unsheath katana*
>*teleport under table*
>"Heh, I can do more than just talk, roastie scum"
>*drop trousers*
>*take huge shit*
>*teleport back to room*
thats a big dinner t b h
>>27182785
*walks past, looking sleep deprived*
*furrows his brow*
Yes. Do you suck dick? If not, fuck you.
*walks on past snatching the dirty Stacy's drink*
*nicks some food off the table and goes back upstairs*
>>27182785
Blonde, gold sequins
White shirt, arched back, black collar
Ginger
The painted broad, front and center
The girl to the right of the flannel whore
FOREHEAD
The blonde next to FOREHEAD
The brunette next to that blonde
The blonde on that brunette's other side
QT at the head of the table
Don't mind me
>>27182785
"When did we convert our home into a restaurant?"
If you meme them just right, you could get lucky.
>>27183487
There's not enough meme magic in this world for that.
>>27182884
It's funny until he yells ambush and starts shooting
>>27182785
Goo thing my sister doesn't have any friends.
>>27182880
>>27183301
>>27183343
>>27183385
Classic r9k shit. Show those roasties whos really in charge.
Well. To what is talk, m'lady?
>raises fedora ever so slightly
To talk is to speak words. And i'll tell you what baby. ACTIONS speak LOUDDDER than words!
>Uses austistic super strength to karate chop the dinner table into pieces
"Whoa anon that was really cool"
Cool like a polar bear?
>Roars like a bear and every female in the room gets wet immediately
Well ladies, I must be going now. My city needs me
>Jumps through the ceiling and fly away, only to land back in my room
>play minecraft all night again
>>27182785
get the fuck out of my house, ya dirty lil whores n sluts
>>27184343
Lol Im dying
>>27182785
you fat whales eat all the fucking food??!!! great!! im paying for your food!! get the fuck out now before i call the cops dirty roasties
just to have that many girls looking at me would make my day. normally none look at me, hell just one would be nice. least they are smiling at me.
>>27182785
I find it really amusing that most of those girls are way under 5/10 and still can pull that smug face. You should take notes.
>>27182785
guess im close to being a normie, those situations used to scare me a lot, now I dont feel anything
>>27182785
My younger sister's friends actually liked me tbqh because I am super cool and all of the young uns want to be like me. One of them even called me their big brother before too, which was nice.
OY VEY MY NIGGAS IS THAT FREE BOOZE I SEE? DONT MIND IF I TAKE A FEW BOTTLES, DO YA? IM OFF TO MY ROOM TO GET DRUNK AND HOPEFULLY KILL MYSELF THIS TIME! SEE YA~
>>27184710
Do you think she called you Big brother because of implications about your penis?
>>27184636
Damn, and I thought my standards were high.
>>27184754
haha I never thought of it that way. I am black and she's white so maybe she bought into the bbc meme. Had a nice ass too.
Still a 19yo KHV though because I don't know how to get to the next step in a relationship after friendship.
>almost this exact thing happened
I was at my older cousin's house for her graduation, and I walked out of their basement where we were staying, and I had to walk across a whole room filled with her other stacy friends to get a soda. It was awful. I still cringe thinking about it.
>her normalfag friends got all of the kind I wanted anyway
>>27182785
Who wants a taste?
>>27185186
I'm sure you were also very self-aware of how you were walking.
>>27182785
>Begin talking
>"Hello ladies. Have any of you heard the story of..."
>Cut off in midsentence
>Get strange look on my face
>Audibly fart
>Groan heavily
>Shake left pant leg until a nugget of poop falls to the floor
>"Guess I left you guys a surprise, ha..."
>Drop emergency smoke bomb that I bought from Japanese wholesaler
>Tiny puff of purple smoke comes out, barely reaches my knees
>Shuffle away silently, making eye contact the entire time
>>27184945
>bbc meme
>meme
>>27184710
A lot of my younger sister's friends have crushes on me and a long time ago one of them made a "book" where we get married. I'm 24 khv now
Why cant post-pubescent girls see how great I am?!
>>27182785
*dialogue screen pops up*
>Yeah I talk
>Sometimes, what's it you?
>[Speech 8%] Blow me Stacey
>*Remain silent*
Select *Remain silent*
whip out my dick to assert dominance
>>27185738
I don't know man, beats me. That's pretty much my situation too, except those girls are now all 18 and I'm 19. There isn't much of an age gap between me and them, but I think they all moved on to being sluts.
What happened? They used to be so pure.
>>27182977
This is a unique post expressing my agreement with the quoted post.
>>27182785
They want your dick If your even the slightest amount of attractive, it's a very common fetish girls have.
