I have a pre-employment pee test tomorrow and I'm freaking out about it. I've been weed-free for 35 days but I was a chronic smoker since about 2013 (though I've cut back quite a bit in the past year). I am 5'10 about 145 pounds. I took a home test with my first pee of the day and got a negative, but I don't know how accurate those things are.
How fucked am I? Anyone with drug test experience care to shed some light?
panicking won't help
justs stay calm, if you're weed free for 35 days it won't still be in your piss friend.
everything will be fine
drink something highly caffeinated and then lots of water just to be safe. but 99% chance you're fine.
>>27180025
I've been reading online about people pissing dirty for 60 days or even 90 days after abstaining. I'm afraid I will be one of those poor saps and blow a great job opportunity.
>>27180064
You sound like you've got a great metabolism. I'm a similar build and I was able to pass tests within 2 weeks of smoking while I was on probation. Also, unless you're getting a laboratory test, the test will most likely be the same as the one you bought. They were when I had to take my probation tests.
>>27180306
What do you mean lab test? The GC one that's like 15 ng? The form said "drug screen" but it's at a lab in the city. I hope it's a 50 ng in any case. Your experience gives me hope though. I'm gonna use my last home test for tomorrow morning's pee to be safe. I hope it's not a "one day negative, one day positive" situation.
I've had success with the Ready Clean drink. It's like twenty bucks, but it worked for me.
My step mom got me an interview at her workplace while I was on vacation. I'd been getting stoned every day for 10 days straight. Came back and found out I'd have to take a pee test.
My in-laws recommended the drink; they're both pot heads, one works at a school and the other does construction, so they both get annual drug tests.
You must follow the directions exactly. Don't skip anything. It doesn't taste bad, but it gave me the shits.
If you don't have time to get the drink, I've heard people recommend caffeine, dark chocolate, and cranberry juice. Also, lots of b vitamins.
Good luck, anon.
>>27180485
Thanks. I don't know where I can get that and it seems a little too late to order it online. My test is tomorrow afternoon. I'm gonna try and pass it for real with minimal dilution and hope for the best.
>>27180735
Head shops usually carry drinks like this. I can't say anything for any other brands out there, but see what the employees recommend.
bump donk
>>27179968
Your pee should be okay, but it stays in your hair follicles much longer.
>>27180735
You're 100% fine after that long. If you want to be safe it's normally good etiquette to drink a lot of water to dilute the sample, it also just helps you to pee in the first place.
>>27181226
I was a daily smoker for a long time though. Granted, I wasn't smoking gram blunts all of those days (probably a quarter gram a day at most) but it can't be working in my favor.
>>27181144
this anon is correct, also drink a bunch of coffee/water and hope for the best, hope it works out for you anon
pretty shitty they give a shit about people smoking but the worst employees are always the alcoholicsi know because i am one
as a stoner as you get a bit older you realize going to work high is just a waste of weed
>>27179968
After 35 days you should be fine depending on how much you smoked. I was still testing positive after 7 weeks of sobriety, but I do have a really shitty metabolism and I smoked an ounce in a couple of weeks.
>>27179968
Eh, most employers are telling prospects they urine test but then ask for a hair sample instead. Much more reliable indicator of long term abusers, can't be "flushed" out of the body like with urine.
Hope that helps.
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>Drug testing
>Not random Drug testing.
This thread is proof why drug testing is a load of horse shit and the only reason it exists is so companies can levy themselves from liability.
What's the fucking point? Even a hardcore junkie can stay sober long enough on drugs like cocaine which have a shorter half-life in your system then something benign like pot.
>>27179968
Had a drug test last summer, had only 6 days to clean up and I passed. ( I was an everyday toker) After 35 days you should be fine, especially with your weight. Buy a test kit and practice diluting your piss until it comes out negative. Take some B vitamins before the test so your piss comes out yellow.
>>27181313
see this is the kind of thing that worries me. I wasn't blowing down an ounce a fortnight (I think an 1/8th a week was the highest I've gone) but if I'm pissing dirty tomorrow I'm screwed. Part of me wants to just dilute and go for the retest but another part of me just wants to get it over with and leave it up to chance.
>>27181341
>Eh, most employers are telling prospects they urine test but then ask for a hair sample instead.
