Why did your father never teach you about women?
I'm sure he sat you down for the birds and the bees at some point, but why never anything about women?
the da is a fundamentalist christian. if you so much as imply anything remotely related to sex in his presence he will change the subject immediately.
there was no birds and bees talk. and he never said anything about women other than to suggest that arguing with them over bullshit was a waste of time. he's also a chubby chaser and the woman he left mom for is the worst. also he's mentally ill. my childhood was... something.
He died when I was 10, not like it matters. Who is so dumb not to realize what women are for?
Parents got divorced when I was 6-8. I live with my mom. Why is it a surprise that I ended up here?
>>27175857
Be lucky that you were raised by someone with some fucking values instead of being raised by an atheist weed-smoking jobless socialist piece of shit.
>>27175802
In my case, none of my parents ever sat me down and told me anything about bees and shit, I received sexual education in school and the rest was porn.
Also, regarding women, my father never taught me anything; he's a short, uneducated man who most probably got all of his experience from whores (if any), a signal of that being that he married a fat girl (my mother) when he was already 30+ (and I'm talking about the 70's, when people used to marry early); he was a moral loser that never interacted with me, and left me in the hands of my overprotective mother.
The result: I'm a 38yo kissless virgin, after having struggled all of my life with depression, obesity, compulsive behaviours, low self-steem and loneliness.
father was a deadbeat and step dad was a whipped beta cuck who grew to resent me as i got older
>>27175883
Lol that sounds like me
It looks like my dad had been a cyborg. At least, a beta. That's just sad.
>>27175802
My dad got in a serious car accident when I was 10, he didn't die but he had some messed up brain damage and he's never been the same. He still works but he's a miserable alcoholic who rants about how he hates the jews etc.
He basically became totally detached as a dad and didn't tell me anything about how to get girls. Had to figure it out in my own. Feels bad man.
>>27175802
Mine did.
Of course, I just come here to try to help you poor bastards.
>>27175802
Because he's a retard who married an idiot and they both had extremely low standards and settles for each other. Even then their marriage has been a loveless contract for as long as I can remember.
He never taught me about "le birds and bees" either, that was the state's job.
>>27175883
huh, yeah. "values" My folks' values:
>sex is a sin
>masturbation is a sin
>alcohol is a sin
>yoga is satanic
>meditation is satatic
>black magic exists
>every good that happens is because god
>every bad thing that happens is because devil and god's mysterious plan
>video games are evil
>the ninja turtles cartoon is evil
>you must fork over 10%+ of your income to your church even if you're bankrupt and your kids have to get all their clothes from goodwill
>gay people are evil
>black people, indian both dots and feathers are evil
>christian people are always good even if they have been repeatedly charged with sexual abuse (church pastor- they actually defended this guy)
I can go on...
>>27175921
>rants about how he hates the jews
I thought you said he got brain damage, not enlightenment.
>>27175973
But that's all true, anon. Especially these:
>masturbation is a sin
>alcohol is a sin
>gay people are evil
>black people, indian both dots and feathers are evil
Your life would suck less if you accepted Jesus desu.
because he was a delusional cuck
>>27175802
because he thought being a drug addict was better than being my father. My mother also didn't do it because she thought being a mother for my brother was better
>>27175802
>I'm sure he sat you down for the birds and the bees at some point
he never did that either
>>27175802
My parents were just awkward, they never told me or my sister how to do anything relating to sexuality, not out of any hangups but just because it's an awkward topic.
>>27176022
kek. i remember they really liked that particular bible story.
>be me in 6th grade
>teacher sends home permission slip for my parents to sign about the sex ed component of the class
>dad refuses to sign it
>mom signs it for me but attaches a long letter to my teacher explaining that she will not tolerate any broaching of the subject of homosexuality and must remove me from the class if that topic is going to be discussed
>know my parents well and open this letter on my way to school as i suspected something like that would be in there
>throw it in trash
"You be careful with women. There's batshit crazy ones out there who use that snatch between their legs to get everything they can out of you"
>>27176104
Your parents sound fucking awesome.
>>27175973
How many guns and American flags are in your house?
My parents separated when I was 4, and the last time we met was when I was about 8 or 9, so he didn't really have the chance to speak to me about this sort of thing.
>>27176162
The last time I met my Dad, I meant to say.
>>27175802
My dad worked for the navy then a contractor. Hes never home. Constantly out at see now constantly over seas. I don't know what advice he could give me. Hes my moms second marriage, and he asked out every girl in a bar while drunk before asking her and thats how they met.
>>27175802
>'m sure he sat you down for the birds and the bees at some point, but why never anything about women?
