Lost my v to an Amsterdam prostitute a few days ago
Anybody have any questions? I'm sure there are some robots who want to fuck a prostitute there
Actually, It's the only way I think I can lose it at this point. Shit, I don't even know if I can go through with having sex anymore.
Questions.
How much did you pay (USD please)
This was the 8/10 blonde right?
How big is your dick?
Green text step by step on how you initiated and how it ended
>>27178685
how did you feel afterwards?
ashamed?
Congrats OP. I too lost my V in amsterdam
Only actual good sex I've ever had
On reddit this would be ask a prostitute from Amsterdam anything thread.
Maybe reddit is better. Man this is lame. I know I belong here but shit, you having gone to a prostitute justifies an AMA? Perhaps I'm just too down right now.
>>27178685
I've never seen tiddies in real life before, so I was thinking about walking through the RLD when I visit there. Probably wouldn't order a prostitute though because I think there's still a chance I can lose it naturally. Anyways, other questions pertaining to Amsterdam:
Did you try the magic truffles?
How can I buy magic truffles in Amsterdam?
What are some fun things to do while on magic truffles?
>>27178729
It cost me 50 euros (I had to hand 60 over because I had no change and she let me try an extra position), which is 55 US dollars
Yes it was
About 5.5/6 inches, but I haven't measured it in a while and I don't have any rulers nearby to measure it again
>looking around with friends for a shag the night before we have go to
>See hot girl
>she knocks on the window gestures me to come in
>I ask what I'm getting, she says 50 euros for a fuck (they speak perfect English)
>I go to a bedroom with her, take off clothes, wash hands and lay on bed
>she puts condom on me
>Asks what positions I want, I chose Cowgirl and missionary (i got an extra because I paid 60)
>cum in about 20 mins
>go out and friends all cheer
>>27178807
Buy peyote from a smartshop instead of truffles
what size were her tits?
did she smell like cum?
did it bother you that she's fucked a ton of dudes?
would you ever marry her?
>>27178750
Nope, just horny. I wanted to go again the next morning but had no money left
>>27178807
My friends did but I didn't, I wanted to try a space cake instead.
You go to a headshop, but not all of them sell them. You'll see the different types of truffles and you can ask the shop tender for advice on what to get
I can't really answer that, but my friends just smoked weed and we went to the Red Light District to chill out and get some food, when the trip was dying down
>>27178840
Small
No
Not really considering she's a prostitute, she ain't my fucking girlfriend
No lol
>>27178827
Correction, I chose doggy not missionary
>>27178838
I've never tried peyote and wouldn't want to without a sitter. Magic shrooms are relatively similar to LSD (which I've done four times), so I think I'd be fine to take a light dose alone.
>>27178882
Cool. Do you think I would have a problem being foreign (from the US)? I've been able to buy weed from a local coffeeshop (I live on the Dutch-German border), but I would imagine they're stricter in Amsterdam than in some small Dutch border village.
>>27179131
Not at all. I'm English and I got to do everything vice related without any problems. If you're thinking about the rumours a few years back where the Netherlands was going to ban foreigners in coffeeshops, etc. then that didn't pass. Cities can choose to enact the ban on foreigners and Amsterdam chooses not to
>>27178827
Shit, I'd have a standing date with one of those hookers for $55. I'd much rather fuck a sexy hooker for the price of an Xbox game rather than waste my time and money on dates that I don't give a shit about.
>>27179360
Yeah, short term its cheaper but if you get a gf you'll be able to fuck without paying 55 every time
I'm Indian. Would they fuck me, or charge me more?
>>27179483
My Indian mate fucked 3 when I was there so you shouldn't have a problem
How do you feel?
I've considered it but don't think I could do it, I'd feel even more shit than I usually do. Heading for wizard status t-b-h.
been there a few times. 50 eur for suck and fuck but always hammer out the detail before hand (mate of mine just walked in once and she wouldn't take of her bra unless he paid extra plus no changing positions)
pic related - best girl i've had, there from 10am to 5pm. went in february and spent 5 minutes warming my hands up on her ass before getting down to business. also ask some of the girls if they have a friend if you want a 3some.
>is it weird if i gave a ho a tip? (she did a great job)
>>27179877
I feel basically no different except I've been a bit hornier last few days. No shame or anything at all
>>27179895
Yeah, some of the whores will try to fuck you over money wise. If they say "blowjob and fuck" for 50, don't do it. What they're actually saying is "blowjob handfuck" and will only make that clear after they've got their hands on your cock and you've already paid
>>27179877
stop being an emotional faggot.
>>27178685
was she eastern european?
>>27179483
Amsterfag here.
I've actually seen a hooker close the curtains on an Indian guy. Him being in the narrow alley, me and a mate laughing at him from inside the bar.
Turns out even prostitutes have standards.
You should be able to fuck a 30 euro whore though. ( big mommas)
Whatever you do, work out the details before you pay.
>>27180181
I'm fairly certain she was Dutch but she could have been
>>27180326
You can probably get it even cheaper if you go to the blue windows
>>27180326
lol. Curry is repulsive
>>27178685
I Was thinking about it too, i I will be there why not?
but I am virgin what if the position will not be comfortable for me? I will ne to pay more just for change position
>>27180338
Fat chance. No dutch girls on de wallen.
