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>age
>gender
>occupation
>net worth
>relationship status
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>>27179655
>age
21
>gender
>m
>occupation
n/a
>net worth
n/a
>relationship status
>n/a
>>
>>27179655
>19
>m
>bartender
>n/a
>spinning two plates atm, don't want a gf
>>
>22
>F
>PhD student
>-$64k including student debt
>kv
>>
>>27179655
>30
>M
>Auditor
>$300k+ (with a 100k/yr salary)
>HKV
>>
>21
>male
>student
>+$50k
>sangle
>>
>>27179875
>HKV
Heroic kissless virgin?

Or

Horny Kissless Virgin?
>>
>>27179655
>>age
18
>>gender
Male
>>occupation
Intern
>>net worth
Like $50
>>relationship status
Single as a Pringle XD
>>
No one even reads anything posted here unless the poster is a girl.
>>
>>27179913
Iurk moar faggot
>>
>>27179655
>21
>M
>Student/Machine operator
>Engaged
>>
>age
21
>gender
male, bi if that's relevant
>occupation
Masters student
>net worth
like 6 grand in the bank, but about -60k if you count student debt
>relationship status
in long term (7 year) relationship with first and only gf
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>>27180001
One off, dammit. Also like 10K for net worth.
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>>27179655
>age
21
>gender
M
>occupation
Student
>net worth
Jack shit
>relationship status
Single and ready to fuckin' kill myself
>>
>Be me
>2015
>implying
>no hooves
>cuck
>>
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>still using tomato whore
Laff'd
>18
>Male, like you're supposed to be if you come here
>wageslaves >in my thread
>$30, or if you count dota hatbux converted into reel money, about $300
>being a faggot
>normalfags
>wanting to be touched by the vaginal/faggot jew
>>
>19
>F
>student/cashier
>$500
>lol
>>
>>27179655
>age
19
>gender
male (women can't be robots)
>occupation
neet desu
>net worth
no debt, and no money either. so $0.00.
>relationship status
>on this board
I've been single my entire life and have never touched another girl (khhv)
>>
>age
18
>gender
male
>occupation
student
>net worth
I don't think I'm worth anything
>relationship status
Single and ready to fucking kill myself
>>
>>27180160
29 with that loan? Damn nigga
>>
Why did nobody tell OP to go to /soc/?
>>
>>27179655

>23

>M

>meat clerk min wage cuck

>the $1000 that I've made so far

>seems obvious, lad

To somewhat redeem myself, I've started playing the cello and I'm trying real hard to get good enough to play in a local orchestra/chamber music group.
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>age
24
>gender
M
>occupation
Publishing/Artwork Co-ordinator
>net worth
Around 10K I guess, don't own a car and rent an apartment so it's just my savings plus the net worth of my possesions
>relationship status
Single as a pringle and ready to fucking kill myself
>>
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>>27180366
>cucked by apple
>not just getting windows
>not using gyazo
>>
>age
24
>gender
female
>occupation
store manager
>net worth
10-15k
>relationship status
in a relationship
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>age
19
>gender
Dick and Balls
>occupation
Salesman, I review my generic lines for normans and pop pills in the morning for my anxiety, then take drugs to make sure I can stay "happy" on the job
>net worth
probably -$20,000 due to student debt
>relationship status
Why do you even ask this question?
>>
>>27179655
>age
21

>gender
male

>occupation
about to finish undergrad then I'm on to master's. Work as a groundskeeper to get money

>net worth
atm nothing really.

>relationship status
single.
>>
>>27180318
HEY ANON

I JUST STARTED PLAYING CELLO

I JUST STARTED BEING A WAGEKEK TOO

Its weird meeting someone in a similar situation.

Ever listen to Alisa Weilerstein? Just picked up CD's of her playing, some solo, some piano accompaniment. Local library has some decent stuff, love ripping FLAC files off em.

Did you find a teacher or buy a cello yet? I hope you didn't buy one off of amazon or something. There's a proper place to buy these things anon.
>>
18
demiboy
barista
$-3700
polyromance
>>
>>27180366
>cuck os x
install Gentoo or Arch GNU/Linux
>>
>>27180541

Oh shit nigga, what a funny world. No, I haven't heard of her, but I'll check her out! I really enjoy Maurice Gendron and Jakob Koranyi though. Janos Starker to an extent too, but he's way too mechanical for my tastes. Have you heard Kodaly's Cello Sonata? That's the piece that made me wanna play in the first place

>library
FINALLY SOMEBODY ELSE WHO DOES THIS. I get so much shit from my library.