Not even that, i've never talked about it with father.
>>27175802
I never really had a father. Don't get me wrong, I did technically have one, but he was more of my older brother's father and a guy that lived in the same house as I.
>>27175921
Does he post on /pol/ ?
Absolutely nothing, he didn't even thought me how to drive or shave. He just gave me money, never taught me how to be a man.
he worked 80 hours a week and never had time to teach me anything
the most I ever got was 'all women are whores' and that's about it
Never even told me how to stand up peeing until mom told him to.
I started shaving by myself.
He'd never do the birds and the bees talk but I don't see who would need that.
he was always so retarded with my mom that id actually have to advise him about stuff to keep him out of trouble
it got to my head then i also got rekt
pretty sure he's just an old version of a robot on /fit/
when i was sixteen my dad was 72. he never taught me anything. actually i wound up taking care of him more than he ever took care of me. at least he leaves me alone most the time. it's okay i guess.
My parents didn't give me the birds and the bees or just a talk about women. I think my dad talked about how girls of different races were, but I'm pretty sure my mom was the first and only person to fuck him. They weren't fundamentalists, they were just lazy I guess, or didn't know how. My mom kept accusing me of jerking off when I was younger. I was, but I don't know what her fucking deal was. She couldn't even gather the nerve to say pornography. She'd just barge in, demand what I was doing, and one time she tried looking through my folders. Thankfully it was online porn. Crazy bitch.
>>27176330
>robot
>having kids
pretty sure he's just a common retard
>>27176331
wow. that must have been rough. i know the feel of having old parents but not that old. mom was 34 and dad 38 when i was born (accidentally).
Because he is dead.
>>27176347
i prefer to consider him a functional retard
he's a chad that can attract but is absolute garbage at maintaining
>>27175802
He didn't teach me shit about girls/women. He was totally self involved when I was growing up, and he still is. Ah well, at least he taught me no one has to care about you and your only worth is your self worth.
Women aren't that hard to figure out eventually. You just have to treat them like they are a lesser version of yourself and let them think their ideas are their own and aren't things you suggested to them.
He's a narcissistic scumbag who didn't really teach me much of anything desu
My parents have always been sexless. Outside of a kiss on the cheek or 2 I've never really them show any affection for each other and I've never heard them having sex even though my room was right next to there's. I think they're both profoundly uncomfortable with sexuality and they passed that on to me. Outside of my mom giving me a book on puberty when I was in 13 and telling me it read it (I didn't) they've done everything they could to avoid having 'the talk' with me
My dad tried but he's pretty blue pilled when it comes to women. "Give her a compliment" and "be yourself" aren't exactly the keys to becoming Johnny Suave.
my dad was probably a delusional cuck, thats why he didn't give me the dirt on women, he probably thought I might ask follow up questions to my mother thus further cucking him.
>>27175857
>fundamentalist christian
>divorced wife
Never got anything, no birds and bees or anything. Had to figure that out on my own. Actually glad about that since I imagine it would have been awkward as fuck.
>>27176707
My parents sleep in separate bedrooms. Never in my life have I seen them have sex or talk about having sex.
>>27175802
as far as I know my father was lucky with his first GF so I suppose I can't really expect any advice from him.
>>27177673
Yep. It caused some waves in the extended family. My uncle still, after 21 years since the divorce, refuses to speak to my dad because of it.
My dad tried to refill me about women early on but I thought I was a special snowflake and found "the one"
After 5 years and that shit didn't work out he didn't really have anything to say. He told me basically every guy goes through that and he tried to warn me
My dad is a typical boomer and an alpha male, living in lala-land.
I've argued with him about women a few times and everytime I've got shot down. When I say something about today's online dating culture, the 80/20 rule or the destroying of monogamy, he just bursts out with laughter.
His best of from recently:
>"Anon, I know you're not a man for every girl, but you just have to keep looking for that one percent who are different!"
>"You know, when I met your mom, we ended up in bed that same night"
I think my dad never teached me something about women because it just all flew to him naturally, with little to no effort.
>>27177831
i'm pretty much a chad by arcanine standards and even I know what you're saying is true you'd have to be an idiot not to see it. Boomers just can't see past their own world view
Instead of teaching me about women my dad would teach me about Westerns and various actors in Westerns. That later extended to old sitcoms and then just movies and TV in general.
He still does it now to some extent.
>>27177935
Boomers really are the biggest sheeple. I find they are more glued to their phones than young people nowadays.
>>27177738
Sometimes I wonder if I'd have turned out differently if I was introduced to sexuality in a healthy way. Would I still be the same person I am now? I don't think so
>>27175802
My parents got divorced before I was old enough for those talks.