Probably eastern european.
I tried to lose my virginity to an Amsterdam prostitute, I told her I was a virgin after I paid her and then I couldn't get a boner due to a hangover/jet lag, generally being tired as fuck.
She said that it's ok and led me to the bed and attempted to put a condon on my dick with her mouth, I just couldn't get an erection and the situation felt awkward as fuck, I just wanted to touch her body and play with her feet but I was too chicken to say anything, playing with her feet would have give me a super boner for sure.
Anyways, I couldn't get an erection so I started to touch her ass cheeks and she said "that's good." Then I felt even more awkward and stopped touching her, I just told her I couldn't get a boner and she said that it's ok, I am a virgin and it's perfectly fine to wait for the right person, she said she respected that and it's not weird at all, that sometimes you have to love a person to have sex with them and that really hit a nerve with me because that's how I picture my first time.
She kept my money though =/
Anyways, I don't have a story, just wanted to share that with everyone since it's somewhat related.
Can kiss their body or like suck the tits?
>>27180434
I asked to be rode and it worked fine cause the girl did all the work. Shit was cash.
And I got to do doggy too but I had paid extra (considering I had no change), but it could be different depending on the whore. Ask if you can do multiple positions for 50
>>27180478
You'd probably have to pay extra for that, but it all depends on the prostitute
>>27180446
Of course she told you that she understood you, you idiot she wanted the money without performing the actual services.
Sex has nothing to do with love.
>>27180441
There are a lot of blonde girls there, so I just assumed they were Dutch
>>27180564
There are dutch girls in prostitution, just not in the ( cheap) red light districts. Nederhoeren are found in private clubs and escort services.
Doesn't matter though, pussy is pussy.
>>27180478
most will but some are cunts and will ask for more money.
>i tongue fucked a whores ass whilst she blew me in my meal deal for 50 and feel bad about it afterwards but we live and learn
>>27180326
Would they fuck me senpai? Am a shitskin
>>27180446
> she kept my money....
kek
You should have negotiated. Prostitutes are well known for refunding. .....
>>27180766
This is Amsterdam we're talking about.
The most cultural diverse city in the world.
Skintone is not the issue, just look like you bathed and actually give a fuck about your appearance.
And bring cash.
>>27180766
if you have money, then yes.
i've seen hot chicks take on basement dwellers.
if all else fails go for a trap.
>saw a arab guy come out from trappy's door
>speak to trappy
>trappy says he fuck his ass and got blown by him
>find/follow arab guy and laugh behind him while opening mocking him
>truffles are much better than weed
>>27180766
My Indian mate fucked 3 so I imagine so
>>27181042
Top kek. The traps there actually scare the shit out of me
>>27180854
>Skintone is not the issue, just look like you bathed and actually give a fuck about your appearance.
This.
Because they will turn you down if they don't like how you look.Happened to me.
are there asian hookers in amsterdam?
>>27181088
they are shit-tier traps, arab guy's trap looked like pick
>>27181180
By Asian do you mean chinks or pakis? Fair few of the latter but not many orientals
>>27181180
yep, though only a few and most are ugly (i can remember 1 that was hot but she was busy every time i went for a stroll)
>>27181180
Actually I've just remembered there are quite a few Asian massage parlours, I saw Chinese and Thai, and will happily give you a happy ending
>>27181042
he paid a trap to fuck him...
>>27181180
Just walk into a Chinese restaurant and ask for; sook me.
Also, Amsterdams Chinatown is in the redlight district. So probably not many there being close to 'home'.
When in Amsterdam, you go to the Hobbemakade.
You can go to Bruxelles too.
But the street is very, very dangerous.
>>27182111
Is it legal/tolerated there or underground?
how much extra for legs/foot fetish stuff? how about anal?
>>27178685
Fucking a whore its not big deal. Give full details moron. Did you relased your semen insde her? Everybody has sex
>>27179895
EU whores are bitchy. Latinoamericas are more open and less cold before during and after sex
>>27178827
Wow, $60 for 20mins is very attractive
Here's my experience losing my V to a hooker in Vancouver.. I'm a literal shut-in so I don't have the will to travel to Amsterdam.
>Call up an agency
>Tells me the rules (safe sex/no anal/etc)
>I arrive at location. Kinda panicked from excitement
>Greeted at the door by this girl around her late 20s. Thin, frail, druggy-esque, but she looks good and is so friendly
>I go shower and then meet her in a dimly-light room
>Tell her I'm a virgin
>She chuckled and then started kissing me, lightly and then with more tongue
>I hop onto the bed with her
>Finger her for a bit
>We make out + I went down on her and her feet
>Squeezed them perky titties (best feeling tits I've touched cause they are firm but real)
>BJ into sex
>We then cuddled and started talking about her life
>We shower together for more action
Was $230CAN/hr. She went beyond my expectations so I gave her $300 every time. Since then I've seen her four times before she left the business. Sad.
