Hi. Can I get a footlong spicy italian sub?
>no ugly, you actually can't
What do you do?
sue subway for millions
Remind her that's no way for a sandwich artist to speak, and tell her I would like my sandwich toasty like her roastie.
Quiznos4lyfe
Start an argument and verbally abuse her until she cries like the pussy she is.
Probably laugh and then leave and wonder why the hell i even wanted lunch meat and bread for a meal
Punch her in the face, is this not the obvious answer?
do a 360 and walk away
I really want reddit to leave
>>27177436
probably this
fast food should be fast food
make your own fucking sandwiches.
Uhhh bitch excuse me? What the fuck did you just say? Where da fuck is your manager?
>>27177487
>implying the manager gives a fuck
You can't win in this situation, I'd probably just spit on them and take my leave t b h
>>27177418
>toasty like her roastie
going in the books anon
>>27177397
Fucking bich...
This is America I DEMAND MY FREEDOM OF FOOD
>>27177445
>implying you could punch anyone or have any sort of impact
lmao?
>>27177550
exactly. she wouldn't be acting like that if she knew she wouldn't get away with it. the manager's trying to get in her pants anyway and would think It's hilarious probably
>>27177397
Laugh at "ugly" because I'm approximately on her level of attractiveness.
>>27177627
And yet she can get at least +2 higher level of attractive guys, its not a win situation
>>27177418
lol m8 quite funny
>>27177397
>What do you do?
i'd probably well up in tears and say "o-okay..." before walking out t b h senpai
>>27177683
This nigga understands, we accept we're not good enough and walk out trying to hold back our tears
>>27177397
>Go to the manager
>She gets fired
>>27177722
>Go to the manager
>He agrees with her
FTFY
you about to get my footlong italian
>>27177397
kek i would be lucky if they even speak any language that is common in my country.
i dont know where they get those people
>>27177397
That... Doesn't happen. Why would you pretend or think it does? And, in any case, if it did, I'd just let her manager know. Either get her fired or get my food for free.
I'd just tell her to check my quints.
Okay, then how about a date, cutie?
>>27177397
Jump the counter and make the sub myself
>>27177418
Lmao that was nice anon
Blox
>>27177781
That would have been an impressive turn of events
But no
>>27177735
They only want money, and employees are very disposable, if one of them refuses your money for whatever reason they get instantly fired.
>Hi!...Um yes I would like a footlong italian herbs and cheese, please....ah, turkey and pepperjack please.......yes, toasted......Oh yeah the weather is great right now. we had a few cold days here and there but I think its finally starting to warm up!........oh, ah, I'd like lettuce...cucumbers....black olives.....green peppers.....italian seasonings......aaaand chipotle southwest sauce please. Yes, that's all thank you....................Awesome, thank you!
>leave
that wasn't so hard now, was it robots?
>>27177397
sigh... let me speak to the manager pls.
>>27177870
So you just pretend like she didn't say no and you just plow ahead talking to yourself while she does nothing. That's actually pretty good
I'd leave and go to a place that doesn't sell shitty sandwiches
F-Fine, i'll take my coupons elsewhere...
*runs out the door crying*
>>27177411
This bitch will lose her job and I can live a neet life with my money
>>27177870
That's rape you misogynist. She actually said no
>>27177614
plot twist she's the manager
Set her on fire.
Now who's the spicy italian sub?
>>27178069
>>27177968
>"i said im not making you the sandwich"
>ah, yeah actually can i get pickles on that as well? I'm feeling a little tang this afternoon
>>27178072
plot twist there is no manager
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
>>27177397
At least i don't work at subway
Run away and cry because I'm a coward
>>27178230
plot twist OP isn't even in a real Subway
.. this'd make a good thriller desu
Realistically
>"w-what?"
>"I said no, ugly"
>"oh, alright"
>fake smile
>go sit in my car and cry before going home
How can I argue with her when I AM ugly?
>>27178150
>while being forcefully carried out of the store by her Chad coworkers
>"yeah I think I'd like to upgrade that to a combo too, thanks"
>>27178279
plot twist I am literally OP and you didn't even know
>that awkward feel when the baristas at starbucks try to flirt with you but don't know you are autistic
>2016
>not being your own sandwich artisan
subway charges top dollars for shitty food
>>27178296
>>27178150
Absolute
Origibal