And hell no, I'm renting one for like $30/month and taking lessons. How long have you been playing anon
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>>27179655
>age
20
>gender
M
>occupation
framing carpenter
>net worth
n/a
>relationship status
kv
>>
>>27180640
Niceeeeee

Thanks for the names I needed new ones. For some reason my library started stocking up on Yo-Yo Ma...don't get me wrong I love his playing but you get tired of people playing the same stuff. Anyway, I haven't heard of Kodaly's Cello Sonata. I actually heard someone in person playing Bach's first cello suite, the way he moved, the sound his cello made, beyond words. I wanted to make others feel good like I did.

Ayy- Just started. Literally just started, like, a week ago. Saving up to buy this:
http://www.stringworks.com/collections/cellos/products/virtuoso-cello

Only reason Im paying this much is for better quality material, wider tonal range, and the fact that its a nice genuine build (meaning maple/spruce body and top, ebony pegs, ebony fingerboard, etc etc).

I used to play flute so I'm no stranger to music theory however I need a lot of practice. I don't have much a solid goal, except hopefully one day making my own wonderful pieces, sorry for rambling. Hard to find someone who enjoys cellists works.
>>
22

Male

Backroom in retail, freelance Illustrator

After one year, I learned I was not ready for college and dropped out. Art is atm a useless degree. I however took commissions over the years and manage to make $200 a month, $400 in the fall. If I cant make it with drawing, I wish for a quick death.

Every time I wish to communicate with a girl, something stops me. Really, any plan I make in life not related to drawing falls on its head. She still talks to me but refuses to make it official even though we obviously want each other.

I'm a mess, but enough with the whining. Hope you all have an awesome week
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>>27180764
post some drawings, friend
>>
>age
22
>gender
M
>occupation
NEET rn, but I do lawncare and sprinkers in the spring/summer
>net worth
Like 5000$ if that
>relationship status
Haven't been in one since HS (virgin tho still)


My life sucks
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>GET THE FUCK IN HERE ROBOTS
>ROBOTS
mfw normies everywhere
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>>27180764
>Every time I wish to communicate with a girl, something stops me
>She still talks to me
>we obviously want each other.

Please clarify
>>
>age
25
>gender
Male
>occupation
Till monkey
>net worth
About tree fiddy
>relationship status
Virgin
>>
>>27180754

Yo-Yo Ma...he's kind of polarizing. He's obviously great, but he can be pretty liberal with his interpretations sometimes. I like his Shostakovich well enough tho. But I agree, listening to the same player gets tiring after a while lel

>Bach
Ohh I can only imagine hearing those suites played live. Good choice in life altering pieces ;:^)

That's actually pretty reasonable for a decent-to-good cello...mine is some like, student model that still costs about that much. I don't know why these fucks cost so much, but whatever.

Baller, why'd you stop playing the flute? It's a nice instrument as well if you can get it to stop squeaking.
>rambling
ramble on m80, I haven't met another cellist yet either. You plan on buying a mic ever?
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>>27179655
>>22
>>F
>>Student/minimum wage part time job
>>-$400
>>LDR
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>tfw nobody has responded to any of my posts in 4 days

This is getting weird as fuck lads. Literally every post I've made on this board in the last 4 days has gone without a single response.
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>>27179655
>age
1
mods get me away from this hell
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>>27179655
>age
20
>gender
Male
>occupation
student/hospitality at a spa
>net worth
Hmm. Not much. 20,000$?
>relationship status
Dating a qt3.14 gf senpai

Bonus: me
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>>27181086
>Dating a qt3.14

What part of
>get the fuck in here robots
do you not understand?
>>
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>>27181127
I've been on this board for years. I'm still an autistic sperg. I just found a qt who is okay with that. I believe I'm still a robot.
>>
>age
22
>gender
Male
>occupation
Freelance video editor
>net worth
~$40K/year, ~$7k in the bank
>relationship status
Long distance bf

>>27181034
At first, I wanted to continue the drought by not responding, but I'd feel bad if it kept going any longer.
>>
>>27179655
>18 but almost 19.
>Superior one.
>Student
>450 quid.
>Single and loving every moment of it.

