I heard that /r9k/ is filled with people who feel bad. I want to make you feel good. How can I make you feel good?
I don't know. And If I did there would be others to help me if required.
I used to be like you op. Quite a while back. I think you should quit 4chan and pursue a happier lifestyle. You help more people in total that way.
Spread'em.
leave this place, so that you can live a happy life
Be my friend, listen to my problems and insecurities, hold me
>>27178341
Honestly just post funny stuff and meme like a baller
>>27178419
I'm a man. Do gay men spread their legs during sex? Does it make it easier to penetrate the butthole? I really don't know. I spread my legs anyways though, I hope you feel better.
>>27178404
I want to make you happy though. If I live a normal life I will make mostly happy people happier. If I spent my time here I could make miserable people happier.
>>27178439
Do you really want me to do that? I want to make people here feel good.
>>27178472
I would be your friend and listen to you, and I would hold you if you were nearby. I would probably fall in love with you, though, and then I would get a boner holding you which might make you hate me.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. You should go away.
>>27178501
Here's a captioned picture I did not produce.
>>27178341
I only have 8 good boy points right now, but if you really want to make me feel better, you can give me a tuggy wuggy and make me tendies and promise to be my loyal gf forever
>>27178601
I'm a man so I can't sincerely promise to be your gf. I also have to go now.
I want a mommy gf to Skype me and make me feel better
Little anime girls make me feel good.
>>27178341
Tell me that I'll find an ok car in four days. My brother is letting me drive his car for now but I can't leave him hanging.
>>27178526
this place makes people sad friend
leave
>>27178341
Remind me that I've done really well with losing weight, I'll finish getting in shape real soon, I don't look like the fatty I used to be and that dermaneedling will fix my stretch marks. It's been so long since I was willfully obese that it feels like I'm wearing the skin of another, long gone, person.
Guys please help me I have fallen in love with this grill over the internet, but haven't told her yet.
I wonder if I should tell her I really want to but problem is I'm not much of a catch....what do? Should I improve and wait a year or two when I have a better chance?
>>27180039
>Fallen in love over the Internet
This is never good.
Tell her and be done with it, I think.
Nothing honestly.
I feel like shit and the only dream I want is completely impossible so I'm just living life for the hell of it.
>>27178341
Stab me in the back while you hug me and continue to hug me until I'm dead please.
But really you should just go before we contaminate you. It's better if you just get away from here. This is not the place for a healthy person to be.
>>27180092
why not though? she is literally perfect
>>27180021
You've done a great job losing weight. You're going to be a fit, attractive person very soon. I'm proud of you for working so hard to live a good life, and I hope you're proud of yourself too.
You can't. My problems are outside your control.
But I sincerely appreciate the sentiment OP. You seem like a kind person.
>>27180336
>didn't internalize any of this
Yeah I was afraid of that. Thanks though anon.
>>27178341
Would you kindly, fuck off.
>>27179673
Me too! I'm glad I have people I can share this happiness with.
>>27179673
She's kind of little. Sorry, don't have many anime pictures.
>>27179723
You'll find an ok car within the next four days. Even if you don't everything will work out and your brother will still care about you.
>>27178551
Thanks for trying, but that did absolutely nothing. You gotta meme organically and naturally while contributing to the thread in a relevant manner
You'll should consider attending meme school
finding a translation of these would make me happy
http://m.blog.naver.com/jh9090578/220442356401
>>27180838
That's so fucking cute. I'm sorry I don't have a translation.