>>27175802
jesus, what a rack
need more captain
>>27175802
my dad never told me anything about girls, the only talk I got was for doing drugs in high school and then they added on not having sex because my brother got a blowjob on the bus in 8th grade
>>27175802
He never really gave me any talk, but once we watched a 'documentary' about chupacabras and ever since he's referred to women as chupacabras and the only thing I can think of that he said is that even though they're awful, we still need them. That was years after he and my mom got divorced, mind you.
Back then I thought he was just bitter but now I understand he knew the truth, he had experienced women all his life.
>>27175802
Probably because his father never taught him and he knows nothing about woman.
But then again, I barely know my dad even though he's been right next door all my life.
Because he's a beta cuck that fucked an asian girl in high school and went on to become a failure as a parent. He never taught me a single thing in life. Perhaps he hoped I'd stay away from girls and not turn out like him.
I don't think he has any game anyway. His new wife is a six foot morbidly obese woman with two autistic daughters.
>>27175802
He used to talk a lot about if I like that girl or that and I was just silent and I tryed to change the subject. He propably thinks that I'm gay and I'm just pretending that I've never had girlfriend becouse he doesn't like gays.
>having a father
FFFFFFFUCKING NORMIES
>>27175802
nobody sat down to tell me anything ever
>dad was a virgin until 24 when he met my mum
It was probably over before it began
this thread reminded me that there's nothing a bastard child enjoys more than letting other people know that they're a bastard child
darn bastard is such a cool word
Jesus, my father taught me too many of his "wisdoms" about women.
Wrong every time ifyou ask me.
>>27180403
Except that one time he told me that eating green beans increases penile virility.
I swear by it.
>father
Ahahahaha, good one OP! I'm in stitches!
My dad was a bigger robot than me.
Had money and a nice job, but still had to
financially support a single mother to ever find
anyone. Never talked to me about girls at all
and I'm almost certain deliberately set me up
for failure just so someone would be a bigger
loser than him.... Fucking despise him for
having children on his own.
He actually said some pretty sensible things about how to deal with women. He never had to tell me about the birds and the bees because I'm not retarded so I looked all that up when I was 8.
Basically he just told me to take women out to coffee and chat them up, that I'd never get anywhere if I didn't try. It really is that easy, but at the time I thought it wasn't. He's a wise man, but I still see some of the boomer stupidity cropping up now and then.
>>27180504
Break the cycle, dude. Either make a good life for yourself or don't ever breed.
he actually did when he molested me as a 5 year old.
also, I think that disfunctional relationship with fathers is THE most common occurrence among male /r9k/, I think that is the biggest indicator of probable social ineptness as an adult. I know it was biggest problem atleast for me.
My father never taught me anything except how to fuck people over which he taught me by fucking my mom over after they got divorced by never paying child support and never making an attempt to have any sort of relationship with me and clearly and openly favoring my siblings over me and putting far more effort into making sure they had as many advantages as they could IE sending them to private schools and helping pay their college tuition
Fun fact, all that time put into them and my sister still dropped out before finishing her first semester but even those 6 weeks she spent partying helped her get a better job than mine since I didn't go to college
>>27175802
The only times my father made me sat down was to beat the shit out of me.
Except for one time, where he just promised to destroy me should I turn out gay during my puberty.
Eventually my parents divorced, the old piece of shit was hit by diabetes and lived from social aid from government.
He sometimes came in the neighborhood to harass my mom or the gates of my junior high to encourage the bullies to hit on what "used to be his son".
Some day, a Chad living next door punched him, shouted alpha copypasta like "why aint you fighting me instead, bruuuh". My father ran away, never saw him again.
>>27175802
He told me women are somewhere between a chicken and a dog in intelligence. He taught me well.
>>27175802
My father always thought I was gay.
he died when I was 13
My father frequently would talk about woman in great detail. How petty awful, whorish, and downright nasty they can be. But he also told me about how amazing, loving and caring, and give you a skip in your step and make your life worth busting your ass for. he also got piss drunk one night when I was 15 and told me about the night I was conceived.
My school taught me about sex, and my parents never told me about anything. I guess they figured I'd never have to worry about it.
He was too busy teaching me science instead.
I remember seeing my dad 3 times throughout my life
He finally visits my place after 7 years and disowned me and left for being a khv 2 days before my birthday
>>27175802
My father taught me nothing and i liked it that way. No birds and the bees, nada.
