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Someone you care about just found out the last thing you masturbated
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Someone you care about just found out the last thing you masturbated to

What is there reaction?
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>>27179669
I just fapped to Jasmine Webb like 5 minutes ago

I honestly don't think they'd care
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>>27179669
"Well it makes sense that he's gay"
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She would say how cool I am.
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>>27179669
They would be as disgusted as I was

Nothing really weird, just nasty, nasty porn
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>>27179669
Vore. To be honest I don't know how people react to that. I hope its not anyone I know well cause I guess the normies would call it cannibalism.
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>dad uses computer
>forgot I had my external hard drive plugged in and unlocked
>Anon, noticed you had a folder called...futa? What's that
>hahaha it's a game
>oh, alright!
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>a blowjob thread in /h/
Thank God it was something vanilla. I don't think they would be surprised.
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>>27179669
>tattooed whore getting blacked

Could be worse.
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>>27179669
Most recent by Shadman
I'm fucked
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>>27179669
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU SICK PIECE OF SHIT!
I HAVE NO SON!!
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>>27179669
>Hentai
No one is surprised.
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I'm the most vanilla man alive most of the time and get all my material off /gif/, so they'd just go "huh"

Sometimes I go end up just going full deviant and binge 12 hours into fucked up h-games out of nowhere though, it's a vicious cycle
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"knew it"
fuck the bot
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Their reaction probably won't be too bad, since it was lesbian porn.
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>somebody I care about
Hmmmmmmmmmm
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She'd be upset that I fapped to my female friend
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"i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed at how much of a fucking faggot you are"
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>shrinking and being forced to worship the feet of my oneitis while she has sex with her boyfriend
I don't even know how normies would wrap their minds around that.
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>lesbian scene where one girl is tied up and has a battery attached to her nipples and cunt

i dont give a single flying fuck
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GOIN' TO JAIL
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU SICK CUNT?
GTFO NOW!
(loli feet lel)
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>>27179982
also, I HOPE THEY PUT YOU AWAY FOR A LONG TIME YOU SICK FUCK! *spits*
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>really vanilla Yuri in a "fluffy Yuri" thread on /u/

Don't know desu. Depends who is doing the judging I guess
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>breast massage video

I mean pretty goddamn vanilla, all things considered.
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>woman getting fucked by dog with a huge dick
Uh oh.
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>my imagination
take that
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>interracial gay cuckold porn
;_;
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>>27180276
What it was?
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Something along the lines of "...ew".
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forced circumcision of twinks
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>>27181210
Wait that exists? It all makes sense now... even gays can be cucks

Jesus christ, no man is safe
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>>27179669

>big butt amazon women

>my family finds out I'm high test
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They'd probably laugh at me.

>feet tickling
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"what a feminine penis"
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>>27181409

How's the retirement going, professor?
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>>27179669

This photo.

Meh. Tame compared to my usual.
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>>27181587
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am i missing a meme here?
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>>27179669
who the fuck cares about someone!?!?

originalblox
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It was this doujin so, not fucking good.
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>>27179669
It was a pretty vanilla X-Art video, although there was some rimming in it that I was imagining myself doing to my ex, so I don't know how she would take that.
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She say's that I have good taste because the last thing I have mastrubated was Taylor Swift.
Before that Emma Stone.
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>big black women

I'm a little white guy.
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>>27181256
Dat sweet sweet /mlp/onyporn.
>I'm so ashamed
>twf when so desensitised only pony's do it for you now
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I can't even remember. It's just a blur of brazzers and futa

fuck it's hard to quit
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I don't masturbate.
Take that.
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>>27179669
mental hospital
mlp porn
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>I don't get it anon, do you want to wear diapers or something

uh....
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My mom will never allow me to see my niece again
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>>27181589
Wrong Turn 6?

My last fap was to sister roleplay. I don't think people would be that surprised.
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>titcows licking cum off their tits

That's normal right
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I don't care about anyone.
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>>27182378
as normal as it gets around here
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>>27182038
>>27180191
FBI watchlist confirned
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Disgust and surprise. Nobody knows I have a foot fetish let alone that I'm a closeted footfag.
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An oviposition scene in Trials In Tainted Space

I'd be fuuuucked ;-;
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>>27179669
I last masturbated to a guy filming and recording himself fucking another guy who was either mentally deficient or on drugs
Even though it seemed really exploitative the dude who was either retarded or on drugs seemed to actually, genuinely enjoy it so I don't fucking know how I should feel or how anyone else would for that matter

Fuck this shit I wish I never had a cock to begin with
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>>27182778
The idea of being in the closet about a fetish is retarded.
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>>27182896
When I say closeted, I didn't mean the fetish itself. I wouldn't really consider that a big deal. The fact that I'm into guy's feet in addition to women's is what I was referring to.
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>>27182778
>>27182896
>>27182940
judging by the picture hes also gay
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>>27183049
I wouldn't consider myself gay really. When it comes to guys, I am only into feet and twinks at that. Definitely not full hetero though I'll admit to that.
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>>27179669
>lactation porn

Probably wouldn't be shocked, she knows I'm into preggo and lactating women.
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>>27180000
they'd be confused that I called to repeating digits
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>>27180372
same here

originapostfuckyoubot
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Wow, they are lucky. The last thing I fapped to was a text-based adventure. Totally vanilla, too.

>Anon, you don't really wanna be a girl, do you?

No, I don't. But it's fun to pretend sometimes.
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I fap so much it's just a blur to me, so I don't remember the last thing I fapped to
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Cat keyhole bra gallery. I am not ashamed.
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Tfw jerked off to mommy incest porn and my mother died of cancer.
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>>27179669
>nanoko being raped by a dog in VH
Absolute disgust I suppose.
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>>27179669
>Someone you care about
I don't understand?
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>>27179669
"I knew he was in the closet"
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>>27179669
vanilla teenage Russian porn

I am honestly okay
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Honestly. If it was a friend of mine they would probably be shocked.
Only recently stopped being an openly bisexual pedo and started fapping strictly pictures of naked adult human women.
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>>27179669
>tfw oneitis knows I fap a lot
Pretty unique feel
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>Trap hentai
so very dissapointed
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>>27180400
kek

Probably best to keep it deep in your mind, friend.
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