I just want to be rich.
>>
>>27181034
Here's a response
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>>27179655
>>age
23
>>gender
male???
>>occupation
part time receptionist
>>net worth
$1k
>>relationship status
nothing and never

May death come quickly.
>>
>>27180975
kekikus maximus

Stopped playing flute because of family shit. Basically looked up to my older brother and he started bullying and intimidating me from 7th grade and on, mind you this isn't kid tier bullying, he was and still is a 400 pound fatass who would be two faced, nice when it suited him or when he felt somewhat guilty then treating me like dog shit the next.

I wanted to play because he played it. So I dropped it. I want to be nothing like him. I don't want him in my life. I don't want this family in my life. Maybe I'll play again, but it'll be for me.

And yeah, I wasn't expecting it to cost this fucking much either, but desu fampai they just look so great its worth every penny. Besides, I need a goal to save money to.

I already got an acoustic recording mic a bit back. Pop filter and everything. What I need with the cello is a nice brazilwood bow, but not the fucking imitation shit that they call "brazil-wood" or some shit, has to be the real stuff. Should cost around $100-$300.
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>>27179655
20
Male
NEET
700 dollars
KHV
>>
>>27180366
OSX master race desu
>>
>>27179655
>>age
18
>>gender
Male
>>occupation
Uni student
>>net worth
Lol
>>relationship status
Taken, but I don't know how long
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>>27179935
>Unless the poster is a girl
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>>27181475
>400 pound fatass

I already fucking hate fat people, but fat assholes are probably the worst.
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>age
23
>gender
male
>occupation
student aka broke
>net worth
-25k
>relationship status
have a gf

I also ride a motorcycle and stick my finger in her ass.
>>
>age
21
>gender
male
>occupation
jobless, getting a computer science degree (because I'm a fucking idiot)
>net worth
I have 1.5k in the bank and that's going to last me until I get a job (hopefully july)
>relationship status
single and too depressed and socially recluded to mingle
>>
>>27179655
18
male
lmao
lmao
fuck off
>>
>age
19
>gender
female
>occupation
jobless, don't need one
>net worth
not sure what that is lol
>relationship status
in an open relationship, 2 boyfriends and 1 fwb who buys me everything I need

my life is kind of hard and I get depressed easily but my boyfriends help me get by
>>
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>>27181746
>>net worth
>not sure what that is lol
>female
>open relationship
>hehe he buys my things
>hard life

Boy you better be a shitposter
>>
24
male
manual tester
60-70k (salary is 50k)
single
>>
>age
22
>gender
m
>occupation
Part time at a small store
>net worth
21k
>relationship status
Single virgin, been kissed but only drunk party sluts
>>
>age
18
>gender
m
>occupation
professional whore
>net worth
more than 10k saved, rest is to pay bills, alcohol
>relationship status
single, not looking
>>
>>27179655
>age
18
>gender
male
>occupation
postman
>net worth
1000~1500 euro
>relationship status
17 y/o gf
>>
>>27181475

That's shit dude, fuck that Jabba guy. Good on you for cutting contact though, your life will be unequivocally better without people like that. Life's too short, especially if you have your own means to live.

Tru. And it's a good goal, better than saving up for a gaming PC or something

Oh nice, what brand mic? I need one for my guitars (and preferably cello) too, been looking at a Blue one but idk.
They make imitation brazil-wood? What the shit. But I'm sure even that's better than the piece of plastic of a "bow" that my teacher gave me kek.
>>
>>27179655
>age
24
>gender
guess faggot
>occuation
finance master student
>net worth
-30K euro
>relation status
one or two friends
>>
>>27179655
19 meme gendered female with 2 phantom benises, one on my crotch the other on my forehead, occupation: shitposting memes, net worth: negative a hundred, relationship status: married to my waifu
>>
>>27179655
>age
24
>gender
male
>occupation
accountant
>net worth
roughly ($30,000)
>relationship status
Broke up w/ gf on Sunday. We are now FWB so I got that going for me. Actually got pretty lucky there.
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