>>27175802
My father was completely fucking useless and met my Mom when he was 13. They were each other's firsts. My Mom still gets mad sometimes because he "dated" another girl before her, as in took her to a fucking milk bar or roller rink or whatever the hell it is oldfaggots used to do. They might as well have grown up on fucking Mars for all it matters
I swear to god I (somehow) managed to bring a girl home once, he comes barging into my bedroom and yells, "DO YOU KIDS (I was 17) WANT ANY PIZZA??". Inb4ree, nothing happened, we just sat in silence until she went back home.
He's a nice man and a good person but he didn't teach me anything, the only """advice""" I ever got was from my mom. He didn't even help me learn to drive when he worked at a van hire place for fuck's sake.
> be blackbot
what does mean "father"?
>>27176022
>masturbation is a sin
it's a sin, you could hve dumped that load into your waifu.
>alcohol is a sin
Well sometimes, don't even get me started on the matter.
>gay people are evil
some evil interacted with their minds to make them like that, abused as children, or sexually misguided inprinting, still as children.
>black people
they are for the most part evil, due to their willful ignorance and less willful stupidity
>indian
less evil, just uneducated for the most part
>feathers
can't argue with that.
>>27180657
Boy or girl?
Are you Eurasian?
>>27175973
Protestants are still better than atheists.
Because I hung out with all men in highschool and I played vidya all my life.
I'm sure he thought I was gay. Oh well.
I aleast have my 2D animu.
>>27175802
My dad hardly knows me. I spent my entire life in my room playing video games.
My biological father was just some handsome moron my mother picked to be impregnated by. I was actually raised by two lesbians, and the only thing they told me was;
>Your penis might start acting weird, but that's okay. White stuff in your underwear is also normal. If you have any other questions, just ask.
Neither of them told me how to attract girls. Not even the butch one, who's into cars, sports, and other girls. They just left me to figure it out on my own, and when it became apparent that I wasn't constantly hitting on girls, my mother said one sentence to me;
>The girl is going to have to approach you, isn't she?
That one quote has stuck with me since the day I heard it. I'm absolutely terrified of humiliation, and rejection by a girl would definitely fall in that category. I've never approached a female for a date in all my life, and I don't know if I ever will. I'd sooner start getting fit and learning plenty of skills before ever asking a woman out, if only to increase my chances of being asked out by a woman instead.
Never met him, he died from overdosing when I was young, and my mom married another man, who didn't teach me a whole lot of anything. My first kiss was with a stripper when I was 19, and I lost my virginity to an escort, but I'm fine now. I was just never a social person, and was pretty much a loser in all of high school and middle school, so why would I even bother to try and talk to a girl?
>>27175802
he didnt give enough of a shit and thought because he was a chad and could get puss naturallu i could do it too. then he got mad i wasnt in any sports. even though i asked my overbearing mom to, but she denied because we were too cheap for insurance for a fucking physical examination, and would rather spend a crapbuttfuck of money on a proffesional exam than a clinic because i could get raped. he was also old, had 6 children, all uf which were my siblings, and he thought of all of tem as failures anyway.
>>27175802
need a sauce a.a..
>>27184653
Anon you are a living breathing example of why lesbians shouldn't raise children
>>27175802
literally nothing
>I'm sure he sat you down for the birds and the bees at some point
nope
"Broad hips and narrow mind, deceitful as a cat, and son... You might as well kill yourself if you marry a whore" based dad
>>27175802
Because he beat my mom and died when I had been 16 for a month
>>27175802
>dad
Yeah no. Fucker left before I was barely 2
>inb4 nigger
I'm not
>>27175802
Died of cancer when I was 3. He would have.
>he left when i was two
now im a fat fuck piece of shit with no education, no job and study loans from when i dropped out of college
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27175920
Then how he get to fuck your mom? Not so beta after all.
>>27186621
Same my niggle
We had nobody to teach us how to be men
my dad was a bigger asspie than me
I actually did worse when listening to him
I have no idea how to integrate into society or hold a conversation
He tried but I don't think he knew much. I don't think he had any relationships beside my mother. He taught me that women can be irrational and entitled. He never said a word about picking women up or actually dealing with their bs. He was pretty much a MGTOW and I followed his example and avoided romance.
My parents are sjw cucks and I never got the birds and the bees talk. I knew how it worked already because internet but I dont think they would have known that
I did get the "no means no" dont rape talk and the white privilege talk though
He tried to tell me that girls were just as perverted and sexual as guys were, so I shouldn't put them on pedestals.
However, at the time I didn't have many sexual fantasies and didn't realize how degenerate most people are. So I just assumed that they would be decent, respectable people instead of frigid nuns or vapid whores.
He made the mistake of assuming I was a horny chad like he was and I made the mistake of assuming that normal people were modest and virtuous.