Dude, come on. Don't fuck with me like that. It's not cool.
>>27181367
If you test positive just ask for another test. Really not that difficult.
>>27181342
>drugs like cocaine which have a shorter half-life in your system then something benign like pot.
protip: cocaine stays in your system a lot longer if you drink a lot as well, ex-coworker currently in jail for failing a piss test learned the hard way
Pro Tip: Go get your head shaved. They will likely do a hair test on you, Which is much harder to pass.
>>27181341
>can't be "flushed" out of the body like with urine
Can't you buy a special shampoo that will clean your hair? Or is it all just a scam?
>>27181426
If I walk into the lab with a shaved head they will know instantly what I'm doing and take my armpit hair or my pubes. I can't win.
>>27181466
honestly anon not much you can do at this point except drink coffee/water, piss your brains out, and pray
reminds me i should see if my bro failed his piss test for his new job, i'm not sure if he had to take one pre-employment or if it was just random testing after employment
technically the company i work for can randomly test me but i've been there 6 years and i know even my manager smokes (i've actually smoked with her husband) so i lucked the fuck out
>>27181426
>They will likely do a hair test on you
why do you say this?
>>27181408
Lol, tell us the story. How did your druggie ex coworker get nicked
>>27181426
Btw are hair tests common.
t. normal human being who doesnt do drugs and doesnt drink.but I smoke two packs of cigs a day
>>27181426
how common is the hair test?
I know it is super accurate and can trace weed a lot longer but I have never heard of a company that uses it
>>27181609
I know casinos use them 100%.
>>27181466
Then shave every single hair on your body
You might get the job but look like a complete asshole
I'm a daily smoker for years now and I just heard today I got a second interview at this job I really want. I stopped smoking but I'm only 3 days and the interview is next week
I'm thinking of buying synthetic piss does anyone have experience with that? I just don't think with my level and history of smoking I'll be able to piss clean even if I dilute it. Or should I get a detox drink? I've looked it up online and those detox drinks seem to be a scam
If it's a hair test I'll just take the L. Deliberately misleading applicants is a shitty thing to do and as much has that job would be great and look great on my resume, that is just bullshit.
>>27181609
hair tests aren't even accurate at all. there were several scandals involving inaccuracies of hair testing in child custody cases and a bunch of FBI cases. they're probably not even gonna be admissible in court for much longer.
>>27181697
I could never use synthetic pee, I'd be too worried about the temp not being right or accidentally spilling it on the floor.
>>27181588
he made a dumb decision to drive drunk for a kid that was waaaaaaay too wasted to do it himself (dumb story i don't feel like typing), without a license, and got pulled over... this was his second dui in 5 years, both of those = 30 days automatic jail time (10 for no license, 20 for second DUI)
anyway, he was ok, worked out getting weekends and keeping his job BUT like a week or so before having to take the piss test before doing weekends, he got drunk and decided to get some coke thinking it would be out of his piss in time but apparently not
what was really shitty is he also failed for THC and the night before the piss test i took a bowl over there, for me to smoke while drinking with him and he kept asking to hit it 'ill be fine ill just go first thing in the morning to take the test' so i felt super guilty when i heard he failed but he would have for the cocaine apparently anyway..
free my nigga cody yall
>>27181810
lol, another friend of mine had to go for piss tests for probation (actually got busted with 300 hits of LSD, got super lucky he only got 6 months in jail), he used a rubber and a rubber tube with clean piss we'd pick up from a mutual friend of ours, an old gay jewish man
i'd always have to drive super slow to the probation place so he wouldn't spill the piss all over himself, >mfw he did once and i was like nigga if you get piss in my car...
>tfw last i heard kid was in a rehab house for heroin, doing well, need to see how he's doing now
seriously robots if there's ONE drug you don't want to fuck with, it's heroin, i've even smoked shitty trailerpark meth (to see why everyone back in the shithole im from is was on it) and i will never in my life touch that shit
The hair test is ridiculously expensive and uncommon. Most employers still go for the urine unless you're working a job where you'll be in charge of a lot of money or lives.
Donk bump part dos
Don't let me down robots.
One last bump and then I'll Vaya Con Dios.
Just looking for any anecdotes or assurances.
