>"We prefer to treat this 'interview' as more of a casual chat"
>"Make yourself at home. Would you like a drink?"
>"Ok so first question... Are you a virgin? Because you sure look and act like one haha"
wat do?
>>27180977
Get up and leave, but not before throwing my drink over them
Say yes. What are they going to do?
>>27181454
>What are they going to do?
Not hire you and/or find an excuse to have you arrested, of course
Uh, yes ma'am
Mrs. Interviewer you better choose your next words wisely because you may have a sexual harassment and discriminatory workplace lawsuit coming your way.
>>27180977
Record the job interview.
Send it to their supervisor. If their supervisor doesn't take action, I go to the press.
I use this leverage in order to force them to give me a job.
Sue them for discrimination or sexual harassment or some shit. Use this fucked up system they've created and turn it against them.
>>27181751
Why would you wanna work for those harpies? Sue the fuckin place.
>>27181751
you can actually sue for sexual harassment even if you dont work there.but good luck getting anything out of accusing a woman of sexual harassment
>>27181766
They haven't actually discriminated or done anything illegal.
They haven't caused any damages, either.
There's no basis for a lawsuit.
Trust me, as a nonwhite who's obese, I've dealt with my fair share of shit when I was young and searching for jobs.
I've been told outright by employers that "We think you're too fat for the job, sorry."
And that isn't illegal at all.
>>27180977
>Drinking coffee in bed.
IRRSHYGDDT
OP is just messing around but I was always asked questions like that at job interviews. it's important to understand that interviewers will be looking for people who have positive traits such as being sociable, easy to talk to, safe to be around, etc, and the best indicator of these qualities is being in a relationship. You should prepare answers and stories explaining how you met your girlfriend and practice them. NEVER under any circumstances tell a interviewer that you're single. Lying about this helped me get my current job.
yes I know it's illegal to ask this in a job interview but employers don't care and good luck taking them to court.
"I've had two different girls fart in my face. Does that count as losing it?"
>>27181859
If it's the kind of place that thinks its ok to ask those kinds of questions, do you really want to be working there anyway?
>>27180977
My mum is a recruitment manager, and i've first-hand witnessed her flirting with a Chad applicant during the interview.
He got the job.
>>27181942
Real talk: HR culture is usually radically different from the rest.
It's a feminist stacy-ridden henhouse.
>>27181942
I need the money
another good tactic to use is to pretend you're not unemployed. tell them you work somewhere and that you're looking for other options because it's too repetitive and need something more engaging. women find desperation repulsive, if you're interviewed by one you want to give her the impression you don't really need the job.
> pulls out twin deagles
Say goodbye to your brains
>>27182054
Ahahaha
What the fuck man, why is this so funny?
>>27180977
Yes.
My complete lack of sex life is ensured I had the time and money for the training, led to my years of experience working as much overtime as possible in this field, and is probably related to my autistic obsession with details that make me the perfect candidate for this position.
Hell, if you don't offer me the job and another beer right now I'm walking out and going to the other interview I booked for today.
>>27180977
>"Haha... ;^) well... I am. Is that going to be a problem ladies?"
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>>27182278
>"Leave this interview please"
>>27181745
autist
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>>27182685
Right then. I've been recording this entire interview on my phone.
Let me just say this has been the most unproffessional excuse for a hiring process I've ever been involved in.
I'll be seeing you in court.
Good day.
please review my resume again. You'll notice a detailed list of previous partners, along with accompanying videos as proof.
>>27181942
That's the thing about the interview process; they're trying to get a good employee first, but they're definitely looking for a good "cultural" fit; meaning you'll laugh at jokes, be able to converse about your day-to-day life and theirs'. If you're not talking about a big corporation, the people interviewing you are more than likely looking for a friend for eight hours out of the day, albeit one they can dump responsibilities onto.
>>27180977
>Oh sorry I should loosen up
